Jun 1, 2021 9:25 PM
JasonM1
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Sirwhatamellow
MAGAHistoryMemes
We've lost engine one...and engine two is no longer on fire.
miakkamisfit
Get the duct tape
greenercloud
Whoa! That’s crazy how far that one street down there goes!
forResearchPurposesOnly
What a beautiful day!! You can see for miles.
BewbsAreNice
lwoshea
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!
littlecheesetoes
Oooohh we’re half way there, ooohhh!
CanuckleheadChick
Euchre
This is the most perfect application of that meme.
Bystandr
And if you look out your right window... you will see we are FUCKING LIT Ayyyyyy LMAO
thepromisedLAN
Lol duct tape, fix that right up
th3guy
This is the airline industry, what you want is speed tape.
Dmart75
That’ll buff right out.
WehWehWeh
Needs some duct tape
Dopamine101
NOW THIS IS POD RACING!
NearHereThere
Looks expensive
kamkor1
That plane only needs one engine to fly
weidermeijer
Just don’t look out the port side window...
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Yet its still better to have 2 that isn't in pieces
It’s also designed to glide to a safe landing without any engines
somnif
Well, safe-ish. Safer than plummeting, certainly.
draconus77
Thank you for flying United
yacko69
We know you had a choice and you choose wrong
broSparkleTerror
That thing looks somem outta Star Wars episode 1.
3MidgetsInATrenchCoat
"Sir! We've lost engine one, and engine 2 is no longer on fire..."
NoobsStfu
Whooooa, are we half way there? Whooooa one engine and a prayer. Or several prayers. Lots and lots of prayers...
blissblush
v
LariCheltsy
lurkerevolutioncomplete
goflyblind
Oh come on, Mustafar didn't treat him THAT badly.
TheElGordo
Maintenance: “Could not duplicate on deck. Checks 4.0.”
gasperguy691978
The check engine light had a sticker over it!
If anyone is wondering where the rest of the engine went
SonicTheBedhog
I’m in Morrison. I don’t recall if any people or buildings were damaged by the debris.
I recall from videos of this house that it bounced off their pickup truck and the front of their garage. Fairly minor damage, though.
Mokelzwerg
Planes can easily land with one turbine.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Planes can land with no turbines
Geracht
"How far do you think we'll make it!?" "All the way to the scene of the crash. Which is convenient; that's where we're headed."
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
It's fine.
clamdriver
Is now a good time to discuss extending your warranty?
KinetoPlay
That fairing is really just there to reduce drag and up fuel efficiency. It's not necessary for flight
Ekibwurm
it'll buff right out!
mrdjnz
Well it was, landed safely!
physicsisalwaysrelevant
All the important bits are still there
ScourgeOfAges
"You actually want the engine to be on fire. It's when it stops being on fire that you need to worry."
unspokenfreak
PickleMorty
I mean you don't need an engine to land ?
You really don't it's true
jiynxed
I had a hilarious twitch stream a while back while playing elite dangerous - shields failed "they do that" cargo hatch failed "we're good"
Power distributor offline "okay could be better" thrusters malfunctioning "I can compensate" canopy blown out "okay I need that to live"
Got out of there with 3% hull capacity and the handful of viewers laughing their asses off in chat.
Nailed the docking approach and landing at unsafe speeds too.
faethorferenc
As long there are no gremlins, everything is fine.
vosuraekira
http://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1429230606656.gif
BrockEffingSamson
PballQhead
darthOnion
CybrMeow
Or snakes
byohzzrd
NotAThrowAwayJustDontWantToUseMyRealName
"What if they're flying over the international datelin.." Gremlins 2 is so massively underrated.
DeanOMiite
iGotFOLDERS
This is funny because of the phrase, but also funny if you know. I hope you were being extra meta.
Oh I am 100% referencing the Lithgow episode of...I think it was Twilight Zone? Either way, yes, all of the meta hahaha
ImpossibleAgenda
Lithgow was in the movie.
I’m glad we know. v
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
This is the flight that crapped airplane parts all over Broomfield, CO, one afternoon. The plane made it back safely, thankfully.
grayseed
I heard the explosion and saw the plane flying over from where we live in Westminster.
yep, I remember this one
BREED09
The Craigslist ad was gold
OopsIMeanToFartButAPoopCameOut
This was my neighborhood. Crazy ass shit.
NateOfAmericans
All of the parts are in my building behind an ntsb cordon.
RANDOMSENTANCE
I was at a park when this happened, heard a bang looked up and saw the plane. Didn't think anything of it until I saw the news
GoodWillHunter
I moved to Broomfield like right as this happened
Aberdeen31415
I love living in Broomfield where you get crapped on by planes. ?
Mr21782Man
Not "thankfully". Its designed to make it back. Every failure is torn apart in detail to improve safety. It could fall off and still fly.
ShadusMacAoidh
It's designed to sheer off under certain circumstances. I believe it's 2-4 specially designed pins that hold the thing on (depends on model)
sum1ne1
Thankfully
straha242
If you want to listen to ATC radio during the incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-zh7Sebr8
thorinc
Thank you!
What happened?
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Cats ate the turbine
The spinny slicey part wanted out, and took the outside with it.
Extremefear
Someone turned on their electronics too early in the flight.
showmethememe
Plane diarrhea
bluesun68
Fan blade had crack, flew out, engine cover weak, couldn't contain.
PeterPieRunner
The front fell off
FakePlasticTreehugger
A flight crapped airplane parts all over Broomfield, CO, one afternoon. The plane made it back safely, thankfully.
igniteice
cosmicspacedog
Ask Dewey, he knows more about it than I do
Bergleton
liltortatree
valen00
Oi Oi Oi
BellsTheorem
agathos
It’s not very typical, I want to make that clear.
SydB
What sort of standards are these turbines built to?
madeejit
That particular one? Not great.
LesLesVegetables
Well normally so thebfront doesnt fall off. But obviously not this one.
PerpetuityPhoto
That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.
GinOClock
The turbine became a turbisn't
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
It's mostly there, I'd argue Turbdoesnt, as she just ain't giving it all she's got.
Turbout*
bigdinger81
Or turbain't, in the South.
I think this is the word i was looking for
YoungHeathen
So you’re saying it wasn’t turbfine?
PocketCleric
Yeah, it kinda turbroke
Nice
PoopholeAintALoophole
It was turbible. Yeah I'm really reaching for that one...
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
+1 for effort & I cant think of anythinf better.
Welliguessillgogetpants
It was turbnot
Housemaster
Turb...
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/20/us/broomfield-plane.html
JackieTreehornProductions
BOO PAYWALLS
Thank you.
AngurProne
Paywall :(
Thank you both. Upvotes all around
Delete your NYT browser cookie, or Just Google UAL 328 - there are tons of articles out there.
mrshinethediamond
Right engine went "boom" after takeoff. No injuries (on board or below from debris) and plane landed safely.
Happened Feb 2021. I think they're still investigating.
Sirwhatamellow
MAGAHistoryMemes
We've lost engine one...and engine two is no longer on fire.
miakkamisfit
Get the duct tape
greenercloud
Whoa! That’s crazy how far that one street down there goes!
forResearchPurposesOnly
What a beautiful day!! You can see for miles.
BewbsAreNice
lwoshea
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!
littlecheesetoes
Oooohh we’re half way there, ooohhh!
CanuckleheadChick
Euchre
This is the most perfect application of that meme.
Bystandr
And if you look out your right window... you will see we are FUCKING LIT Ayyyyyy LMAO
thepromisedLAN
Lol duct tape, fix that right up
th3guy
This is the airline industry, what you want is speed tape.
Dmart75
That’ll buff right out.
WehWehWeh
Needs some duct tape
Dopamine101
NOW THIS IS POD RACING!
NearHereThere
Looks expensive
kamkor1
That plane only needs one engine to fly
weidermeijer
Just don’t look out the port side window...
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Yet its still better to have 2 that isn't in pieces
th3guy
It’s also designed to glide to a safe landing without any engines
somnif
Well, safe-ish. Safer than plummeting, certainly.
draconus77
Thank you for flying United
yacko69
We know you had a choice and you choose wrong
broSparkleTerror
That thing looks somem outta Star Wars episode 1.
3MidgetsInATrenchCoat
"Sir! We've lost engine one, and engine 2 is no longer on fire..."
NoobsStfu
Whooooa, are we half way there? Whooooa one engine and a prayer. Or several prayers. Lots and lots of prayers...
blissblush
LariCheltsy
lurkerevolutioncomplete
goflyblind
Euchre
Oh come on, Mustafar didn't treat him THAT badly.
TheElGordo
Maintenance: “Could not duplicate on deck. Checks 4.0.”
gasperguy691978
The check engine light had a sticker over it!
somnif
If anyone is wondering where the rest of the engine went
SonicTheBedhog
I’m in Morrison. I don’t recall if any people or buildings were damaged by the debris.
somnif
I recall from videos of this house that it bounced off their pickup truck and the front of their garage. Fairly minor damage, though.
Mokelzwerg
Planes can easily land with one turbine.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Planes can land with no turbines
Geracht
"How far do you think we'll make it!?" "All the way to the scene of the crash. Which is convenient; that's where we're headed."
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
It's fine.
clamdriver
Is now a good time to discuss extending your warranty?
KinetoPlay
That fairing is really just there to reduce drag and up fuel efficiency. It's not necessary for flight
Ekibwurm
it'll buff right out!
mrdjnz
Well it was, landed safely!
physicsisalwaysrelevant
All the important bits are still there
ScourgeOfAges
"You actually want the engine to be on fire. It's when it stops being on fire that you need to worry."
unspokenfreak
PickleMorty
I mean you don't need an engine to land ?
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
You really don't it's true
jiynxed
I had a hilarious twitch stream a while back while playing elite dangerous - shields failed "they do that" cargo hatch failed "we're good"
jiynxed
Power distributor offline "okay could be better" thrusters malfunctioning "I can compensate" canopy blown out "okay I need that to live"
jiynxed
Got out of there with 3% hull capacity and the handful of viewers laughing their asses off in chat.
jiynxed
Nailed the docking approach and landing at unsafe speeds too.
faethorferenc
As long there are no gremlins, everything is fine.
vosuraekira
http://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1429230606656.gif
BrockEffingSamson
PballQhead
darthOnion
CybrMeow
Or snakes
byohzzrd
NotAThrowAwayJustDontWantToUseMyRealName
"What if they're flying over the international datelin.." Gremlins 2 is so massively underrated.
DeanOMiite
iGotFOLDERS
This is funny because of the phrase, but also funny if you know. I hope you were being extra meta.
DeanOMiite
Oh I am 100% referencing the Lithgow episode of...I think it was Twilight Zone? Either way, yes, all of the meta hahaha
ImpossibleAgenda
Lithgow was in the movie.
iGotFOLDERS
I’m glad we know.
v
DeanOMiite
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
This is the flight that crapped airplane parts all over Broomfield, CO, one afternoon. The plane made it back safely, thankfully.
grayseed
I heard the explosion and saw the plane flying over from where we live in Westminster.
somnif
BREED09
The Craigslist ad was gold
OopsIMeanToFartButAPoopCameOut
This was my neighborhood. Crazy ass shit.
NateOfAmericans
All of the parts are in my building behind an ntsb cordon.
RANDOMSENTANCE
I was at a park when this happened, heard a bang looked up and saw the plane. Didn't think anything of it until I saw the news
GoodWillHunter
I moved to Broomfield like right as this happened
Aberdeen31415
I love living in Broomfield where you get crapped on by planes. ?
Mr21782Man
Not "thankfully". Its designed to make it back. Every failure is torn apart in detail to improve safety. It could fall off and still fly.
ShadusMacAoidh
It's designed to sheer off under certain circumstances. I believe it's 2-4 specially designed pins that hold the thing on (depends on model)
sum1ne1
Thankfully
straha242
If you want to listen to ATC radio during the incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-zh7Sebr8
thorinc
Thank you!
CanuckleheadChick
What happened?
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Cats ate the turbine
Euchre
The spinny slicey part wanted out, and took the outside with it.
Extremefear
Someone turned on their electronics too early in the flight.
showmethememe
Plane diarrhea
bluesun68
Fan blade had crack, flew out, engine cover weak, couldn't contain.
PeterPieRunner
The front fell off
FakePlasticTreehugger
A flight crapped airplane parts all over Broomfield, CO, one afternoon. The plane made it back safely, thankfully.
igniteice
What happened?
cosmicspacedog
Ask Dewey, he knows more about it than I do
Bergleton
liltortatree
The front fell off
valen00
Oi Oi Oi
BellsTheorem
agathos
It’s not very typical, I want to make that clear.
SydB
What sort of standards are these turbines built to?
madeejit
That particular one? Not great.
LesLesVegetables
Well normally so thebfront doesnt fall off. But obviously not this one.
PerpetuityPhoto
That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.
GinOClock
The turbine became a turbisn't
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
It's mostly there, I'd argue Turbdoesnt, as she just ain't giving it all she's got.
PballQhead
Turbout*
bigdinger81
Or turbain't, in the South.
GinOClock
I think this is the word i was looking for
YoungHeathen
So you’re saying it wasn’t turbfine?
PocketCleric
Yeah, it kinda turbroke
bigdinger81
Nice
PoopholeAintALoophole
It was turbible. Yeah I'm really reaching for that one...
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Welliguessillgogetpants
It was turbnot
Housemaster
Turb...
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/20/us/broomfield-plane.html
JackieTreehornProductions
BOO PAYWALLS
CanuckleheadChick
Thank you.
AngurProne
Paywall :(
AngurProne
Thank you both. Upvotes all around
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Delete your NYT browser cookie, or Just Google UAL 328 - there are tons of articles out there.
mrshinethediamond
Right engine went "boom" after takeoff. No injuries (on board or below from debris) and plane landed safely.
mrshinethediamond
Happened Feb 2021. I think they're still investigating.