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KingDingus92
GET IT CARL??
simlandery
#17 a paradox?
MrPitterPatter
romicra88
"Bad" jokes. I liked most of them
Mattttttttttttt
Who else said "Cole's law" out loud?
DaninoY
I believe the first picture is from the French cemetery for casualties of ww1
SometimesISayDumbShit
oh my god I'm laughing and crying out loud in the middle of a quiet office
Fistouille
handbanana10
favorited
TitanicGaming360
These are mostly puns
Mockingbirb
If you like one freudian slip, you must love these freudian slippers
TheAdventuresofStealy
Laughed at #1 #2 #4 and #5, but you led with the strongest one. Just when you think it's an awful joke you get hit with the REAL punchline.
Elmagnusito
I dont have any more tears!! I love em!
Borednstalkn
Where does the word "myth" come from? From people who wanted to be legends, but they mythed.
relicen
Borednstalkn
Perfect.
MidichloriansAreThePowerhouseOfTheCell
What is Red and bad for your teeth?
MinorityOpinion
The KGB.
MidichloriansAreThePowerhouseOfTheCell
A brick.
Sphincto
I don't get the fly and lightbulb one. I'm probably just slow..
Guss81
screw in a light bulb (inside a light bulb)
Sphincto
Ohhhh. Like sex. Gotcha
KharnApproves
#1 is fucking amazing.
BeenWithYouForAWhile
fck i didnt get that one help?
KharnApproves
Plethora means a lot. It’s a dumb joke.
BeenWithYouForAWhile
oh wow that's just soooooooooooooo bad. cant wait to use it to someone
AdvonKoulthar
#13
JckCrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PGPSjB4INU
MidichloriansAreThePowerhouseOfTheCell
What is brown and sticky?
MidichloriansAreThePowerhouseOfTheCell
A Stick
BigBeeOhBee
Poop.... yeah, he definitely meant poop.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
SuperDuperSkateTeam
Dr dre
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Bad jokes are the best jokes! +1
Nuggetti
You hear that? My life's the best!
auscaliber
Search up "Amy Schumer" on youtube sometime! :)
AvatarYangchen
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
bluthsfrozenbananas
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Sustenai
Then check out my book. So many bad jokes it’s not even funny.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Hahahaha!!!! I like you!
KingEric3
Thank you for this...
Guss81
Don't thank me, i stole it.
lawnsprinkler
I think this is a x-post from an askreddit thread a week ago. I remember every single one of these jokes being there
mrcatpoop
Well good thing they were brought here or I wouldn’t have seen them
steve77777777
I've hard every single one of these jokes before. they're not new.
BonkyMcSignFace
It’s spelled “heard”, you sophisticated cunt.
steve77777777
here's a new word for your limited vocabulary. "typo"
BonkyMcSignFace
Here’s one for you: “punctuation”.
allibaster12
Well they're new to me!
AYellowTable
Half of Imgur is just reposts from askreddit
Aingelproject667
A cop is watching the highway when a car goes FLYING past him. Thinking he's got his first crazy teen driver of the day, he pulls it over. >
Aingelproject667
Imagine his surprise when he comes up to the window and sees an old, bespectacled man behind the wheel, looking as puzzled as he did. >
Aingelproject667
"Sir?" The officer says. "Do you realize you were doing 75 in a 55 zone?" The old man blinks, looking even more surprised. "55?!" >
Aingelproject667
"But the sign said 75!" He says, pointing to a nearby sign with those numbers. The officer laughs, shaking his head.>
Aingelproject667
"That's not the speed limit, sir. That's the highway. This is highway 75." The old man blinks, then laughs himself, looking sheepish. >
Aingelproject667
The two share in the laugh, then the officer lets the man off with a warning, but as he turns to leave, he looks into the back seat. >
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
I'll say!
BlunderbussVigilante
You're my favorite commenter.
SvprHanc
classicgrinder
When a person dies their bowels release. Think about Jesus on the cross when he died. It's like... Holy shit. (Not sure if I told it right)
IWantToRideMyBike47
Too soon
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
TheNonInsestuousJaime
It's been over two millenia...
ImSorryFriend
Not quite. A millenium is 1000 years. If Jesus' birth was ~5 BCE and he died at 33, we've got a good 10 years before it'll be over 2000.
mrvisikid
I bet your fun at parties (I actually found this informative and interesting)
celestedrake
No, Jesus died around 30-33 AD. It is still under two millennia.
myhousesmellsliketuna
...
WillemHellfire
Can you produce the body?
celestedrake
Nope. Romans kept really good records, and those estimates were based on when Pontius Pilot reigned and the Jewish lunar calendar...