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She wasn't supposed to be home early (I'm living with them currently) she said "Well as long as you don't eat all of my chips before I get home you're fine" and went back to work.
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RichardValentine
Stevaloo
Just don't smoke inside.
mitchconnor
Meh, it's 2017. My father-in-law keeps trying to get me to smoke with him. Nothing to worry about until Sessions starts the raids.
dumbintact
One time I was making out with my friend and her boyfriend and his mom walked in on us.
Hypnoticcow
I had this happen too, she refuses to talk about it. It's great. And two weeks left until I have my smoke spot back!!!!
piratesecretservice
stash the chips op! fast!!
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Way to eat all the chips, Kip!
TheGreatAndKnowledgeableIcculus
So the cookies are fair game...
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
Being caught masterbating would probably be worse. So you got that going for you.
UnfortunatelyTheHighKingofSkyrim
Or being caught banging her husband.
hipgrandma
My best friend's 11 year old brother caught me smoking pot with their mother
rockinjoey
AdamBennani
...yeah 5 pounds of strawberries later and my friends mom would buy double at the store because of me
Geophile
She's gong to try and bang you as blackmail. Trust me I've seen it in movies before.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I decided not to get a medical marijuana card when I had leukemia so my mom wouldn't think I did drugs of any sort.
unitedhello
My mom told my girlfriend and I to buy a bong. We live with her, struggling college students.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
She's not wrong though. Bongs are a bit more work than a pipe but they smoke so much smoother.
unitedhello
We smoke out of a Gatorade bottle bong sometimes, and a gravity bong. Though gravity bongs are pretty intense.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Yeah gravity bongs will mess you up real quick lol. Legit bong is nice to just chill with and smoke easy.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Plus if you get a decent one, they look cool :)
NickBlight
You ate all the chips didn't you...
jewjiffshoes
And the cushions on the couch.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
"The gang eats all the chips"
laughinglaura
I KNEW IT
davemaison
isn't pot legal basically everywhere now?
MeanMrMaxwellAgain
A lot of legal things are still frowned upon
laughinglaura
Sadly no
Hypnoticcow
Not by me :(
Dookdook
Still waiting in Finland.
PornhubsFirstTree
Nah. Only pans
BigChunkyBubbles
But if the mom had come home to find OP pounding beers in the middle of the day it would have been just as awkward.
Xeires
Depends. Federally illegal, locally not. Cops won't bust you, Feds might?
fucyou
If you're talking to a fed they have better reason than pot
davemaison
should probably not post pot usage on the internet then?
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
nobody's doing digging on someone's imgur account to bust them for smoking pot lol.
datcutefatboy
No yeah it's legal all over here but still lots of stigma around it
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datcutefatboy
If you're trying to point out it's not technically "Legal" everywhere I've been caught with pot on me several times and got odd with a 1/2
datcutefatboy
2/2 "Hide it better next time kid" type thing.
Bronzedgod
Moms are tricky this way. She now secretly disapproves of you and is waiting for the right moment to strike.
TheJuanWhoFarms
Or secretly wants to burn and is waiting for you to offer ........
mountainofpuppies
lol mine swould have sat down and shared it.. and she's a high end investment banker...
BannedForNSFW03
You pretty much described all women right there pal.
bigearsmcgee
This. Watch for cameras, she may try to gather evidence.
datcutefatboy
She's known me my entire life. If she doesn't like me she's good at keeping secrets
terminalboot
Moms are good at keeping secrets.
quizquare
It's the long con!
IDontBelieveY0u
She's reevaluating her opinion.
Kysimir
You've never been scoodly poopin her lil boy before now tho.
datcutefatboy
I'm sure she knows we've been into each other since we were 7.
AshingtonDC
I made stickers that say "Skoodilypooping Chariot" on them and gave them to my friends to put on their cars
Kysimir
whatsthesquarerootofthisapartment
Scoodly poopin? What
Kysimir
Crash Course World History. The adorkable narrator uses that phrase often.
Sveniat
+1 for crash course