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@hileynoteson Yoooooooooooooooooooo
Imgur's Secret Santa is right around the corner!
Don't give your money to Bezos this year.
Instead, why don't we support our Imgur entrepreneurs?
If you are a creator, you can promote your merchandise on discord.gg/bottomshelfvodka in our #shameless-self-promos channel. (Please be sure to pick up the "Creator" role in onboarding)
If you're not a creator, you are still invited to join to support our Imgurian artists!
discord.gg/bottomshelfvodka
If you do decide you would like to participate in Secret Santa and wind up with a match who gives you minimal information about their interests, please feel free to message to me! I'll reach out to them on your behalf and discretely obtain helpful clues on what to get them. I just love this event so fucking much!!
Taxi tax.
PookieDog
#28
idiotsonfire
#1 Yeah, you mess with my food, you aren't my friend anymore and you'll be shown the door. Don't fuck with people's food. That's psychotic.
Shickzilla
#30
Iwannaseeit
#29 Why would you not be calm? Just go with the flow and listen to something. Screaming about it isn't going to change anything
AtsaMattaForMe
#1
Sprocks59
#15 this needs the siblings saying “what do you mean if?” and “I’d squish you”
HileyNoteson
#27 yooooooooooooooooo
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skylark28
#10 (I think) our high school newspaper used to do sort of classified ads for lots of different events. UNTIL they did senior wills and someone said "To Mrs. , I leave my baseball bat. May it bring more pleasure than your husband ever could." LAWSUIT. Because that made it into the paper past the people taking them, the person typing it in, the editors, the teacher and the principal (he officially reviewed it before publication, though I doubt he really did)
UselessCommenting
#7 woah, so you are doing all this favourite things all day!
squigglebaketerraform
#28 god fucking dammit...
Mooki
#3 First I'm attacked for my taste in music, #4 then I'm attacked for having no clue what to do with my life. Wow.
OuchYoureonmyhair
#10 I graduated from high school in 1979 and this just gave me a stab of pain from the memory of that day
FrankTheThunderbird
idiotsonfire
Right? How the fuck do you tell a cat not to do something that it wants to, lmao. Besides, they're awesome space heaters when its cold.
OmenJones
#1
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trigonman3
chiefrunswithscissors
#44 I call bullshit. Who the Fuck mishears potatoes as pot eight o's. It's the same sound but one is a word and the other is nonsense
onecowboytoo
/a/TytUWfx
Meep5000
#28 No I'm not, I work at an escape room
Iliekbirbs
Ugh I never liked the carnation thing in junior high school. Never got one :(
BottomShelfVodka
Neither did I:/
Iliekbirbs
*hugs* I always thought it was just stupid, like here is a carnation. If you dont get it one OH WELL! Sucks to be you!
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
#28 no, u
Dragongurl392
#37 Mine are “The Woof Is On Fire”, “Fluffy Back”, “Move Bitch”, and their names sung to the tune of “Flight of the Valkyries”.
feckyall
#28 yo… wtf?!?!?? *starts crying*
Holdmybeertime2trollnoobs
#30 is my birthday. I am very curious about what happened!
onecowboytoo
It is a punishment for everyone else for you being born.
TheGreatSynan
#28 I spent way too long trying to figure out what O.L.D. was an anagram of. I really am an Obviously Limited Dude!
accidentalnecromancer
Care to explain that one?
somnif
The numbers are old multi-tap texting, translates to "you are old". Dude was trying to figure out what 'old' meant...
rufisium
#18 I was given grief for saying something like this.
scissorxmextimbers
You're old
InternationalNitWit
#28 nuh uh! You are!
Nanoxt
WHERE ARE THE SPACES? WHERE ARE THE ZEROS?
OhIfIMust
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BottomShelfVodka
No u.
WeirdoIIC
#28 Maybe, but I can remember a time when you could text without crashing the car.
SupposablyPersnickity
#28
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UnbrokenStorm
#14 I'm old and play video games :)
onecowboytoo
What is old to one man is young to another.
BottomShelfVodka
Me too, homie. Me too.
DarkParn
I used to be able to text without even looking at my phone. Now I get to watch autocorrect fuck up every other word as I'm swiping.
onecowboytoo
I used to have a physical keyboard that slid out so I could use all my screen for reading and now I only have half.
MRWNoDecentUsernameIsAvailable
#18 normalize promoting friends to accomplices
satanslittleposter
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AndyTheAbsurd
Normalize demoting friends to acquaintances. Associates are people who work with you, possibly in a related business rather than the same one. (And yes, these "businesses" may in fact be criminal in nature.)
BottomShelfVodka
The meme came from "work life" so it did make sense in it's original context. I just forgot the context part
Predacane35
Just somebody that we used to know