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Buddy visited Trejo's new donut shop in LA yesterday (national donut day)
Jun 2, 2017 8:38 PM
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WoahEasyThere
And now I'm on my way ti get donuts
ActionJohnnie
I'm worried the neck beards will see that fedora and start picking up machetes.
troubleguy91
Is that a turtle?
CheeseborgarSoop
Can we talk about that chick's face, though?
dispatchedcode3
My brother and i met him in Venice beach, he was really friendly and cool.
Turtleproof
Required viewing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBYSqCSnr4
anarkyle
"cant deport me if the cops are on my side"
TheLloydy
Stop lying, everyone knows Tortuga died years ago.
PartyWaatsOw
And?
MoritzMeyer
How old is this woman??
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
He kinda looks like the Uncle from Spy Kids.
TheMadMason
He looks like he's thinking "don't talk to me pendeja" lol
tacochief74
Lol
WhereAmericasDayBegins
The license plate is pretty slick.
armenoid
The photo just keeps on giving
snaggletoof
Would you sign my machete?!? -Danny
sketchbrah
"Machete no eftpos"
somethingfunnyandrandom
That's a man who looks like his life is complete.
armenoid
the post-op man right?
casperdaghost
What about his Taco shop?? Is it open yet?
armenoid
Been open. I work nearby.
soundtrack2chaos
That's either an old lady thinking she's young or an alien. You make the choice.
OverpricedCrayon
Ok
dghammer
So your buddy is a tranny?
armenoid
That would not bother me. You on the hand aren't invited over
Lurkingoff
I'd love to hang out with Danny Trejo and eat donuts
laughcrypeealittle
We saw him at Phoenix Comicon recently and he had to stop his panel mid way through to take a picture with a dog in the room.
Ryubahamut
I got to trip over him Saturday night at squid ink sushi and he was totally cool to take a photo. Awesome, genuine guy.
getawaysticks907
La Grange cycling club!
armenoid
Was wondering how long it would take you to find your own photo.
getawaysticks907
I'm not in the club, rode with them on their Sunday group ride when I was in LA for a business meeting
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armenoid
and a taco shop, and a cantina, and whatever he feels like opening next.
Ohhaidoggie
I don't think you understand how important donut shops are in California
lawideas
Okay, what's up with the alien on the left?
Ellsworth11
preach
betterave
Nose says it has something to do with lots of cosmetic procedures.
CheeseborgarSoop
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
RenderThyme
Maybe a burn victim?
rezpawner
Glad you're asking so I don't have to. She may have some medical condition. Or just one of those plastic bitches in LA we keep hearing of.
ManDonkey
He could tell you his recipe, but then he'd have to kill you.
armenoid
You're so funny, you must write for Leno
AmityvilleHodor
Owning a donut shop sounds awesome. You get to see people at their worst and best every day, and you get to see their shift between those :P
jimmysuebob
Hey sounds like a strip club! Or liquor store.
3dartwork
OWNING. Not running. OWNING. Big difference. I'd never run one. Just own it.
Shuriyu
Donuts sure, general public tho... it's not what you're making it out to be.
Solstan
For real
prodeluxe
Plus you get donuts whenever you want
tinykoala
my parents bought a donut shop when I was 10. I'm 23 now. They've seen an entire generation from k-12 graduate this year.
tinykoala
best part is we're in a very small town so my parents know everyone. some kids even stop in at the shop for senior photos. very sweet.
tivvybrixx
grew up in my grandpas doughnut shop it was amazing.
armenoid
i agree.. your grandpas doughnut shop was amazing.. dammit.. this joke only works on gfs and wifes not grandpas
mybrainwonteven
potatothegreat
He also owns a taco shop and a cantina. Going to take a trip to la to check them out soon. Doughnuts are selling out so ill wait for that
armenoid
These are all newcomers. If you come here I'll give you tons of better, well established options
potatothegreat
Oh i know. Ive already been to wurstkusche, howlin rays, sprinkles....etc.
armenoid
Garbage, all of those. Get off IG food recs, fam
potatothegreat
So far howlin rays has been the best fried chicken ive ever had.
captainpopcorn
Is this just me or the gorgeous lady on the left has something fucky with her face?
MikeAracter
Its at the level of not making fun of just because it's gotta be hard enough already.but I still see a smile so it aint all bad right.
thedoe
Donut allergies.
wergerberger
The look on Trejo's face indicates that she had a rough night with the machete
cominginhot
skull facepaint
FletchCANADA
She's a walking Monk's song.
indianafanatic
It's just you - she is not gorgeous.
whistlebuzz
She had a face fire. They put it out with a track shoe.
jampz
CrashKidd
Yeah. Her face.
lenomdeplume
Her eyes look like they went 12 rounds w/ Andre Ward.
LemonDovahkiin
Looks a bit like Whoopi Goldberg to me
spaghettifacebang
Whoopsie Goldberg
mckenna310
I think she is low key like 58 years old.
ICallPeoplesBullshit
Thaaaaats a dude, dude.
theunchosenflener
Pretty sure Trejo knows too lol. He kinda looks like "Nooot happening. But Im gonna play it cool."
TheActualDonKnotts
You ever see Beastmaster? Remember the three witches that worked for Rip Torn?
Ihatetryingtothinkofsomethingclever
Tinted aviators and she is looking over them?
nirtiak
But she has sunglasses in her hand ?
Ihatetryingtothinkofsomethingclever
oh
charcharbinxxxx
Nope. Zoom in and something's fucky
CalifornianEskimo
She has some great legs though
whiskeyface
Nope. Just skinny with heels on.
Slipp0
She looks like a fucking alien.
armenoid
reptilian confirmed
captainpopcorn
Maybe she's just allergic to the Trejo
dghammer
"Gorgeous "?......say hi to your seeing eye dog for me.
captainpopcorn
No really i think she got a bodey.
openyomind
her body is :)
openyomind
After closer inspection I take that back