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I know he smelled it but he was the real MVP and pretended as if he forgot to check something on my chart and waved some papers around to dissipate the smell. And yes, for some reason I fart when I get nervous. And yes, I get nervous when someone needs to see my testicles.
ScarnMacklinSecretAgentAgency
I had mine done 6 years ago. That shit was painful, but I’d do it all over again for dink life.
rxartisan
That was my first laugh today. Thank you.
ohwhocaresanyway
Take it easy when you get it done. Plan for a few days off work. Recovery isn’t that bad for most people. I even drove myself home from mine
nekrocrusher
Me as a doctor :"MY GOD! WHAT THE DINGWITTS HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN?"
zeniarose
I've had customers fart on me before as I bend over to pin their pant hems. I always completely ignore it too.
theyaregooddogsbront
I too find that the skunk is my spirit animal. I fear fart frequently.
SickLikeMe
ImSoSuperSeriously
You sure your members didn't reek like fromunda cheese?
AtomikMolotov
"I'm getting scaredy farts..."
PrisonMichaelScott
That's me
Lyrian
Jealous bro. Unfortunately my wife wants me to keep mine a bit longer...grrr.
Skyyfall12
My dog farts when she gets nervous
thelostzelda
If it makes you feel any better the 1st time didnt take for my dad. At 4 kids when the military med exam found it my mom had him do it again
epsilonmonkey
A vasectomy is not castration. you should not actually "lose" your boys. They should still be hanging around afterwards. Confirm with Dr.
PleasekillmeIcantgetafreeusername8
This was a strange post to see today. I got vasectomy just yesterday.
Shepardsweshallbe
I'm always nervous when getting my testicles examined like What if they notice it's a vagina
eviscera
what
andino66
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_hRBQ98_t8
unicornsdonotexist
I had pain for months, we hope it's epididymitis. Getting treated now.
cyanideremark
i thought after the first line you were going to discover you're man trapped in a womans body
shoe47
PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
"What an asshole" ~Doctor, probably
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Hey! My bf just got his done :) been a week. Still haven’t been able to get on top
WulffMaster
Possibly IBS caused by anxiety. I have the same reaction, but it's brought on by a Social anxiety disorder . Get checked by your family Dr.
ivebeenimgured
How the fuck you fix that? Nerves get worked up...gotta shit. Good luck fixing it.
WulffMaster
No diarrhea, just REALLY bad gas.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
This post, and description, are almost exactly the same as another like 4 months ago. @RepostStatistics
LeganCarl
You should freeze some sperm just in case. Just my two cents
accordingtotheDM
Men still produce sperm after a vasectomy
LeganCarl
Yes I'm aware...but a vasectomy doesn't allow you to get someone pregnant. Freezing it would give them the option to use it later
poochesaregreat
How are they supposed to get to it?
eviscera
science
JudgeMentaI
Wait. Pre-vasectomy exam? As someone who's had a vasectomy, are you sure this person didn't just wanna see/play with your junk?
SashaTheKitty
I get it
spicypiggy
My cat farts when he's nervous
PrisonMichaelScott
Must be a cool dude
droidgee
You must be fun during a blow job
LadyMoto
davebeastly
... or a rusty trombone.
circlebreaker
Peter, peter, cabbage eater?
Zixxis
I think this comment killed me
HippDeutschMan
Noonewantstoseemenakedanymore
playing the trombone?
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
Now it means two things haha.
friedbunnies
Shut up and take your damn upvote
kayjayshay
My first boyfriend farted during his (and my) first bj experience. Wasn’t pleasant.
Someoneisinmyhead
But you both finished.
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OuttaCoffee
Thanks for taking me there.
zenmaster11
kylelovespizza
DetectiveGaff
Hongkongcav
killer10347
https://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Blank+_16696862301cd11d71780c9a0cd6615c.jpg
Luchi604
Remember a story from back in highschool and some dude farted so bad during a blow job it caused the girl to throw up lmao
BlackavarLion
lets not forget about pussy farts or queeffing I think its called.
FilipJonsson33
Racing82
Hahaha!! Jesus Pete that's funny!
Imaniceguyreally
As a man who's had it done don't take it lightly. My testosterone is so fucking low now be sure to ask about it. Also//
Mekanismen
Not a doctor or anything, but I think it could be all in your head. The mind does strange things
sharonsshakeweight
That's not something often said to a male.
Snotty128
What makes you think it’s a testosterone thing? Because your sex drive is low?
Imaniceguyreally
I was really happy with my wife when I did it. Ff 9 years I'm divorced and my new wife wants a kid and I do too. It's a big decision man
WithaChainedHorseDick
How the hell you gonna be divorced and have a wife?
YankeeBomb4
You do know people can get divorced and then marry someone else later, right?
WithaChainedHorseDick
Which would then be married and not divorced anymore?
YankeeBomb4
You can be both. Divorced from one person, but married to another.
Imaniceguyreally
And for about 2 years at random it felt like someone was lightly squeezing 1 nut and occasionally would just squeeze really hard
somestrangeryoudontknow
Soooo heroine then?
unicornsdonotexist
I hear ya. I got it done in Sept, moving into my own place in a couple of weeks
imnotfunsize
Husband had that sensation. Varicocele was the issue. Easily fixed. If it feels like a bag of worms down there anywhere get checked
tothe9ines
Can’t you get it reversed? Or it’s too much of a hassle? Honestly asking bc I’m considering it too.
Imaniceguyreally
It's expensive, not 100% success to reverse, and more surgery so I'm not too excited about it. We are still deciding if it's what we want
pandro
don't men have the advantage of being able to bank sperm? or does it not last for ten years. srsly I am wondering.
Chaimgoldbergenstein
Shit goes wrong; same for women who get eggs frozen. Biology is unreliable; technology, even more so.
pandro
Bit easier to get sperm out/in for freezing. But I grant your point. The person who *never* wants kids no matter what is surgery candidate.
PrincessKuzco
Hah, welcome to the world of birth control. I have a T shaped plastic thing ripped out, replaced, an shoved into my uterus every few years.
PrincessKuzco
Sex drive is low, intense mood swings, totally fucked cycle, but the boyfriend doesn't want a vasectomy or to try vaselgel once that's-
pandro
Yeah, went I went on the pill I could have sex whenever I wanted, but didn't want to. Condoms were nicer. BFs are subject to review, lol.
NowdaysNooneIsAnonymousAnymore
Bleeding constantly for the first 3 months? "that is normal"
resiliency
I've tried almost every BC out there but because of my depression/anxiety anything with hormones in it triggers severe mental illness in me.
resiliency
I actually can blatantly tie my last suicide attempt years ago to birth control. So glad I finally got the copper IUD
resiliency
BC is seriously so fucked up and I can't believe that the medical community hasn't found some better way to prevent pregnancy yet
PrincessKuzco
Available because of the "side effects".
Ginocide
Shit, I want to do vaselgel and I'm not even dating. It sounds like "the pill" for guys but more reliable and with fewer side effects.
PrincessKuzco
Do it Dude!
gluecake
After my 1st LTR with a sterile dude ended I went around until I found a doctor to tie my tubes. Best money I ever spent for the security
gluecake
And no more goddamn hormones
crazyhornedlizardlady
Your testosterone is not low from the vasectomy. Unless your doctor fucked it up somehow. Testosterone cells are deeper in the testes and 1
johnnydarkside
Yup. I'm 33 and had mine done about 6 years ago. No issues here. Except the smell when they cauterize. It smelled good and that disturbing.
Ginocide
That's an alarming eye-opener for a lot of medical students, cauterization can smell like bacon or basic barbecue.
RackhamTheRed
according to https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7500459 it can. but it's an old study and the only one around...
crazyhornedlizardlady
The procedure should not touch them unless they fucked it up. This is backed by 25 years of research. 2/2
IrishBarBalm
My testosterone and sex drive plummeted soon after my vasectomy...maybe my doc fucked up? It sucks. Early 30s.
Snotty128
Mine did too, but it came back. A year later my sex drive isn’t quite what it was, but I’m happy with it. Orgasms are miles better tho
jesuisjens
Nothing like not worrying about getting her pregnant
crazyhornedlizardlady
You should go get it Checked out There could be so much worse things going on.
IrishBarBalm
Money is very tight, but they did do bloodwork and a cystoscopy last year (when I found out my testosterone was low).