MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
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Mar 20, 2018 7:00 AM
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
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mattisnotdead
I like Adam Scott. What a nice guy
ShackMcBlack
I had a brain fart and I was like “holy crap the chef looks like Adam Scott!”
Mrpolojohn
i got that parks n reference! (:
RisingSol
The off-menu calzones were the best part about working in a pizza shop
notacoldwarkid
He looks so genuinely happy and that makes me happy
blackbenetavo
I love the expression on his face in the first one..."wow you really fucked this up"
WalkItOutLikeTheFlash
Please tell me this is real.
neonoptic
CAL ZONAY
balzanman
What’s the difference between a panzerotti and a calzone?
atarujun
The pita pocket, George, the pita pocket. Big Stein wants a calzone!
Spoonland
I'm Italian, I'm a chef and wtf is that
NordicusMaximus
Anybody else miss Pizza Hut P’zones? I think they still have them in Canada.
LunaInkArt
I -just- watched that episode for the first time last night. I love this show.
AlbertRVA
Calzone means "fuck it" in Italian.
Rin007
You guys are forgetting he was super depressed after that calzone episode.
TheBitSlinger
I'll have my calzone whilst playing Cones of Dunshire.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
"It's just pizza that's harder to eat!"
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Front page?! Geez guys, glad you love Ben Wyatt too.
LarfleezePlz
TheDoctorAzAJ
I call ledgerman!
danlliot
I always make scrambled eggs when I mean to make an omelette
misterShaper
Calzone! Tis a pasty m'a some
rangeit
His face when it goes from pizza to calzone.
PrincessJimmyCarter
local low-cal calzone zone
lifeisaburrito
how is pizza chef so skinny? in america I've never seen a pizza chef smaller than a Geo Metro.
beefytrout
he doesn't get high on his own supply.
WinterGrasp
His face in the first pic says "yes, indeed, una merde" (or something, not Italian)
Mentok
The only two words you need in Italian are porco dio. And the hand gesture.
Ballsackhands
Fottimi nel culo con tree cazzi
theottermenempire
frostman233
Re-watched Parks and Rec again recently... Gotta be one of the better shows in a long time.
Andolomar
The mark of a good cook is the ability to salvage your mistakes. My mate's dad (a chef) was cooking scrambled eggs one morning and chucked
Andolomar
them in the frying pan with the bacon for some reason. He shouted "fuck it" and carried on frying the scrambled eggs. Delicious.
flambelicious
Scrambled eggs are basically a fucked up fried egg anyway.
ObsLamprey
The calzones...betrayed me?
ModerateRectalContusion
Never again guys. As god as my witness, they're dead to me.
lamot1bj
That was an amazing scene.
cannedchicken
learntotakejoke
Eggs and bacon mmmm yumm
pattyymac
"Because Leslie; People are idiots" -Ron Swanson
DrDings
Because pizza's fucking delicious
Dugongdugongitsthecowofthesea
'You got Brinner? Daaaamn Turkledawg!'
quattroformaggix4
In a word, pizza
CharityQuill
leftover pizza counts as a breakfast food
FightMeYouLongAssBitch
Okay, hear me out folks - Waffle Pizza
SupMelloMike
Hope it's not the blue one.
Medic36
Go on.
zackofspades
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
Wait...I’m worried that you heard “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was “Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.” Got it?
Solarstephy
I know what I’m about son