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Aug 28, 2021 1:41 AM
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YouHadMeAtHell
LooseyGooseyBrett
I recall this from a few years ago. Did they just change the date?
wildsalmonpants
Bet she’s an antivaxxer too…seems like the same intelligence level
ThereAreCrocodiles
This happened like eleven years ago. It's ATU running on Internet Explorer?
MrGubbmintMan
From 2009: https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany
lightfoot2
Another one?
My2nd
No, the same. Rehash of an old story.
PolarBearJunkie
That's the way i wanna go - trying to pet the murder bear
Whatswrongwiththispicture
TheRoadOfExcessLeadsToThePalaceOfWisdom
I hope the bear is current on its inoculations
ToasterDent
naenaewhip
Oh no! Bearambe
SQLdragon
this time the world needs to learn from its mistakes and put down the intruder...not the resident bear.
MrsUnderstoop
Didn’t this just happen?
ChelVanin
It “just happened” in 2009. It’s ok. I think of Spider-Man 3 with Tobey McGuire as “recent”.
codeblue4me4
Was she vaxxed?
Omnimorph2112
At least stupidity is global.
Rodltwo
TupacAintDead
MattyMakes
Wait, are you meaning to tell me that there was a polar bear inside that polar bear enclosure. What a crazy world we live in
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Nacon
She was lucky enough to get away alive because the bear said she tasted quite bizarre.
duktayp
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2to2af
Darklinkinfinite
nat300Lord
Please tell me the idiot woman died.
Nacon
Sadly no... the bear said she tasted quite bizarre.
Yellowdart49
Didn't this same thing happen s few years ago?
cakeordeathdeathimeancake
I hope nothing happened to the bear, not bears fault.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
It looks like the bear was fine after. This was in 2009. https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany
FailedCrate
Old as fuck "news": https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/berliner-zoo-eisbaer-beisst-frau-im-wassergraben-a-618589.html
allthenamesaregone
Ah yes, bear-deniers, the next big thing.
drunkbs
That's just want Big Bear wants you to think! Wake up sheeple!
caerulakid
Can we make it a thing? I feel like ineffective/toxic treatments is not nearly fast enough to suppress variant creation.
theangryjanitor
It's a popular movement. As in bowels.
FlyingDeath
You belive in Polar Bears? Who are you? Seal? Wake up!
graaghles
I hear if you eat horse dewormer from tractor supply it makes you immune to bears.
SteampunkNightmare
This didn't happen today. This is old. They're rehashing an old story for clickbait.
staceyjorgenson31415
But were you at all surprised ?
SteampunkNightmare
Nupe
PrincePiggo
Happened in 2009 Sauce - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2to2af https://www.t">/x2to2af">https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2to2af https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany
Caliitali
I would not be surprised if it happened twice.
dreadfroggy
You just revealed OP as a "Click Bait" poster.
mimomisu
To be fair, the screenshot says 2021 so it easily could be not OPs fault.
piewacket
There we go, that's how old it is, knew it wasn't news. Bloggers pretending to be like journalists, but hashing up ancient stories.
staceyjorgenson31415
I remember it happening and also immediately thought—-Ya, it could definitely happen again ;(
Haidere1988
Yeah... I was going to point out that the pic has made rounds before and is a meme, too
Alexict87
Thank god someone posted it.
FeedTheRats
I hate that they called it a polar bear “attack”
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
You come into my house uninvited and I smack you. That's not an attack, that's defense. And bears get +15 defense. So. Your move German lady
GrilledSpamNCheeze
Was just going tonsay.. this has happened before
ButterfaceTaintClown
gooooooo TONSAY!!!! GIVE ME A T!!!! GIVE ME AN O!!! GIVE ME AN N!!!! GIVE ME AN S!!! GIVE ME AN A!!!!! GIVE ME A Y!!!!!! GO TONSAY!!!!!!!!!!
GrilledSpamNCheeze
kriswinters
Please let them not have shot the bear.
CmfMttnPpl
Dicks out
SlightlyDodgy
It said Berlin Germany, not somewhere America.
zerkalot
They’re Germans, they love animals. Remember Knut?
KrankyKidney
Yes
pratnala
They should shoot the human
itsCHIExD
Makes it easier for the polar bear to eat :)
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
It looks like the bear was fine after. This was in 2009. https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany
PoppaBigBear
Why would they fine a bear? They don't have any money.
Devotionthepirate
There's so little interesting news going on today that this news site is writing articles on 12 year old events
rubntizug
No sure if srs? Am I missing an injoke here?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Check the publication date in the post.
rubntizug
My bad thought commenter meant the guardian article which was written in 2009.
imabadger
They didn't, the bear is white.
SirPoopsMagee
InnsmouthTourist
That jokes so dark it got shot for holding a bag of skittles
Megamastermetamememaker
Ooooooh....
humptydumptywastheking
Brutal
xXShadowWarriorXx
Technically polar bears are black
xj4low
Technically, polar bear skin is black. But i'm sure looking white gave him the privilege.
FlyingDeath
can't argue with that, in 2006 a brown bear named Bruno was shot in bavaria, because he crossed the border.
imabadger
I remember that. He died around the same time as Knut the polar bear. The dark jokes wrote themselves.
AnythingMuchShorter
How do we know where the borders of bear nations even are?
AStegosaurus
Bear maps.
SansPants258
Is the bear ok?
bigelb0wski
Upvoted your thousandth ^
pandadumpling
yeah the woman was white so she was really bland
CorneliusTunt
Asking the important questions
Johnny5dicks
No it's been imprisoned
SarcasticComment
Thankfully this wasn't Cincinnati
ThatTransformersDude
Cholesterol is a little high but laying off Karens for a few weeks should do the trick
ElroydIsGone
LOL, also thought about his Cholesterol... +1
blumpk1npie
Idk but my dick is out in preparation
otiumCatulli
I'm pretty sure the woman was mentally ill or whatever, so not a happy story really
RADmadness
Love the 500 up 0 down on this. Imgur crowd has their priorities straight. No sarcasm.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
One is a dumb and dangerous animal, the other is a polar bear.
ATerribleArtist
1,000 now. It's amazing what we agree on
CatBeagler
Ohp! The lady that got bit just seent it. Probably downvoted from her hospital bed.
Snezko
Good question, glad i saw replies saying bear was alright.
DemSumBigAssRidges
There bear is noted as saying, "sometimes, if you believe hard enough, wishes can come true."
onecowboytoo
Hopefully it didn't get sick.
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
Impressive. Only one downvote. I’m gonna chalk it up to a thumb slip
freshthrowaway1138
This is my problem. My favorite polar bear died because it bit off the infected penis of a jackass who jumped into their cage.
LittleLordThudleroy
I hope so, killing Harambe hasn't worked out well for us.
Etlac
That's when it all started to go wrong.
JesusStoleMyWeed
Our timeline :(
CredibleInformant
My girlfriend worked with gorillas and unfortunately even she said there wasn't many other ways. Tranqs take way to long and I think most
CredibleInformant
People under estimate how fuck aggressive and strong they are. Poor harambe ): stupid kid..and parents. we miss you
TheCroaker
I never blamed the zoo personally, I mostly just blame the parents.
CredibleInformant
Agreed. The options were tanq and wait possibly up to an hour depending on how much adrenaline he was pumping. Could also make him temporari
DeadeicPrints
I knew that stupid monkey would come up in this post...
LiterallyJustTheWorstComments
Not a monkey
MyNameIsPer
He was a gorilla, you twatnugget
mississippilessly318
And he wasn’t stupid #
Ajdamus
I knew you would write smth stupid.
DeadeicPrints
Hawkgirl203
It’s a great ape, subspecies: western gorilla. Scientific name: gorilla gorilla. Humans are great apes. Your scientific name: stupid stupid.
DeadeicPrints
Yeah yeah. We all know what the stupid monkey was, and if I had a time machine I'd go back just to shoot the stupid thing 3 times.
Ajdamus
Ffs
Giffylongstockings
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
8=====D
greenchair
Why a .... Oh yeah... Out for Harambe
nullbr
always
Govote
*drunkenly sobbs* ... For Harambe
SneakorsMcSneakorsface
Unrelated question; can I put my pants back on yet?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Nah, give me a few more minutes
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ILiekToCookAndBake
Negatory.
AtomIndigo
No no, they can. The dick just has to be out.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
It looks like the bear was fine after. This was in 2009. https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany
jonlememe
How much did they fine the polar bear? I didn’t know they own any money.
minqapoc
I knew it sounded familiar.
lucasmacdonald81101
Oh thank God for that, I was really worried for a moment there.
dposton70
Not fine. They took away his yummy snack. He caught her he should be allowed to eat her. Bear Law!
Jsupes
Why is the article dated August 27th 2021 tho?
Labyrenth
Maybe it was edited or something
SideEffectsOfJuice
Maybe OP's pic is from some website that continuously regurgitates old news, like Imgur ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Photoshop? Every article I found was dated 2009.
sorryforsayingthat
I remember this in the way back machine
Jsupes
@OP did you photoshop today’s date on this?
MoxieMonster
thelovelymrscerealkiller
Yuuupppp https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169266/Pictured-Shocking-moment-polar-bear-attacks-woman-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html