AutomaxTheGreat
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Sep 1, 2017 4:09 AM
AutomaxTheGreat
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AgentTempest
They all seemed quite straight forward choices for me....except Bieber vs Kim...
CareBearGlare
All the money and all the pizza will suffice. I'm not greedy.
Stephstime
Blah blah blah blah blah Jennifer Lawrence blah blah blah blah
OneArmedDuckFucker
Well this was pretty fucking easy until the Bieber | Kim Jong Un dilemma. I would trade the xbox and playstation for both of them.
skippinjoker
Fuck man.... that's a bit much to consider.
SoSayethTheProphecy
grandmastonguekiss
Yes on all of them
IAmGodot
gf bank TD sports_car mind instruments swift pizza bieber ninja nutella future potter PS4 language time I'd explain but only 140 characters
Cezarney
Take me to middle earth. The rest will solve itself.
BuddhaSquared
I would do, absolutely nothing with all that time
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
Well, if I had all the time in the world and went back 200 years, I could probably accomplish most of the rest. Except the donuts and pizza.
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
But I'd be rich enough to not have to worry about it.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
This guy knows whatsup
almostheroes
its too late for this crap...
OneUpperSteve
I know, we are all done for...
Poopbike
Only white people would choose 200 years in the past
TheMoistBandit
To be fair, if you end up dating Jennifer Lawrence, she seems like she'd be down for pizza all the time.
VolunteerForSnuSnu
I would definitely fist fight Justin Bieber while eating all the pizza in the world
rianocerous
Cash, bank robbery, Eminem, sports car, all instruments. Can't see the rest of the list
kronoct
Was planning on going to sleep, but fuck it, now i have to contemplate my life.
RobertsHamburgers
Cash, bank, td, Kate, fly, music, Kanye, ninja, donut, future, HP, PS4, language, money
TheDoctormoriarty
I completely agree except Fly and Kanye
Guampudo
This makes me feel old, because I see this and think: "Grow up and stop daydreaming about stupid crap."
TheDoctormoriarty
grow up but Never stop day dreaming
Guampudo
Fair enough
BigOleDingus69
LOTR is great but idk if i would want to LIVE that over harry potter.. voldemot? Meh. Hordes of orcs? We're dead.
DamianBear
I like LOTR more but here imma choose to live in Harry Potter universe....coz of Hogwarts and schoolgirls
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Or you could fuck Voldemort in his missing nose...
Paulysium
Same here. LOTR is a great story, but there's a lot of mass death...
BigOleDingus69
I mean unless you were an orc, maybe that'd be better lol or an elf and live forever
Paulysium
good point. mabey if you were one of the elves that sailed to the isle is the valar
PurpWizard
but I can already talk to animals...
TheDoctormoriarty
It should be talk with animals
PurpWizard
talk and understand* but yea.
jrhawk42
all my answer here:
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Sexy gamer girlfriend: any shmuck can get money.
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Time: It can get you money, but you can't buy time.
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Pizza: I'm pretty sure I could get JLaw if I cornered the pizza market.
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Future: Assuming we don't fuck all & nuke everything can you imagine 200 years of progress?
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PS4: I'd probably give it to a friend though.
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Language: I honestly think talking to animals would be useless. Most don't have complex thoughts not represented in actions.
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Kate upton: she could probably get me a lambo.
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Potterworld: Honestly I don't even know if they have TP in LOTR...
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Art: that's a much cooler story to tell my cellmates.
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Eminem: I thought sports would be cooler, but no way to capitalize on that... the Eminem one guarantees you record deals 4 life.
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Ninja: Honestly who wants to be stuck on a ship for 6 months?
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Swift song: twitter is a fad, but a hit song, now that could last a lifetime.
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Read minds: I feel like this would just cut so much bullshit... or make me depressed cause everybody hates me.
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Music: I feel like I'd be plagued by injuries playing a lot of sports into my old age.
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Donuts: I feel like unlimited nutella would get old.
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Kim Jong Un: Bieber is probably in shape, & has trained him in some way. unlike tub 'o leader who'll pass out after a round.