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Feb 25, 2020 8:50 PM
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LosWorldcast
Damn good question
Yellowdart49
Only one way to find out, lads
icigilly
Is this Halal ?
catsandy
Asking the real questions .
jolt06
There was an old anime I watched can't remember the name. But they killed a mermaid and ate it.
bosendorfer
Thank you! This is the kind of content I come to imgur for!
ForgivingCat
What version of mermaid are we talking about?
baphotog
TallGuyWithAHoodie
I award this post the "That's enough internet for tonight" award. Congratulations and good night.
LetMeSeeMyKids
They're all pink on the inside
SnoopyDancing
of all the responses, this was funny
ArminTanz
Prob like a tuna. Fishy yet still meaty
karlostroski
Asking the important questions
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
I think the entire thing tastes like tuna
IAmGodot
I have similar questions about minotaurs and centaurs.
Peliik
well. Chicken that eats fish have a distinct fishy taste, same with their eggs. So it would taste like what they eat mainly.
Peliik
The texture of the human part would most likely be pork. So imagine pork with a distinct fishy taste.
iamthisguy247
I’d say it would follow the visual, so red meat up to about the waist, fish below. I think it would blend at waist but a quick transition.
Iputthebestinbestiality
Tuna is red :p
baneoftheapoc1
A bit of a cartilage disk as a mild separation bumper. Meat still a bit red, like those big tuna.
RhymingEverything
this is the best answer
TheGriffin
WHERE WOULD YOU COME UP WITH THIS?!
Iputthebestinbestiality
Nah, would probably taste like whale or seal.
YUMERIS
I asked this a coworker, he said he wont answer my questions anymore in the future
xxoctavianxx
beez428
Ah, Milena Veinrub
Yellowlabexperiment
Close enough...
linearcore
They eat sailors. It's only fair. Payback is a bitch.
compromisedfruit
I saw this a couple nights ago and it has haunted my thoughts since.
candiduscorvus
It tastes like long pork, same as you.
HolyyDiverrr
There are no more mermaids. Surf and turf didn't come from no where.
letspoopandbrowse
It probably tastes like vagina.
locutusufborg
My theory is it's a homogeneous taste throughout with the consistency and flavor of alligator...no I don't have a source...
CrypticG
It would smell like pussy
Eldibs
That's what I was thinking too, because to me alligator has the taste and texture of an even blend of fish and chicken.
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elleyea
This is a good theory
Untoast
Drunktrunkmonkey
Sauce though?
exitparadise
I have a source. DM for details.
allenvasher3000
That's what I was thinking taste like chicken has the texture of fish
idontfitin
Dude. It’s your theory. You are THE SAUCE
Kbantar
Alligator tastes like reptile, not fish or well, I've never had primate, but it doesn't taste like chicken, pig, or cow.
lookingOknaked
I don't know. I think it's more like a fillet of fish joined to pork with a layer of silver-skin.
Outnumberedbydogs
I like the silver skin idea!
sittingfarawayfromtheworld
Source, I would try tartar source.
Kyrorayne
So it would taste like water chicken. That's about what I always taste with gator without a ton of spices.
Valahuir
You want immortals? because that's how you get immortals.
ThisOldCPU
Salai
mmmmmh asian cuisine
GoddammitMrNoodle
Jiro dreams of sushi
bsmithwins
Looks like she’s cold...
Etownhustla
Leaves more questions, Farm raised like tuna or like Wagyu beef?
PewterHailStorm
I'm oddly curious! My adventuring part of me wish to try!
PassiveCommenter
Is it a mammal or fish?
KayNay420
Welp, now I know what’ll have me staring at my bedroom ceiling in wide-eyed, abject horror tonight.
lukeismighty
/a/BFoVSa6
kittyCookieGamer
Thanks, I really needed that
housebread
housebread
KayNay420
Good lord no.
housebread
Damn.. I really thought it would..It’s almost certainly all red meat. Question answered. You can fall asleep in peace friend :)
KayNay420
Hahahaha!
mephiston
I thought human flesh taste more like pork, though? Wouldnt that be a white meat?
Pezzt
From personal experience, I'd say slightly gamey veal
nocanadian
Kind of a racist thing to say isn't it?
mephiston
someone beat you to that "joke" by like 6 hours.
xxoctavianxx
aravena
I don't like it burnt!
mephiston
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork._The_Other_White_Meat
YurgenGrimwood
Pork is red meat.
antleroid
I do believe it is considered the other other white meat.
YurgenGrimwood
Not by any official clarifications outside of marketing teams for pork products.
IamnotSpartacuseither
Nope. Pork. The other white meat.
YurgenGrimwood
Yes yes let marketing replace scientific definitions.
DJHappypants
Long pig
EddyWantok
Exactly.
darynu
i thought pork was a red meat
YurgenGrimwood
Yes it is. But some people have been brainwashed from marketing and think "the other white meat" is the actual classification.
IamnotSpartacuseither
Nope. Considered white meat, despite being pink.
YurgenGrimwood
No it is not. That's a marketing ploy and pork is classified as red meat.
Corrodias
Interesting, I didn't think these classifications were real things. To what quality does it refer, other than color?
TheVegetable
I think it's about the contents and nutritional value of meat from different animal groups. I think red meat is mostly just a mammal thing?
joshzsmith
The amount of myoglobin in animal muscles determines the color of meat. Pork is classified a red meat because it contains more myoglobin /
DontStressDontStressDontStressDontStress
WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT INFO?
kriositivity
When you loot a corpse in The Elder Scrolls it says its white meat
mephiston
shadowex3
in all seriousness there's a lot of combat veterans that have trouble with people cooking pork because of this. Source: Family.
CaffeineManic
Hopefully that aversion is just based on smell, not taste.
Flatulentone
Well I wasn't gonna let them go to waste.
cmchapa84
Some dude in the Netherlands had two slices of asscheek removed so he could eat one and have the other tested for nutritional value
cmchapa84
Of course he was Dutch.
MagiicHat
I dove this rabbit hole https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/Dutch-TV-cannibalism-stunt-a-hoax/58851324419437/?ur3=1
cmchapa84
FUCKIN LYING DUTCHMAN!!!
EddyWantok
Lived in PNG for a couple of years, human meat is reffered to as "Long Pig".
10tacles
And I lived in JPG, so many artifacts!
BC2k2
Wow! I lived in GIF. Btw, the locals hate people who pronounce it 'jiff'
EddyWantok
Sorry, Papua New guinea. As an Aussie it's easy to forget that PNG equates to something else to the rest of the world.
10tacles
It is ok, I was just joking.