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Playing the victim after trying to overthrow the election
Thank you for all the upvotes. I tried to upvote everyone in the comments, except the filthy Nazis. I'm always down for a nice chat if you'd like to message me (not you, Nazis). I could use some new friends.
waterdragun
Narcissist
BautaStein
Help help im being opressed
oldsweaty
Bert mer twertler!!
PunnyTiger
I hope no one shows Trump how it works or he'll be interrupting broadcasts 12 times a day for two to four sentences of lies and gibberish.
ObliqueRay
turbo22465
The Republican Party as it exists today needs to be banned just like they did with the Nazi and Baath parties.
Sh1tMovieGroup
He, he does understand what freedom of speech means right? I mean, given what his job is and all..
Sh1tMovieGroup
The answer is: "the right to express opinions without government restraint" for those not aware, as in, his freedom of speech in unimpinged!
SrMordred
I guess all of the previous 44 presidents were similarly suppressed then.
bignastylittletoe
Thats a long description for a turd nugget
Clockworkdancerobot
*pushes stick into bike spokes* "... Ugh. democrats did this."
mjangelvortex
JadeNB1729
mikeoui
This is another one I downloaded and added to the arsenal to use against stupid relatives.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Imagine having to call a press conference every time you wanted to do some trolling?
Dipityseren
He's going through serious withdrawal. He's addicted up to the tits with social media - he must be going out of whatever mind he has left.
Wikipedo
That one where they played videos of the media, to attack them, was basically trolling (and embarrassing)
usernamehidden
His problem is that far more people see what he says when he does it on TV- generally, on Twitter, it is mostly his cult followers
Kerns
Imagine being allowed to...
andydicktracymorganfairchild
But the thing about trolling is you can lob grenades and watch everything burn from your hiding place. IRL there are people. It's annoying.
sadurdaynight
ballsoutflyer
I literally had a conservative say "you're not worth it to talk to" towards me, then showed me a Dankula vid that supported my side.
Turbolibros
Trondelarius
Bloody peasant!
SgtLoveCrimes
Did you see that!? That is exactly what I am on about.
Morbidius
I mean its probably the fastest and easiest way to talk directly to the public on a worldwide scale so he has a point.
Armored0Titan0
He can literally be on national television by asking at any time, any day.
FaptimusPrime
No way. He's the president. Most powerful man on Earth. He can step in front of a TV camera to a global audience anytime he wants
CorrugatedUrethra1995
Can't wait for Trump to pay someone to write a book about his life's hardships. I wonder what he'll call it.
samanthadlcruz
cheeto americans: the most oppressed minority
DarkSock
“My Struggle” (or in German, “Mein Kampf)...
WrongUn
Small hands for big lies
boognish115
Art of the Steal
JadeNB1729
Mein Covfefe
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
"I'm Being So Silenced Right Now"
lordfluffycus
TO BE FAIR. Twitter is a social media powerhouse, not a micro blogging website. But yeah
husingillchild
Twitter is, by definition, a microblog.
SrMordred
It is both. "Micro" refers to the size of the blog posts, not the platform.
stewartthehuman
micro blog means you can only use a certain amount of characters in a post.
golenrow
A friend of mine didnt know what "micro blogging meant and has learnt something knew today, thank you
nfsalem5772
You have literally nothing. After these past few months and years your side has been guilty 10x of any complaint you could feign toward them
braidedeagle
Who exactly are you talking to?
LrrrRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPerseiEight
VitaminJay
Settle down, Nazi.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
You're a pussy ass bitch
FaptimusPrime
Except one side was asking to be treated like human beings and one was trying to block an election from being confirmed. Intent matters.
nfsalem5772
"asking to be treated like humans" that was true in neither intent or action and you know it. You're not going to bullshit me on this.
FaptimusPrime
It's true to everyone but you because you have repeatedly proven that are totally incapable of rational thought with your comments
nfsalem5772
You wouldn't know reason even if you replied to it.
FaptimusPrime
No, but I'd sure know a Nazi sympathizer troll with negative points on their account
Armored0Titan0
Source?
nfsalem5772
Not cnn.
McPuffinStuff
nfsalem5772
Don't tell us EVERYTHING going on in your little head..
TonnerreCadien
I love it when Trumpers call other people stupid. You all are the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet. And you're fascists. So fuck off.
Armored0Titan0
That’s literally the opposite of a source.
VitaminJay
We showed you our logic respond plz.
LambeauField
After the 6th and the defense of it I don't take anyone on the right seriously anymore. Never voting anything but L for the rest of my life.
Armored0Titan0
Cool. Maybe at some point we can get actual leftists in a meaningful degree of power.
Fishypants
If you call logic and facts based in the real world “nothing”, well then gosh golly you must be right!
nfsalem5772
Step 1) steal Ben's line. Step 2) say it backwards. Step 3)? Step 4) profit!
trippingthelightfantastic
He won't be missed
syntheticgod8
They weren't all poor; many of them travelled a long way and owned businesses. But they were white trash 1000%
nfsalem5772
I love how every racial slur you can think of comes pouring out once your target is white. Coward.
idplmalx
Dipityseren
You didn't do a good enough job - trump's pissed and thinks you're a bunch of losers. I find that so damn sad. You poor damn cunts.
Sxualhrssmntpanda
feawen
That's the Daily Mail, the whitest of papers. Also known as the Daily Heil
nfsalem5772
"I can't wait to show everybody screenshots of my comments!"
cien2004
I love listening to republican "victims" seethe more
nfsalem5772
"republican" grow up
WiqidBritt
They weren't all poor. A lot of money was poured into getting this mob together, including rooms at expensive hotels.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
Doesn't matter at all. Only thing that matters to Trump is how they look when they're on TV. It's the only thing he understands, really.
Reigekiz
Like when a NBA's player call someone with 5'11 "Short".
TheobromineAddict
At least one female rioter flew there on a private plane.
RogueMachinae
Yea the lady Realtor from Frisco Texas I believe.
Reigekiz
I read that some orgs donate them money... ALSO, for Trump's standard they're all poor. We're.
KootchieKoo
Apparently that wasn't all paid for by the mob tho. They were funded.
GrumpyOldMillennial
By lot of fortune 500 companies allegedly. There was an infographic going around about it.
viila
That's odd, since most major companies don't like Trump because of the volatility and uncertainty he creates in the market with his actions.
GrumpyOldMillennial
I mean, to a point, but the companies themselves love his fiscal policies. Make them a crapton of money.
idplmalx
This^ They had the money for guns, ammo, gas, hotels AND could afford to take a couple of days off work.