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Sep 20, 2016 6:29 PM
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ABouchard55
Didn't want to upvote, but then those tasty looking potatoes =3
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
front page for the potato
IAlwaysUpvoteSensibleChuckleGIF
DanielLCrandall
The potatoes speak to me on a personal level
amaaayzing
This is so 9gag
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Up voting for delicious taters, precious!
unremarkableasterisk
potato
KlatnYelox
Upvoted for fired potatoes.
RogersTheShrubber
https://media.giphy.com/media/u9e7fk2rL5njy/giphy.gif
IDontBelieveInAtheists
Hey, I actually do recognize you
Jewnese
InnerPaperCowboy
Your dream died.
MemeSins
Those taters need to be in my mouth.
edwardelricsnipples
Really nice potato quality
MaraxRawix
Nice.
WaxGangIlluminati
Well played. Should've paid dog/cat tax though
jxjftw
http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/tvbanners/9060068/p9060068_b_v8_aa.jpg
igniteice
ILieAboutWhoIAmForFakeInternetPoints
KoalaUprising
We all will.
myspiritanimalcomeswithapretzelbun
+1 purely for the amount of effort that went into Photoshopping those faces
FantasticalPotato
+1 for potatoes
katanajade
That I am now craving.
KlatnYelox
Fried potatoes.
Presquire
What happened to all the comments?!
EasilyButthurtCitizen
My dream
Technohawk
Butane9000
You freaking roasted potato.
GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob
Vandaliam
Poop
fusk
Is he driving a bus?
supersaiyansenpai
Shapeshifter?! I hardly know her!
lonelyfriend
Nope, car.
MrBananaHead
Perhaps a train
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
No it's the car scene from Race to Witch Mountain. We are supposed to suspend our belief by thinking it's the other memes in the vehicle. :D
MonsantoOfficial
How very literal of you.
rockatron5000
His back seat passenger could have multiple personality disorder.
Morganlefae
Meme Personality Disorder*
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Potatoes? What is this 9gag?
KlatnYelox
Specifically fried potato wedges, food of the gods. Sure, the wedge shapes are shitty, but that cooking job is impeccable.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Still Imgur has the pet tax, 9gag has the potato tax as they're all a pack of useless spuds
thefanaticals
+1 for quality potato.
jugRn0t
*Taters
ZaeMillion
Whats taters, precious?
LoTRFanatic42
POE-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
GettinSprucy
Their taking the hobbits to Isenguard
DefinitelyNotCera
My aspirations are much lower... My dream is to have the top comment on a Front Page post.
shooter45
One up vote for the cause.
lamiavolkov
i give you a upvote in the hopes that your dreams won't be dreams.
Ronan23
Congrats!
HannibalLecturer
Do you mean, commenting on a post that eventually reaches FP or getting top comment on an already-existing FP post? The former isn't hard.
1Blank1
The fact this has so many more points than the actual post tickles me
MrtheOffender
That's only much lower if the post is really long
chopper35
well congrats, your risk payed off.
everythingsucksandwereallalone
You did it!
Emilianne
I did once it was great
HaHaJared
not even gona try just give me upvotes ????
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
Ace0fSpades9
Congrats on top comment
definitelynot28pelicansinatrenchcoat
Congrats
poopymcgee63
I've been there, wouldn't suggest it
Andrea527
dreams come true.
ImShocked
I once got top comment of the day, I called my mom. She gave me the pick piece of chicken.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
To quote the guy from Taken who says it, but doesn't really mean it; "Good luck".
ILikeYourDespair
I dunno. What if you're Cera?
DefinitelyNotCera
Did you not read my username?!?
TheRealRickSanchez
Username checks out.
hornsofthebull
Twas my moment of glory. I hope for a top comment one day!
BANANAFLAKE
Let it be so.
DefinitelyNotCera
Confession Bear: I've had top-comment before. Us comment farmers have our own little victories.
AColorBlindFool
I fulfilled that dream, now I have nothing left feelsbadman
Valiton
Dreams DO come true!
TequilaBot
All kids of dreams are coming true today!
EldritchShadow
My goals are even lower. I just want top reply on top comment on a Front Page post.
RedzoneBlitz
Have fun digging fuckers!
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
Very crever
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
This is actually how I reached Glorious.
Mikeiller
Well you did it. Now you have nothing left to live for.
OctopusOccult
We must go deeper
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
AHartMurmur
My desires are lower still. I just want to reply to a reply of a top comment on a Front Page post
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
igniteice
We can go deeper.
HardOfHearingLeopard
We need to go deeper
daveisamonster
Dreams,lower,comment on a comment on a comment
thisusernameisloading
Even lower dreams, comment on a comment on a comment on a comment...
x7j6
For a comment on a comment of a comment with comment on a comment to comment about commenting for the sake of comments and commenting last.
TheRealRickSanchez
Dreams lower, I have severe insomnia.
ADachshund
My wants are the lowest, just a couple downvotes
Ecchiheaven
Dreams even lower. I just want a home and three meals a day :(
IncreasingChaos
Yikes, I just have dspd
celestedrake
Same... What is your longest streak for staying awake? Mine was 10 days.
LorTheMighty
I want to have sexual intercourse with a cantaloupe.
daveisamonster
Lol
TheRealRickSanchez
I mean it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose...
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Nice.