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Wheel In the Sky Keeps On Turning
My little Robo Hamster died at 2.5 years old today. His name was Thor, he helped me get through a tough time when my wife was raped. I hope there's a big hamster wheel in Asgard :)
gnomishbabyfightingringleader
http://imgur.com/zwQlYnv
thagooeyjuice
Damn man. I'm sorry for all that.
darthOnion
Is that a dead hamster? That's a dead hamster.
bobsagetluvr
Jeez, this is like the fourth dead pet post i've seen today. 1 of my cats died 2 days ago (14 years old). Not a good week for pets.
anlightbulb
GerthMcworthington
Rip hamster bro
Bait3r
So, we're just going to skim over the rape? Can we talk about the rape post? No? Only me? Okay.
ThatOneGuyAzazel
So glad to know I'm not the only one
Foffer
This shit went from sad AF, to wtf in about 2.5 secounds.
TheLoveableTrashPanda
I loved my old hamster- he might have been small, but he made me smile when I needed it and he was my little friend. My condolences brother.
MajesticSam
You can literally tell who in the comments skimmed real quick and missed something...
poogie67
Mouse Guard calling!
ifeelaneedforsheeppuns
Well he didn't fall in battle so Hel I guess? Sorry to break it to you @op
bushpotato
This reminds me of the guy that always wants to show off photos of his children to strangers... except with rape.
vvitchin
And dead things..
AssimilatingGiraffes
You can't just spring rape on us like that.
JraphicPark
There's so much tragedy in this post...
smarttarded
0-100 in the description
WallowsInMud
How's your wife holding up? What's your favorite memory of Thor?
KramInd
I had a couple Robos too....they helped me get through some tough times when my girl left me. My Robos died too. Sad times.
HermanManly
Ugh don't you just hate it when that happens?
GamerInstincts
dude... wtf
LZYRMN
Yeah no kidding right
PostPerfectThings
Anyone else notice that he said while my wife was being raped or am I only one?
SeriGravett2
Run in Asgard!
Capn
That took an abrupt fuckin turn.
DickWhiskers
Lmao same thing i said
ColonelObvious
That's what the wife said.
residentdrunk
....phrasing!
possumattack
Ehh.
Hungryhungryhippogriff
Plot twist. He raped his wife
Kougeru
Certain high ranking "politicians" think that it's not possible to rape your wife, because she's always willing by agreement of marriage.
Zerphses
Have they watched Breaking Bad?
moon2A
I turned my mouth sideways and said "eehgggwwuushh"
WolfNugget
May he ride forever through the halls of Valhalla
forgottenpast
He won't get there in his hamsterwheel though.
AWolfWithShades
Shiny and chrome?
Christ0nABike
Till valhalla
CharlesKearns
Sorry for your wife
rickeyspanish
you trying to imply something?
EthanMB
You literally just softball pitched a raped wife into an already sad post, that's the saddest character limited story ever told. RIP Thor.
CommonTaco
Your description made me laugh so hard i actually snorted. I snorted on a dead hamster rape post
EthanMB
I'm not sure whether to apologize or thank you.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Ladies and gentlemen... Imgur.
TheFenn
Build him a little ship pyre
AkwardBearHug
Good call
Brickule
I too vote for a ship pyre, paint a hamster wheel on the sail.
MightyTightyWhities
I second this motion in honor of such a valiant soul.
drickanderson
I cast my vote thus as well. Send this little warrior to the next world with the honor he deserves.
RideTheTiger
Farewell, Thor, king of hamsters whose long and faithful friendship those who knew you won't forget! Though your body will decay
RideTheTiger
your spirit lingers on in the quiet, rodent bedded places of your home. May your descendants ever flourish and your human friends
RideTheTiger
find solace for the loss they have sustained.
JLPDayton72
“Tha’ was . . . tha’ was . . . beau’iful!” howled [OP], and he collapsed onto the compost heap, crying harder than ever.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
"Nice... Nice tribute to little ham-... Oh, oh rape. Ok." -My thoughts
Dagontrex
Awe poor little du-! What! Forget the ham! Sorry. Rape bad. Short word long sentence.
Mayralejandraaaa
Hahaha seriously.
FancyFrance
http://m.imgur.com/iNSFH
jeffyspazzin
About right lol I was eatin at the time
abscae
My thoughts dead-stopped at that and brain had to reboot for a sec
MaybeIDontWantAUsername
I had to turn it off and on again. Who just throws that out like that?
mirdreams
Someone who had to live it I guess.
abscae
Yeah reading it again I realize that there's no other way of saying it if that's what your hamster helped you through
afx82
En skål för vår fallna broder. Må hans evighet i Valhall förgyllas av bottenlösa mjödtunnor och berg av solrosfrön. Skål!
Thesaya
Må det ske. Skål!
stealthgunner385
Now we need Joakim Brodén to sing that.
PackofWildDogs
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Voodoshit
I understand that, norway here
blurb
It looks almost word for word. Do Swedish and English share the same grammar? Would it be easier than I thought to learn Swedish?
BeardsBearsAndBrian
Google translate Swedish translation: A toast to our fallen brother. May his eternity in Valhalla, gilded by the bottomless barrels of (1/2)
Mavgurian
Looks like Google translates Swedish into English quite well.
BeardsBearsAndBrian
(2/2) mead and mountains of sunflower seeds. Bowl!
BeardsBearsAndBrian
(2/2) mead and mountains of sunflower seeds. Bowl!
Shitzamboni
"A toast to our fallen brother. May his eternity in Valhalla be gilded by bottomless barrels of mead and a mountain of sunflowerseeds >
Shitzamboni
Toast!" Sauce: Am swedetard.
Mavgurian
Do you still honor the old gods in the north?
Shitzamboni
There are still collectives of people that follow the Asatro up here and in Iceland, so it's still around luckily.