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Jun 6, 2017 7:58 PM
warmyourbeans
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kissmyash
Seriously, its unhealthy but i can shit once a week
Buttwiper24
My husband orders the #6 2 beef chapoopas. That's really what he says when he orders.
AgainQuestionmark
Again?
casweb
No. Diarrhea is NOT worth it Joe. Not for Taco Bell.
TonyCunningham
Joe is a pussy
IfTooMuchReadingRightArrow
His youtube videos are killer funny shit.
Eviwankenobi
why did 562 people retweet Thanks for the dinner
devtil
Jaysandjays
Look him up. He's hot AF..
MrPoopyPantz
Ancient
therealVexed
I don't live in a country with taco bell. WTF is up with it that so many people shit themselves with it. and why are they in business
omgfuckoffijustwannafavuritethis
shame there's no taco bell here :(
PsyduckIsMyFavoritePokemon
Whenever my brother or I mention wanting or getting Taco Bell, my dad always asks, "Why would you want that? Are you mad at your butthole?"
Wander1236
Joe Saint-Cat?
ColtonQuintana
Freakyfrek
Hot hot hot hot
poopofdestiny
Pffft... mortals
Dysseus
Never once has Taco Bell made me sick, what is up with these people.
Saddamhuss
I don't understand the joke about taco bell destroying anus, i've been to Us and eated a lot of this and I never had any problems for poop
cheesypoofs
The potato tacos there are damn good and are the only thimg that don't give me stomach issues
DrMcTouchy
Ooh, sometimes when I'm working nights I'll buy a few because they reheat so well in the microwave.
unsatisfyedGamer
LawAndNorderSkyrimVictimsUnit
I've seen this a hundred times and it's still good. Always relatable.
SomeDetroitGuy
See a doctor. That's not a normal reaction.
jaybird365
Another satisfied customer
Hugeberries23
im glad that sassy redhead child isn't involved
Lugh314159
...love me some pickles.
fknmichelle
I laugh to tears every single time I read that one
TophHoudy
fe1od1or
Nice reference.
seagss
I feel like this post is painfully relatable
Tikityler
Do you find salt to be too spicy?
MediocrityGetsMeHot
Somethings are just good. Not high quality. Not healthy. Just tasty. Worth it.
LizardEnterprises
Satisfying. Not tasty. Satisfying.
MediocrityGetsMeHot
Yes, and satisfying. Both for me. If just satisfying or you then that's plenty good, too. :-)
marpp
This dude is the funniest. Definitely my favourite youtuber!
Ameatyloaf
YES!
Qtoy
His Mad Libs videos are one of my favorite series on YouTube.
ArrowheadCosplay
Definitely!
mypatronusridesinatardis
I love his brother Keith. Anytime Keith is on it's hilarious.
rickyhillman
Keith has his own channel too haha
OnceIThoughtIWasWrongButIWasMistsken
That said all he really does is scroll through dumps and reads them really loudly on camera
Imgurusername23
But it's funny when he does it
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
When I was around 8-9y/o, my dad took me to TB for dinner. There are as two for one soft shells. He said he was getting that, so 1/
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
I wanted to as well. He said "no no you won't be able to finish them both", and I said of course I could! I'd never eaten at TB before, 2/
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
But I was a kid so I ate everything. I immediately didn't like the tacos. There was this brown sludgy sauce type stuff and it had 3/
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
A poo-like color and consistency. So I choked down one taco and ate my fries, and told my dad I couldn't eat the second taco. But he said 4/
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
"No no, you told me you'd finish it". I was starting to feel a bit shaky and sweaty as I choked down the second taco while my dad waited 5/
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
For me to finish. I got about 2/3 of the way through it, before I projectile vomited all of it right onto my dear old dad. And 6/
CaptLongDick
SivoServoDommyDervo
wat the FUCK
RobertEmmet
http://imgur.com/y8MPD2Z
smashfaceawesome
I've seen this a hundred times and it's still good. So relatable.
PhantomPetrus
What?
Benjaminriker
@EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
Slowsmo
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
MyCatsAreAttackingMyTV
0250 am, can't sleep so I saw this. Trying not to wake up wife by laughing.
callingalljanmichaelvincents
sencheaca
What movie was this from again?
whydoyouexistbruh
Darude sandstorm
Acera
Back door sluts 8
callingalljanmichaelvincents
Goodfellas
samsonguy920
Fun Fact: You are now able to shart yourself in the Sims. If you do a trick fart with a need to go to the bathroom, there is a high >
samsonguy920
> probability you will soil your sim.
ThaEnder
A...trick fart?
samsonguy920
Ventrilofart
imgoingtoforgetthisusername
lol. what's a trick fart?
samsonguy920
A ventrilofart
imgoingtoforgetthisusername
hahaha
DailyBullshit
Which movie is this
zelotgeneral
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FullMetalBitch
Assenger 67
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Batman v Superman
SithLordFelix
Charlie and the chocolate factory
thesnow
Bill and Ted's Excrement Adventure
MountainsGandalf
Bunch of jerks. Name the movie!!!!
DIRIG0
Never Say Never
drunkbs
Super Mario Brothers 2 on the NES
Ragnarok987
In the Army Now
Orpheus
The Notebook
ZoeyDate
Cabin Boy staring Chris Elliott.
princeaizen
Ernest goes to prison.
ColonelPrestonGarvey
Dhiarude Shitstorm
scottyzelsnyder
do do do do doo doo....
OctopusJebus
Po po po po poo poo..
drunkbs
Miracle on 34th Street, the 1947 version
ninjato229
I still don't know which movie this is.
DailyBullshit
Wrong website I think
Foonbee
Its not a movie, its from an old segment on Tosh.o where he had a viewer video of the week and this was it in like 2008 or something
narushii
I think this is from the tv show Blue Mountain State, could be wrong.
WillTradeSkiingLessonsForNudes
Schindler's List 2: Back to the Showers
IamHalfrican
Ohhhhhhaaahaaa
FuckPuddles
Kilsim1v
Ohhhhhhhmygod you're gonna burn for that one
Orpheus
In an oven?
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Back door sluts 8
beerlady
If this is 8, no wonder the parents were after the kids who had 9 in the Harry potter case.
ItsABeardedDragonThingYouWouldntUnderstand
Correction it was a LOTR case
beerlady
Of course.....
Sklumlord
Not as good as the 7th installment of the series, but those criticizing it are just overreacting. Def would recommend
OptimisticDownvoteLover
5/7
JC501
*6/9
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I don't understand how people have such weak stomachs
hoopinghannah
I had a weak back about a week back.
AWormholeCalledJessicasFeet
I don't understand how people have stomachs. I haven't NOT had diarrhea since 2008. Thank you IBS, and you're welcome friendly imgur user.
calvinblanes
Alcohol
abundantbadgers
Most of the times they don't, they just equate the idea of diarrhea and IBS as an easy way to show their disdain for a certain food.
BlueKarat
I'm confused too. But I guess I keep mine conditioned with a healthy supply of super hots and other things? idk
shuttlecockinakumquat
If you normally eat things that are definitely food, then eat something that is definitely not food (Taco Bell), bad things happen.
PoundSandREMF
Never trust a fart after 40.
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
I'm from India and I can have literally anything and just be fine.
Bi6Simpin
Same
zephen
Food poisoning.
iwilldownvoteyourcat
forreal, like the other fast food joints rounding out their diets don't do the same thing, sheesh
Fourthletter58
Well some people are descended from folk who were never exposed to spicy food so lack digestive bacteria to deal with it properly.
InitHello
I'm 35, and taco bell still doesn't give me issues.
BDBones
When I lived with my parents, 2-3lb dinners were normal. I now live with IBS and quite the smelly shitter
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
They don't get their daily dose of http://orig04.deviantart.net/3532/f/2011/326/8/0/khorne_flakes_by_knyghtos-d4gz4vl.png
Cyranojoe
Those of u with conditions, we understand it's hard 4 u. It's the "ordinary" tummies that bitch about Taco Bell who we don't get.
MsRazerWolftheSecond
You deserve more upvotes for this, thank you.
PrincessAnus
i have an extremely weak stomach, cant even eat pizza w sauce the acid makes me so sick... taco bell still doesnt give me the shits.
raminagrobis
At this point associating Mexican food with digestive problems is just a meme. Will get points for playing the 'omg so relatable!!1!' card.
g3engineeringdesign
It's not a weak stomach, it's the reaction further down the tract.
Solborn
Can confirm my local Taco Bell slow cooks food for over 40 minutes to help kill the diarrhea bug so it doesn't burn your butt.
RobotChimera
If you have a weak stomach you throw it up first before it messes things up as it comes out.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I don't think anyone shits themselves because of Taco Bell, that doesn't stop this reference from being funny every fuckin time.
Insomnia297
Mexican food destroys me every time and dairy, but otherwise nothing. Not even Indian food dude
hode420LCGS
Oh fuck you.
minabear
He's also a comedian ... so
BlueKarat
You'd have a point if he was like the only person to ever make such a statement rather than being really common too...
Nize426
Its usually a joke when anyone else says it as well
Secsletariat
I tend to have a strong stomach but it still happens sometimes. Hell, McDonalds made me ill last week. Sometimes you just get unlucky.
Flyndaran
They have never once made me ill.
SaintCharlesBronson
Wait til you get old......then you'll understand
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I'm pretty sure that guy isn't "old"
phantomgallery
we are the evolved
Jusmar
Even a stomach of great fortitude can't stop the Escherichia coli.
manofthewild07
If there was an e coli problem you would know it. Chipotle still hasn't recovered from theirs.
Jusmar
Jokes are hard
Mailvirgo
Colitis sufferer here. Screw you.
melshot
Ditto
pirate89RAWR
Same. :(
UsernameOkay
don't be smug about it. taco ball is the only fast food that gives me diarrhea. every single time
melshot
So are you saying sometimes you just need a good case of the runs? Lol
StevenNumber3
People get Heather's Tummy Tamer and Gut Meister capsules. Your stomach and bowels will once again tolerate the foods you love. Except pop.
StevenNumber3
Pop, Coke, Pepsi, that shit is killing you.
shuya82
It's almost like people aren't all the same.
melshot
UrinalPube
Yeah. There's me, and there's inferior people.
DurendaI
Oh, what a shame.
Insomnia297
Right? We should elect a guy who wants to make everyone the same.
chefbou4gainz
I don't understand how people have such strong stomach
elBajoNegro
Every person is unique. Tomatoes make me vomit. My wife is allergic to pork. Imagine a life without bacon! (or pizza in my case). Awful!
apittsburghoriginal
If you don't eat certain foods regularly, your body may reject it..via violent, sloppy shits.
helpidontknowmyname
Many people don't get enough fiber regularly. Then bean tacos and ...
wastedmeerkat
Fiber gives me a lot of gas and if I don't drink enough water I get stuck on the pot trying to get rid of it
helpidontknowmyname
Yeah, you need to build up to it. Took me years but now I have significantly reduced risk of GI cancer! So I got that goin' for me.
Shadawoop
Spicy foods are the bane of my existence. But that still doesn't stop be from putting salsa on everything
strugglesnuggler
It's great you've got a golden rectum of the gods, but the rest of us need Tacobellaway
melshot
kukluxklanaintnuthingtafuckwit
Flyndaran
No. I'm going to have to say that if normal food causes violent gastric distress, you're the one with the problem. We're not super tough.
cliojayne
Maybe it's Bc to them Taco Bell isn't "normal food" lol
Ansatsunin
... Fast food in general, and MOST DEFINITELY Taco Bell, is NOT "normal food". Handling TB food well is a sign your body's NOT healthy.
Flyndaran
That is near delusional levels of rationalization for how not having explosive diarrhea is bad.
Ansatsunin
A healthy body won't tolerate this kind of fucking horrible quality processed crap laden with a plethora of chemicals and additives.
Marttvedt
Aint got a gallbladder. And at the age of 21, life sux
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
Your body will adapt. I had mine taken out when I was 22, and it gets better.
Marttvedt
Had mine taken out when i was 17, not really adapted yet :/
mirwin13
You would not believe how coddled the modern anus is.
Istolethetoaster
I almost want to change my username to coddledmodernanus...
NitroTheHusky
Do it.
pwnz805
I want to put this on that out of context subreddit
wastedmeerkat
Do it
QotU
Along with "golden rectum of the gods."
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
" how can you be sad with theses ten amazing facts about the anus!?"
madmathematicienne
Getting older will do that to you. My stomach was once indestructible... now it self-destructs.
Mythikun
that' s so Metallica
amyyasha
I feel bad for you but same story, I thought something was wrong with me when I turned 25 ish it began
konsumer
Nerf This!
inzane
I hear that. I used to be a remorseless eating machine banished from purgatory. Now I can barely handle a basic curry.
Flyndaran
Weird. As I age, it's gotten tougher. I'm only 42, so maybe things will change later.
celestedrake
Or you could be me. I think my body hates me. I have always gotten sick from beef, being near seafood/freshwaterfood, spicy food (though (1)
celestedrake
garlic is okay, so I am not a vampire), and lots of random things. Like 95% foods I can't eat. Thankfully bacon and chocolate (2)
celestedrake
are not on that list. I can't eat Mexican food though. (3)
TheEighthObject
Is bread too spicy for ya?
MaceAries
Ok but what's old to you? Cause I got friends in their 20's who complain about this, and I'm 33 and I can still eat whatever I want no prob.
classybroad
I'm 33, lost my gallbladder after the baby and eating these days is like playing Russian roulette with my butt.
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Gigidy?
captaineddie17
you sound like a real classy broad
classybroad
Super fuckin' classy, yo.