If I wiped, I would have to use some moisturizer afterwards. You're not supposed to scrub the skin of orifices like the mouth or ass raw very frequently. Leaving a few drops of water there is no big deal, it wicks away through your underwear, as sweat does and evaporates for a gentle cooling, soothing effect over maybe twenty minutes at worst
alwaysupvotefuturama
Fingerflails?
rijstewafels
That's gotta be a painfull bitchslap
fivefrozenfishfingers
Skizmo
You need to ask?
5ing
That’s metal
Arthiem
All fun and games till you scratch your nose and Flail your eyeball.
CinnamonBunny
Would
Baja2276
petresun
Back hand somebody and they'll have flashbacks of the Battle of Hastings.
ButtonsAreForPushing
“Oh no…I’ve chipped a flail!”
4vie
How is this not top comment after half a day!?
komododave
JoeT85
that's why you nee to get Lee Press-on Flails.
Axiomatic13
LumpPump
only left hands? ahh i see its so simple, only put long nails on the non dominate hand so the useful hand can still wipe
outremer01
Well, that’s one way to resist picking your nose.
cryborg
When your sub is a little slow to get the point.
smashpro1
Harder.
Freestila
As a woman, wouldn't that hurt masturbating? :D
Nizedk
That bean is not only getting flicked, but also stabbed, beaten and molested.
bril350
Flail fingers: Flingers if you will
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Imagine slapping someone while wearing these would influct bleed damage
ThankYouForYourTime
These are definitely battle nails
RElGNMAN
Wife: holds out her hand showing #1 and says “don’t make me slap you” Me: bows head and sadly utters “why not?”
Bunhyung
The Slap mace
ChipWallace
The Slap Flail. Spikey ball on chain with handle is a Flail. Spikey ball on handle is a morning star. Ball on handle is a mace.
mostinspired
Beat the meat.
Gas0
Judging by her knuckles she already knows.
clint23185
creamydisaster
tmphillips11
I assume that you are right handed and plan on doing nothing functional with your left hand.
Levantis
Now type with them.
dpat13
No tampons for this girl
RedTailedHawk
The Witch King of Angmar has entered the chat.
haIucid
That’s badass. But I imagine that overcomplicates your potty time experience.
VoxAmericana
I'd say you just have to get used to using your off-hand, but watch those be glaives or something.
agonarch
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OperationRustysBlanket
Adds poison damage
ReconditeEidolon
How so? With this, there is no need for TP.
b00sk0r
I suppose you only need one hand to clean the ol' meat crevice. You could have one wiping appendage, and one bashing appendage?
AvsFreak
OhIfIMust
:Tom Bodett intensifies:
halo00to14
https://youtu.be/2dJOIf4mdus
scuba7jb
Do kids still play the game "bloody knuckles" ...?
ROBOTvsMAN
Appears they've already played it with themselves.
jankeydadondc
God we were dumb..
JustDeathAndTaxes
You'd rake your own finger open with those nails.
jankeydadondc
Good use of the word rake. You really made me feel that sentence internally.
JustDeathAndTaxes
Much like you'd feel the spikes internally, yes.
dasAchteck
now wipe your ass.
run4fun
No…wipe my ass
11Weasel11
Their sub does that for them. Duh!!
pizzapartyhard
I don’t even know how women do that with regular nails…
IntelligentLake
They use the three seashells, duh.
babysuperfreak
bidet
YesButMaybe
Bidet your ass and finger-nail maces at the same time!
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
Wipe my ass yourself coward.
MySushi
Wipe? "Is this some sort of peasant joke I am too rich to understand?".jpg >>Uses a bidet<<
ArkoneAxon
They make a lot of really cheap bidets now. After a few months they've already paid for themselves, when you consider the cost of toilet paper.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
You ONLY use the bidet?? You know that doesn't clean it all off, right? Like you gotta use a combination.
dasAchteck
do you just walk around with a wet ass? i still dry it off afterwards.
MySushi
If I wiped, I would have to use some moisturizer afterwards. You're not supposed to scrub the skin of orifices like the mouth or ass raw very frequently. Leaving a few drops of water there is no big deal, it wicks away through your underwear, as sweat does and evaporates for a gentle cooling, soothing effect over maybe twenty minutes at worst