Easykehl
19393
450
20
Mar 11, 2026 1:33 PM
Easykehl
19393
450
20
SomeGeek75ygh
All of them in one shoe? That shoe is too small for all of them to wear simultaeously though.
purpledd
I'm assuming the shoe company is owned by a supporter/family member?
taco81
RigidGristle
alcamar
The Emperor's Sycophants' New Clothes
lightfoot2
Oh yes, the people at Brooks Brothers were so happy I wanted a charcoal grey suit. All they are selling are those bright blue shit suits.
Bam906
If only Obama would have had his entire cabinet wear tan suits!
tmdkcyotes8
Hurting your own feet and looking like an idiot to own the libs
nimeton0
Are they also all wearing the same golden diapers?
mightybushkin
They sure look like deadman shoes
cryborg
I feel like his neuroses and dementia are combining into some new even stranger behavior right before our eyes.
sochilln
Get. That. Ugly ass. Shit. Outta. Here.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MW40dmZsOXB1MzRuYm5mdmh6ODIzNXQ2dDRqZm9kNHRiMWZ1aGI5NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/miFItAUiTEHlaBrzGV/200w.webp
kurvarVillain
Wouldn't it be nice if a politician had enough spine to say, "fuck off."
Either side of the isle, or an independent. IDGAF anymore, I just want ONE ray of sunshine.
NomadFeetWanderingToes
It's ritual humiliation. Trump knew the shoes wouldn't fit and that he'd look like a fool. And if Trump wasnt so so dumb, I'd think he was also underhandedly saying to him "you'll never fill my shoes"....since him, Vance, etc all think they're going to "inheret" the MAGAt movement.
jimmac91
PapaJoeNH
Is it Crocs? In Idiocracy it was Crocs…
Hatlled
We should be spending money on other footwear for them. Concrete ones.
GenXHippie
RetrogradeLlama
Do they have to wrap their ankles so that they are yuge like Trump’s?
turbodog
Marco Rubio wearing cult shoes that Trump ordered.... and we paid for.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Probably overpaid.
BloodLoveRhetoric
The literal clown shoes administration.
PlusTechSqueezeBox
Damn, that's crazy. Where are the rest of the epstein files?
fractalsphere
Moreso than the shoes it's the crappy colored blue suits with a red tie. Seen so many others copying/mimicking that look. It's truly sad. And such an outdated boomer look. And trump wears his suits so loose and baggy (again an outdated boomer look)
NoUserNameIsTaken
This is 100 year old fashion. It was already outdated even in pre-boomer times.
IIikethecutofyourjib
More like overfilled diaper look
TalkingSnake
Not the first cult to have matching shoes.
Maybe they will have a punch bowl party?
draconicus
I could see it happening tbh
ericbrueg
We can only hope
WalkingInMyShoes
The hairstyle is next.
BiggRanger
I’m surprised they’re not already putting makeup on the backs of their hands and on their neck like dear leader too.
CammunistManifesto
Cults usually demand their members wear the same shoes and clothes.
JarJarBinksKisser
Its stupider than that. Its probably some dumbass advice he got 40 years ago. That he thinks establishes "dominance" like his dumbass tug-of-war handshakes. Fuking cringe ass dood
Ac1dBurn72
I mean. It's a death cult. They want to bring about the apocalypse... And the rich idiots think they'll just wait it out in the bunker.
Toqom
Just part of the mental illness
Eyeetsass
The most oppressed minority is the individual.
urusername2
It's definitely a KKKult.
Aliubi
He's still p*ssed at Rubio over the tiny hands thing!
taez555
kraeftig
What?
MantisTobagganMD
Soon? Promise?
GrandmasterSpank
I dont care. Where are the pages of the Epstein files where it showed Trump fucked a 13 year old and then killed her?
emu314159127001
Yeah, put me down for "who gives a fuck." We're miles past "subtle signs your president may be a dictator."
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
And buried her on a farm.
sockpanhandler
The msn just wants to misdirect our anger to something bullshitable they can blabber about for a few days. I remember that trump rally with the comedian who made a joke about Puerto Rico and that’s all they fixated on, not the other much more na*zi stuff that was said at the rally
gronzilla
In this case it seems to be more about illustrating the danger by showing how outlandish it gets and how much everyone is required to comply. That *is* the nazi shit.
sockpanhandler
I guess I disagree, I saw it as a deflection from the worst to generate buzz not conversation. If we argue about some random comics bad joke we aren’t talking about the nazi shit. We are being ushered into an abstraction that ends with the question “has comedy gone too far?” which is not even related to trump. It gives him an exit. Our attention is elsewhere
gronzilla
But we're not talking about random comics, we're talking about the behavior of politicians cow-towing to drumpf
mycatsings
Here`s his REAL shoes
RewindMyVHS
Can we get somebody to Photoshop them wearing these shoes?
mycatsings
I`ll chip in $25.00
Eyeetsass
That right comrade. Eyes on the prize. Couldn’t give a fuck how these assholes dress, or why. I care that the president raped, and murdered children as a hobby.
stabbermcshooty
I care about why now that it’s the GOP accused all the stuff some of us rational folks said was bs about the satanic panic in 80’s or 90’s are totally believable.
darbythemiddle
you even look like a nazi skinhead
stabbermcshooty
Especially all the “photo proof” everyone’s so sure is real. In these days of ai where it’s easier than ever to fake it everyone’s eating it up
Einstein9073
There's still a few victims he hasn't murdered yet, so personal testimony is still on the table.
Darkwell
Because of the massive preponderance of evidence. Troll.
Eyeetsass
I don’t think we’re running the risk of anyone ever taking StabberMcShooty seriously. I doubt he even does. You know his parents don’t.
fformulaa
They should all have matching tatoos https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXozMnhjcGc1b2F5NTZzZW1wOGo2bTNvbTB4dDRvOWt6ajJvNG1nbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/oEhW18AXiPoyY/200w.webp
Nuclearun
I am, frankly, shocked that it *appears* like he isn't actually getting kickbacks from the shoe company. Currently.
That they are *only ~$50* apiece.
I'm not even joking, I was entirely expecting this to be YET ANOTHER means of squeezing more money from the treasury and into his pockets...
Juddyouclown
Seriously… 50 bucks don’t get you too far on a good pair of men’s dress shoes.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Nukls
a capital T scar will do
MichaelMars
Faster to make, there are a lot of them after all
scarlettsletters920
For traitor? Treasonous? Terminally stupid?
ProcrastinatingWork
yes, and Tiny penis
scarlettsletters920
I thought thats what neck hole and Erica k were doing? Tp USA?