revelator
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Stay out of my way! You shouldn't even be out here in these conditions! It's your fault if I run into you!
Jan 26, 2026 4:27 PM
revelator
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Stay out of my way! You shouldn't even be out here in these conditions! It's your fault if I run into you!
PassionAggressive
The car she tells you not to worry about
VibratingNipples
You're rich!!! sell that by the gram
yaflaminmongrel
Hard to imagine cold weather, it was 45 degrees celcius here in Adelaide yesterday.
REOJackwagon
The titanic better look out for that
mltlqur
Just throw on the windshield wipers real quick
JimFromMarketing
Not one comment about the WEIGHT
measuredby5
Mt. Greenwood 1967
claytonhadams
It's illegal to not clean the tops of cars in NY because of the danger to cars following you.
floofnmeeps
Meh. Just a dusting /s
willpostanything
Nice car hat
gtollie
Just use your windshield wipers to clear the snow
elvisdumbledore
https://imgur.com/pzPxQW7
CookieMonstersCrumbs
It's always fun watching cars dodge flying ice sheets from the big rigs on the interstate. /s
Fuckimgurcunts
Rest in peace shocks
doctorId
At least people will see you coming over the snowbanks. Everytime I leave the driveway in this weather I'm taking my life into my hands.
Nood1e
I hope you're joking
bitemark
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bzU5Nmxra3RmMjF3Z2J6eDVwb2ZjMTMxNzVpdzlsbzZ5bWpwb2hnNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26niCRAVxVn2BPP20/200w.webp Open the sunroof
DustyBibbles
Ummmm so what are you even doing out there
GratuaCuun
He's more snow than man
Frozen and evil
jetact12
Sounds like something the Cheetoh would say
xerasiel
redtruck
Ontariariario! Looks like the QEW.
dogfavoriter
"Why is my car so slow!"
mksu
At least stick a periscope out the driver window.
revelator
Rainb0wNinja
I will gladly take all the snow in Vancouver Washington
ProcrastinatingWork
Jack better hold on this time!
KeraOatmeal
That was good
Cats2cats
Rapid reverse onto roadway. Quick application of brakes, snow off car.
Harm
The snowplow driver who just went by,watching his mirror,clenching his fist.
iosa
Payback for all the snow mounds he created at the end of freshly shoveled driveways.
TassleS2
*Unless there's snow on the road already. That'd probably be a bad idea.
derzoomer
Driving around like that would be kinda a crime here in my country
Oulalaalala
But what exactly is not a "crime" in your country ?
curialis
Just because they are going to accelerate several hundred pounds of snow and ice to highway speeds before it falls off? /S
Meetgeorgejetson4510
Absolutely! The license plate isn’t visible at all!
AShartInTheWind
I believe it's a crime in most places.
DdCno1
HenryLongfellowIII
Like the cops are going to be out unnecessarily..
CerisCinderwolf
I dunno.. these guys seem pretty persistent.
LunaLucia
More like multiple crimes
unluckyandbored
It's a crime here too, but that doesn't stop people from doing it.
eastend666
Law enforcement here couldn't care less. I don't get it.
Antininny
that's a carberg
powerwagondontcare
Why not carburg
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powerwagondontcare
So?
WienerBeener
Thats beer.
Antininny
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
It's just Carl's berg you know.
nimeton0
You are an asshole if you really drive your vehicle like that.
LeftRightThere
If I have to go into work, then I’m making it everyone’s problem.
CaldariBob
Relax, guy! It gets blown off eventually.
curialis
And its only moving 30-70mph (48-120 kph)!
ScootinNtootin
You are an asshole if you really assume that from a joke.
curialis
I too realize it is a joke but have also almost been hit by huge sheets of ice from the car in front of me
RUFingKiddingMe
This was probably a joke but anyone living in an area that gets lots of snow has seen asshats driving like this.
ConsumerOfStories
Dang, that's at least 3 inches
onecowboytoo
You are technically correct, which is the best type of correct.
CaptainSkyhawk
It's average size!
SporkD
That's what she said
choppedliveraldente
That's what she said!
MrKnowItAll1903
Your math checks out!
RunToTheMoon
That's what she said
Lugh314159
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Jewdakris
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allformmo34
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WarThunderLeakedMySpecs
Or as men say, “About six inches”
rowzdowr
Fayen
How many Mingos is that?
usingYourMomAsAHat
After three hours of math and research, I think you might be onto something
ElbowDeepInAMoose
I've contacted the local tech, they sent out a team of snowologists, frost mages, and some guy who stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. Its definitely around 4 inches.
Table5
Dammit he was right all along.
SedatedSl0th
My wife said holy shit 3 inches is a lot of snow. So I’m beaming today.
sundaymondayhippyday
Wife her again!
sundaymondayhippyday
Oh and I read your post about your life and marriage!
Now Wife her HARDER!
SedatedSl0th
Thanks internet friendo! September 26, 2025 was our two year anniversary. We celebrate hard every anniversary. Here’s to many more.