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I believe I've found a picture of Trott as a baby
Skincare addict in the making (x-post from r/funny)
Sauce: http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/
This site cracks me up every time, and I needed a good laugh today, wanted to share with you all as well.
And yes, I believe that is Tom Hanks, not Bill Murray.
UPdate :http://m.zimbio.com/pictures/ee2zxXgz3PY/Alfred+Dunhill+Links+Championship+Day+Three/CNOj_JZMiEI/Bill+Murray
Like like it is Bill Murray :)
MenstrualMonster
The little girl in the buggy with the pink coat is a freaking doll.
hetnkik
#21 is Imgur
MrCoolGuy
This dog is so sick of this kids shit
bukobg
I love how the dog is perfectly aware of whats happening.
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
That's a really long condom advertising.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
You have to have a sense of humor or you will lose it. These are "the fun years" in terms of them being little, funny crazy people.
plainoldfool
My daughter is 20 months and is already with the terrible twos. But I wouldn't trade it for anything. I will miss it when she's older.
aGirlWithoutAname
Im right there with ya...i have a 20 month old girl and 10 month old boy. It gets CrAzZy at times but i love being a mother! =D
guairdean
Isn't taking your child to a Beiber concert some form of child abuse?
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Yeah, like forcing them to see Miley on TV
idontwannayoucantmakeme
To be fair, I also act this way.
NotSoMuch
Speaking as an older sister, "It was his sister's turn to use the hose" is actually a pretty legit reason to be distressed.
mediaman73
http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/
iceph03nix
I just about posted this when I didn't find it anywhere near the top.
mediaman73
For some reason, my posts rarely get near the top. ;)
mrNobody1337
polocksneedhugstoo
she must be a music lover!
ImOnlyMakingThisToPostAGif
thebluestthingsonearth
Huh, RDJ and I have the exact same reaction to a crying child.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
I just finished wrestling with my three-year-old, trying to get his haircut. He thrashed wildly and screamed like mad. I needed these now.
Lobsert
thats not a lego man thats a fucking toddler sized megablocs man of course his head doesnt fit in the trex
noblespaceplatypus
being told you can't have any more bacon is a legitimate reason to cry
JakeLippert
The kid with the ducky...pretty sure he's crying because you cut his hair that way.
watermelonsz
is that... a cake of doughnuts?
MrAnansi
I know what I'm getting for my next birthday. A donut for every year.
sixteenbottlesintheowlery
I was worried nobody was going to point this out! That is...genius!
tuxisagamer
Those are the correct responses to Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.
Ijustwantquiet
I cry when I see them too.
langinator
I almost cried for them
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
"lel i was born in le wrong generation!!"
DrToastyPants
And the lack of bacon.
Misora
To be fair she still had bacon. Rule in my house was eat bacon and then you can have more. But wasting bacon? Verbotten.
BigTurdBlossom
...and all of the food ones
lisp
I was like, *whoa*, that is cruel & unusual punishment.
pgdave
Hey, at least they provided some ear protection!
CutAngelwings
I would cry
BronzeLeaguePro
I get why you'd not like JB, but what's wrong with Cyrus? Wrecking ball is a legitimately good song, you hatin hater. :(
tuxisagamer
There's no accounting for taste.
BronzeLeaguePro
No but seriously, it
BronzeLeaguePro
But seriously, it's a song where she's telling us how she really felt. It's actually well done compared tyo 90% of the pop out there. :/
tuxisagamer
My 4 year old daughter makes up better music than 90% of pop music. That is not exactly a compelling argument.
BronzeLeaguePro
Maybe your daughter is a prodigy?
DontWorryImapilot
I too have lost a rubber ducky that way.
hisnameisshdynasty
That is the cutest and the funniest thing I've seen all week.
HateWinslet
I think the funniest one is their rage and betrayal after having received new hats.
hisnameisshdynasty
My favorite one's the no more bacon lol
ftninja
Cute, huh?
hisnameisshdynasty
I'm not a parent so it was cute and funny.
AsCoolAsSlicedBread
I thought the Hulk one was pretty adorable.
Kalibek
I totally get the bacon one
stevetehpirate
Yeah, that's how I react too.
torresky
not even an overeaction.
comaWill
Vaginal bacon
KFizzle
To be fair i'm a grown ass man, and you should see my face when we're outta bacon.
Kalibek
For some reason I always like when men refer to themselves as 'grown ass man'
epicor
I do that occasionally. Why? Cause I'm a grown as man. That's why.
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
why yes, thats the only reasonable answer
waffleninjer
It's a genuine problem.
LooksLikeTheFatFairyBeatHerWithTheUglyStick
I gave my 18 month old bacon for the first time a week or so ago... he literally just had a pile of bacon for breakfast. I was so proud.
TerraDactyl89
Diabeetus has never tasted so good.
epicor
My 2 yo would have hot dogs every meal and be super excited about it. HOTDOG!? EAT HOTDOG!? YYYAAYYYY!!
ipromisediwouldntbutohwell
But... But it's right there on the plate... There's still some left...
afrofrycook
I'm afraid you thought I said a lot of bacon and eggs. I want all the bacon and eggs you have.
GoALittleCrazy
I need to know like 3 slices before the end so I can savor the rest.
LooksLikeTheFatFairyBeatHerWithTheUglyStick
Yeah but there's not that MUCH. There is an end to the bacon coming, and it is sad.
waffleninjer
Bacon will never be the same.
LooksLikeTheFatFairyBeatHerWithTheUglyStick
I seriously get sad when my meal is over half over, because I know that food is ending soon. My inner fat girl sobs.
DotSlashNatalie
The baconing (which is also the name of a game).
VampireTeaParty
I had a cousin who cried every time someone sang happy birthday. Weirdest fucking kid ever
Schopes
My kid does that, too! It's really weird.
PeteVenkmann
I used to cry whenever I heard Ben by Michael Jackson. My uncle learned about this and played it every time he babysat me.
binkybow
ok really strange, but at 23, it still makes me tear up. I don't get it.
HowieFisterbottom
Definitely NOT Tom Hanks.
dr01mart
I prefer to think of Bill Murray's headgear not to be a bucket hat tilted backwards but rather a bonnet. it makes it funnier.
justTed
how is this not higher?
mhmmhm
FOR REAL. I'll help!
WhateverYouSayWhenYouWinAtScrabble
I created an account just to help. And contribute to the commentception.
themotherflippin
THAT UGLY LITTLE KID WITH THE RUBBER DUCK GETS ME EVERY TIME
ThereWillBeBacon
That's a little rude, maybe next time you should stop and think, maybe that 'rubber duck' has a name
CSLewis
I was looking for this comment. It gets me every time, too. +1
fundipsundrip
that picture killed me. the only one that made me laugh lol
TheFlyingHellfish
And why wouldn't the parents realize that their kid is ugly and try to help by not giving him an ugly haircut?
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
exactly what i thought!!! a better hair cut can do wonders.
InsertSomethingFunnyHere
As a parent to a 3 year old, i can say that these are all true.
pbbbtMeg
My middle daughter is 6 and we still have events like this daily. Thankfully the big & little girls aren't drama queens.
KhaleesiMarz
My son had a meltdown the other day because he wanted toast, but didn't want me to put the bread in the toaster.
Fruppi
I showed these to my three year old, who confirmed that they were all reasonable things to cry about.
MissFitz77
My toddler cries when she asks for toast and I give her toast, but she has decided she doesn't want toast anymore.
TheAtomicTangerine
My 2 y/o had a melt down last week b/c his juice box was too full and he squirted it on the floor. He asked for the juice box...
epicor
Not inside on the bed...
MarquisDeSadeVII
Except that Sunscreen is needed, even on rainy days.
sandibebop
As the parent of a 2 year old: *gross crying*
hellzcat
As someone mostly expected to have kids by my in-laws...ouch. seems like rough times ahead.
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
I remember throwing a tantrum when I was four because my mother tucked my blanket in under my feet after I specifically asked her to do so.
aprilludgateduire
And that most of these kids need a nap
WhereLBJsNutsHang
I recently escaped the Threenager stage. -_-
AsCoolAsSlicedBread
My three year olds cry just because they know how to.
IamAllred
My daughter cried when I told her I had to use pennies to pay for her icecream. She wanted to keep them but get ice cream too
override367
I cry inside every time I buy something and no longer have the money I paid for it
Paralellex
Don't we all
portnoyd
My 2 year old cried because I wouldn't let him drive my car.
WhimsicalCalamari
i cried when my parents bought my favorite chair at the furniture store. like, total freak-out.
SuperDuperMissile
My daughter cried because I didn't let her eat the todler toothpaste from the tube.
canadianbunnyeh
I don't care about his tantrums My son is awesome. His brain is developping so a shitty temper is expected.My boyfriend on the other hand...
shuttlecockinakumquat
Little girl in shopping cart: "Is this how it's going to be forever?"
Duros62
"Can you fucking not?"
FosterSisterFister
Pure deadpan look of wtf
DeusExSpockina
do you SEE the shit that I put up with?
nonamejanie
RIGHT!? That is the face that struck me the most out of that whole thing up there! hahahaha
fullofwastedpotential
Wtf is that thing on the cart?
shuttlecockinakumquat
It's a shopping cart return incentive. You have to pay like 50 cents to get the cart out, and you get it back when you return the cart.
Pencillin
seems like it would be a lot cheaper to just hire someone at $7/hr w/ no benefits -- MURRICA
shuttlecockinakumquat
Cheaper than $0.00/hr? You get the 50 cents back when the cart is returned. Or you can leave it so hobos can return the cart for the $0.50.
SunshineSatan
That's a perfect memory of me (the quiet one) and my older brattier brother.
LastNightIThoughtItWasAGoodIdea
Anyone else seeing little Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in this picture?
Katheebs
"She's in my SPOOOOOOT!"
PuUd
As a younger sibling; yes, yes it is.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Be born, they said. Have an older brother, they said. It'll be great, they said...
Oguri57
I'm an older brother and I find this offensive.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
My younger sister used to scream so loud she literally ended up with hearing damage. I don't have much sympathy for little sisters :)
BreadyStinellis
As a little sister, her hearing loss is all your fault. I'm not sure how, but I'm positive it's all your fault. She's an angel. Always.
maybeamonster
They didn't mean for you, silly. They meant for the brother. Being an older brother is great. Sucker.
hmendez94
Bill Murray had the greatest reaction to a crying kid
ballybee
I really want somebody to face swap their faces!
kelsinn17
Nope. Bill Murray.
humpbackwhale
Pretty sure it's Bill Murray..
rocketpanda
MRW people say that's Tom Hanks: http://media0.giphy.com/media/NPyHgTkMStCXC/200.gif
HappyCakeDay
Bill Fucking Murray
RoundThreeFIGHT
I'm on mobile, has anyone tagged this "birth control ad" yet?
StrideWideMan
Yes.
SmittyTheTruckDriver
And it was ... ?? A pic would be cool.
PurpleTigon
It's Tom Hanks. But i still agree
prettihatemachine
TIL bill Murray and tom Hanks look alike while making some faces...
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wamccarthy
Reasonable minds may disagree, but because it's on a golf course and he's wearing crazy shit there's about a 99.99% chance it's Bill Murray.
lonelystrandedalien
what is everyone talking about? i feel like you're frogologists and i have no idea of frog science and you talk about it incessantly!
BackInAGIFfy
It is not. It is Bill Murray at the Dunhill golf tournament in St Andrews. He's known for wearing wacky outfits like that @ ProAm tourneys
BackInAGIFfy
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/ee2zxXgz3PY/Alfred+Dunhill+Links+Championship+Day+Three/CNOj_JZMiEI/Bill+Murray
Nonjudgemental
Oh this is gonna be fun. It's Tom Hanks!
Zombieshark
Nope, it's Bill.
HowMuchWoodWouldAChocoboChokeIfAChocoboCouldChokeWood
Having learned yesterday my girlfriend is pregnant: What an exciting time to be alive!
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Congrats. And based on this post: good luck.
Salpinus
So... Congrats?
EatMyPricklyPear
Congrats! It's a wonderful thing :)
Randersuarus
Being newly pregnant, oh man lol
dickymchamhox
Dude. Run.
ElSephiroth
congrats :)
meoowth
http://reasonsmykidissmiling.tumblr.com/ Don't worry, it's not all bad :)
epicor
Grats bud!
farwall
Oh no, do you know who the father is?
HowMuchWoodWouldAChocoboChokeIfAChocoboCouldChokeWood
not a clue :(
waffleninjer
Say hi to Danquan for me.
mmurrbles
We've all been there pal. Hopefully its some other unlucky sob.
MenstrualMonster
Congrats!
roughtyper
Are you sure it's hers?
unapologetic05
Congrats ! you are blessed. :)
plainoldfool
Pro tip, when they have a meltdown over stupid shit (see above images), laugh with/at them. Play it off that you think it's adorable and(1)
IsThisNameAlreadyChosen
As a Mom, what you said. Works EVERY time.
plainoldfool
funny. I find it knocks the wind out of their sails and many times they will start laughing too.
KittenLion
Also useful with girlfriend
ThePsychoEnchanter
Or just ignore them
UpsetFace
"When I see a baby crying in a restaurant, I do everyone a favor and throw it away" - Maddox
SauceIsAwesomesauce
but does that encourage bad behavior? from your experience, do they do that more often to get laughs?
plainoldfool
No, not in my experience. It's kind of a "Damn, you got me, daddy". Also I find kids can't figure out what's really bothering them (1)
plainoldfool
when they have a tantrum. They can't really articulate their emotions into words (and let's face it, we know plenty of adults who can't (2)
plainoldfool
either)), and this is extremely frustrating to them. Also, I find my kids really act up when they are a bit tired. However, laughter (3)
neondemonn
Well, I wouldn't make them think it's "adorable" but I agree with laughing at them,
neondemonn
To show how ridiculous they're being.
ImEdd
RDJ's face really got me.
chucky235
Happened in the 413!! Sunderland, Mass.
PowayMermaid
That's what I said first time I saw it! He looks so... devastated.
EyesOnThePies
I said exactly that this to my friend before seeing the comments... I think I'm starting to merge with the imgurian hive mind. O_O
Boxofbleh
Your face really got RDJ.
ImEdd
I wish :(
MrLordOfSirrington
Goat face really goat me.
crapy
aGirlWithoutAname
Goat face really goat to me*
idontunderstandhoweyeballswork
he looks like, "what did I do..."
busk
The face on the Goat got me.
oblivioniscalling
"Wait what am I supposed to do now
DeepReaver
Sorta looks like he is going 'Jesus i remember why i did all that coke now...'
Erilis
Dog's face really got me
Lacraz
His costume is too elaborate to carry around, not much fun meeting kids, not like Johnny Depp and Chris Pratt
Macewindow54
He looks sorry, Like "Dude I'm so sorry I crushed your kids magical belief in moves, sorry kid"
SandraReddleston
That one and "he got stuck" made my laughter piss my mom off. She paused her novela. Never again.
ShaniaMarkTwain
"I have failed you.."
UseTheForceLuke
In case you're as lazy as I am
PizzaLordOfGallifrey
It's like he just had a sudden realization he's not actually Iron Man.
TerraDactyl89
He is though, he just realized he forgot the suit at home.
ineffablyintangible
briefcase
AncalagontheBlack
Shoulda pulled a Bill Murray
iSoulend
"What did I do wrong, that's not supposed to be like that ..."
Rhase
A lot of these faces were priceless "I am so fucking done with your shit" like even the dogs.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
The goat has an expression that says "fucking really?"
BloodRedSakura
He looks like every adult male around someone else's crying baby
WeAreStevo
I actually feel bad for the kid and the parents...but then again I'm a parent, so that could be why...
BloodRedSakura
with a face that says "baaby, plz"
verisimilitude
babby pls*
Equinox13
He looks like me around someone else's crying baby. Except he's a guy, and I'm not. And he's attractive, same ending as previous sentence.
GalacticPancakes
I think we'll be the judge of that.
Equinox13
Pretty sure my lack of a Y chromosome was the judge of at least part of it.
Chouilste
''Whoa whoa, what the fuck kid!''
HotPeaSoup
I wonder if this hapens often?
CanIHaveOneOfYourFriesNoLikeJustOne
I love the face of the little sister who is sharing the leg hole.
PowayMermaid
I wanna pinch her cute little chipmunk cheeks :-)
raim42
To be fair, that is a legit complaint - I definitely would not be alright with sharing a leg hole
HankyDaddy
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HankyDaddy
No, it's an abomination.
AppleOfClowns
He looks like he wants to go break into the props department and come back in the suit.
PlutoForPresident2016
Lord knows he would.
Rogahar
You know that went through his head. Like "Can I get there and back in time? No they'll have gone. Damn it."
yabakuboi
I would wait.
Morevna
As would I... .
ShospleColupis
I hope someone called social services.. nobody should be denied more bacon.. ever..
Civikjm
But there is bacon on the plate... I always say if you finish what you've got, you can have more.
FunkyCake
Thats why is so funny. She can just get it from plate. Instead she throws tantrum. Gg
drita247
Not to be devils advocate but children should not have bacon, since bacon has so much salt
rageboots
I hate bacon so what are you gonna do about it?
FunkyCake
Hand you a beercan?
snuffcarcass
Eat your share.
Tech21101
Force you to eat bacon, that's what!
rageboots
You can try all you want, its not changing my opinion.
caretaker82
Opinion is irrelevant. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.