Thanks buddy......I needed that...

Jul 28, 2016 8:36 AM

Finally, I understand the saying "drink like a fish"

You've been catfished, dude!

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This needs a behind the gif !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know fish drank. I like to experience one fantastic thing every day and now I can go to bed.

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It is illegal in the state of Ohio to intoxicate a fish...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...how exactly does one discover that this situation is possible?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not cool. not funny.

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That fish was really craving some electrolytes.

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Mmmm i love 312 also

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Skol?

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It looks like the Brazilian skol can

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cruel

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...what the fuck did I just see?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this why there's the saying "Drinks like a fish" ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Manatee's will line up for fresh water. I think it's illegal to give it to them but they ain't telling nobody.

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Apparently when I was tiny a guest came to our house and I toddled into the room and stared at him for a while. Then I turned to my mum and

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said loudly to her "But he doesn't drink like a fish, he drinks like a person!"

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How???

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Florida fish.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 28, 2016 6:15 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

For those curious, fish is held there by its fin bone/cartilage. The mouth moves like that whenever they're trying to breathe out of water.

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Flippity-flop and its gone. The drink had nothing to do with it other than being VERY questionable for its health

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Thank you for this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wtf is happening here

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A fish is drinking a beer. Probably got his heart broken. FUCK YOU SHARON

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah Sharon fuck you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fish looks like it was caught first and got stuck trying to wriggle away. Make no mistake, it's suffocating while they pour beer on it.

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I've tried to breathe beer too...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did this start??

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

that is a good question that probably starts out with a guy drinking a beer in a fishing boat and passes out a little too close to the water

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I have so many questions for this guy.

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Drunk fish account for 6% of all fish related boating accidents annually in the US and 8% in Canada.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

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and are 90% more likely to be delicious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like 100%

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder why the increase in Canada?

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Stronger beer

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First time in user sub, not disappointed +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just you wait...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should i expect the worst ?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well mostly random boobs, dicks, LNI posts, cringe posts, reposts, and the occasional good quality OC.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aight, thx for the heads up ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta swim through the shit to find gold.worth it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or use the UserSub 'front page' instead of 'new'.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that answers it folks. Fish DO get thirsty. We can all go home now.

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I didn't know i wanted to know the answer to that.

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It isn't thirsty, just out of breath

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Oh shit you clever clever person!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saved the day again Captain Obvious!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Salt water fish actually do, but most freshwater fish can absorb water through their skin so they dont

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So if saltwater fish get thirsty and they can't drink their salt water...then where do they get water?

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Im fairly certain they can drink salt water. Its just they have to physically drink it while freshwater absorb it

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Curious dot.

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They get water from eating other things.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Winner winner chicken dinner.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WE HAVE SEA CHICKENS!?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beer battered lightly fried fish fillets.

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Honestly, I think you could stand to fry this one a little less lightly, Dad.

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Is it 1am already?!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time.

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Lightly fried fish filets one more time

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Lightly fried fish fillets.

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One more time

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Browsing random by any chance? Those lightly fried fish fillets would be two years old now.

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I read this in a voice

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