Lisbondizzlewood
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Feb 25, 2017 11:07 PM
Lisbondizzlewood
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valormorghulis
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Not even the strippers I work with, who practice this daily are this good.
MezzedUp
Hoe gymnastics
Lurkingoff
Duskz
There are two places this would come in handy. Striping or the circus.
arcticchick
I'd actually love to take a pole class.... incredible strength work. Fun fact: they make portable stripper poles. For the ho on the go.
ImaFullNudeTypaBitch
Hold my wine cooler.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Imgur expert: That pole gonna rip right outta floor. Other Imgur expert: Actually, stripper poles need flexibility to allow maximum velocity
behindtime
Wow ! How does she not get motion sickness
fyrekitten
Those are some mighty strong bolts.
DOMineered
elppapple
Rubber wrist?
CantHelpButLol
Weeeeee! ~
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
Deltablue
No way would I trust her with my penis.
ProfPeelerPhD
We all need to take a minute to admire the serious amount of dedication and hard work this woman has applied to her craft.
crossfitjesus
that pole is stronger than most people's relationships
ballq
Rocking the dad bod best decision I ever made as a bachelor
mitchconnor
Well, I'm sure not gonna see her at Mac's Two.
keyblader1985
When the bus driver slams the brakes
Lisbondizzlewood
Nice
HP4PO
Yesaye94
Hold my beer.
therollercoasteroflife
Dexterity level 100
BryNoSportsCreator
That's a bold move cotton lol
m0wgli
The best part is when the stripper's 6 inch heels fly off and impales into your eyeball.
apsychoticpenguinforgothismeds
Christ, the comments. Professional pole dancing is an actual thing that has nothing to do with stripclubs. 1/2
apsychoticpenguinforgothismeds
Girlfriend used to pole dance until two years ago when she started silks/lyra. She, nor any of her classmates or teachers, ever stripped.
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apsychoticpenguinforgothismeds
I don't count the private ones.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Vertical Bar needs to be an Olympic gymnastics event
nominaltoactual2
Yes...yes it does.
LobsterswithPanties
Strip pipe* but it really does
thehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbits
But actually.
Owlberightback
I honestly think the Russians would win a few medals here.
fistermatic5000
The way the last olympics cameras were focused on nothing but ass when the athletes were bending over, they have no excuse not to.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Agreed. It's a totally legit pro sport, and as difficult as any other gymnastics.
ThomasjServo
"Coming up to the vertical bar from Las Vegas as the entire US Team is, is the captain Cinnamon LaRue. Can't wait to see her routine Tom."
fistermatic5000
"Do you have change for a 20, Jim?" - Tom
ImNotAnOrange
you realize if they did that, we would soon have 12 yo little girls dancing on stripper poles in front of an international audience
BurlRavenscroft
SOLD!
Lischu
That already happened. Olga Trifonova won Russia's got talent when she was 11. After that she has won many international championships.
bippityboppitybuttsex
I don't think 12 yo's have the upper body strength
DranksAndDragons
Core strength mostly, then upper body, then legs.
KaJuN
Have you seen kids climbing rock walls? They put Spiderman to shame.
ThatJerkYouKnow
Honestly, using the phrase "daddy issues" to describe just ANY young woman who moves/dresses sexy is the cringiest, creepiest shit.
TaintJuicer
eroso
At first I thought so too, but then I remembered I know only one poledancer, she is a national champion and has severe daddy issues.
Lisbondizzlewood
This is not a safe space, or a virtual destination crafted to protect your feelings or adopt assumptions concerning humor and culture.
Duskilas
This is the laziest defense i have seen.to someone.not agreeing with you, 0/10 apply yourself
RandomActsOfDrunkenness
Nah, it's just really low hanging comedic fruit. Like so low you have to dig a hole to get to it because it's a tuber. You need fresh jokes
stygyan
Weird how most guys who use the "this is not a safe space" card get offended when being called out on something.
RandomActsOfDrunkenness
I'm willing to bet /r/TheRedPill is this guy's safe space
ThatJerkYouKnow
Yeah. It's not a safe space. That's why I call cringey assholes out for being creepy and in all likelihood, sexually/emotionally stunted :)
ThatJerkYouKnow
Take YOUR assumptions about me and stick'em right up your ass, scout! lol
Lisbondizzlewood
"Those who create nothing are often the biggest dicks"
ScopesMouthwashTrial
the girl in the back with the face palm is the best part.
HiddenSanity
That's not a facepalm, that's trying to keep her mind from exploding out her forehead.
SlappaDaBasss
Unsure if she's simply impressed, caught an eyefull... Or both.
ChronologicalMyopia
I was sure she was impressed, like "holy fuck I can not do that." Now after looking again, those were some major splits right at eye level.
NicHanafey
You can see her view in the mirror lol I think you may be right
ChronologicalMyopia
And those are almost like swim bottoms, that fabric can shift. Now I'm almost convinced that was a "and there's her vagina," reaction.
maetrix
Someone needs to find the source then CSI:zoom-enhance that mirror.
SlappaDaBasss
For science!