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Feb 24, 2017 6:43 AM
ukuleleleluku
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Sinqcet
This is potato quality.
kentk94
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
PotatoThunder
I categorically agree
NotReallyInteresting
Vodka
yepn0pe
some even use take pictures!
Luxyrion
Actually potatoes bear green tomato-like fruit which is poisonous to humans. That's probably why
invisiblepotatowithstandards
LiterallyAPotato
Goddamnit potatos are offensive now
ReverseTrapTsukasa
https://media.giphy.com/media/wzpXhv8XWjVF6/giphy.gif
DeadPanPizza
Potatos ftw!
sergeantapone
A couch potato just sits there like a potato, unlike all those other, much more active, vegetables.
o4fuxxake
Like runner beans?
anacostia
Living in your own Private Idaho Underground like a wild potato!
hotterpop
As far as typical agriculture goes, potatoes are the highest calorie per row foot of any crop.
ilovefunsocks
Potatoes do make vodka and vodka is happiness
Merescat
It's Mr. Potato Head to you!
aRepost
Potatoes never let you down?
o4fuxxake
They never run around.
Shewy92
They'll never dessert you. Except as an appetizer
Desomega
My life is potato.
CheshirePhoenix
Potato never gave you up
BlueSorceress
Yes, but potatoes are roundish, lumpy and kinda ugly.
reiryo
Speak for yourself.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
They also sit in soil so they are dirty, have ugly wart like eyelets and are starchy therefore not as nutritious as most veg
pumpkinpiemonster
Thousands have died bcs the Zar forgot to tell them to eat the root, not the frute. This is why potato is forever condemned.
zaika
Cuz they are fucking ugly that's why.
Zequr
Grow some yourself and those potatos you dig up from the ground will be beautifull.
AMartianPotato
Potatoes of the solar system, rise up and unite!
PreciousPotato
YEAH!
Nahmy
Same with "Dutch" for some reason. Going Dutch, Dutch courage etc.
futureman3000
If you take idioms literally, you're gonna have a bad time.
LaBotte
Potatoes saved Matt Daemon on Mars yo. I know, I saw the documentary.
PreciousPotato
Yeah, they put up with a lot of shit for him.
TravisBickle13
I drink my potatoes.
PreciousPotato
I KNOW, RIGHT?
Davld0811
I bet you're shaped like a potato.
MemeDissector
http://imgur.com/YAZH5ls
throwawaynoodle
I was told my body looked like a sack of potatoes...so I'm the real winner
PyroDragon
mastercb419
This is my new Best Friend
StephNugs
But will alligators alligate?
ukuleleleluku
I am indeed, strong Maris piper
whiskeybidness
st4tic4ge
I should change my username to potatoesgonnapotate
PotatoGunnaPotate
Do it!! Lol
st4tic4ge
Oh fuck dude
MrRauchPotato
POTATO POWER
PreciousPotato
POTATOS UNITE!
HighlandPotatoe
Potato!!!