IpostMyDogALot
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me irl
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efficiency
Keep trying
It's the best both wor....aaaaaahhhh
me irl
me irl
SithRuleOfTwo
This kid is going places in life:
OhMyGodChandluhBing
Not college but places
braingain
grinner
#13 knows how to be fun at parties.
disappointedpanda
"Never go in against a Cicilian when death is on the line, ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah-" -the last baby probably.
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
Oh my god. +1
ISmellManFlesh
Oh my god. +1
lyeNarsenic
* Sicilian, but +1
disappointedpanda
damn I thought it looked wrong, but it was 5:30 in the morning so...
strumfooligan
Accurate username is accurate
coolbanana
You scratchy me, I scratchy you - #4
loulani
That kid is going places
willduck
The only thing that can come close to this is watching cats jump on toddlers making them fall over. The best.
Decensus
Children don't run over children. John Deere 4x4s do.
Nodadynotdabelt
I love how the reindeer just commits to death and decapitates.
Necromartian
Forever traumatized
PoppinLochNessHopster
I love the blatant lack of reaction from the handheld cam when the little boy got ran over by the green tractor.
IvanFromPripyat
GTA before it was a game.
Cthulhukitten
wasted!
thatdudemarty
Reminded me of that scene in Band of Brothers where the German soldier got run over by his own side's tank.
andyskeels
Eh. Whatcha gon' do...
losviking
Definitely the uncle filming.
Wraivyn
At first I thought it was a riding mower. I thought I saw someone die.
TresusIbor
This thing needs slowed down with "WASTED"
Deathofanage
I think the kid died lol
GIsLife
"The kid died lol" -Deathofanage the psychopath
SeamenDemen
she ran all the way the fuck over him
SmellOfMonkey
Got his head too, that was just perfect
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
They see me rollin they hatin
deekadeek
And with a toy like that why would you be standing that far away from them to begin with. Just like the annoying parent/kid videos on AFV.
tron103
Its a metaphor for human relationships.
CardiacBabe
Oh my god! I lost my shit during that one!
Sssamalama
I know, as a mom I was like AAAH! GET THE KID!
Cactuspie
Have you found it yet?
CardiacBabe
Unfortunately no! Word has it that it is still rolling around the earth to this day...
valkyrie117
Hahah, some times gold is a few comments deep
BlackElkSpeaks
I know! was thinking that too.. Was also wondering if the kid was ok :0 looked like his head probably had a lot of pressure on it..
AriBerri55
Right?! I feel like I just watched a kid die, wtf.
damspam
My head was run over by one when I was a kid. It hurt but it wasnt heavy enough to cause any real damage. I can still count from 1 to tomato
Makinan
Heck, if you can still breckfast, you're a lucky guy
ifavoritedogsandsometimescatsandshi
Buckle up buckaroos
Daddygeek84
shuttlecockinakumquat
Savage
Tice0105
I was thinking the GTA5 wasted effect would be perfect
Blinklink7
Seriously thought that looks like he got ran over by the wheels and everything. Is he okay?
XequR
Theysaidthisusernamewastaken
Perfect.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Did that kid fall in the pool with Power Armor on? Good luck getting out lil buddy
davesrandomstuff
Take a closer look at #7 he denies the handshake, and then winks at him (footballer Steven Gerrard). Cheeky wee bastard.
davesrandomstuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQR5fSKQncI
eboh312
Cheeky indeed. I'm sure Stevie wanted to hit those cheeks a little harder lol. But probably not because he is a good man...
thoep
The kid with the hose in 5 is the perfect metaphor for me on pay day.
BreadyStinellis
I love that one. Poor dummy, good thing he's cute.
seeharmony
#5 - me trying to get my life together
riffifi
At least you enjoy yourself !
amazingpotato101499
Baby getting faced with mail made me lol
drewcy
Same
thatguythatalwayssayssomecontroversialshit
Kids dump has a completely different meaning to me than it does to you op
applegak
Found the parent
agermanguy
Childhood, when nothing really hurts you.
brassmonkeys
#10 ...as a postman hehehehehe
Hairyballsack
...Ahhh shadddap kid.
dadjokeschmadjoke
#10 - mailed it.
thenonworkinglight
They're like little drunk people
accidentalaxolotl
They really are :)
Magster2004
Have two. Can confirm.
MedicLt
Was that Tupac?
motittiesmoproblems
yes
fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork
Lost my shit at the letter in the mouth through the post box...
Ravenuser
Gloryh...no, no can do. It's a little kid...
charlietrundlethegreat
Looks like the parents/caretaker heard the postman and let him stand for the vid. Funny but dick move
oofda
Thank you! I thought wtf parents are shit heads
abeyoye
Find that shit. Flush it. Please
blankeyed
I can't stop laughing !!!
idonthaveanaccountt
"Eat paper, kid!!!" -mailman probably
Mysocksnevermatch
Ditto
FaceOfBeaux
Wanna know how I got these scars?
ShuffleBoars
Perfection. +1
FullMetalBitch
"When is the mail gonnaahGhBLAGGH!!!
foolhollow
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
ThinkFurther
What box? The mail just drops on the floor.. why do they have no box?
inmusicutrust
As a letter carrier I fucking hate these. Lifting the flap and getting a stack of letters and magazines in these w one hand in a bitch.
alicefreak47
That's pretty standard to be honest. People would have to attach a box of they wanted one, at least in the US anyways.
ThinkFurther
Why would such a horrible thing be standard. USA is known to be lazy, getting the mail from all over the floor is not lazy! :)
alicefreak47
Because contractors are lazy. They don't want to install more than necessary.
BeExcelIentToEachOther
Haha, stupid incomplete humans
pbaden
Larval humans activate my humor center.
pbaden
Larval humans activate my humor center.
slagath0r
aren't we all
CorrectorOfSlightlyOffQuotes
If you want I could complete you.
slagath0r
SUH-MOOTH
INFAMOUS243
Kid going down the stairs is a total badass
cndngrrrl222
Carpet burn!!
LilacDreamer
Taught our oldest son to do that as soon as he could walk so he wouldn't fall down our long staircase. Precious memories LOL
unhh
A+ camera work there too. You could really feel the action of the scene.
alicefreak47
That shit hurt my knees just watching it.
INFAMOUS243
Heh, I used to do it as a kid and it hurt, but I got used to it.
drewcy
#2: Nobody has ever felt the need to aggressively blow out candles as much as this kid.
anzujaamu
He reminds me of Gordon Ramsay
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
That kid is a fucking real life gremlin.
Godswork101
Future Fire Marshal, he didn't even mean to but his blood screams fire safety.
ChodeStool
Looks like the same kid in #6!
WagonWheels
personal vendetta
drewcy
*#3
PoppinLochNessHopster
I feel like that gif normally cuts off earlier and that's a higher quality longer version, he looks so timid afterwards.
samsonguy920
The one normally shown here is shorter. But I like this one, too. He looks so cute afterward!
CapnOfIndustry
I know. It changes everything.
kristianlyng
What's the deal with people giving motorized vehicles to toddlers? That seem like a really horrible idea.
xxPaulCPxx
OR...! OR - Now hear me out on this - It's actually the BEST idea ever. Haaaa?
loulani
Most that I've dealt with drive better than most adults I know.
annoyingpest
Lucky it wasn't a lawnmower. The boy probably ate the last pancake and forgot to share. She reacted as anyone would.
hailinghydrate
My 3 yr old has a power wheel. I don't let her drive over other other children. I stop it, because you know. Safety.
oowagachoochoo
catsnkartsnhashtarts
The reaction of the guy at the front in the first gif is stellar
ruferto
"thats right kid, welcome to dating"
snuzzled
Good for the little girl though. She didn't want to be kissed. :p
DankS0uls
I'm more surprised that they actually got video of Tupac
queenbhole
Mrw I saw that gif
jyhwkntx
you mean 2Pac
TheTrueFerds
Can we have him do reactions for all the gifs?
GdSvThQn
John Wall - professional basketball player and professional reaction guy.
Refmylife
That's not John wall.
strayyouknowwhatthatmeans
Professional reaction guy you say...... @fine bros
Merrysteam4
Hahaha hidden Gem alert!! +1
FFKonoko
Last kid can say rofl and mean it.
idontunderstanddickbutt
He looks like tony soprano
jetflight
Hey, I've been in situations where I can say that and mean it while an adult! Granted, usually intoxicants were involved, but still...
ElephantKid
#9 R.I.P
ijustwantmycatandmycouch
Oh man that infectious drunk baby laughter gets my ovaries everytime.
JakobThor
raim42
Not a bad reaction gif
RedStarBeograd
He looks like an uncle of mine
Stolf
It's a tiny drunk elderly man
appaismyspiritanimal
Benjamin Button?
lmScruffyTheJanitor
This was all I could see as I watched it 4 times. Glad I'm not the only one.
twhaxy
Is that Johnny Vegas?
Flyndaran
Holy crap. I thought that baby looked familiar. He really does.
FFKonoko
I love Johnny Vegas's laugh, and now I'm picturing it over the baby gif. Amazing.
chem1strygal
Genuinely worried about the kid that got run over. Can anyone confirm he was okay?
lyeNarsenic
He ded. (kidding, he's fine)
glassgorilla
Nobody knows for sure because he's still under it to this very day
tantricpooper
Kids are incredibly resilient.
GijaMash
Yes
Gatorsbitches
It was like a baby gta game
Hatebreed
If not they can make another one./s
visualvendetta
It's fun and easy!
annoyingpest
I am guessing you are not of the birth giving gender.
visualvendetta
The actual process of making one should be fun and easy for all. Delivering the finished product is, of course, more of a chore.
visualvendetta
In this case, the word "sex" should be used instead of "gender". http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/232363.php
annoyingpest
There are several factual problems with that article. It was probably written by a hippie journalist living in a city. I bet you could (1)
sbstnndrssn
This post makes you want and don't want kids at the same time
snet328
The only people who like kids are cunts and pedophiles.
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
Confusion just in time for Valentines Day
chaiteanunes
Not want*
TheRando
Just be an uncle or aunt. Play with them until they shit themselves
ParappaTheVelociraptor
As the favorite aunt of seven kids, can confirm. It's the best position.
foolhollow
Posts like this make me so thankful I got a vasectomy.
FedericoAstica
Because you know how it is being a parent just by looking to some GIFs on the internet. Gosh.
foolhollow
You're right. I'll never know what that is like and I couldn't be more happy about that. :)
LemonStarbursts
Listen to this with Katy Perry's "Roar" playing in the background. It's hilarious
phairysquid
They are so much fun the first few years. Then they're a different kind of fun until they're teenagers. Then they suck.
elbdms
Contorting on the couch ti try to hold in the laughter, so asks wtf, I lose it, wake up toddler... omg kids are so dumb XD
ENIGmA13
*Kids* makes you want and don't want kids at the same time.
ijustwantmycatandmycouch
Oh man that infectious drunk baby laughter gets my ovaries everytime.
Voodoomancer
Makes me want to have a friend who has kids, so I can spoil them with gifts like kazoos and farting slime, and then record the results.
wildfathom9
Hard to believe we came out on top.
DanteThunderstone
I'll take em if they can always play it smooth like the kid that dissed Gerrard
GlowGreen
Just makes me not want them, honestly.
eirebadboy
Yeah, I'm too worried about stairs slide kid going down head first some day to enjoy the fun.
flamingflamingo
Only makes me want them. It's a weird biological imperative.
ionlycommentwithgifsandpics
Same
spunkymonkey
Kids are hillarious dumbasses
ionlycommentwithgifsandpics
Mostly dumbasses though...
postapocalyptic
Mine were so much fun when they were little, then they became such serious grownups. It goes by faster than you can imagine.
Hatebreed
I like to compare them to drunks
ionlycommentwithgifsandpics
Aaaand upvote
IpostMyDogALot
My thoughts exactly while putting it together. "Hilarious little humans may resemble me! ... Holy shit they are fragile"
AngeIa
They are like tiny hulks, they can get run over by tractors and shit and still wobble their little asses away! Fragile, I think not
SquishyToeBeans
Tiny drunks :P
Waganga
I was thinking more like "Man these are adorable! ... Adorably stupid."
deathventure
"They're malleable, they'll bounce"
jtb1313
Fragile? I swear my cousins kids are made of rubber
ForSomeAbstractReason
I came downstairs with a drink and my toddler was running on the couch, lost balance, did a midair catwheel, landed directly on her head.
yourmomsawookie
Was it a, pinwheel colada?
newarkitecture
We just had our first kid... he's like a drunk midget
AntiDownVoteActivist
Mine is 2 weeks and a few days now. He's already looking way different and pudging up.
greatgooglymooglytheoneandonly
Don't forget suicidal when they can actually get into stuff. 14 m/o who tries to jump off of the couch arm :/
1metalnation
They all are, they slowly get more sober as the years go by. Although they only gain full sobriety in their late 20s
FedericoAstica
And then they begin to lose sobriety again.
Revisionof
And like drunks they can go from puking to "I love you" to belligerent in a minute or two.
newarkitecture
... with a bobble head derp look the whole time hahaha