Stay Classy Part 43: I Will Be in Columbus Tomorrow

Apr 24, 2014 6:15 AM

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Part 42: http://imgur.com/gallery/iYJnx
Part 44: http://imgur.com/gallery/RojPp

Twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/JacobSpears2

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@Izzymandias, I actually used to do the same thing before I accepted my fate since the toilet paper would tear up.....

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Who needs confession bear when we have the glory of @Ruffcats ?

12 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

I always upvote class.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Did that mold actually break down styrofoam?! You could be on to something!!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure, honestly. Both the mold and the Styrofoam were black, and I kept it in the dark of my closet.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yes it is. unless you give consent

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wtf is swamp ass?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When your ass gets sweaty and it feels like a swamp down there.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohh okay that makes sense thanks. Just never heard that before =p

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really hope foxiloxi is untrue. That's a really serious problem if not...not a funny joke.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

I don't see anything that says foxiloxi

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Izzymandias me and my friends call that a buttcrack tampon

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Thank god I'm not alone :D

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We used to call it a "Manpon"

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I thought I was the only one.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

huh, I somehow thought that would work like a grass whistle

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also it cures monkey butt.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just googled swamp ass and monkey butt... I don't know what more to say but I had to tell someone.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@arumunus you okay bro

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'll manage. I've been making creepy doll heads lately, so that's going for me.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You seem like a nice person. I upvoted your stuff. Please continue being awesome :D +1 and feel free to message me if you ever want to talk.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh my gosh thank you! And heck yeah, Tom, I'm all about making humanoid friends. ♡

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last one is just so confusing...can someone explain it to me? I have no idea who Ruffcats is or wtf Tinychat is..

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wish i could answer your question. I will just upvote and hope someone else comes along and enlightens both of us!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ruffcats is the user who posts these confessions. Tinychat is a program like skype...not sure how it's awkward or "IT" is that she wants =/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'it' is the D. It is always the D.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@Izzymandias - I thought I was the only one....

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us... DOZENS!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's true. D:

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nooooooooo, you beat me to this reference. I was totally going to go and post it in the top-er-ish one. :<

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I imagine erectile distinction works a little like this http://imgur.com/CyaLywp?tags

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

@waterCoolerWalrus - I'm 38 years old and I have Erections of Distinction.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

@waterCoolerWalrus - I'm just curious, no jokes about the typo, but is it medical? Because, for reals, too much porn can cause that. (1)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's apparently a serious problem among mormon guys in their 20s cuz they're so sexually repressed that they watch tons of porn. (2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I feel like i'm the only female on imgur that doesn't know what ruffcats looks like :/

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sudden increase in google searches for erectile distintion

12 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 2

All I'm getting is dysfunction... not a single hit on distinction...

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Had to do it just to make sure I wasn't stupid

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

So does anyone have Callmedarlingdarling's tumbler sause? For science of course.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

@callmedarlingdarling you are sexy as fuck. Lets be friends.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sounds good to me!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Beautiful : )

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i too would like to help you as you help me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a pet plant named Steve.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DUDE!!! ME TOO!!! She was a little miniature palm and I taped a paper moustache to her.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else going to try and find @callmedarlingdarling tumblr??

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Swamp ass officially added to my lexicon

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

My nicknam throughout highschool was swamp-ass. It's a good word

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the tp is a manpone

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i was thinking that too. Think my husband told me about it once. Its a common term in his workcenter. I found it amusing and also gross. lol

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone please enlighten me. Cannot google it at work...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

toilet paper worn in one's underwear or between butt cheeks to maintain cleanliness. man + tampon = manpon

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaaah. I would say asspon might be better, considering a woman could use it too. But yeah, that's awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And here I call it "the squishies."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey @ruffcats wtf is lixelpixel talking about? That whole statement is confusing the hell out of me.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i'm sad that expand comments + a page search for 'lixelpixel' came up with only your comment. seriously guys, wut?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to know what it all means.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ohhh @lixelpixel <3

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know what it means. I TAKE THIS SECRET WITH ME TO THE GRAVE.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YOU'RE ONE OF US

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH GODDAMNIT KERRY YOU HIPPIE SCUM.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG I had a mold friend too! Mine was Drechslera mold and I called him "Drech". So cool to be justified in my behavior!

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

*hugs*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's two of us! I'd suggest a playdate, but apparently neither of us have ours anymore.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*hugs*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8D *squishes* ♡

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is the time to mention that I went to school with Ruffcats, and he has been pushing those t-shirts relentlessly on FB.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Apr 25, 2014 7:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Apparently.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does Erectile distinction mean you have a constant boner or something?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, Stay Classy, or as I like to call it "Time to Feel Normal"

12 years ago | Likes 1297 Dislikes 4

Sometimes I do when I read them and then I remember that I've done something far more awful once. Still makes me feel horrid when I remember

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's weird when I read these and start saying "Done that, haven't done that yet, eh, close enough on that one.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably just a smidge, Cap'n.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I take offense to that, haha!

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 6

Exhibitionism (where appropriate) is hardly abnormal. Pretty healthy, actually.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like in all things, we all have degrees of weird. You're not that far off, you just have a kink. Some of the OTHERS though...

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I understand. I just found the others quite strange compared to mine. But who am I to say what is weird and what isn't?

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

A person with their own independent subjective viewpoint?

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Link to your tumblr page Darling darling ?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

anyone: "you're weird" me: "NO! my *internet* friends are weird."

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Amen to that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely true.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Erectile Distinction? Does this mean you have a hard time telling if you have an erection or not?

12 years ago | Likes 994 Dislikes 10

I doubt it's a hard time.......

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something tells me he cannot have a hard time.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think it means he has a crazy penis birthmark that's shaped like jesus or something, very distinct...but only when he's erect.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You deserve more upvotes

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"WAS THAT A FUCKING PUN..."

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have visions of a 'Like A Sir' penis with a little monocle over the end.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

maybe it means he doesnt know what kind of erection it is

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or perhaps, he has received some small trophy and / or certificate in honor of his erectiles but is just really shy and humble....?

12 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 1

I just choked on my pizza because of a severe case of laughter.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Not sure if raging boner or floppy tube steak"

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Sometimes yes.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I dunno if you're a redditor but you should check out r/nofap. Seems to have helped a bunch of people with ED

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this and peggysue ever stop i might quit imgur

12 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 11

Nope, ur trapped here forever!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wadjet stopped...rip OG

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Wadjet actually picked it up around 7 and continued it forever.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh. Peggysue has like 2 good ones in like a 30 pic post usually

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 34

I respectfully disagree

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

remember when wadjet was wadjet? good times.

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

That was indeed a sad day

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never forget.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

prepare your inbox @callmedarlingdarling

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

I'm not prepared.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You are so not prepared. Good luck with all that dick.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

you have a great tumblr

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That is the best thing ever

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOVE THIS.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

As a straight female - really enjoying your tumblr, it's nice to see intelligent posts about sex, and, y'know, good science too

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

As a straight male - can I get that tumb1r. You know, for science.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I like posting my thoughts, but most people don't enjoy reading them. They just want pictures.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

haha I should imagine! Trust me, the thoughts are interesting too, keep it up.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks so much!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thoughts are much sexier.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oooo, I def agree.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I read your thoughts on dirty talk. As a straight guy, I frowned reading his response. Yours, BTW, are exquisite.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you sweetie. I like to think that I'm purty good at it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not gonna lie, I think this might help me with dirty talk with my gf. Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yay. Glad to be of service.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dirty talk is so awkward to me, I'll have to give it a look (when I'm not at work).

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the eating disorder one... :(

12 years ago | Likes 1139 Dislikes 11

Anon, if you read this, message me <3 I've been through that, including a similar feeling to that ^^ (I hope they leave so i can do this)

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Military wife- anon please know you have friends!!

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Major props to all the Imgurians here reaching out to Anon for support. This really is a good fucking board...

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Same... I recently went to treatment for the second time. There is hope! Anyone need a buddy just message me. You don't have to be alone.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or that I don't "want" to be skinny enough to relapse or whatever. EDs really suck :( (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Random mode - as a person in recovery, that was hard to read and it was very triggering. Made me feel like I should relapse too (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it hit my feels zone

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that one was just sad. If Anon is out there: Seek help. They CAN be treated. You CAN get by without it. My sister did.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the hell is he going if he knows this will happen?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

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12 years ago (deleted May 22, 2014 2:41 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Signing up for the military in the first place isn't?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Who says he knows?.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A high-functioning attentive husband should.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I hid it quite successfully from EVERYONE in my life for around 8-9 years. A sad fact is you can get really good at hiding it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you hide it if you know it's a problem that needs to be addressed?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

so true

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Totally! I have an ED since 3 years and have a long distance relationship. Perfect to maintain the disorder :( (He knows abut it though)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ED one gave me pause because I went 'ooh, I could do that!'. Must not, shall not, will not.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

<3 stay strong

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

<3 thank you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a fucking badass.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

<3

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes. but i guess since she relapses when her husband is away, he probably knows about it and she's in recovery.. still, this is so sad

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I know.... Anon, if you read this, please do at least tell someone else about the issue. They don't have to actively help, just so they know

12 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 0

It's terrible and awful. I know because I'm right there with anon. EDs are a horrible thing that I would never wish on anyone.

12 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

It's like you know it's bad and you know it doesn't actually look good but you still get happy whenever you lose weight

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It gets really bad for me when I'm stressed and things are out of control. Not only is it the world's worst way to lose weight, but (1)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a major form of making it seem like I'm in control of something, anything. But it's an ongoing struggle :( (2)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right here with you. 15 years and each day is still a new try at life

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

yep. same here. right now. i hate it.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hope you get better.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

@callmedarlingdarling I'll need proof. For science.

12 years ago | Likes 299 Dislikes 13

.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Hello, I am also a scientist...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

comment for masturbation.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

All this talk has me intrigued, but I'm too lazy to sign up for tumblr.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Commenting for future science.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Damn I looked you up and now I have to create a tumblr.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's one of my weird fetishes too but I'm also super paranoid and feel like anyone who might see them would recognize me.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's my fear too... but I'm just jumping out there and trying it.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

If I ever work up the nerve we can be anon-booby friends!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OOOOO I'M EXCITED.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a female who is PRETTY SURE she's straight, daaaamn. Do me.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm so not straight. Don't tempt me. ;)

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh my goodness. More pictures please :) I need something to do tonight! lol

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I posted a new one today. Enjoy sweetie.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your ass is amazing. I'm jealous. I need to do squats.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yeah, i need them too, i'd do anything for science

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Anything you say? *wink*

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oooo, now I'm intrigued...

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

you, i like you.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd have sex with you for science. Or for the normal reasons too.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Well, I do like your username. ;)

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Hint : username dot tumblr dot com (you're welcome)

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

LMAO.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Failure to provide proof will result in us dubbing you a liar.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

Never a liar!

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It has some very interesting pictures haha 10/10

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have to say that you being truthful just made my afternoon better.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My goal is for @razor10000 to comment and then it'll make my life.

12 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Well I'm not razor but I will tell you that you have very nice breasts.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you want him to upvote dat ass

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I would definitely upvote that ass. Now, off to science I go!! Thanks for the science equipment. :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Then look me up on Tumblr.

12 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 4

Boobs! :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Thanks for making my pending business trip all that more to look forward to.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to use tumblr :(

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just use the link and you can see it all. Nothing really to learn unless you want to make your own.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't find you :( link ? :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

oh. wow

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is a great way to increase your number of Tumblr viewers and have fun with your sexual preferences. Cool stuff, yo.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

op delivers

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Just how badly is your inbox getting violated?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not that bad really. Someone reminded me that it will get worse during LNI. I'm scared.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

you have nicer tits than my username

12 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Commenting for later

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ima straight female and just damn! But also kinda makes me want to do a fun naughty tumblr!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

DO IT. It's such much fun!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Would pictures in return be acceptable?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always appreciated.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

i just need to tell you that i jacked off on some of your pics for the past hour...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmmm...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you've got nice tits, but i need to see a face to get off properly. nice ass too though.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

I immediately assumed you used the same username, and went straight to your page. I didn't even finish scrolling down. Added to spank bank.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Glad to be of service.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, I am at work right now. So technically, you won't be of service until later. ;)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, well whatever works. LATER then.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sweet jesus you are fine.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That made me giggle.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, that was interesting.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

and now 50 new people are fapping to your tumblr! ...make that 51

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn! Your arse

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I came here, I went there, page didn't load :( Where do I send this FML story?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to say that your tumblr is quite enjoyable.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I searched callmedarlingdarling tho and you didn't show up :/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You have made my day. Perhaps my week.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TEHE.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Keep on shining, you well sculpted star.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know another girl who has a Tumble like this. I'm perfectly okay with this. :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could have your confidence! I can only anon... But I totally love that I'm not alone in being happy that guys jack off to me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are MANY of us. Don't be scurred. Embrace it. I mean, honestly, I'm still anon.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same user name?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Same username!

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

url? I can't find you!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

if the knowledge of fapping men makes you horny you will have a busy day, as well as a shitload of men on imgur

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've noticed that. I'm sitting in class and this is too much to handle right now, haha.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can't find you on tumblr.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Pffft, phone sex is easy, text sex is a pain (I read your TUMBLR)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have a very cute smile. I'm sad it's not in many of the pics. And a really nice butt. :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awh, thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can i get some of that blue stuff... I mean link

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMAO.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

lol. done and done.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sexy body and sexy mind? I NEED ONE OF YOU!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wish more people thought like you.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wish more women thought like YOU.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha, a lot do. They're just scared to admit it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Heavens... you are something to behold...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you! :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anytime. Enjoy knowing that I may or may not be touching myself to the thought of you...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, I will def be enjoying it. ;)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sorry about the 5 replies. I hit save and it obviously was but my computer/internet speed is so bad I had no idea it was actually saving.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I've been tempted to try the same, but I'm a guy. Not sure how well it would be received.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think a guy doing it would be pretty sexy!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep telling them all that!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DO IT! It's really fun. There are tons of guys on Tumblr that do it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

well, considering how it goes on gonewild for guys... rather not

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I just may. I'll give you a shout out if I do.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Send me your link when you do! :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw you naked.

12 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 2

Link? I cannot find her.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

See her comments.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I found it. Niceeeeeee

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

just google callmedarlingdarling tumblr. people suck at finding things.

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

Ah, good ol helpful imgur

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I tried that. I just couldn't find her. It's all good now. :P

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not to sound super creepy, but... you wouldn't by any chance live in Utah, would you? Because I would be so down.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately not, I'm in the southeast.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bummer. I've been known to talk dirty, though. I have been told I have some level of competence with it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh dear. I've frightened the poor girl away. :(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congrats on becoming Imgur' amateur poem star. I haven't seen the pics but I'll take other dudes words for it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i read a few of your... rants, and the guys you meet are just hilarious. your rant about guys not being able to talk dirty +1. i agree.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The guys I meet are ridiculous! I wanna teach them all how to properly dirty talk.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

haha well most (i cant say all since im a guy and i do know how to talk dirty) think its all about telling the girl how hard they are gonna

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fuck* which is okay.. but description and the foreplay is much better. instead of saying "im gonna pound you till you pass out"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, no one wants to pass out from some dick. But yes, after you told us it's hard once, we don't need to hear it again.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I always feel like an idiot trying to talk dirty haha

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you're hot :D

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I feel like this is your inbox:

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Eh, it's not that bad. Most people are being supa nice.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

So how does it feel knowing that the number of people masturbating to you has increased?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It feels ridiculously amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Cause they all are just looking at your tumblr.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

earlier, i was like:

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Haha, well did you get to see them finally?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

dat ass.. yes please

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/iOFLp

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

She dooo

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

nevar

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

OMG, you made me bust out laughing in class!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

how come i cant find it? am i tumblr illiterate?

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

just google callmedarlingdarling tumblr. people suck at finding things.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I couldnt find callmedarlingdarling on tumblr either lol

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

How are you that bad at Google?! :p

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Message me for the link.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am. Can you post a link?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

message me for the link.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can you send me that link ive googled it but it dosnt seem to happen for me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IDK?

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Oh wow

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy Hot Diggity Dog!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh, i got it. thank you. thank you oh, so very much!

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

can you pm me a link, i can't seem to be able to find it (i never use tumblr)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

right now, there are guys all over the place getting a wank and thinking of you...or saving for a later wank. how's that feel?

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

fair play, for saying. youve also got 68 new fellas haha

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OMG, I noticed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

haha, soo err, enjoying yourself?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay... I ended up seeing your tumblr and I saw how you "like your men"... I'm a fluffy bastard aka - fatty. Hello :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You've been spammed :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to but my bosses at work might frown on that

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ooooo, do it anyway. ;)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think I could get away with a quick tug too?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

bro I left the middle of my lecture to go wank it to those pics, they are legit

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA, yes.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hahaha good shit bro. The curiosity is killing me now. What is she blonde, brunette, or redhead?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know her booty was possessing me, I really like butts

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a brunette. Just so you know.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can't find it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/user/callmedarlingdarling she posted a link in one of her comments dont wanna risk getting banned :P

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

3 pics? not more?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are four and now that I know people are looking...

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

are you in fetishes, too? like voyeurism? i'd like to peek up your skirt.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell me more. I have so many fetishes.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're officially bookmarked.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I checked it out. You look great.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...you're gonna upload some more?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed I will.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like I shouldn't do this in the middle of my Stat class...

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Stats i s boring do it anyways

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Valid point, off to learn stuff and things.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh but you should... ;)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'm about to do the same thing. Whoops

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute...you just want me to look at you...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well DUH.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0