The very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

Sep 16, 2014 1:22 PM

veintiseis

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Withallduerespect

I want to see that third gif looped. MASTERS OF THE INTERNET!! HEAR MY CALL!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby

I feel really fucking bad for this guy's dog.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MisterPsychos

Rip mobile users

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

methylchloroisothiazolinone

Ice cream men in the U.S. can do tricks too. Like make children go missing.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

MRSISTERFISTER69

You want this ice cream? You better work bitch

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying

I scream you scream we all scream for YOU TO GIVE ME MY FUCKING ICE CREAM

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

MarlinCivetta

Stahp.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

stilloldbull

Turks been jivein' those Greeks since the days of Darius the 1st!~

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dsplat

Its a ME MARIO

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

reagan6710

I like this man

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

veggielasagna

I'd do this same trick back to him with my payment

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

jumpoff69

You'd somehow end up with money in your cone and ice cream in your wallet.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

omzayevol

This ice cream is stupid good. It's called maraş dondurması FYI

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

CatSnakePlissken

10/10 would tip and call him "My friend" repeatedly in conversation

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cable7193

http://imgur.com/oL16n1d he just looks at the camera thinking "shit's too easy"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Durrington

r u havin a giggle ther m8

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

twfeline

Come for the ice cream. Stay for the humiliation.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GlassCanon

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Demongoka

You the ottoman.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Printerman

hate other countries as much as you want but I fucking love Turkey.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MamaKin

Dammit Genie, just give me my ice-cream, already.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

TaintedGENE

Just give me the cream old man ~

11 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

JasonForge

Woah there...

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Realitea

That's what she said.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

infiniteblaze

Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2f09JgbZW4

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

theAlterminator

comment for later use

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

infiniteblaze

Another funny one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clHxNKCsi0s

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dimitritech

As a mobile user, thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

infiniteblaze

I am also a mobile user (sometimes). I know your pain.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ProtoEcho

What an amazing asshole

11 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 4

portugalovesimgur

Loool

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

mysterioustoast

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Altessia

I would love to see that glorious mustache in person

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

ImFrank

Well this was quite the Turkish Delight.

11 years ago | Likes 378 Dislikes 1

LeninTron

Oh boy! My first sexual experience without a computer!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fredfinks

zoooiing

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

totallyenormousextinctdinosaurs

You have done well here. Very well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DemographicUnknown

I found Edmund.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

IHaveAFetishForReallyLongUsernamesSoIMadeThisOneToTurnMeOn

Can't you read? His name is Frank.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IHaveAFetishForReallyLongUsernamesSoIMadeThisOneToTurnMeOn

(Before I have pitchforks and downvotes chasing me though the villiage streets, Yes I do realise that was a Narnia reference)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PutinTheMeerkat

That nod to the camera in the 3rd to last one - 'this has been too easy'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

jscrivner

JUST GIVE ME MY GODDAMN ICE CREAM!

11 years ago | Likes 1206 Dislikes 4

chewiegrrrrrrr

I was about to post the exact same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

derpSlurp

Read that in Farley's Gap Girl on a diet "I'M STARVING" voice

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

varsil

BoneSawIsReady

Here you go, NOPE! Just kidding, here, NOPE

11 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

CharlesFinley

"I WILL CUT YOU BITCH!" -Lily (HIMYM)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

amatoantoni

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

TheMonsterWithinYou

You've got to earn it. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

tiramigiu

that's a good way to get stabbed, don't get between people and their ice cream.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

a565371

I love it when my ice cream is thoroughly manhandled by a fez-wearing stranger.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

akaZireael

You're into some weird shit, friend.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rodomontade

Did you not see the long sticks?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cadmiumblue

What has that got to do with anything?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rodomontade

He touched the ice cream with the long sticks.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cadmiumblue

So?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gallopingllamas

60% of the time it works everytime

11 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

swords9023

That doesn't make sense.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

zkid10

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

swords9023

For the love of all things sacred, tell me that wasn't serious.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

flotusflower

Dude, yes..... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjvQFtlNQ-M

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thisisthereasoncollegeissohard

Don't worry swords9023, they are the clueless ones. I think @zkid10 deserves this..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bigyahoo

I would tip him so hard.

11 years ago | Likes 1447 Dislikes 6

GoodChange

tip him off of a mountain

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

data2dyne

buy the fuck out of that ice cream

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

potatosmesh

It'd be more of a push.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hughmungo

Take out a 20, hold it high, spin, then moon walk out ta there. Fairs fair.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LifeGivingPickles

GOOD JAAAAAAB

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RIPBillHicks

why would you tip, like wtf americans

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

geriatricsanatore

Why not, like wtf people

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

alreadyregistered

you spelled push in the face wrong

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SlothlsMySpiritAnimaI

make sure not to tip him too much, because you might die of the results

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Quarterdane

I, too, would tip him...over a safety rail somewhere either hazardous, very high up, or both.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt

With yo dick?

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

TheStigsAmericanCousin

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt

Dat lip bite.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme

Just the tip.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Taalen

Considering how long it takes him to serve a single customer, he'll need that tip.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OmegaInferno

I fucking know right, that's fucking awesome how he does that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Solobolt

Go in wanting ice cream, come out with trust issues

11 years ago | Likes 3847 Dislikes 4

justorderalargefarva

My anxiety would be sky high..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bubblehearth

I'm lactose intolerant. Ice cream ALWAYS gives me trust issues.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Iamnotacreativeman

MR after:

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing

come for the ice cream, leave for the trust issues

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ssj3icecap

Is trust issues the theme of the day? This is like the 10th top comment I've seen that references it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

kickliquid

This is how my ex-girlfriend was with sex

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

republicofme

Hopefully she was hotter than Turkish ice cream man

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ShaniaMarkTwain

You used ice cream as lube?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

spaghettilegs

I laughed harder at this then I should've. could be the 3 glasses of wine or that my life is fucking falling apart.. .either way well done

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

theAlterminator

did you at least get a lick in the end?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ashipthatshipsshippingships

I'd slap that shit out of his hand so fast

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

mindfu

Which then require more ice cream.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

theycallmewillywonka

go in wanting (noun), come out with trust issues. story of my life :(

11 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 2

NeoDarkElf

Is a hug a noun?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

theycallmewillywonka

see above.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RDLPunk14

Going in wanting buttsex, Cum out with trust issues

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

UserSubmariner

Why? You got the buttsex, you were wrong in expecting to be the pitcher.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

KatamariNecromancy

That's why I always want verbs

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM

verb the adjective noun i always say

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

theycallmewillywonka

you can't trust verbs. they are always doing things.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

sophisticatedanalpalate

I want to verb your mom.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

wavecutter

I want to [verb] your [noun]

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

theheatwave2001

I want to [verb] you [verb] their [noun]

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0