iwishihadanamazingusername
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Mar 10, 2017 4:20 AM
iwishihadanamazingusername
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MERGATROYDER
I expect shit like this from Washingtonians.
FloppyBaconOfficial
Welp, time to move.
Esdog
Can confirm, pastafarian is world wide, domination is key
futureman3000
You can tell he's an asshole by the way that he is.
GoodGameYoungLad
Umm...pasteus vult?
LooseLeafTea
What a fucking Washingtonian thing to do
MCGrannyHands
I mean I wont even put bumper stickers on my car BC I'm too afraid cops will profile me...So can't imagine having to show them this
rabidsmurf
Looks like Gilligan, the sainted, one of the gods of the minnow which became lost so we would not.
noprobllama
Lol he's gonna have this until he's 27
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Got in a fight over who's god is real. He won.
rektober
Hello from Bothell
trippintherift
He's an organ donor too. What a nice guy. Clearly blessed by the noodly appendage.
MrBelvedere
*noodle donor
crosara
This is as old as the internet
iwishihadanamazingusername
Woo-hoo! Most Viral! Idk how to edit on the app but thank you all! I ask for stuff now, right?Send awesome & interesting articles/pictures!
MaurogDark
Actually, the official Pastafarian headgear is a pirate hat, part of full pirate regalia we should wear. Colanders are a manmade tradition.
octo2195
R'men
222Infantree
@op, are you going to post a new one in June of next year? Just over 6 months from now
BigAZNMan
Requiescat in pace
ireallyshouldbeworkingrightnow
Victory.
TroelsyTwo
Ramen!
CplCarrot
May Parmesan be upon Him!
dnalerb
Someone punched you in the eye? I can't imagine why.
WeHaveHeardTheChimesAtMidnight
I am exited for the Nike Edition.
whothehellareyouanyway
In nomine Pasta, et Fusilli, et Spaghetti Sancti. R'Amen.
reverendleonard
+1
TheGarbageCollector
Worship the only true God that boiled for your sins
ZombieJonSnow
Clever girl....
BrosBeforeDINOS
ScrawnyAssling
I'm sorry, this religion sounds great but I worship gamblor, provider of the bacon bits during that day there was no food in the house
MrBelvedere
May the joy of the Marinara be unto you, brother.
MrTigeriffic
This comment wins the internet today
McBeauzel
You are a human I can be proud of.
YouHadMeAtHell
Ramen
4EyedTinyFists
Ramen
cliffordsbigredhog
They just thought you were italian
idonthaveauser
This was refused to a Dutch guy because a judge found him 'not religious enough' while Muslims and Jews don't have to prove their religion.
trippintherift
That's absurd. How dare they discriminate against my religion
idonthaveauser
It was not the religion itself, that's legally accepted. It was like "Muslims may cover their hair, but you're not Muslim enough for that".
trippintherift
I'm noodley enough! How dare they?!
KrazyUlysses
Hello fellow Washingtonian!
voodoosexdoll
OP never said this is him
iwishihadanamazingusername
I am from WA, Seattle actually. The person's picture come up on my friends' feed. The Pastafarian is a friend of a friend of a friend
iwishihadanamazingusername
Hello my Friends!
tronda81
Howdy! Washingtonian myself.
CoffinFullOfPudding
Hello!
LandOrca
Yeah! Washington
Myfartssmelllikeraspberries
Yay Washington!
BattleDuckPuddles
HELLO! We are experiencing 3rd winter now in my WA hometown.
ATabir
Frozen Tundra in Pullman
hailthefish
Mostly just damp up here in Bellingham.
Myfartssmelllikeraspberries
Its a bit stormy here in Renton
serafimo
Hey neighbor! -Bellevue
youneedatarp
Hello! I trust you have Many tarps living here.
williamstoney
Tarps, and no chance to wash your car.
feedkill
I washed my car every few weeks. It gets dirty the day after and I pretend it's clean for a few weeks. Yay Tacoma potholes
dmvlatino
A man in Russia did this, and the gov said it was okay on the condition he'd be arrested for driving without one. Do you have the same deal?
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
It's fair and unfair at the same time.
AzgarOgly
I've asked my local id issuer office. They said I could do that, if I bring them paper from my religious organization confirming the need.
AMartianPotato
That makes no sense. Do they arrest other religious people for driving without their headgear?
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AMartianPotato
That's really dumb. What's the point in enforcing that? What if someone converts after their photo was taken?
TheOtto
gotta remember this is in Russia. Not like the gov gives a fuck about you
Jedros
Or, or, or maybe the Russian gov just called his bullshit. Don't get me wrong, I find this pic funny, but the very fact that he could pull