Deep sea finds make me glad I have no reason to go there

Dec 20, 2016 6:42 PM

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This fisherman documented some of his crazy catches, check them out, they're very creepy!

My brother showed me this...no idea if it's a weird creature, organ or what...

PsBattle: Smiling deepsea fish

That ray looking thing is just happy to be included.

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Now show us the freakishly huge balls on the guy who's bare handing the water nightmares

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Just remember: all those creature's parents found love looking like that to make them. This means that they're still better than you.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Keep in mind guys, this is what we'll be eating when we run out of regular fish.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

The Chinese are probably eating them now, and considering them to be delicacies.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Put your dick in it...

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Scrolled all the way down looking for this comment.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Everything is a dildo when you are brave enough

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

thank you, your comment was not lost. I appreciate it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I feel bad for them:/

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Better them than us. Imagine if the smarter ones hiding somewhere in the dark built a machine to drag us down there.

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OTHER PEOPLE AFTER A BREAK UP " DON'T WORRY THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA" BUT HOW MANY OF THEM ARE LIKE THIS?

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You deserve top comment

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are the weird people you see at walmart

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

one of them looks like they might do alright with the ladies...

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The best thing about frilled sharks is their existence means prototype sharks were already so well designed that one version is still around

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Most of the stuff on here is at a depth you couldn't possibly survive at. You're good.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#17 Banana for scale.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Sea scale

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plumbus for scale

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 looks kinda awesome

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Fuck naw those eyes came straight from hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You'll see a pokemon version of it in Generation 8: Ketchup/Mustard.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I can't wait for Mega Scrafty!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forget [this game's legendary pokemon], I'm sure Mega Scrafty will be able to destroy all [love]. Punch it!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look like straight out of a monster hunter or some of that. (I think that one is a kind of a shark)

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It looks as if it was ready to walk onto land and settle there.

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I believe it's called a ratfish.

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is...is it possible to burn the ocean??

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Blow up an oil rig

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've tried nuking it before. That just gave us Godzilla.

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Photos taken by a russian sailor Roman Fedortsov. You can find more on twitter: "@rfedortsov".

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._.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. @op couldn't even bother to source it

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

.

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Thanks!

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GRABOID! That's what we'll call them...GRABOIDS!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I've been saying "motherhumper" for years. Nobody has yet to get the reference.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Yea, well there's still two 'motherhumpers' left."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus, Walter!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DH, FTW.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

looks like a wolffish, common to catch in Norway. Not so deep sea, but no reason to touch its mouth. Biters.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

and the spider is a very common sea spider (pycnogonid) NOT related to spiders at all (closer to horseshoe crabs).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that one is just a baby.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Here in Seattle they are local favorites of the scuba divers- you can hand feed them!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They're so fucking mean, they'll chew their own tails off to try escaping a net. Also absolutely delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks kinda wolfish.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

look like frogfish. Definitely not a deep sea species. I could free dive 15 feet and tickle them.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those are kinda cool looking

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I figured the eyes were the first clue.

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Looks like 1 or 2 have exploded, just like we would if we were suddenly pulled up from our comfy environment to 34,500 meters (~100,000 ft).

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Why the aliens like to probe us.

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They aren't doing it to us. We're just handy probe-cleaners to then. Like the ball-cleaning things on a golf course.

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Looks like #6, #8/#9, and #14 suffered catastrophic pressure change. Pretty sure #6 was a viperfish, #8 is an abyssal rattail. #14, no idea.

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I wonder how they kept them from exploding when they brought them out of the crushing pressure.

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Well the eyes were the first to go on a lot of them it seems.

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They replaced that pressure with the unrealistic fish beauty standards of species closer to the surface

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I did wonder if there was a size difference between up here and down there.

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Yeah, for the most part, that kind of environment doesn't support larger organisms.

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It's just cold! I swear!

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Samsies.I'm thinking that they weren't this ugly until they emerged

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Looks like a couple of them are bloated from the pressure difference. I wondered as well. But some of them are not from the deep at all.

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Ostheichthyes have a swim bladder which they fill/empty with air to adjust buoyancy and pressure

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Osteichtyhes meaning "bony fish". Their counterparts, chondrichthyes ("cartilaginous fish" - sharks, skates, rays) produce squalene as a 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Buoyancy control, the same natural lubricant produced by the female vagina. 2/2

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These specimens may have been subjected to some sort of plasticization or embalming.

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Some have now swim bladder to burst.

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So? They're dead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well they are water breathers.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When humans descend to depth do they look substantially different? No? Same here.

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They would without a pressure suit. They would look very small.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are mostly water. Incompressible. That is all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that I'm upset those creatures were taken from their habitat?

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First thing I thought, Conservation ! These could literally be the last of their kind and now they're not. Well here's hoping.

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And suffocation probably is not the easiest way to go too :( (or pressure change)

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Most definitely pressure change. Look at the eyes of #8 - #9. Poor thing...

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I mean... not if you're concerned their loved ones might come after us for revenge.

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Look, as long as there isn't some sort of zombie disease that infects Macrouridae, I'm ok

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope..they look like collateral damage due to industrial fishing

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That pressure change was probably brutal :/ like humans in space with no suit

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Actually the pressure thing isn't an issue, since they are mostly water and are constantly equalised- no lungs to pop.

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They still get broken capillaries and widespread tissue damage from the expanding gasses in their bloodstream. Shitty way to go.

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I never considered that. Good point.

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Actually it is, you take them out of the deeps and the depressurization kills them

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More nope than Australia.

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fleshlight's really getting creative

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I like to imagine the waters surrounding Australia are filled with these

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Almost, the pictures are Russian.

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I almost said "needs more vodka", then I realized all of these creatures probably swim and breed in straight liquor instead of water.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course, that's why they look like that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They probably are.

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It wouldn't be a far stretch.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Isn't the deepest point (we know of) of the ocean close to australia

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It's the Mariana Trench, which is south of Japan.

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Wow i just got excited that my country wasn't as nope as i thought, but nope.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

To be fair, it's between Australia and Japan. So it's equally Japan's fault. They took your horrors and ran with them.

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People will probably not agree with me, but i find these to be really neat.

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I agree. These animals look ancient.

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The only acceptable one was the sting ray.

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Stingrays are so doofy, how can you not love them?

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I agree! But neat and horrifying are not mutually exclusive.

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Yeah. That life grew at the bottom of the ocean. All of those animals having the weight/pressure of the ocean on them like that is neat..

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They are, but I'm still glad there's about a zillion tons of pressure between them and me!

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Theyre neat but I never wanna see one near me irl

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I do too, marine biology is really strange and cool!

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Yup, and what

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The airplane with the green eyes is pretty cool.

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Loved that one the most.

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I agree with you!

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Looks like i was wrong actually.

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They're neat, yes. But can they stay over there? Away from me?

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Aquatic Banano

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That sums it up.

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Pretty sure that's a "mimic octopus" and it looks like it's mimicking walking. "Don't mind me, just a fellow walker, walking away!"

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Holly no! 0.0

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banana for scale?

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That's fried shrimp

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Return them to their homes, lest you offend the old ones

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*the dark ones

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Touch up your "me" knowledge.

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It was a Futurama joke that I don't think anyone got.....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly

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That's what happened at Hackdirt

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Someone say old one?

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You're god damn right,

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Bit late for that, pretty sure they're all dead.

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I think you mean the deep ones.

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Nope. Old ones. That's where they dream eternally.

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Yeah. But I don't think they care as much about the fish.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-sea_gigantism This is something that could make sense.

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you mean the deep ones right? Cant realy upset sleeping gods by removing their pests... or pets?

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so you wouldnt be pissed if someone broke into your home and stole your cat?

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If I was sleeping for millenia, or said cat constantly denies my sleep by being annoying.. well my revenge could wait after I got them Z's

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Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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science!!

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Exactly!!!

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.

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v

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So hello me!

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We all know what I meant... lol

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Or Akylios. His Abyssals will turn us into fish

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All these other names of mythos make me wish there was an entire post on the subject. I find it all so fascinating!!

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lol. Akylios is just the ocean dragon from Rift :P

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Lol well it sounds pretty awesome

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Seeing this makes me want to throw more plastic in the ocean.

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Do you even pay attention to the food you eat? Ever looked real close at a crab? No, you just care how they taste, I bet :P

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We'd just be killing the normal ones at shallower depths; making it easier for the weird scary ones to rise and take over.

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I will end you

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This is me laughing btw

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That'll just make them weirder

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impossible -

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Nightmarish*

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Made me laugh -upvote

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Majority of consumer plastics wouldn't reach these guys. You're killing Crush, Scuttle, and Flipper.

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NOOOOOO!!!! D:

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Sounds like a trio of rebellious teen turtles with greaser hair cuts and leather jackets. I don't want to hurt them, I'll never litter again

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Disney & MGM were never so hardcore.

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well put lead sinkers on em. thatll teach em

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Then they'll come out and rebel! Haven't you seen the movies?

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So what you're saying is we need enough plastic to reach the bottom.

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polyolefins (shopping bags, shampoo bottles, chip bags) float.

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Dildos

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Bringing out the big guns.

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seriously, dafuq nature?!

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nature go home, you're high

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Going from their native pressure to 1atm is the equivalent of humans being dumped into a vacuum.

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Actually I think it is more severe. They are under hundreds of atms of pressure, whereas we are under only 1. So they literally melt

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Humans kinda shrivel as the air is pulled out of them

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Aliens, the movie, episodes 1 to 19

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I've seen monkeys with sky blue balls. It was weird.

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crazy how mature do dat

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Theres at least 5 nopes in nature.

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Some of these look worse then normal because of the lack of pressure on their body is making them melt

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I was wondering why some of them looked ill, but I assumed they were just that odd.

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the blob fish looks like a normal fish under high pressure

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nature made you too...

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Well that goes double for him then.

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Pucker up, buttercup

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Again, seriously, dafuq nature?!

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911, I'd like to report a murder

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i read that as "911 i'd like to repeat a murder"

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I'm pretty sure that's what it says.

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They get worse. These are just the ones we know about.

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I mean, how do you know it gets worse? Maybe these are the worst? lol

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Holy f. those photos were terrifying. but I agree, Im sure even more exists.I think, somewhre out there is literally anything we can imagine

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When sea monsters are to ashamed of their horribleness to let themselves be seen ...

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* better

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Ya cthulu or somethimg equally terrifying may be down there

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Yes. These are the pretty ones.

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Big, big, big, big water...

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I mean, how do you know it gets worse? Maybe these are the worst? lol

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Upvote 4000

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If we don't know about the others, how do we know they're worse?

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Yeah just think of the giants that balance out the ecosystem down there

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Any deeper and qe might find kaiju

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Then how do you know they get worse?

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This is real life. Everything gets worse.

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None of these are dead enough for my liking.

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Never know what kind of deep-sea fangly fish are down there

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I'm terrified of the ocean but fuck am I curious. Really want to see what kind of craziness is lurking down there...from my bed of course

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So you're saying to want to sleep with the fishes?

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Not gunna be much sleeping ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like an arms race in creepiness.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

What about godzilla?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Please... Hydra, Dagon, Cthuluhu... None of them have shit on Nyarlathotep and/or Azathoth.

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Source?

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https://myanimelist.net/an">ruko-san">https://myanimelist.net/anime/11785/Haiyore_Nyaruko-san http://i.giphy.com/5gazwHo6iugMM.gif

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Wow I didn't know I needed this in my life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks ridiculous. I'm going to tentatively thank you for this now. I will neglect to rescind or confirm that thanks later.

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And why do they all have big teeth?Like...is there something worse down there that implies to defence themselves from a monstruous creature?

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There is a hole in the bottom of the sea. And out of it emerge creatures directly from the mind of HR Giger.

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Most of them probably taste good with a little oyster sauce

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Leave it to the Japanese, they'll find a way to eat 'em.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's always a bigger fish

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tbh that just excites me want more! I'm an engineer but I think this inspired me a bit. Maybe I've been reading too much lovecraft.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me telling my mom about stories from studying abroad.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: For Aquaman to dwell at the bottom of the sea, his skeletal structure and muscle mass would have to be squishy.

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Hey, that is a fun fact. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I like your moxie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a hole in the bottom of the sea. And out of it emerge creatures directly from the mind of HR Giger.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My home is right next to the marianas trench, idk how many resaearchers come through our island a month

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Hey, I lived in Saipan for a year!

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Aye!! Yea my family owns alot of business in saipan, born and raised baby!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small world, I flew for Star.

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Atleast 3

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Well you're not wrong

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It's going to be cool if we ever get the technology to go even further down. Just seeing whats down there Have no idea. And that's awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We've already been all the way down. His name is James, James Cameron The bravest pioneer. No budget too steep no sea to deep

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no peep too beep

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Now I wonder, if we did wouldn't we be able to get to China through the ocean as everyone knows, dig in a sandbox get to China as a child.

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In case you were not trolling, yes, the ocean is deep as fuck, but this depth is negligible when compared with earth's diameter.

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So no, not possible at all.

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Going a bit deeper(pun intended),The highest point on earth Is 8,85km below sea level. The lowest point is 11km below sea level. (1/?)

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8,85km ABOVE, sorry, I fucked up lol

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I see a plumbus

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Don't we only know a grand total of 5% about the ocean?

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Less than 5%.

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I think it depends on how you define "know." We've mapped nearly all of it, but visited very little.

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"Mapped" is a strong word. There are better quality maps of bodies in our solar system than maps we have of the ocean floor.

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We know there's a surface

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Tree fiddy percent

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You want real fear, I'm pretty sure my ex is down there, just waiting.....

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Pretty certain #6 is my ex...

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I can't tell where its head starts or stops or even what anything there is. Jesus...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

it was more like being milked, i expressed no free will..

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you dumped her in the ocean ?

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The less you know the better.

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its ok, no one will ever believe me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I have that song in my head, thanks.

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Scientist predict there's only 15 species we don't know about

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Still one of them could be cthulhu ..

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I think it's down to 10 now. We found 5 more of the species we didn't know about. So there is only 10 left that we haven't found.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ah, my bad. 10 it is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that you Ken?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Lol, no this is just a tribute

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tribute to the Terrible Troll.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Terrible? Ken M is a fucking legend.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No man I don't know if that's a typo but there's far more than 15.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry, as someone corrected me, there's only 10 now

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Nah definitely 15, theres a list.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeap, and these were defiantly not on that list

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How can there be a list of things we don't know about?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Exactly

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Yeah, keep disturbing the ocean depths and see what happens.

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Play stupid games win stupid prized

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Master

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Ia! Ia!

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YES! up you go

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#Cthulhu

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Dude I fucking hope

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Is this from a movie? If so, which one?

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No it's Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's mythos.

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I always wondered what the wings are for

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So he can swim lol

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He came from space so maybe his original planet had lighter gravity

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Wing things

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they're for flying, you walnut

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I kinda thought that's what they might have been for just wanted to confirm

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Perhaps these are in fact just fins for swimming.

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That makes more sense than them being used to fly with

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Actually it does not make more sense. Since Cthulhu's wings are not built for swimming with, they have a way to fragile build.

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Exactly. The deep ocean is the most unexplored place on earth. There could be all sorts of crazies hanging out down there.

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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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This is the reason we know Cthulhu isn't down there. Would you want to sleep with those under your bed? Fuck that noise. It's why he moved.

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You know, water is basically just, like, "liquid space" with some molecules in the way. Sea creatures are basically real xenomorphs.

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Think you can spare tree fiddy?

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They're not much to look at, but actually, they're great conversationalists.

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Soo.. all my exes are there you say?

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Yes. I SEENT 'em.

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Either there or in Texas.

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All my exes have infections

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Its like the planet's usersub

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That's... That's an amazing way of thinking about it.

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If that's the case I wonder what Earth's "Edward Macaroni Fork" fish is?

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Question: is there a camera that can reach the bottom of the ocean?

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How bout this. Aliens aren't above us, they are below us

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Looks like someone is on his high horse..

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If by high you mean drugs and by horse you mean heroin.

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Or a creature worth about tree fiddy.

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Like...*gasp* SPONGBOB

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Sponge Bob square pants!

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I CANT HEAR YOU!

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.

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Yeah but this isn't exactly your average everyday darkness, this is... *dunn dunn* ADVANCED darkness...

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We have yet to explore Bikini Bottom.

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Ooooooooooooo

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And Aquaman *shudders*

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There goes my sleep!

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My bedroom is the most unexplored place on the earth. :(

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We can change that ;-)

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It isn't just the most explored place on earth we probably know more about mars than we do or own oceans

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I seriously doubt that.

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We know more about the moon than the ocean. Granted, there's not a great deal to know about the moon comparatively.

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I may be wrong.. but wasnt it that we know more about the surface of the moon than the ocean?

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It's also much harder to explore the deep ocean than it is to explore space. Weird, I know, but true.

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Not true. :)

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I've never understood that. We haven't even explored 1% of 1% of space, and thats just in our solar system. We know way more about the ocean

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Going to space you have to worry mostly about a 1atm pressure differential. Going deep under the ocean we have 1000atm differeence

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Also pressure is a major obstacle, that isn't as big a deal in space. Just needa worry about oxygen mostly.

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Well for one it's a lot easier to see what is out in space. We don't have to go to the places we see in order to learn about them.

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hence why we specifically know more about the Moon, not space in general.

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the most unexplored place in the galaxy to be exact

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What about like... most of the galaxy? We haven't visited very much of the surface of Venus, for example.

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about the sea floor.

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That doesn't mean we don't know anything about it. We can see the surface of Venus and learn from it from distance. The same can't be said

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Isn't the surface of Venus actually very hard to observe because it's covered with thick clouds?

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Very true

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Why haven't we explored it more? There may be undiscovered minerals down there... Is there a NASA for marine exploration?

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The crushing pressure makes it hard to operate anything underwater without it breaking after a bit

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Ah okay! Makes sense. But if we managed to place humans in space, I guess overcoming water pressure isn't impossible. Not profitable?

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In space we just need shielding to keep out radiation, but underwater the craft needs to be able to handle immense pressure from all sides

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Underwater exploration would be profitable with mining and sub-cities, but again, hundreds of lbs of pressure make it hard

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James Cameron

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Reminds me of entourage when Vince played aquaman and James Cameron was directing it.

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Yeah, sad but true we kind of need that guy haha

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The bravest pioneer

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No budget too steep, no sea too deep

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