The illustrated guide to a Ph.D.

Sep 17, 2014 1:17 PM

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Imagine a circle that contains all of human knowledge:

By the time you finish elementary school, you know a little:

By the time you finish high school, you know a bit more:

With a bachelor's degree, you gain a specialty:

A master's degree deepens that specialty:

Reading research papers takes you to the edge of human knowledge:

Once you're at the boundary, you focus:

You push at the boundary for a few years:

Until one day, the boundary gives way:

And, that dent you've made is called a Ph.D.:

Of course, the world looks different to you now:

So, don't forget the bigger picture:

Keep pushing.

Souce: http://matt.might.net/articles/phd-school-in-pictures/
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Best PhD analogy ever!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was expecting dickbutt

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was expecting Dickbutt.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw the thumbnail and thought:

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is incredibly accurate!! i mean i think... i dont have a PhD

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So you are saying that only PhD's add to the sum of human knowledge. That's great.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously, please remember the last frame. If you forget, you're either arrogant as fuck or unable to cope with reality. (sibling of Ph.d.)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's pretty assuming to assume that reading research papers brings you to the edge. Much of our knowledge is not written down in journals

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is true. My PhD work is essentially a pimple on the face of science.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PhD = Piled higher and deeper

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

As a college student, I have an approximate knowledge of many things

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Relevant: Sheldon lee Cooper PhD http://imgur.com/Mh1jxNb

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's bullshit that you should only have a deep knowledge of just one thing. I don't think you have as high of quality of life unless (1)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2) it's in multiple things as well. 2 or 3 things will do.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BS, MS, PhD. Bull shit, more shit, piled hip deep.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

BSc, MSc?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mount PhD

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Human knowledge is not equal in all directions so the total knowledge would not be a circle, it would look more like a star.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Phteven

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

*Phdeven

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Just the tip.

11 years ago | Likes 358 Dislikes 5

Phrasing

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give a girl the bigger picture and she won't forget it though.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I immediately looked for this comment. Some things just have to be said.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

just for a little bit

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This pleases me.

11 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 6

This displeases me. (But that's because any mention of the word PhD reminds me that I should be writing my thesis...)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not me, it taught me that I'm fucking retarded lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have approximate knowledge of many things

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

My favorite line, from a show I don't really like :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL my doctorate is the tip of dog penis.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

And all your knowledge on that subject is the rest of that penis. You're a dick, with a dickhead.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed and with my sperm I will breed knowledge!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right, dickhead. You go, dickhead! Way to be, dickhead! Spread that dickheadedness ALL over the face of humanity, dickhead! Dickhead.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Listen here you little scrotum pimple! I don't waste my knowledge on people's faces. My knowledge comes inside.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A knowledge-spewing dickhead, intent on impregnating humanity's knowledge. Or something like that. That's what I get from this. Dickhead.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a PhD, that blip is way too big...

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

ditto and ditto

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a JD I can confirm

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't say that all PhDs are pushing the boundaries, but some are. The real boundary pushing is usually after the PhD.

11 years ago | Likes 786 Dislikes 7

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKED UP SYSTEM THAT WON'T GIVE ME A POSTDOC BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PAPERS BECAUSE MY RESEARCH WAS ACTUALLY HARD!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PhDD

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I learned a lot from this thread here, and gained a deeper respect for anyone who has a phd. Impressive.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Look who got tenure.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also a lot of people write PHD's about crap which I know the answer to without having to write a 200 page report about it. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say a lot of them aren't. With internet these days you can find pretty much anything researched under the sun. 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would change the word "some" to "nearly all" - unless you're at a crap institution, you simply can't be awarded a PhD (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

unless you have produced/presented some new results and/or findings in the field. Every PhD pushes at least one boundary.. somewhere. 2/3

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In fact, in most departments within STEM subjects in the UK, its rare to finish a PhD without publishing at least 1 journal paper. 3/3

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yep, pushing the boundaries of what can actually get grant funding... so things within the boundaries.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You missed the point, It's pushing boundaries in that particular field, it doesn't have to be Nobel prize winning, but it is progress.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Technically" this is true since "Technically" the PhD is awarded for "new" research. In reality though, you're correct.

11 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 0

The best kind of correct

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not true, PhDs are by definition seminal research. That's what the term means.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

seminal: adjective 2. of, relating to, or denoting semen.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I agree with you, but the term just means "doctor in philosophy" (philosophy in the greek sense of "love of wisdom").

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

The purpose of a PhD is to research something that has never been done before. No matter how tiny and minute that contribution might be.

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 4

But in this day and age it must be hard to find new stuff to research?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

PhDs awarded for some social sciences are sometimes awarded for subjective criticisms that aren't necessarily presenting new knowledge.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but shouldn't they be providing new insight with their criticism? They can't repeat someone else's argument.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A PhD is to prove to the scientific community that you are capable of rational and thorough scientific thought, and can execute

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever people ask me a question only vaguely related to my area of research: http://media0.giphy.com/media/4fzys0sHG0lPi/200_s.gif

11 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 2

As an economics major, this is my reaction when my family asks for investment advice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i am majoring in physics, and my mother thinks I understand something about aliens.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I did sustainable aviation. People think I understand the physics behind flight and aircraft design =l

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha so true!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I majored in history. Once a kid asked me what history was so I explained and she said "so, tell me something that happened in history." 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I know that feeling, oh you're a nurse? Lists off several symptoms randomly, what is it? Uh.. Go to your doctor.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Then inevitably "Omg do you think is serious!?" dude I have no idea I medicate I don't diagnate.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 Complete blank. I could not think of one single thing that had ever happened. I finally mumbled.... uh, the Crusades? Good times!

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

How do you major in History and not learn anything about what happened in history?? I don't see what you would learn then...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I learned about history, I just couldn't come up with anything. Even non history majors know something that happened at some point!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait a second... then what exactly do you know about History if not History itself?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Conan O'Brien said he had a similar reaction when someone asked him to say something funny.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Everything prior to now."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was pretty much my definition of history. All the stuff that happened before now!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too vague, can't answer. Ask "like what" and make them answer for you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The kid was 4 :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the same when someone asks me to say something in German. If you know a lot about something, picking one thing is hard

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Every single time. "Oh, you speak Russian? Say something in Russian!" "Uhhhhhh..."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw, your faith in me is touching. I know more than that one interaction would lead one to believe, but a lot? Debatable. Thanks though!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GREAT analogy - too often, people assume that their expertize in one area translates into expertize in ALL areas.

11 years ago | Likes 2063 Dislikes 15

Not going to lie, I took way too long on "expertize" ..here's how it went in my head: "Experiteez..experiteyes..experteeze..ohh.. Expertise"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is especially true of medical doctors since they are also trained to work in a very strong expert (doctor vs. patient) position.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a phd I would say it's more like, too often OTHERS think my specialized expertise translates into expertise in all areas

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

or, you happen to know something outside your expertise and then assholes assume that you assume that you know everything

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Engineers are cursed to think they can do everyone else's job, but better. Everyone else's curse is they're often right"

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

bullshit, the masters and phds i know would be the first to point out what isnt their area of expertise and are generally the least arrogant

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Many - MANY others have a different experience...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We still believe scholars are like those of the 18. or 19. century: They really ventured into every field of science. Not possible anymore.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still possible just rare. Either they think they know everything already. Or the ones that do venture into all subjects no one respects.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It usually translates into the ability to quickly gain a good level of understanding in many areas.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Educated circles are shot through with a fungoid self-righteousness about matter with which they haven't had a filament of experience."

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

-Jim Harrison

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have an approximate knowledge of many things.

11 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 0

Im pretty much a jack of all trades, but master of none.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's kind of like me and sports. I can play all of them, and win most of the time, but only going pro in alcoholism.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's funny you say that I have a friend smart dude really good with math in college thinks he knows EVERYTHING, wanna smack him in the head

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*coughDawkinscough*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

apparently i'm the only one who came down this far

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can do a little programming in VBA and have developed a couple of tools I use at work. Moronic people then tell me I need to go into IT.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure they mean well, since the media generates the impression that IT careers are high paying, & what you can do probably seems magical

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in IT and that automatically makes people assume I know all. I can't program myself out of a wet paper bag to save my life

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Paperbag.Exit();

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say that knowledge MAY very well translate into different areas. Assuming people don't know shit about a field because they're /1

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

educated in another field is a mistake. The idea behind a solid education is to give you a solid foundation to build upon, and to expand /2

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

one's horizon. Of course, that doesn't give anyone a free card to assume that you know everything just because you have an education.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

thank you for telling us what the post says

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially doctors. Working in a call center, we learn to resent anyone who introduces themselves as "Doctor ____." They're usually jerks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too often people assume that I have expertize in other areas of life just because I am doing PhD in one subject of a subfield of a field.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had precisely the opposite reaction. The more I learn about my specialty (Classics) the more I realize how inadequate I am.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My neighbor has a PhD and he cut his lawn one entire summer with a weed eater.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm a mother of three and I think [..]"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why should I believe *you*?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in nuclear power. A doctor told me the local nuclear plant was to blame for the high diabetes rate. Wat?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As as IT guy, I imagine reading comprehension (reading instructions and error messages) is somewhere in the green section.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Socrates? Is that you? I thought you were dead!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot the hemlock again

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my god, you're so right

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda like Bill Nye and climate change, eh? Downvote away..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol - I gave up trying to change climate deniers minds a while ago. You get an upvote anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not in any way, shape or form a "climate denier".

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sorry for leaving out "Change" - but yer still a Richard head ;-p

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew what you meant, and I'm not sure how that classifies me as a dick head.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Though I understand why you may have thought as much

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kinda like whats happening in the nfl right now

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I summed up my PhD: I know a little bit of shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol - I've heard it said - - BS=Bull Shit: MS=More Shit: PhD=Piled higher & Deeper

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your username makes this even better.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's not what a PhD is! They're thinking of mad scientists!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's like when noam chomsky talks about politics. In linguistics he's awesome, and very smart in general, but he's stepping off a cliff

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My wife couldn't stand the master program students at her college because they had confident opinions about *everything*.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Teenagers, Young Adults - Strike While The Iron Is Hot! Leave Home Now hile you still know everything! (I had a sign with this on it)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is more so true for convinced liberals. They know everything, and don't you dare question their conclusions.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 18

You sound like someone who knows everything and I shouldn't dare question your conclusions.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I truly don't! I am actually not very convinced about anything. My strength lies in scrutinizing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

This is true for anyone that has a reason to believe they're smarter. It's inherent to humans - political affiliation is irrelevant.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

And I'm disregarding outright stupid people.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I do agree it's a human thing, but more prevalent for liberals. Compelling reasoning is done with little attention to complicating factors.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

One might accuse your post of making the exact same mistake.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That sounds like you're just suffering from cognitive bias. There's no way to measure how prevalent "it" is for all liberals.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

People can be experts without a phone. Trust me im an expert

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any PhD who's trying to convince you of anything political/economical and doesn't have actual assumptions and calculations talks BS. Me=PhD.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interestingly enough where I work Im the only one with a degree (not phd) and my colleagues assume Im supposed to know everything...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and by everything I mean anything thats not even related to my field by a longshot.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I talked to someone with a Ph.D while I did tech support and they were the biggest asshole to deal with simply because they felt so entitled

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really all I wanted to do was tell them to fuck off because fixing their own (email) shit clearly wasn't something they were an expert in.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Socrates found that he was the wisest man because he was the only one willing to admit to everything he did not know.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will Rogers said, "It ain't what we don't know that gets us in trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was a study done, and the higher level of education someone had, the more they admitted they knew very little. will link if i can find

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cant find it through google, im getting weird financial things. So take what i've said with a grain of salt.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect I guess kinda this, but i dont think this mentions a study on higher education

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL: PHD's are nipples.

11 years ago | Likes 3743 Dislikes 29

My thought exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

TIL I have 3 PHD's

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only are we nipples, but we have them too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course, the top comment of an intellectual post is something sexual.... Thank you imgur....keep pushing

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

more like a zit on the breast of human knowledge

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

*Stifles your-mom joke*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PHDs

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nipple-D.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of the PhDs I know are dicks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oh look, top comment from last time

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I didn't see this last time it was posted.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there are two types of people...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tiny, tiny nipples.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Just the way Asians like it.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Explains why they all like tits

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL: People think exactly who think exactly like me are chill as fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you *looks down and whispers* Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PhDoubleD's

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are fast

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only reply I have replied to haha.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only reply to a reply I've replied to

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dong nipples.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

knowledge knipples

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay I have 2 PHD's!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this?! Nipple for ants ?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Keep pushing" ha! that's what she said

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So .... PhDs can be sucked?

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Oh, yes we can. Sweet Jesus yes we can.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, they do sometimes suck the life out of you.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Confirmed. Source: am PhD student

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Defending mine in 12 days...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Defending" ?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called thesis defence in English as well, isn't it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can you milk phds, greg?

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

My supervisor sure milks the hell out of us.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a PhD Grege. Can you milk me?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can milk it for the rest of your life if you make everybody call you "Doctor".

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

the best reason to go for a PhD. I like the sound of Dr. QuadrilateralEnix.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm a doctor greg, can you milk me?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I can try ;)

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