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Notice how clean the second guy falls. Acting is on point here
Feb 26, 2021 12:25 PM
Kr3llz
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Notice how clean the second guy falls. Acting is on point here
R3stAssur3d
....I’m also totally not wearing a wig.
Calicoastin818
Tappy tappity tap tap tap
Eiladar
The fact that this is lampooning a Steven Seagal movie means that it has better acting than the original. And better dialogue.
VeryLongTimeLurker
oh.. they dead for sure
Syntox94
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLQEi62oqsY
guyincognito60
Gifs that end too soon
Boobsbuttsandstuff
...and then the hero gets the girl
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
you love to see it
kiddk00l
PinkyTheUnicorn2
I wish David Blaine could be replaced with this guy.
FilthyFrankAnimeHunter
Damn, this new Metal Gear game looks pretty good
dauberjagermonster
Im the cook.
UncleBuckFutter
You're incredible, Ryback. It's a shame you're not cooking for us.
tred1975
Steven Seagal in his younger years
RickWilde
Was about to comment similar. This guy is like if Seagal could act a little.
miked854
This is a better action scene than Segal has given us in 20 years.
StanielRonathan
I mean, kinda yes. It's a porno parody of Under Siege...because that's a thing that exists apparently.
VictusVonGuyver
PlaceForeheadHere
Ha! The main actor is my buddy! No lie! We grew up together in Queens, NY. Tommy Pistol is the shit!
caerulakid
You’re friends with a porn professional?! D: I’m just internet friends with one! Please let him know Segal isn’t worth to even fluff him!
caerulakid
Worthy*
PlaceForeheadHere
Will do!
TheDeceptiTom
porn needs more hilarious comedy like this. Make me watch more than the sex scene
lurkingcabbage
I want more Lemon stealing Whores!
CureForHomoSapiens
Syntox94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLQEi62oqsY
Affablesea9917
LespritDeLescalier22
JediMasterPickledBadger
This is fucking amazing. Yes, that was intentional.
NicolasKevinMac
Better than the actual Under Siege.
f3n1x187
Ah yes the Seagal method
HCdamaan58
Drakhma
i was going to say this.
jesusisherelookbusy
syntaxxor
It's a Steven Seagal joke for those too young.
Grez1
ddbrown30
I would love to be an extra or non-"performing" character in a cheesy porn like this. I think it would be fun and a great story to tell.
DanaConti5
There was an SNL sketch about this.
DanaConti5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVH_I04ZrM
lurkingcabbage
Oh wow, that was good.
GunzOfNavarone
FOBbitPoG
Tom Green is doing porn now? Wow. Truly unprecedented times!
BigPPMothBF
I was going to say "Eminem cosplaying mgk" but now that you mention it...
IvanWestenbrug
What movie is this, is this porn,its porn, has to be porn.
watthefrak
This is porn. I've witnessed this monstrosity.
HonestlyHereForFun
To be honest, he's not bad, I recognise his Kong-Fu, it's Wing Tsun ?
certainlynotaserialkiller
pinatafarmer
His doggy style is impeccable
Subprimal
I always remember how on point someone made this in tf2
certainlynotaserialkiller
DarkZalgo
I was really hoping someone would've posted it in the comments
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DarkZalgo
Fuckin hell yeah my dude
certainlynotaserialkiller
crazyspelling
What is that from?!
battery1979
Danger Force 5 or something similar and nonsensical.
ArgentoSapiens
Danger Five!
Rkfinecake
Does that really work? Does the bullet travel through the wires?
Kongur
Of course it does. If you hear a gun sound there is a bullet too. My dad died like this with a sword.
Circosys
SomebodyThatIsntMe
yes but it's very illegal
nullbr
not anymore, it only worked on copper wirings, now everything is god damn fiber optics, guess we have to wait for the laser guns then...
Rkfinecake
Sounds legit. I guess when direct communication via brain waves becomes a thing then the Scanners trick will take over.
caerulakid
This only works with cells if you’re connected to WiFi though.
certainlynotaserialkiller
nope, also works with brick phones:
caerulakid
Obviously Hitler invented 5G for this very purpose.
certainlynotaserialkiller
dont you mean:
certainlynotaserialkiller
Rkfinecake
Lol what is this from?
certainlynotaserialkiller
30 minutes, sit down for this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
Nusete
DarkZalgo
The real fucking MVP right here
EorlundGraymne1010
Holy shit dude
iPlayTooMuchVideogame
Wth which video came first XD
TheAngryMarineBiologist
There really is a TF2 SFM video for literally everything isn't there?
KingTonTon
How do you think that community has thrived for over a decade?
MuffinProof
The Gif?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I'm not searching for that, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Dimr3ver
Overwatch 2!!!
skillerious
Could have sworn it was Team Fortress 2?
Dimr3ver
Huh? What is Team Fortress?? :) You must mean Fortnite.
RenegadeRoo91
I mean...
DarkZalgo
..what?
skillerious
noraaselim
I know it’s porn but you gotta give the cook props on keeping a straight face for this.
RayzorHero
Wait what? It's a what?... Where's the pizza, sink or washing machine
ThankYouForYourTime
I imagine his style of fighting takes a great deal of concentration.
SubstituteReality
Oh, you said "cook", sorry, I misread that at first
trapperjohnmd
The cook? How do you know he’s a cook??? Have you seen this movie?
lehenry
Rip42
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_Siege Steven Seagal plays a cook.
080080
i might be wrong... but i think this one is a different movie...
agonarch
I'm just judging by the quality of the acting, but it looks like the Segal one to me.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
I dunno man, the acting ain't nearly that bad
IamJacksanxiety
No. It's based off that Segal movie
IamJacksanxiety
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