Elandeso
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I was an idiot today. Decided to run on black ice while crossing a road, slipped and fell with full body weight on my left hand. My radius bone broke in half and the whole arm hurts like hell. Thankfully my leg didn't break again (I had an osteotomia on it three months ago). Living up to my nickname "Breaker of Bones".
RandomnessSlayer
Better watch out for that black ice!
stickemwiththepointyend
I am extremely accident prone and know that feel. I spent 6 months in cast because I stepped out of my truck wrong. Heal well!
thatwillbuffrightout
I remember you! Girl, GET A HELMET. WEAR IT ALWAYS.
ITeaBaggedYourMum
Masturbating injury.
hsmith0825j5772
Seriously, do I need to mail you a fucking bubble? Boy?
BinxTheCat
Your suppose to swirl the bean counterclockwise. If you go clockwise, well...now you know.
Glumerlink
did you giraffe when you should have penguined?
RobertSlipsky
Do you get frequent flyer miles in the ER?
Elandeso
Gotta love all the masturbation jokes. I saw them coming.
HumorLeech
Phrasing.
DarkMatterExpander
That's what your left hand said