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Apr 28, 2017 4:56 PM
dudezaplenti
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xFryla
Self reflection: I am a hotdog on the ground outside
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Or a cigarette bud
YouSeemLikeAVeryCleverPerson
You sure look like a catch
bluefish56
Or you know.. maybe you're just stupid
JustYourAverageNerd
if i was hungry and there was a hotdog on the ground i wouldnt eat it because i could easily find food that isnt disgusting
Trentski
Franks and beans! https://youtu.be/ve9ikd7fK48
womdon
Mmmm, groundweiners
warriorbard
I guess it's because we don't fit into their definition of "guy."
itsjustabeaver
A hotdog is always good looking, you might be real garbage
ihuffandipuff
BoozeHound001
Ladies, if you're too good for a doughnut you find in the dumpster then you're not really hungry. Me being the doughnut in this situation.
Clearcount
Ask me about my weiner
ClearBlue
Someday you will meet your dream girl. When you do, please post a photo of her. I just have to see what this approach gets you!
shhep
Don't you know how your mother looks? Are you stupid or something?
aerodynamit3
But as a guy not getting a girl list like not being able to get in the fridge, but having an infinite sandwich in your pocket.
alhazad
Well remembered, Bill Burr, but women also carry a roast beef sandwich in their pants.
aerodynamit3
Well played.
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JeepersMedia
JeepersMedia
Pipecleaner61
There really is a gif for everything.
JeepersMedia
JeepersMedia
JeepersMedia
DoNotEnterMyPoolAssMan
JUST THE TIP!
NotThatJoeYouKnow
sure it has relish on it and is next to the bins but if you were really hungry you would jump on this
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
The "bins" huh? I'm going to guess, the UK?
NotThatJoeYouKnow
nope it just got my sentence done quicker
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
I applaud your laziness
NotThatJoeYouKnow
if I had said next to the trash or by the trash cans it would have brocken up the flow
kantaloupe
If you wouldn't eat food that's been on the ground for a few days, you aren't really hungry.
adobesubmarine
My grandma once ate spoiled meat rather than starve after WWII. Avoided starvation, got botulism instead.
RonaldFckingSwanson
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
PaigeTurner777
My issue is not the ground part. I'm clumsy; if I didn't obey 20 sec rule I wouldn't eat. But the few days part is just gross
impulsivepassion
Get hungry enough and you'll eat ants
PaigeTurner777
Ants won't give you food poisoning like meat that's been in the sun.
CwmMakesPeopleCryInScrabble
Somehow eating ants is less gross to me than a street hotdog...
kantaloupe
Okay, but would you agree that after not eating for a week or so, it probably wouldn't bother you so much?
PaigeTurner777
Lol no. If I hadn't eaten for a week I would not give myself food poisoning from eating meat that's been in the sun.
BeesechurgerProductions
There is a difference between "hungry" and "Starving". What you're describing is starving, not hungry.
kantaloupe
I would say that if you're reasonably certain you're not going to starve to death, you aren't really hungry.
RonaldFckingSwanson
Wait till they get in their 30s
Ringshadow
I'm 33. No idea what you're on about.
Nineteenletterslong
I can't wait until the 30s, only 13 more years.
GodOfTheBumbleBees
...I'm old.
Nineteenletterslong
I'll be in my 50's, but it will be the 30's
knarlygoat
?
tarataqa
he means that for several women when they hit age 30-32, their biological clocks go crazy and they shack up with any guy for baby-making.
knarlygoat
Seems like its more like 21-32 from my experience
muttonchoppa
he means that young 20's women often have children with loser men and then they have a harder time finding mates once they've had kids.
knarlygoat
Oh. I'm 23 and have already met TONS of those women! Looks like I'm ahead of the curve! ????
muttonchoppa
the trend only gets worse with time my friend.
BendydickSnugglesnatch
Pushing 40 here. Still waiting.
HeroThatWasNeeded
Go outside where women dwell.
tarataqa
Lemme know when you get hungry. ;)
BendydickSnugglesnatch
Yeah, I'm the hot dog in the equation.
NZSheeps
Look at Mr 'I'm a hot dog', there. Some of us are soggy half-eaten potato chips.