TheBrett
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This turtle is having the time of his life
May 9, 2016 1:32 PM
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MarquisDeLard
That's my sex face too!
The1FluffyPanda
This is why I browse user sub
SpaceFucker
"Got a viagra caught in me throat, 've had a stiff neck for hours!"
Sakoray
CaptMoonMoon
derphosaurus
I work at an aqurium one of our long neck turtles does the hanky panky with the other turtles in the tank.. the kids love it
mustaine84
Turtles mating has never been the same since that Coldplay mix
saucefordipping29
Giggity
DeefBass
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EEEVVVVAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
Wiwwil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r559C51uE
pidgeon
Is this zoo for senior citizens or what?
Squossifrage
So you're saying the turtles were going at it like rabbits, and the tortoises like hares?
Omegabyte
Time to bring back.....
NarfButterslut
I was expecting this to end with a picture of Michael Cera.
sorrydudesmybad
oooo grab my turtle hips muhfuckaaa
MostAwesomeUsernameontheInternet
And then the female turtle is just like "meh" face
Sickofnotliving
Must be married.
jameskucera
Just trying not to drown.
WaygookInKorea
Looks like vinegar strokes to me.
bllizzard91
Inner Peace.....Ooogway! You dirty old man!!!
GlitterSpurtingOutMyUrethra
Well, I guess he ain't suffering from a reptile dysfunction
tempoprofilo
You just made my night. Also, your username is *mwah*
GlitterSpurtingOutMyUrethra
;)
AnusHemingay
Putting his hero in her half shell
clearwall
That is the biggest O face...
DactorDanDrangle
She's too good for him
fvckyes
I just watched the episode of Seinfeld where George says this to a couple and they get separated. Then the guy says it to George's fiance!
KyleButNotThatKyle
How can you tell?
ninjabadg3r
this made me exhale rapidly through my nose
Jsmythe
Russian rave cletus' spirit animal
MajorClay
*In an old man's voice* Oooo thats the ticket!!
MrPredator
"Daddy hasn't felt this way since 19 ot 2."
idownvoteplottwist
aught*
Gingineering
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Herbert_-_Family_Guy.png
OrangeIsTheNewBanana
Mmmmmm....
ontheceiling
Just take my point already!
sunnythebard
is... is that a league of gentlemen reference?
ThatOneKidfromMN25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyp9fh-u4w8
MajorClay
I cannot un hear this now...thanks +1
iWasSayingBooerns
here's the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhRHBWUSKoY
BlackSeaDevil
wtf have I just watched -.-
d240vergara
Lol I actually feel bad for the poor little guy
WarmGlowingWarmingGlow
Heres the music video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZPQVs-y8oQ
Sickofnotliving
And at that point, he realized the turtle he was supposedly boinking was in fact 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
Sickofnotliving
And she said she was going to need about Tree Fiddy.
SenzaNome
Elemen7
.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
I'm stunned with how quickly this made it to gif form.
Sturdycrotch
and in such quality
leSexyFishHorse
My precious!
Hobo42
Spoiler-ish question to follow as a comment to this post.
Hobo42
Is it not weird that Captain America moved on so fast? Wasn't it right after the funeral they were exchanging looks? And she's her neice?!??
joyousjes
Well there was already tension from when she was living across the hall from him.
Hobo42
I forgot about that, I'm not big into the movies/comics haha But is it still not a little weird that it's the niece Peggy? It is for me lol
hailshinra
commenting to favourite later
LionStrider
That was a pretty funny scene
omfgitsmichael
Literally the funniest scene in the movie
realmdweller
Had the pleasure to witness Galapagos tortoises going at it at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm. The males are VERY vocal. A good laugh.
fumble
This happened when we were at the zoo. Mature giggling from the adults all around.
realmdweller
The enclosure at the Alligator Farm butts up against the food court. You can look through the railing and see them. Tons of kids eating 1/2
realmdweller
2/2 lunch to a soundtrack of grunts and heavy breathing like Forrest Gump talking to his principal after he slept with his momma.
petrichor93
We had to watch a video of it in my biology class in college. That was a weird day.
Badtz3
First video i find for galapagos tortoise mating is a male doing the front of another male.... that's weird... really dirty, but weird...
Somilasomi
Saw them in the Galapagos. They work at it for hours.
mugu88
A good thing takes time
coldeezeoverdose
Nice to see he's, ahem, coming out of his shell.
Synsei
YEAAAAAHHHH
NTG59
Ayyyyy
CaptainDumbshit
Very punny.
Sloppydrunkcatlady
Get out
TristanMcTristFace
+1 for "ahem"
AtGUNWT
And into her's.
TristanMcTristFace
+1
BabiesDippedInFondue
"Fuck yeah!" I felt like shouting after reading this. Nothing is stopping me. Now I will.
JabbaTheHun
Can we take a second to talk about your username?