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Money Cat <3
May 5, 2016 7:20 PM
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MarquisDeLard
And if (when) in 3 days you're still poor. Come back and down vote this piece of shit post :-)
Hellstorm99
And we are now apparently FB.
99popcorn
Who the fuck upvotes this?
TheUsernameChecksOut
poor people
CaffeineManic
New Imgurian here. This post receives the honor of my very first, premeditated and deliberate downvote.
SuckItBlue
Yes, YEEEEEES, let the hate flow through you! Just wait until you realize how many reposts are on here.
togathrust
How the fuck does this shit have 10,000 points? Down fucking voted.
NihonJinLover
There are at least 10,000 people who believe this actually works.
SgtHatred33
http://imgur.com/mtRU30r
LavaAxe
That's about $18 bucks right there!
AlexDuos
I don't want the money. I want the cat.
senatuspopulusqueromani
Money can buy cat, but can cat buy money? Cat can money buy, boy? Buy that cat a can.
Jakejames0529
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PhonesRinginDude
I don't play lottery so I'm afraid the only way I will get rich is through some accident settlement.
Isanue
I played lottery you better work
Isanue
Update: i won 20 €.
Iaimtomisbehave
http://imgur.com/KZq25LN
Pattosaurus20xx
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cf-dafuq.gif
Jakejames0529
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AnonamooseUser
My money would come from inheritance... this is quite a conundrum
Rapiecage
use inehritance money to buy a machete, get richer
eromitlab
Seriously, fuck off with this shitpost shit.
BooBooKittyFudge
Yeah but then how much is the cat tax?
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
That is seriously the best question I've read about these dumb shit posts.
thatguyfromny
Yeah, but Money Cat's face is saying, "Are you really that stupid?"
sumothername
Why does this get upvoted?
Hornethappy
Imgurians are poor.
fulldepwell
no
thegr8rambino
Yas
LoTRFanatic42
No.
LavaAxe
Maybe.
thegr8rambino
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
MisterGunpowder
No, fuck off.
snailaway
I UPVOTED. :D
youdonegoofed
sense of humour, you need one.
MisterGunpowder
I like my humor the way it is, thank you very much. WITHOUT 'U.'
youdonegoofed
MisterGunpowder
I call it 'ethnicist.'
MLGsamantha
CptnJeanLucDickhard
Downvote money cat, cause fuck you that's why
TheCrazyHog
They should ban this image from imgur
iamnotastreetsign
But what if you are already rich?
CatPresident
Upvote moneycat. Get richer.
TheRealHMint
Downvote money cat. Rich is relative. Dont want all those other rich people lowering your richiness.
IsSnatchPaleo
Oh fuck off.
philliplovesall
You must find it really challenging to go right one post.
Devilinman
That doesn't count, you knew I was getting paid on the 8th
o11c
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cmfler
Lackofeffort.txt
AtlasUnbound
I get this reference
AskingTheRealQuestionsToTheInternet
It's both a blessing AND a curse...
Girtouh
JustinHudson
Yes.
heyyouwantatoothpick
How do these types of posts make it to the front page so often?
pancreas
people are too poor to not try it
Jakejames0529
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youdonegoofed
We upvote them just to annoy people like you.
artezzatrigger
Its not even these types. Its specifically this one. This is like the 4th time I've seen it on the front page. WHAT THE FUCK, IMGUR
VexingRaven
Trolls.
Splodgey
Imgur is apparently full of poor, superstitious fools
synnite
They contain 3 things the internet loves: Cat, Money, and the hope that you can get some of that money.
CaptainMaximum
I didn't know $2500 counted as rich
TechArtist
I consider that rich at least for me. If I had $2500 right now, some of my problems would cease to exist.
Sprinkleton
Motherfucker how many cats do you know with $2,500?
allibaster12
I counted $2,700, and that IS rich.
Nerdygasm
At 22 I adopted my brother and sister on top of having two kids of my own. $2500 would have meant a whole lot. 4 kids at 22, Money is nice!
DarkTowerRose
Maybe not super rich but who couldn't use an extra 2 grand?
DotSlashNatalie
Depends - is that before or after taxes? And will that push me over the tax bracket???
Yadder75
In my country you very rich)) it's 63 000 hrivna
OhMeowsers
Rich is relative. Give a 10 year old 100 bucks and he'll feel rich.
DotSlashNatalie
Give 100 to someone working 2-3 jobs and they can afford groceries for the week and feel like a king.
ohmygodtheysaidnewzealand
Then you've never been poor
CaptainMaximum
Of course I have! But not in spirit.
LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEEE
God damn. Get the hell out of here with this shit.
AftermathZen
I don't know how about you... But I want to be rich
ReitnesTenought
Imgur these days in a nutshell: "random woman making FP for no reason, upvote whoring, WATCH THESE TEN MOVIES LOLOLOL" repeated ad nauseum
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Imgur is actually getting to the point where I don't enjoy it anymore
Icecreaman
I'm enjoying it less and less because of the lack of mobile filters to keep stupid political bullshit and ceras out.
NamesAreStupid
Get out of here with your name
radarcontact
Your username is top kek.
herewegoat
This is how I know that most of Imgur is a bunch of poor, stupid people.
LoTRFanatic42
This is like the 4th time in 2 months this identical post has made the front page. Where's @RepostStatistics when you need him?
ShrugLove
Afk
daddychan
It's a bot
ShrugLove
You're a bot
StrategicallyPlacedFUCK
FFS, to user sub I go.
snailaway
Why? I like these posts and will upvote every single one due to your comment.
Refmylife
Seriously! Totally normal to have a strong opinion about this.
Spartachilles
I'm gonna be honest, I only upvote these because I know it pisses someone off :P
hadoeken
Right? this isn't Facebook. I fucking downvoted
YodasLeftEar
haha. more moneyz to me, loser!
snailaway
I upvoted it. :) Problem?
greyfoxhound1
I reported it as spam
hadoeken
You superstitious tools get your money yet? Oh, that's right, you have 2 more days left.
Elphienis
You could always just go to the next post. I for one want my money
NotTodayNotYesterday
Over 2,000 people do, too. More will, too. No point in whining like a child.
Vesarret
Then don't upvote a post and go make money.
Tintinjokes
Pack mentality is real.
ElTigreChang
This website is retarded
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GoracTheGrey
I think 2-3 years ago was the sweet spot.
Refmylife
Then leave.
Blockronic
Thanks for proving his point ^^
ElTigreChang
I just realized I made this exact comment twice in a row on two unrelated posts. And it's completely relevant & accurate on both. GJ, imgur!
trujello2013
Really starting to get that way. Constant reposts with dumb shit in between
jimmydorry
This website is retarded
jimmydorry
Looks like today, you are the dumb shit stuck in between two re-posts.
trujello2013
Yea what's new! Lol
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
http://imgur.com/bxLjEOh
thegr8rambino
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THIS IS ME LOL
decamping
Exactly why I don't drive but have played the lottery once...
Craftylefty47
A lot of that money goes to funding education. If only people took advantage of that...
Xiseria
The poster didn't - unless it was a statistics course to teach them how to mangle stats, in which case good on them.
jugend
In Norway there's a 1 in ~8 million chance of winning the lottery, with a population of 5 millions. There are more people getting killed 1-
jugend
by drunk drivers than lottery winners, hence there is a bigger chance of getting killed on the way to buy the ticket than winning on it!
LavaAxe
Lottery is semi-pure randomness, being killed by a drunk driver is not randomness. They are not comparable.
danzafan37
But, but, those are completely different denominators. One is 25% of specific accidents; what % of people get into accidents? Need more data
cerberus9981
Buy lottery ticket at the gas station instead of condoms right?
badgergun7
That person just ignores statistics...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Well there's a difference between texting while driving and taking your eyes off the road than spending five bucks on a lottery ticket.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
You know I'm not saying that you should text and drive, I'm saying they're completely different things.
SmileLikeYouJustFarted
good observation sherlock!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
What I'm saying is that it's more fucking reasonable to play a lottery than to go and bloody text on a road like a moron.
clonetrooper250
Indeed. I've often heard that the lottery is a tax on stupid people. I'm inclined to agree.
r000t
Everybody has lottery dreams, it makes sense to put in 10 a month to leave the possibility open. Relying on it or sinking any more is stupid
jazzchameleon
It's really more of a poor tax, because rich people don't play the lottery, they play the stock market.
Frelock
I somewhat disagree. Sure, the super-rich might not, but I work in an upper-middle-class office, and there's still a pool when it gets big
SuperPickle17
What's the worst that can happen? oh...the great depression....right.
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clonetrooper250
Well, that changes things, then.
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SaltTastesOk
they donate money to schools but it doesn't increase the funding for schools. the school boards just use that income to justify cuts
LavaAxe
People always say this, why not do it directly? Because it's a load of work to find out how to do it. Instead, just buy a ticket and done.
avorius
In the UK the lottery funds alot of community projects and buildings so itd not that bad
clonetrooper250
I can totally get on board with the idea in that case.
LavaAxe
Same in Finland. I sometimes play just for the thrill of having that fantasy about that money for a little while. And it helps someone.
Frelock
I've heard that, but I prefer this version: it's a tax on forlorn hope. Few honestly expect to win. They play, because they want to dream.
ninjagaidensigma
When you're stuck in poverty it is your only realistic way out. Nothing stupid about upping your chance to get rich from 0% to 0.00001%
SuperPickle17
if people have more sense and put the money in a savings...they'll literally make more from the interest :v
ninjagaidensigma
I get what you're saying, but you have to realize that 1 the interest is minimal and 2 that won't give them any hope. 1/2
ninjagaidensigma
The jackpot will be almost impossible to get, but the smaller prices are welcome too and more attainable. 2/2
SuperPickle17
Once they save enough up to be worthwhile in investing... The 1% survives on people not knowing how to manage money.
DM2323
the off chance that I'm the stupid person that wins + the thrill of imagination of winning is totally worth less $ than a coffee.
joshsplosion
That's my feel. I spend $10-$20 on absolute bullshit, the entertainment of the any possibility that I'll win is #wurf every now and then
clonetrooper250
Fair enough, man. You do you.
whenimgurlimitsyourusernameto63charactersandyouhavetopausemidse
Too late, beat him to it
DarthFutuza
Wouldn't it be more thrilling to fund a kickstarter? I mean the chances of the devs coming through is a lot higher then the lottery.
LavaAxe
Yeah but devs coming through on the next hentai rape simulator is not exactly comparable to winning 40 million $ now is it?
DarthFutuza
*ahem* https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/
Lilshadow48
I mean you say that...
thelimegreenman
Don't worry, guys. I favourited immunity cat.
Pootisborn
Does that mean I won't get rich now?
thelimegreenman
(1/2) Considering the fact that the original post had zero ability to make you rich and immunity cat has infinite ability
thelimegreenman
(2/2) to turn these posts around, I would say that you will now get infinite moneys.
WinterWarrior420
I like the way you think +1
wave2453
Omg I love this cat.
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Thanks immunity cat
QwertyMcGiblets
doing the lord's work
ninjagaidensigma
Immunity cat abides.
candar
ah shit does immunity cat protect me from things I want to happen?
Grayle27
And now you're just milking this for upvotes as well.
thelimegreenman
You know what? You're kind of right, but isn't any post that references a .gif or other picture the same?
HellaNasty
.
SupremeLordKamiGuru
Immunity you say?
AdorableTinyKitties
Thanks fam
Immortals4Centuries
Thank you immunity cat!!!
WinterWarrior420
Thank you immunity cat
LavaAxe
Favorited so I'm safe.
guilhermedidi
What if Immunity Cat turns against me
thegr8rambino
Omg thank u!!! I love immunity cat!
BeRad117
Guess I won't be making that money now. Thanks...
Cthulaid
Gee! Thanks immunity cat!
turdferguson2
Praise be unto him
FernandoCommando
And to him alone
LonelinessAndDespair
None of these faggots even Praise the Sun.