Oct 5, 2021 3:06 AM
SisterMidnight
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dragoMarbleGamer
This is the one of the entertainment division of your industrial-military complex we like in Europe.
Cosmicfisherman
She's great.
CommanderShitFace
The only 2 things Republicans know how to do properly with money is spend it and steal it.
kendrickmeadows1
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor ear-ly in the morning?
MailbornJenkins
Quit thinking like Republicans are telling the truth or are even trying to. They arent misinformed, they are LYING.
Powderhunter75
That woman is amazing. I root for her every day. pwning the dipshits.
crittercuz
Fengor
now if only the rest of the democrats in congress could find that fire and sass to ram through the shit we need.
glenngriffon
I love her attitude of "this is your mess, we have the receipts. I'm not cleaning it up, you are."
Vantahku
hijindc
Anyone have the whole thing? I want to hear the question too
Gryphonosiris
She has this look that says "Boy, I will cut you from neck to nuts if you don't sit down and shut up." It's glorious.
pennypoohbear
God I love her
imworthyourtime
She is, by far, the best hire in the whole USA administration.
PraiseAzathoth
Holy shit. I'm in love
shepahrdjhon
I HATE this character now. Poe's law was in overdrive with him and Jack Donegue and created more Republican 4chan and 8chan assholes
whitestgirlyouknow
I have the biggest girl crush on her. I wish I was quick thinking and convey thoughts like she does.
DadddyWarlord
honker bonker donkies
K1d1caru5
She forgot to point out how most of the debt occurred to make a few wealthy much wealthier while majority still struggle to make ends meet.
MissDeeMeanor
She is a gem.
WhynotVenger
Such a relief after her predecessor.
IAmTheMightyLeon
Republicans seem to think winning the election is where their job ends.
itsthevoiceman
And it works. They get what they want, and obstruct Dems.
outtaleftfield
Just like birth is where pro life ends
TurduckenMcNugget
No, they think their job is fleecing Americans for the profit of themselves and wealthy donors
CrunchWrapFrappuccinoo
cruzcbe10142
She’s the best her says rivals that of AOC and it’d great!
sas*
HeywouldJablowme
This is what Republicans have been doing for the last 40 years. They run up the debt, crash the economy, hand it 2 a Democrat and blame them
NotAgainRichard
The right wing ratchet
MacaulayCulpable
I love love, LOVE the fact that I just heard a White House press secretary use the phrase "spent like drunken sailors" and it was apropos AF
pinkmansaidthebest
Smart, Beautiful, can form an argument, and back it with facts. Is she single?
InfOracle
Sadly, for us, no. But yeah, I got a major political boner for her too.
AngryGraphicDesigner
America doesn’t deserve this woman. She is amazing at what she does.
IIikethecutofyourjib
Smart America deserves her. And we cherish her.
tidepool
And to think she wanted to leave earlier this year to be with her kids and stayed.
CosplayComet
Republicans? Responsible for their own actions? What is this, a comedy sketch?
StapMeVittles
v
theangryjanitor
Funny like hamlet
KaraokeLemur
Leave state of Denmark out of this!
Insomnia297
In a way, yes. But in the same way that Bojack Horseman is a comedy.
StarscreamAndHutch
I recognize that meme...
Metallica93
Imagine being dumb enough to still vote Republican.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
There are two reasons to vote Republican. You are either smart or rich.
Timinated14
14 Republicans are confused by your comment.
FrolickingFrolicking
J0NY5
It's either that they're dumb or rich enough to benefit from a conservative government. It's the same in the UK.
Youcantsaychickswithdicksanymore
This guy gets it. +1
TheInfiniteUnknown
I honestly think that they really don't know how fucking stupid they are. In fact stupidity is a celebrated trait amongst Republicunts.
virt
“I love the poorly educated” - Donald Trump
ungalin
Unlikely
GlebReawer
Stolen from @OldSchoolCoder
AtomIndigo
Proven daily.
GorillaPowers
Found the republican
askingseven
Most of them are not dumb. They’re bad people. Emotional cripples with souls made of dog shit.
jerkbadguy
I am emotionally crippled and have a soul made of dog shit, but still see the immediate benefits of not tanking the economy out of spite.
Pokedthebear
Americans are educated to be dumb. The whole system works for that. Schools, media, everything. Just a few resist this brainwashed stupidity
JiffyDealer
RustyMcKraken
Nepoleanblownapart
Or to think there's really that much difference at all. Rich getting richer same as it ever was.
LariCheltsy
"Its the same guy holding both puppets!" -Bill Hicks
warmNchewey
This is just comical and NOT an actual defense or criticism. Please, try harder because this both sides stuff is simply false.
Cebrail
Dear god dude, are you seriously this fucking stupid ? Rich get richer, but at least democrats try to help those not rich .
Such lazy, faux intellectual logic. Have some balls, eh? Which party was handing over pandemic aid money to massive corporations again?
dontrike
Herp derp both sides
narcoleptiKnickers
Yeah - sure. Name an armed insurrection Schumer or Pelosi tweeted support for.
ChiLLeCheeze
Give me a second while I check Facebook and pull the Rudy Guilliani defense.
PerpetuityPhoto
/r/enlightenedcentrism
annoyingjoe
CurbYourClassWar
JCstormz
ya no difference at all how the parties have handled covid, none at all. yup
Slewth87
False equivalence. Any other developed country Dems would be considered a responsible right wing party you may disagree with but can 1/
Live with getting into power for a few years occasionally. GOP are a dangerous dumpster fire. 2/2
alcaray
One party wants the country to go broke because their guy is not in the Whitehouse. The other party never wants the country to go...1/
...broke. That's a pretty big difference and you are stupid if you can't see it. 2/2
historycat
So 1 side is ok tanking any retirement investment you have, and shut down countless small businesses by defaulting, the other is not.
And you're sitting here saying "both sides"? That's just ignorance.
theLASTromanNJ
Most people don't follow politics so dont know....well....anything comes time to vote
koboldesq
A study showed people who primarily watched Fox News knew even less than people who watched no news. So...
Most people I know are so completely detached from politics when voting time comes they vote party lines because they don't know anything
SliderOfElay
Iran, from a mental health standpoint no news is obviously a smarter choice than any news.
Iran = I mean
dirtmarker
91valkerion
It just depends on which party's got the WH at the time, nothing else matters to them.
Arcian
There are few words to describe the extent to which I despise this man.
THIS!!!
Apeofdeath
What a bitch
ahairybear
Can we get a mitch criticises mitch just like the trump twitter criticises trump please
LoneWanderer85
republicans really are the worst humanity has the offer
ODSTsRule
Ever heard about the Rogue Khmer?
herculesthebad12
I'm not even American but, that cunt, boils my piss!
Oh my God I can steam clean urinals like that!
FlawedSquad
This evil old fuck needs to be voted out, or DIE. Both work for me.
Im german but if I ever saw him, I would drive him over.
kamalamckinney7
Why NOT both?
GOOD point!
because we cant wait for him to die. he sold his soul for many more years.
How much money do you think it would take for mitch to let me shit on his face? That guy has a price for everything
Tacocatsupreme5
Depends on how Republican you are.
Feralkyn
That's disgusting. I wouldn't want my shit anywhere near his face.
Fatherdoodle
He would do it for free if Daddy Don told him to
JPNGY76
Boston steamroller would do nicely
Closeenoughforthis
... kinky
Ya'll if we pitch in with reddit and.... well reddit we might be able to buy him out. It's for art people
Textuality
I'd pitch in. But it part of it has to be that his mouth is wide open.
goodclashpantyhose
I’ll join Reddit to chip in
zeusfdelta
He’d probably write it off anyways
For donating to the public…
Sounds like charity to me
Fuzzynubz
Man, Joe Republican must hate her so much. A mouthy woman that tells the truth? If she was a minority? Millions dead of coronaries.
Best argument I've heard for her wearing blackface....
coothlesscthulhu
Best the coronaries get them before they can spread the Rona though.
MechKelly
My republican coworkers absolutely despise her. Like Karen level of triggered. Makes me happy.
I bet they claim that other guy, the reporter, got the best of her again LOL
They usually bring up something about Benghazi.
CrazyCatLad
She is, redheads are minorities. Red Lives Matter.
I should put /s to safe.
JoeT85
as a former sailor that's done some drunk spending, those port call events get expensive.
berrygoo
I just might advocate for blackface in this case
eetsumkaus
we already have a couple of those though
The more the merrier.
Nuclearun
I think the last 18 months has conditioned me, at first glance I thought you said "Millions dead of coronavirus" and I was really confused >
On how Psaki was going to "cause" corona in republicans...
lukelorian
Look I enjoy her and obviously miles better than previous, but don't forget she's the state propagandist. She lies and spins with every word
TheLastBootyBender
Show us one lie.
Madalchemist2018
Uh maybe the drunken sailors, that's more of a mischaracterization though. I think they spent more like coked up hedge fund managers. /s
SuperSaiyanYamcha
CHECKMATE LIBERALS!!!!!
dfhowes
JLB36602
But they claim to like Palin and Boebert and Greene for those same reasons, are you suggesting they're inconsistent and hypocritical????
AShartInTheWind
Well, if they didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any at all.
Undrave
Hyporisy IS the point, there's no shame there for them.
INeverWaitForIt
Nah, they like those women because they're incompetent, know their place, and reinforce the GOP's misogyny.
nugenki
Inconceivable!
ggsbassist
Incontheivable!*
derzilly
Holy schnikies, did Wallace Shawn clone himself??
dangermess
How long until retired-Navy Joe Republican claims he's offended that she used the term "drunken sailor"?
ArkenX
As a former sailor, it's a saying for a reason. Alcohol abuse is rampant in all sections of the military, even more so in the Navy IMO
JCBalance
And dip.
NoIamAlpharius
I get woken up every weekend to find a drunk, injured PVT who doesn't want their command team to find out the hurt themself while drunk.
My last C school barracks was shared with Marines maybe a few months out of boot. We had a guy open our window at like 0200 and climb in 1/
In his skivvies and got into a screaming match with their SSGT. 3/
Completely fucking wasted and feel asleep on the floor. My roomie was a first class and found him in the morning. He jolted out of our room
TheSecondPiewackit
That reason is simple. It's 1700, I just got off work, and I get a phone call asking me to come back in. "Nope. Just had a beer."
Some people in my section tried that shit one too many times. Our Master Chief realized four people all lived at the same house and drove 1/
"One too many times"... Sounds like your section leaders sucked at their job if they had to keep pulling past 1700. Always a flip side.
His salty ass out there and picked all of them up to bring them back for our little emergency duty. 2/
Sounds like a great way to get an IG complaint. Just brought a bunch of drunk folks to duty. And they told you they were drunk.
dragoMarbleGamer
This is the one of the entertainment division of your industrial-military complex we like in Europe.
Cosmicfisherman
She's great.
CommanderShitFace
The only 2 things Republicans know how to do properly with money is spend it and steal it.
kendrickmeadows1
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor ear-ly in the morning?
MailbornJenkins
Quit thinking like Republicans are telling the truth or are even trying to. They arent misinformed, they are LYING.
Powderhunter75
That woman is amazing. I root for her every day. pwning the dipshits.
crittercuz
Fengor
now if only the rest of the democrats in congress could find that fire and sass to ram through the shit we need.
glenngriffon
I love her attitude of "this is your mess, we have the receipts. I'm not cleaning it up, you are."
Vantahku
Vantahku
hijindc
Anyone have the whole thing? I want to hear the question too
Gryphonosiris
She has this look that says "Boy, I will cut you from neck to nuts if you don't sit down and shut up." It's glorious.
pennypoohbear
God I love her
imworthyourtime
She is, by far, the best hire in the whole USA administration.
PraiseAzathoth
Holy shit. I'm in love
shepahrdjhon
I HATE this character now. Poe's law was in overdrive with him and Jack Donegue and created more Republican 4chan and 8chan assholes
whitestgirlyouknow
I have the biggest girl crush on her. I wish I was quick thinking and convey thoughts like she does.
DadddyWarlord
honker bonker donkies
K1d1caru5
She forgot to point out how most of the debt occurred to make a few wealthy much wealthier while majority still struggle to make ends meet.
MissDeeMeanor
She is a gem.
WhynotVenger
Such a relief after her predecessor.
IAmTheMightyLeon
Republicans seem to think winning the election is where their job ends.
itsthevoiceman
And it works. They get what they want, and obstruct Dems.
outtaleftfield
Just like birth is where pro life ends
TurduckenMcNugget
No, they think their job is fleecing Americans for the profit of themselves and wealthy donors
CrunchWrapFrappuccinoo
cruzcbe10142
She’s the best her says rivals that of AOC and it’d great!
cruzcbe10142
sas*
HeywouldJablowme
This is what Republicans have been doing for the last 40 years. They run up the debt, crash the economy, hand it 2 a Democrat and blame them
NotAgainRichard
The right wing ratchet
MacaulayCulpable
I love love, LOVE the fact that I just heard a White House press secretary use the phrase "spent like drunken sailors" and it was apropos AF
pinkmansaidthebest
Smart, Beautiful, can form an argument, and back it with facts. Is she single?
InfOracle
Sadly, for us, no. But yeah, I got a major political boner for her too.
pinkmansaidthebest
AngryGraphicDesigner
America doesn’t deserve this woman. She is amazing at what she does.
IIikethecutofyourjib
Smart America deserves her. And we cherish her.
tidepool
And to think she wanted to leave earlier this year to be with her kids and stayed.
CosplayComet
Republicans? Responsible for their own actions? What is this, a comedy sketch?
StapMeVittles
theangryjanitor
Funny like hamlet
KaraokeLemur
Leave state of Denmark out of this!
Insomnia297
In a way, yes. But in the same way that Bojack Horseman is a comedy.
StarscreamAndHutch
Vantahku
I recognize that meme...
Metallica93
Imagine being dumb enough to still vote Republican.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
There are two reasons to vote Republican. You are either smart or rich.
Timinated14
14 Republicans are confused by your comment.
FrolickingFrolicking
J0NY5
It's either that they're dumb or rich enough to benefit from a conservative government. It's the same in the UK.
Youcantsaychickswithdicksanymore
This guy gets it. +1
TheInfiniteUnknown
I honestly think that they really don't know how fucking stupid they are. In fact stupidity is a celebrated trait amongst Republicunts.
virt
“I love the poorly educated” - Donald Trump
ungalin
Unlikely
GlebReawer
Stolen from @OldSchoolCoder
AtomIndigo
Proven daily.
GorillaPowers
Found the republican
GlebReawer
Stolen from @OldSchoolCoder
askingseven
Most of them are not dumb. They’re bad people. Emotional cripples with souls made of dog shit.
jerkbadguy
I am emotionally crippled and have a soul made of dog shit, but still see the immediate benefits of not tanking the economy out of spite.
Pokedthebear
Americans are educated to be dumb. The whole system works for that. Schools, media, everything. Just a few resist this brainwashed stupidity
JiffyDealer
RustyMcKraken
Vantahku
Nepoleanblownapart
Or to think there's really that much difference at all. Rich getting richer same as it ever was.
LariCheltsy
"Its the same guy holding both puppets!" -Bill Hicks
warmNchewey
This is just comical and NOT an actual defense or criticism. Please, try harder because this both sides stuff is simply false.
Cebrail
Dear god dude, are you seriously this fucking stupid ? Rich get richer, but at least democrats try to help those not rich .
Metallica93
Such lazy, faux intellectual logic. Have some balls, eh? Which party was handing over pandemic aid money to massive corporations again?
dontrike
Herp derp both sides
narcoleptiKnickers
Yeah - sure. Name an armed insurrection Schumer or Pelosi tweeted support for.
ChiLLeCheeze
Give me a second while I check Facebook and pull the Rudy Guilliani defense.
PerpetuityPhoto
/r/enlightenedcentrism
annoyingjoe
CurbYourClassWar
JCstormz
ya no difference at all how the parties have handled covid, none at all. yup
Slewth87
False equivalence. Any other developed country Dems would be considered a responsible right wing party you may disagree with but can 1/
Slewth87
Live with getting into power for a few years occasionally. GOP are a dangerous dumpster fire. 2/2
alcaray
One party wants the country to go broke because their guy is not in the Whitehouse. The other party never wants the country to go...1/
alcaray
...broke. That's a pretty big difference and you are stupid if you can't see it. 2/2
historycat
So 1 side is ok tanking any retirement investment you have, and shut down countless small businesses by defaulting, the other is not.
historycat
And you're sitting here saying "both sides"? That's just ignorance.
theLASTromanNJ
Most people don't follow politics so dont know....well....anything comes time to vote
koboldesq
A study showed people who primarily watched Fox News knew even less than people who watched no news. So...
theLASTromanNJ
Most people I know are so completely detached from politics when voting time comes they vote party lines because they don't know anything
SliderOfElay
Iran, from a mental health standpoint no news is obviously a smarter choice than any news.
SliderOfElay
Iran = I mean
dirtmarker
91valkerion
It just depends on which party's got the WH at the time, nothing else matters to them.
Arcian
There are few words to describe the extent to which I despise this man.
Vantahku
THIS!!!
Apeofdeath
What a bitch
ahairybear
Can we get a mitch criticises mitch just like the trump twitter criticises trump please
LoneWanderer85
republicans really are the worst humanity has the offer
ODSTsRule
Ever heard about the Rogue Khmer?
herculesthebad12
I'm not even American but, that cunt, boils my piss!
theangryjanitor
Oh my God I can steam clean urinals like that!
FlawedSquad
This evil old fuck needs to be voted out, or DIE. Both work for me.
ODSTsRule
Im german but if I ever saw him, I would drive him over.
kamalamckinney7
Why NOT both?
FlawedSquad
GOOD point!
glenngriffon
because we cant wait for him to die. he sold his soul for many more years.
theangryjanitor
How much money do you think it would take for mitch to let me shit on his face? That guy has a price for everything
Tacocatsupreme5
Depends on how Republican you are.
Feralkyn
That's disgusting. I wouldn't want my shit anywhere near his face.
Fatherdoodle
He would do it for free if Daddy Don told him to
JPNGY76
Boston steamroller would do nicely
Closeenoughforthis
... kinky
theangryjanitor
Ya'll if we pitch in with reddit and.... well reddit we might be able to buy him out. It's for art people
Textuality
I'd pitch in. But it part of it has to be that his mouth is wide open.
goodclashpantyhose
I’ll join Reddit to chip in
zeusfdelta
He’d probably write it off anyways
zeusfdelta
For donating to the public…
zeusfdelta
Sounds like charity to me
Fuzzynubz
Man, Joe Republican must hate her so much. A mouthy woman that tells the truth? If she was a minority? Millions dead of coronaries.
HeywouldJablowme
Best argument I've heard for her wearing blackface....
coothlesscthulhu
Best the coronaries get them before they can spread the Rona though.
MechKelly
My republican coworkers absolutely despise her. Like Karen level of triggered. Makes me happy.
Fuzzynubz
I bet they claim that other guy, the reporter, got the best of her again LOL
MechKelly
They usually bring up something about Benghazi.
CrazyCatLad
She is, redheads are minorities. Red Lives Matter.
CrazyCatLad
I should put /s to safe.
JoeT85
as a former sailor that's done some drunk spending, those port call events get expensive.
berrygoo
I just might advocate for blackface in this case
eetsumkaus
we already have a couple of those though
Fuzzynubz
The more the merrier.
Nuclearun
I think the last 18 months has conditioned me, at first glance I thought you said "Millions dead of coronavirus" and I was really confused >
Nuclearun
On how Psaki was going to "cause" corona in republicans...
lukelorian
Look I enjoy her and obviously miles better than previous, but don't forget she's the state propagandist. She lies and spins with every word
TheLastBootyBender
Show us one lie.
Madalchemist2018
Uh maybe the drunken sailors, that's more of a mischaracterization though. I think they spent more like coked up hedge fund managers. /s
SuperSaiyanYamcha
CHECKMATE LIBERALS!!!!!
dfhowes
JLB36602
But they claim to like Palin and Boebert and Greene for those same reasons, are you suggesting they're inconsistent and hypocritical????
AShartInTheWind
Well, if they didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any at all.
Undrave
Hyporisy IS the point, there's no shame there for them.
INeverWaitForIt
Nah, they like those women because they're incompetent, know their place, and reinforce the GOP's misogyny.
nugenki
Inconceivable!
ggsbassist
Incontheivable!*
derzilly
Holy schnikies, did Wallace Shawn clone himself??
dangermess
How long until retired-Navy Joe Republican claims he's offended that she used the term "drunken sailor"?
ArkenX
As a former sailor, it's a saying for a reason. Alcohol abuse is rampant in all sections of the military, even more so in the Navy IMO
JCBalance
And dip.
NoIamAlpharius
I get woken up every weekend to find a drunk, injured PVT who doesn't want their command team to find out the hurt themself while drunk.
ArkenX
My last C school barracks was shared with Marines maybe a few months out of boot. We had a guy open our window at like 0200 and climb in 1/
ArkenX
In his skivvies and got into a screaming match with their SSGT. 3/
ArkenX
Completely fucking wasted and feel asleep on the floor. My roomie was a first class and found him in the morning. He jolted out of our room
TheSecondPiewackit
That reason is simple. It's 1700, I just got off work, and I get a phone call asking me to come back in. "Nope. Just had a beer."
ArkenX
Some people in my section tried that shit one too many times. Our Master Chief realized four people all lived at the same house and drove 1/
TheSecondPiewackit
"One too many times"... Sounds like your section leaders sucked at their job if they had to keep pulling past 1700. Always a flip side.
ArkenX
His salty ass out there and picked all of them up to bring them back for our little emergency duty. 2/
TheSecondPiewackit
Sounds like a great way to get an IG complaint. Just brought a bunch of drunk folks to duty. And they told you they were drunk.