Sean Bean be all like "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!"

Sep 17, 2015 9:59 AM

Jimb0nes

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Game of Thrones

Beheaded

Caravaggio

Slit throat

(First time he died)

The Hitcher

Shot in the head

Henry the VIII

Strung up

Golden Eye

Fell to his death

Black Death

Pulled apart

Don't say a word

Buried alive

Equalibrium

Shot in the head...again

Patriot games

Impaled

Fellow ship of the ring

Arrows to the chest

You forgot to add his other piece, betraying his friends. LOTR, Goldeneye, GoT, National Treasure, Equilibrium, Patriot Games... and so on

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"for England, James?" .. "no, for me". Badass.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about "The Island"?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's one of my favoritessss

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One does not simply over-act a death scene when you've had this much practice.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sean Bean always dies as punishment for his name not rhyming when it should.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

It rhymes perfectly: Sean Bean.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Sean Bawn, or Seen Bean?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His is gold! To the FP!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Movie idea, cast Sean bean in a thriller with lots of close shaves. Rollercoaster thriller right there

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seen Been deef seens

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One does not simply cast Sean bean and let the character live

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Troy!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Silent Hill.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That movie was a lot of things, but not simple

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like National Treasure messed up then

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He went to prison. I'm sure he got stabbed eventually.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He also died in Silent Hill 2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He survived that?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fellow ship of the ring.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

in "The Field" he got stampeded by cows

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Trampled*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

damn I forgot that one. funniest death ever

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

He recently did Julius Caesar. Haven't seen it yet but maybe he survives?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funny thing was in the original play the character he played didn't die, they changed the script so he would die.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What kind of ship is it? It's a Fellow ship!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's cast in the Martian as well. But I can't think of who he'll be playing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mitch Hendersen, the Ares 3 flight director. Obviously he will survive. I hope...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I couldn't think of who just cause no one dies. I'm so hyped for that movie

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's this movie century's martyr.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give home some credit, he fought in the Napoleonic war and came through that pretty OK.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He likes roles where he dies because in all the Sharpe movies (~15), he always used to escape so many deaths

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

+1 for Sharpe reference

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like movie karma?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised this didn't die in user-sub

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

ISeeWhatYouDidThere.gif

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hey spoilers cool.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2014/08/sean-bean-death-funny-pictures-384676.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 269 Dislikes 1

"Dude, again? Like second time this week."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What does Sean Bean say to the God of Death? Not again."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i laughed so hard this meme i farted

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really hope he survived, I'd scream like a little girl if he came back on the screen in the new season.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping he was a faceless man. I mean, we didn't see him die, so.....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1. I like to think he escaped and the guard boss he fought just kept it a secret out of shame.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bravo +1

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I think you mean, Braavos* +1

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I am glad you commented that. It was exactly what I was thinking

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Equilibrium

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

such a fun movie

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FYI, in Black Death, that's called Drawn and Quartered.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Drawn and Quartered is something else that is slower and worse (Google it). I don't recall the term for this though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pulled apart = quartered

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it was drawn and quartered

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Drawn referred to being tied to a horse and dragged to the gallows

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He lives in National Treasure

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He ends up in jail, so we can assume his butthole doesn't live.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He also survives to the end of Troy, IIRC.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then again, IIRC he also plays Odysseus in that film, so one could argue he dies offscreen 10 years later. Regardless, he survives that film

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still hasn't died once in the 16 movies of the Sharpe series.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Pfff. But he PRACTICALLY dies in every. damned. episode. It feels like sometimes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Greetings fellow Sharpe fan.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You forgot The Island.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

And Flightplan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And many, many other films. This is in no way a comprehensive list.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was actually really impressed by this movie despite it being a Michael Bay product

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I really liked it. Had to order it from amazon UK to get it on bluray. Supposedly Scarlett Johansson wanted to be nude during the sex scene.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes she did. But Michael said it would be too inappropriate. And thus he started his descent into being a horrible director

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He was once a serious candidate for playing the Doctor in Doctor Who. He could have died again.

10 years ago | Likes 379 Dislikes 1

I'd take him over the current guy.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Never knew I wanted this! Proper Yorkshire Doctor

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people are content with simply being the Mister in MisterWho.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would watch the fuck out of that, and I already watch the fuck out of Doctor Who.

10 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

he's the opposite of Jack Harkness because at least jack always comes back

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I dunno once 11 took over he was never heard from again, so you're technically wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Watch Torch Wood. That's why he was never heard from again. Although, just warning you, Miracle Day is kinda terrible.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have. Gwen is great but a indecisive woman, and I was hesitant to continue when poor Ianto died. :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Noooooooooooo, Ianto! I forgot that he died. Now I am sad again. :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean back to life. I know he wasn't on the show after that

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He could still do it.. Why not?

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Super Kami Guru allows this.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just meant he was a candidate 20 years ago. He could still do it if he wanted, sure.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think he's a better candidate now, anyways. Beardy Bean over Shaven-clean Bean.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bearded Doctor is a tough sell, sadly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't fall to his death in GE. He survived momentarily, only to be crushed by a huge satellite cradle. For gravity cannot kill Sean Bean

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

GRAVITY TRIED TO KILL THE METAL

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the satellite cradle fell on him and killed him, then gravity was responsible, strictly speaking.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The gif above shows exactly what you just described.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how the hell could he possibly have survived that fall onto concrete?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is known.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is known.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've only seen Goldeneye 5 times but I played Cradle 100+ times and always remember his last line, "For England James?"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, then he screamed as the flaming satellite wreckage fell on him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in the game. Great game.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"For me."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No... For me." RELEASE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

arggg I was wrong

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey close enough, you just missed the pivotal response pause. I won't let you go negative. I meant, I'll try

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad the title isn't "this will probably die in the user sub"

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Sean Beaned died for @op's sins.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don't let Sean Bean die in user sub" would have been a great title imo.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

;) good post just not simply die in the user sub!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this gif from?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0