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GigglingWordBearer
Petty Horrible Douchebag
This is your daily reminder that Nobel Prize Syndrome exists, and that it does not simply extend to laureates, but PHDs as well.
Just because you reclassified a term and got a piece of paper does not mean you are an otherwise reasoned and functional human being.
stuffinator
I'm a man and I would also chose the bear. Cause it's fren shaped.
BreakablePotato
Holy shit. I'd choose the bear over this guy and I'm an intimidating straight man.
daojones75
Someone needs to choose "bear" for this guy.
Dellaaa
Never heard of this turd. By his Twitter X wtf it is now I am convinced he is a bot as his only reply is the same. He also states he likes to 'engage conversations' that means he wants to create anger in others. Thinks the smartest in the room, needs to be left alone in his room; make it a round room and make him piss in a corner.
Bendercrackedcorn
As a dude, I wonder how many of these creeper dudes I'm oblivious of due to never being on the receiving end of their toxicity. I hope that my meeting so few in the wild is testament to the company I keep, and not their ability to camouflage as a decent person.
becauseurwrong
Watch him. This sounds like he has this and 40 more pages of it ready to go in his manifesto after a domestic terrorist act against women
IceKarma
Imagine the insecurity that means you feel compelled to advertise having a PhD *in your username*.
DangerBaer
DangerBaer_AstronautWizard is feeling attacked.
silverFox3000
Choose the bear? Is there another Interwebs trend I missed??
SleepyHollowAppleTree
chbarts
Preferring a black bear over a Black man is a bit racist.
alantosai
you could not miss the point any harder even if you turned your back to the target from a hundred yards and tried to tag it with your piss
MadMontyMN
Oh yes, DOCTOR Incel...
TheJackKetch
What’s the dying empire? Presumably not a reference to the British Empire, which was ruled at its height, by a woman? A simple fact of genetics states that at statistical extremes - fitness, intelligence, mental illness, stupidly, for instance, men will win. But I guarantee there’s a woman out there better than this ‘PhD,’ at anything he can do…
RecurringNightmare
any western nation or western civilisation or the "jewish world government" or whatever...according to friends from the middle east i have that of course listen to all the right wing propaganda our western nations are all doomed because of feminism and transsexuals and immigrants and jews and yaddayadda...and also the war will escalate because iran and israel and then usa and russia will use nuclear weapons and then europe is gone, blabla...lots of doomsday talk on the right-wing channels...
brianterrel
Just spitballin here, but I believe the latest Tucker / Putin propaganda is that Russia is standing up to the "dying (((globalist))) American empire", so right wingers should support them against Ukraine / NATO.
Clockworkdancerobot
I am reminded of times women were attacked on trails back home.
pilomotor
By men or bears?
Clockworkdancerobot
By men. We had some bears if I recall, but every so often a woman would be sexually attacked on the trail that wound through the woods.
mastertmo
Just goes to prove that educated does not always mean intelligent.
HandoB4Javert
PerpetualExhaustion
Well that’s an odd way of saying “I’ve never made a woman cum”
DangerBaer
He couldn't help a woman climax even if his junk was made from motorcycles and earthquakes.
Problemwoodchuck
I think there should be more options in the man vs bear debate. Make it interesting, Man vs Bear vs Moose vs Gorilla
WarlockWithNoPatron
The man option is still gonna be at the bottom.
Tinkarsk
we should keep adding options until we get a metric man threat scale. How threatening is meeting a man in the woods versus meeting 1,000,000 hornets? Is meeting an old man in the woods more threatening than meeting a young man? Do racial prejudices factor into this, e.g. some races of man are stereotyped as sexless whilst others as dangerous? As fun and stupid as the bear vs man in the woods trend is, it does offer a lot of learning opportunities for teaching ppl about perspectives
VoltisArt
This doesn't need more analyzing. Women are afraid of being raped and we should stop making them feel that way, or trying to make THEM feel bad for feeling that way. That's the entire discussion.
TheOvy
This is his bio on twitter: "5’11”, 185lbs, 54, BD 10/6, Silver Blue eyes, German/Celt, INTJ, Enneagram 5w4, Nonpartisan, Transrational, Vegetarian, Drug Free"
Seems like a right twat.
weidermeijer
Who awarded him a PhD?
DangerBaer
His screenname options were sold out of "007"s.
reverendbonobo
He doesn't have a degree, he's just a Phuckin' Douche.
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
Jesus Christ. Seriously, we’ve (straight men) all been rejected by women at some point, but what turns someone into that? What a piece of shit.
chbarts
Preferring a black bear over a Black man is a bit racist.
chbarts
Preferring a black bear over a Black man is a bit racist.
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
Can someone explain the man / bear thing? I'm seeing it everywhere, no clue what it's about
ricpaul
You're a guy. Would you rather encounter a bear or a woman in the woods? Answer is always "woman". Now same question is put to women, they answer "bear" instead of "a man" a surprising large percentage of the time. This visualises very clearly how scared women are of men in general.
neithermenoryou
It's a new meme from TikTok where people will ask people whether they'd rather meet a wild bear or a random, unknown man out deep in the woods. Once the answer was given they ask the same question again, but replace the unknown man with a random, unknown woman. Unsurprisingly to anyone most women will chose the bear, but the usual suspects of incels and nice guys can't grasp why women would chose the bear.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
And then the incels who can't grasp it start burying you in bear attack anecdotes and screaming that you're sexist and that you'll rue the day you picked bear when some bear mauls you to death cuz you could've picked them and they'll just be laughing from their mom's basement as you get violently torn to pieces.
InnocentValley
Well now i know what to ask on first dates. Great red flag indicator right there.
FortuneBee
tl:dr, someone posed the point that some women would feel safer alone in the woods with a bear than they would feel alone in the woods with a man. A bunch of men got REAL aggressive and angry about that.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
When asked if they were alone in the woods and had the choice to encounter an unknown man or a bear, almost all women pick the bear. Regardless of whether or not they themselves would pick the bear, some men understand why women would choose it, and some men become enraged at the poll outcome and start vomiting out bear attack statistics.
InnocentValley
I think boars are the worst we got here, or ticks, and elsewhere you'd have honey badgers and deadly vipers and whatnot... Bears are quite safe in comparison and all of them are safer when compared statistically to men. Also, man that's a lot of elbows deep in a lotta things.
100KushUps
There's about 40 bear attacks worldwide every year.
*Checks stats for domestic abuse, assaults, etc*
Boy, those people would surely be upset if they were able to read statistics.
BlueSkinnedBeast
There are 2 kinds of men: those who understand why women choose the bear, and those who are the reason women choose the bear
Viper3232
These kind of memes do more harm than good. They alienate the very people they are intended to target, hardening them to change. The meme is popular because its controversial and drives engagement, because thats how social media keeps our intention span low and arguments shallow and short.
MeestowKitty
Yep, no shades of grey anywhere in the world. Everything is a neat black and white.
PirateRubberDuck
Well now I am confused about pandas.
MeestowKitty
Ryebread91
I don't understand what the bear is.
InnocentValley
An animal with a pretty predictable nature. In fact, there are no surprises when it comes to bears. One could pretty accurately predict what a bear will do.
copperdomebodhi
Internet meme. If given the choice of being alone in the woods with a bear or with a man, most women choose the bear.
TinyRavenFeathers
Does someone really need to say the quiet part out loud? “Hey, if I play dead, the bear won’t try to rape me.”
Pimpsmurf
True, it'll maul you a bit, but only if its a grizzly. If it's a black or polar bear it'll eat you. They don't care about eating dead animals.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
I've also seen a social media post saying "If the bear attacks me and I make it out of the woods alive, people are actually going to believe me. And they won't blame me for it"
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
And they won't ask what I was wearing
LylaLexie
“Why were you in the woods to begin with? Did you tell your attacker no multiple times? Why didn’t you run? Why did you wait until you were out of the woods to call for help? If you got attacked in the woods, why do you still like going for walks outside? Don’t you know that a young woman walking in the woods alone is just asking to be attacked? You know your attacker couldn’t control themself, and their nature is to attack anyone in their territory? Why didn’t you try to defend yourself more?”
ThisGuyPostingThings
Well, I wouldn't go that far, there's lots of people who'd blame the victim of a wild animal attack, especially if it's on their turf.
CoinedWatcher
Only if they are wearing a female bear costume that shows too much bare bear
ADDGirl
What if you shoot a bear with an arrow and then chase it through the woods hours later?
InnocentValley
All jokes aside tho, some people do play stupid with animals. Fuck around and rather quickly find out. I remember a show about some dude surviving a bear attack and oh boy was that guy stupid so yeh, sometimes it's the victims fault. Still tho, others will believe you got attacked by a bear even if through your own fault.
fractalsphere
His PhD stands the shit he spews "Piled High and Deep"
chbarts
Preferring a black bear over a Black man is a bit racist.
Heelcat70
I had a professor (PhD) that called it "Phenomenally Dumb."
chbarts
Preferring a black bear over a Black man is a bit racist.
DangerBaer
Nalianna
BS (Bullshit) MS. (More of the same) PHD (piled higher and Deeper)
b1candy2
That's a webcomic. A good one actually
fractalsphere
I must find it, thank you
nachosyndicate
And they wonder why many women are choosing to go unmarried and childfree.
gingiexlt
Yes, best not to continue that particular line & reproduce with vermin like that.
RooGryphon
I'm a male and I to choose this lifestyle as well
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
They don't wonder so much as pout and stomp their feet why no one wants to be a bang maid.
DangerBaer
Life Hack: I try to do over half the chores, so /I/ get to be the Bang Maid!
Comet260
As a guy, kids suck and I'm not too big on marriage.
SophieClockwise
Millstone85
I like how the bear is also manspreading, so the original comic's rational explanation doesn't apply.
InfocalypseRising
I assume his PhD is in massive creeper…ology.
chbarts
Preferring a black bear over a Black man is a bit racist.
hotrodny
PhD = Phallos Deficiens
earthtokelly127001
Phdumb
gwilson1010
I think he assumed learning guitar would make him popular with women, but apparently it didn’t.
dingofdong
In my experience, that perk only kicks in after transitioning to be a woman :P
creepwood
you rang....
Problemwoodchuck
Creeperology would just be the study of creepers. This guy has a Masters of Creeper Administration
PobbitBreakers
break his guitar!
Danceswithpups
Don't punish the instrument. Break his fingers instead!
Sereh
Pretty heckin' Deranged
TheOvy
His PhD is supposedly in music. I say "supposedly" because he seems like an idiot.
IndigoThursday
It's perfectly possible to be both clever and completely awful
chbarts
Preferring a black bear over a Black man is a bit racist.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Some people are trying to tank his wedding musician career: https://www.weddingwire.com/biz/scott-simon-phd-award-winning-solo-guitarist-for-hire-in-austin-texas-austin/9e9725cfa29073f8.html
L1ttl3J1m
"He was fortunate to have renowned guitarists for Miles Davis, Bobby McFerrin, Pat Metheny, and more" - He did what to those guitarists?
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Haha Sounds like they missed a word? Where did you find that?
L1ttl3J1m
In his bio. In the link. In your comment.
smhippy
Pretty huge Douchebag.
CaldariBob
I was wondering too, so I looked him up. PhD in music (guitar), University of North Texas.
mikeatike
Congratulations University of North Texas
dingofdong
Oof, yeah... as a female guitarist, I wish I was more surprised; in my experience, a certain minority of (largely cis/het) male guitar players treat playing guitar as a suitable surrogate for developing a personality or empathy for other people, which does kind of dovetail nicely with this sort of attitude for some people :/
takethatyourogue
I am embarrassed to be a UNT alum
alloutofmondays
Ironic because the right loves to make fun of “useless” phds
Strategicgnomer
Yeah, that's called insecurity. The right has a massive insecurity problem. Probably from everyone around them judging and criticizing everyone and everything for any reason whatever.
Clockworkdancerobot
That's the hilarious part. The degrees they tend to rage against are actually useful and accent other fields
SIDSOS
Yet he's proud enough to display it twice (probably a third time in his bio as well)
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Is there a doctor on this plane? "I'm here!" Patient dies.
b1candy2
Physician on the plane
Snooj
*plays eulogy*
statelessnfaithless
are the straights okay
WarlockWithNoPatron
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
No, no we're not! But tbf, I'm sure some from the LGBTQ community feel the same, it can't just be a straight thing?
JorElmasterofscheduling
There are 100% some extremely problematic views and people in the LGBTQ community but in my personal experience it tends to be less...rapey.
ADDGirl
Ok, but the random straight man isn't going to leave a lesbian or trans woman alone, if anything they're in MORE danger in the proposed scenario.
SilverHornet
Sadly, lesbian relationships have the highest rates of domestic violence
KerryCoder
Trans woman checking in. To be fair, one of the things I HATED about being a man, is that women were always *terrified* around me, and I couldn't wonder why. Now, I don't pass - not by a LONG shot, but the way women act around me *now* is night-and-day different.
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
I'm glad there's a difference for you. That's something I've been really scared of. I only figured out fully I was trans about 6 months ago, and I've been afraid that no guys would want to be around me and gals would still be afraid. Between that and now looking at *being* the woman choosing the bear it's all pretty overwhelming. So far I've just been in the closet except for online, so I have no idea how it'll play out. I also know another trans woman who got drugged by men at a bar.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
It is shit for good men, personally I don't act different as such, but obviously I wouldn't go anywhere alone with a guy I didn’t know or just met, unless he was offering to walk me home to get away from a creep, I'd suss him out quickly and then decide if I want to take the risk or not... Still obviously aware... However yes definitely if a met another woman (trans or not) that same gaurd isn't there... It's not fair on the good guys, but I think they understand why we have to be so careful 🤷
al3xinw0nderland0000
Same, it legitimately made me suicidal as a man, I'm 5 years into my transition and it feels so nice to have trust from other women (TERFs not included obviously)
Greypuppy
As a former woman, I'd pick someone LGBT+ every single time over a cishet dude if it was 2 people I didn't know anything about otherwise. Trans chicks and gay guys seem to understand the struggle women experience so much more. Even if they themselves haven't been preyed on or discriminated against, they get it. The moment I find out the big burly person with a beard and mean stare is actually a transwoman, she feels safe to be around, you know?
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
I'm a big bearded person who's a trans woman and I'm so sick of people being afraid of me, so hearing that warms my heart and makes me a little less scared of coming out or starting to transition.
420supercoolusername69
Must have deleted it… and this guys Twatter is… interesting? https://twitter.com/scottsimonphd
migratingotter
OMG what a nut job. But the vegan thing fits. Another way to try to feel superior to others cuz you know you’re crap and don’t know how to stop.
TheFunionKnight
It reads like it's ready to be scrolled in the background of a true crime doc whilst someone states "were so shocked he was such a nice guy"
PolarbearsToenails
It makes me cringe to see someone attempting to sound profound. "[nonsense], let that sink in".
earthtokelly127001
O my
Could you imagine being in a band with this pretentious fuck?
rgraz65
I had been in bands with guys like him in my 20s. Guys like him are why I left a couple of bands, then just stopped accepting any invitations to join others.
MadMontyMN
He didn't delete it https://twitter.com/scottsimonphd/status/1786670437574824146
Sasurau
This isn't directed at you, but at this creepy motherfucker:
Masinx
holy shit that's perfect, lol.
DarkSock
Just another shallow asshole who likes to feel deep about himself
iamthelawl
I’m sure that’s pretty easy for him with how deep his head is in his ass.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
Fucking hell! And it just gets worse!
migratingotter
Lol. She has choices and it’s never gonna be him because, choices. That’s why he wants a world (and all maga republicans) where there isn’t any law or women have no rights so they have no choices.
CheeseGreaterGood
I’m guessing he’s single?
s0lid0nyx
If he isn't, it's only because he has someone tied up in his basement.
Qualtagh
that's not just cringe. This is the kind of person communities need to be aware of and monitor.
Mediocreclient
"alone on an island, we'd already be in love". What a weird way to openly admit that you can't compete in the dating marketplace you swear exists.
s0lid0nyx
I took a screen shot of those same tweets to post because *holy hell* suuuuper cringe.
TenHundredFolly
This absolutely sounds like an alpha incel. What a chode and a half.
so1oeclipse
Idk seems like production incel to me
Feralkyn
last boss final form alpha incel
tangybreath
I’m looking through his tweets and he has the audacity to say WOMEN are the ones ruled by their body?
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
It's the normal attitude of scumbags like him, we're nothing but sex objects, our brains are useless and basically "they know what they're doing, they're leading us on" to excuse rape.. Met a few irl unfortunately!
TheIronPenguin
Big fucking yikes. Not sure covering drinks is enough around this guy, might be a good idea to run the fuck away.
turbodog
Only possible response is “Jesus Christ, dude” and walk away, mute, block.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
Yeah, I have a twitter account but I don't bother commenting or interacting, so I just block so their shit doesn't come up on my 'for you' anymore...
rgraz65
This type of shit is why I deleted mine. I could have stayed and pushed back, but it was better for my to delete and say, Fuck Elmo.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
Totally fair! Honestly I've had my account from the start, only used it for about a year then just left, only gone back on recently to snoop and see what's going on in the world outside of my bubble, mostly I block all the hate, but it's interesting to see what the assholes are thinking because idiots like them need to be shared so people know it's not ok, that they're the minority etc, but I never comment or post 🤷♂️
GendouLovesDucklings
This guy imagines himself as a Boris Vallejo illustration.
(ref: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegCling)
CatShadowleaf
My favourite part is "who will protect you from OTHER MEN LIKE ME?"
Bugkeeper
"We're not all like that! How DARE you be so mean to men! Don't you know what we could do to you at any point!!?"
Wooow ... okay, WHO out of the two of us has a low opinion of men, again?
ijustwonamathdebate
Sounds very religious
Navrodel
lacrossejock10
Check out his LinkedIn. This dude is fascinatingly dense.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
I don't have LinkedIn, but I can well imagine!!
Sasurau
I mean, good on him for going all in, and linking everything to everything, makes it easier for employers to know exactly who they are hiring. Which lets you know exactly which organizations to avoid like the plague because they think this sort of shitwittery is acceptable.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
"A woman is ruled by her body, not her brain." Fucking wot, mate? This guy doesn't have a top brain, jebus tap dancing crist.
LokilairTTV
I mean... your brain is part of your body. So even his statement lacks basic understanding of human biology. Did he mean they're ruled by their uterus? Pancreas? Toes? Spleen? Lymphatic system? Last time I checked my lymph nodes don't do any decision making.
cyrusthevyrus
Actually, the thinking functions of every human are controlled by random body parts, both males and females, but it's hard to tell which part controls an individual human's thinking unless you study their behavior. Obviously, this dude's been thinking with his balls, but at his age, they're as useful as the ones hanging from the back of pickup trucks, so...snip snip! Or he could just be thinking with his colon, I suppose, since he's obviously full of shit.
VictusVonGuyver
Guy is a music teacher and self taught investor. But really out there on the crazy scale.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
He's not teaching kids... Right... Right??! The thought of him dropping these kind of opinions into kids while he's teaching is disgusting!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Ew. What the fuck? What is happening to make men literally see women as non-human? Just backlash against potential equality??
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
This is honestly the kind of thing we go through irl by some guys if politely decline a drink, we offend them, never mind the reaction we can get if take a drink and then say no!! Guys like this exist and it's why we choose the bear, but we are also very very aware that there are great guys out there! We tend to mostly read the signs right, but even then we can be wrong and get fucked over, and when that happens then we feel blame for not knowing better, for not getting out of there sooner🤷♂️
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Oh I know, I'm a woman. Why does it seem to be getting worse and worse though?? Like I grew up in the 90s and had guy friends and stuff, I never heard anything like this.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
I really think because of social media they can hide behind a keyboard, they wouldn't say it out loud in a room full of people normally, it's only when we're alone. Also when one says it more then feel like they can join in. I was born in the 80s so a teenager mid 90s, so same as you. I still have great guy friends, we need to remember that, great guys exist. I had really hoped this man or bear would help give good men a louder voice, sad it's had the opposite effect, +side is we are seeing them
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Let's set a trap for him and leave him on BEAR ISLAND as he deserves
WarlockWithNoPatron
He suffers from too many options. Without being stuck alone with a bear he suffers from anxiety, confusion, paralysis, and unhappiness.
PosthumousExile
He is ruled by his body, not his mind