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Jun 16, 2016 9:32 AM
Drhardway11
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asmugpolitician
Dude scrolling through pics of other people's wood?
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MichelGoussu
it's a match : http://www.dogoilpress.com/data/wallpapers/5/FDS_368387.jpg
finalsight
The only matching app where you have to actually *Log-in*
Samoht
I was very disappointed that Timber by Pit Bull and Kesha didn't have lumberjacks in it.
TheLastPunslinger
Best thing about that app, end of the night it's going down.
ireadabooktoday
He's yelling TIMBERRRR
BigSydney
you better swipe
cameltoestedsandwich
Which way wood you swipe if you're knot interested?
SuperBaguetteHighHopes
Tik tok...
ihatebeingcreative
This, this deserves an upvote
natabus
I would but it goes against the grain.
NarcissusInc
Its a repost, but I cant stop myself from hitting the upvote button...
jondorianistheman
Id soak dem logs with my wood
ArvisJaggamar
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD
HighVelocityToast
..He puts of women's clothing, and hangs around in bars... He's a lumberjack he ok..
ahouseisnotahomewithoutapet
I cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
tanadarko
He's looking for some NAUGHTY pine... I'll see myself out.
Drhardway11
FighterFei
Trees fall down
hamsamech
Oh iii'm a lumberjack and I'm OK/I sleep all night and I work all day!
MyNamelsMrSnrub
I cut down treeeees, I eat my lunch, I got to the lavatoryyyyyy!
GoldPanda
http://m.imgur.com/zmJyB7s?r Tinder Timber
Skym3rmaid
????????????????
PompatusOfLove
Pretty sure I'm not the only one who said it out loud and laughed.
Canoq
You are not.
lovestospoon
andaconda69
He's yelling Timber
EleanorRed
They're all so beautiful, how can I look like them
Jellybomber
wood on wood action I guess.....
applebeetles
Knock on wood
heyh0letsg0
I wood!
AbsolutelyNoFucksGiven
Lol
Beartornado
soak logs in wood
KatCatKittyKatCat
Beat me to it!
GayEnough4U
+1 for user name ;D
KatCatKittyKatCat
Right back at'cha!!
prattleassassin
5/7 wood bang
WonTonSoop
You slut
jonhnefill
I'm guessing a "match" isn't really the desired results here?
thrymn
Nah, that's still tinder. Just make sure it's dry and not green.
obeysquirreloverlords
Soak it in some wood first. Logs love it when you soak it in some wood.
FouxduFaFa
He'd love grindr.
sixtoez4
Knillis
When you fuck up real bad
ArvisJaggamar
I don't know why this is here but it's making me laugh
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Unsure how this is relevant/funny in relation to the original picture?
ratcamper
I got wood
PocketSoDeep
Lumberjack pines to spruce up his love life and be more poplar.
MantisTobagganMD
You can tell it's an aspen tree by the way that it is.
GunterLovesWeed
*slow clap*
imatubejunkie
Dogwood you look at that. Cedar what he did? I'll just leaf this here before you get sycamore. +1
MichaeIJCaboose
YOU LITTLE BIRCH
OriginalPosetr
"YEW LITTLE BIRCH" FTFY
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
Well, guess we're done here.
wistfulinsatiablebibliophile
Dat ash tho.
LRazzle
You son of a birch
notlikelyoriginal
Ah I see you adhere to the rule of tree...
PsychoticWizardDragon
Thats super funny! Gimme enough thyme and I'll come up with a pun to add.
ColonelCrabs
Guess he's trying to branch out a bit
parallaxHero
Can't tell if he's taking the wood or giving the wood...
KevinBhall
jeez man must u take all the puns for urself!
pukimomalaki
Tree yourself out, fir.
notenoughmail
Maple, he'll thank his friend, Douglas, Fir setting him up on Oak-ayCupid next. (you took all the good ones already)
BasicallyCyrilFiggis
I like this comment so much better than the post itself
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
It's 730am and I've been up since 5am with toddler.. Idk but this made me smile and feel much better. Thank you random internet hero.
hellohotpocket
I love yew.
dschico
He's looking to make some knotty wood drip sap from the hatchet wound when he tears that ash up.
supinebovine
I did not cedar coming.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
It's only 8am where I am, and my body wasn't even ready for all of those puns.
supinebovine
My body is ready.
thisisnotenoughyet
Yew must embrace these puns.
IamCalcifer
7:35 here. Absolutely agree.
happinessconsultant
6:33 AM here, also agree
iOkamii
7.35 pm here, also, also agree.
PsychoticWizardDragon
I AM ALWAYS READY FOR PUNS!!!
KillahQueen
TREE JOKE
Drhardway11
Gold...
notdiavolo
Cedar you little birch!
chumslum
Hey now, sapling, respect your Elders.
lemmonjello
Cedar? I barely know her!
eriktheredbeard
You son of a birch
fleXbad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0zVsxUbbjM
TheHeroOfWastingTime
Thats terrible. Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?
supinebovine
That's about as useful as a screen door on a BATTLESHIP!
AaronD1987
Looking fir some hot birches to axe out.
Lazzarwolf
BIRCH PLEASE
ThisUserNameShouldGetIncrediblyLongForThoseWhoReadItISayHi
Popular*
GayEnough4U
He had it right, it's a tree/wood pun joke. Poplar is a word itself anyway, ya knucklehead ;) :S :X
GutsTheStruggler
theradlobster
....trees
pmartinez5150
Wood.....
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Thank you for your contribution
sillybananas
Yeah this is about my level of making puns as well
orangeisthenewbasic
, man
ImgurBannedMeWtf
MikeHillbitch
......words
FidelCashflow18
Shouldn't he be swiping right?
somanyfeels21
you can actually "switch" directions with your eyes just by thinking about it. I can see it going either way, you should be able to as well
spaceystacey
Took me a few seconds, but I did, too.
MildyAmusingAnimalFacts
He ain't looking for some reused plywood shit.
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
I'll take that. And crumpled up used tissues and old filled up notepads.
SaoDavi
It's one of those gifs that could be scrolling either way, like the subway car gif. /cool
SaoDavi
nevermind. I think the gif goes for a while, then reverses itself, then loops.
surgle
http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-L7yFdwfA5Gw/UgeAYjz7aBI/AAAAAAAADss/H9WEXvMz3Eo/s315/Automatic-Wood-Splitter.gif
Rugmaster3000
.
missing7
Neat
yourpalBuddyChrist
Thats it we found it. The perfect loop. We can go home now
junebug2
Someone please put a Brazzers logo on this gif
LoTRFanatic42
Mmmm that loop
witheredspoon
you can see the loop if you concentrate on the pattern of the tree bark ... but DAMN that's smooth!
CatBlaster5000
Machines are cool
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
And they say money doesn't grow on trees. Pssh!
LeviathAileron
Sex life in one gif.
adsilcott
Anyone else think "Infinifactory" as soon as you see this?
Selekta
That is particularly satisfying...
MyOtherCarisAUnicycle
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sth2x
I use timber, it's a platform that is used by windows phones to run tinder... so this is funny, but ....
PETTYOFFICER117
6tin is much better FYI (IMHO anyways)
zicoz
I think 6tin originally was meant to be an official app, but they changed at the last minute or somethng.
PETTYOFFICER117
Not that I know of, it's just made by Rudy, who's basically the best dev on the platform.
zicoz
Seems it was even more complex. He first deved 6tindr which was shut down, then he was supposed to dev original app. 1/2
zicoz
That app, turned into 6tin.
MattDerKomponist
I love my Windows phone, but there are some things like that that are kind of annoying...
zicoz
Don't see wha the problem is. We get for free what other people are paying for.
MattDerKomponist
What the comment above you said.
zicoz
It doesn't say anything really, and once again, what is the problem when we have the same functionality as orignal app without in-app purc?
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
I love my phone as well, but it's annoying that most app-developers only publish their apps on the Apple and Android stores.
MattDerKomponist
Yep.
raifsevrence
Because Windows phones are the backwater of the mobile market. I like Nokia's cheapo windows phone, but the lack of apps is a dealbreaker.
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
So they don't develop apps on it because there isn't enough apps on it? Fuck that logic.
raifsevrence
No, "they" don't develop apps for Windows phones because they have a tiny percentage of the market share and most developers, even mobile 1
raifsevrence
That being said, if you browse mobile app markets they tend to display the number of downloads for a given app. It paints a solid picture 6
raifsevrence
in the hundreds,thousands or tens of thousands if you're lucky. Would you rather spend your time catering to a market of a million people 4
raifsevrence
If you were a dev, your time would be valuable. Unless you get lucky and create something that ends up huge, your exposure will likely be 3
raifsevrence
or a market of one hundred million people ? None of those numbers are anything other than theoretical numbers to illustrate the point. 5