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Imagine a circle that contains all of human knowledge:
By the time you finish elementary school, you know a little:
By the time you finish high school, you know a bit more:
With a bachelor's degree, you gain a specialty:
A master's degree deepens that specialty:
Reading research papers takes you to the edge of human knowledge:
Once you're at the boundary, you focus:
You push at the boundary for a few years:
Until one day, the boundary gives way:
And, that dent you've made is called a Ph.D.:
Of course, the world looks different to you now:
So, don't forget the bigger picture:
Keep pushing.
Souce: http://matt.might.net/articles/phd-school-in-pictures/
http://matt.might.net/
kungfuman
Best PhD analogy ever!
tridentboy
I was expecting dickbutt
DeadRudeDonk
Was expecting Dickbutt.
aintnothing
Saw the thumbnail and thought:
tigreblanc
this is incredibly accurate!! i mean i think... i dont have a PhD
jsmunroe
So you are saying that only PhD's add to the sum of human knowledge. That's great.
dorkyYorky
Seriously, please remember the last frame. If you forget, you're either arrogant as fuck or unable to cope with reality. (sibling of Ph.d.)
stoffo
It's pretty assuming to assume that reading research papers brings you to the edge. Much of our knowledge is not written down in journals
occlusion
This is true. My PhD work is essentially a pimple on the face of science.
peaseyfosheezy
PhD = Piled higher and deeper
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
As a college student, I have an approximate knowledge of many things
harbi
Relevant: Sheldon lee Cooper PhD http://imgur.com/Mh1jxNb
theadventuresofpuddles
It's bullshit that you should only have a deep knowledge of just one thing. I don't think you have as high of quality of life unless (1)
theadventuresofpuddles
(2) it's in multiple things as well. 2 or 3 things will do.
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
http://imgur.com/KTJ1WgR
copingcabana
BS, MS, PhD. Bull shit, more shit, piled hip deep.
AUNoth
BSc, MSc?
QuackMcDuck
Mount PhD
Vanessawolff
Human knowledge is not equal in all directions so the total knowledge would not be a circle, it would look more like a star.
captainafterbirth
Phteven
othtim
*Phdeven
LovelyLadyLumps
Just the tip.
KASHIFdotWALLS
Phrasing
ChaosLierLen637
Give a girl the bigger picture and she won't forget it though.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
I immediately looked for this comment. Some things just have to be said.
pearljam23
just for a little bit
Elbereth42
This pleases me.
schizznatt
This displeases me. (But that's because any mention of the word PhD reminds me that I should be writing my thesis...)
HYDROFRACKER
Not me, it taught me that I'm fucking retarded lol
MrKrillin
I have approximate knowledge of many things
thatackwardguythatnevertalks
My favorite line, from a show I don't really like :D
adhominem
TIL my doctorate is the tip of dog penis.
Dooood
And all your knowledge on that subject is the rest of that penis. You're a dick, with a dickhead.
adhominem
Indeed and with my sperm I will breed knowledge!
Dooood
Right, dickhead. You go, dickhead! Way to be, dickhead! Spread that dickheadedness ALL over the face of humanity, dickhead! Dickhead.
adhominem
Listen here you little scrotum pimple! I don't waste my knowledge on people's faces. My knowledge comes inside.
Dooood
A knowledge-spewing dickhead, intent on impregnating humanity's knowledge. Or something like that. That's what I get from this. Dickhead.
pigggers
As a PhD, that blip is way too big...
genengineer
ditto and ditto
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
as a JD I can confirm
pallentx
I wouldn't say that all PhDs are pushing the boundaries, but some are. The real boundary pushing is usually after the PhD.
Todesengelchen
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKED UP SYSTEM THAT WON'T GIVE ME A POSTDOC BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PAPERS BECAUSE MY RESEARCH WAS ACTUALLY HARD!!!!
MADFOX
PhDD
wam3483
I learned a lot from this thread here, and gained a deeper respect for anyone who has a phd. Impressive.
woscht
Look who got tenure.
Aquare
Also a lot of people write PHD's about crap which I know the answer to without having to write a 200 page report about it. 2/2
Aquare
I would say a lot of them aren't. With internet these days you can find pretty much anything researched under the sun. 1/2
actionjacks0n
I would change the word "some" to "nearly all" - unless you're at a crap institution, you simply can't be awarded a PhD (1/2)
actionjacks0n
unless you have produced/presented some new results and/or findings in the field. Every PhD pushes at least one boundary.. somewhere. 2/3
actionjacks0n
In fact, in most departments within STEM subjects in the UK, its rare to finish a PhD without publishing at least 1 journal paper. 3/3
MekootGorlock
Yep, pushing the boundaries of what can actually get grant funding... so things within the boundaries.
OhSquiggilyLine
You missed the point, It's pushing boundaries in that particular field, it doesn't have to be Nobel prize winning, but it is progress.
HamptonianPirate
"Technically" this is true since "Technically" the PhD is awarded for "new" research. In reality though, you're correct.
Phraxonomy
The best kind of correct
Beelsebooob
Not true, PhDs are by definition seminal research. That's what the term means.
ramblinjd
seminal: adjective 2. of, relating to, or denoting semen.
iwasjusthungry
I agree with you, but the term just means "doctor in philosophy" (philosophy in the greek sense of "love of wisdom").
schizznatt
The purpose of a PhD is to research something that has never been done before. No matter how tiny and minute that contribution might be.
bombadil92
But in this day and age it must be hard to find new stuff to research?
RoomTemperatureCoffee
PhDs awarded for some social sciences are sometimes awarded for subjective criticisms that aren't necessarily presenting new knowledge.
schizznatt
Yes, but shouldn't they be providing new insight with their criticism? They can't repeat someone else's argument.
belthasarthegreat
A PhD is to prove to the scientific community that you are capable of rational and thorough scientific thought, and can execute
hexachordalcombinatoriality
Whenever people ask me a question only vaguely related to my area of research: http://media0.giphy.com/media/4fzys0sHG0lPi/200_s.gif
IAlwaysPost140Characters
As an economics major, this is my reaction when my family asks for investment advice.
TornadoKiller
i am majoring in physics, and my mother thinks I understand something about aliens.
crazypassportgirl
I did sustainable aviation. People think I understand the physics behind flight and aircraft design =l
schizznatt
haha so true!
gopms
I majored in history. Once a kid asked me what history was so I explained and she said "so, tell me something that happened in history." 1/2
geriatricsanatore
I know that feeling, oh you're a nurse? Lists off several symptoms randomly, what is it? Uh.. Go to your doctor.
geriatricsanatore
Then inevitably "Omg do you think is serious!?" dude I have no idea I medicate I don't diagnate.
gopms
2/2 Complete blank. I could not think of one single thing that had ever happened. I finally mumbled.... uh, the Crusades? Good times!
Daktyl
How do you major in History and not learn anything about what happened in history?? I don't see what you would learn then...
gopms
I learned about history, I just couldn't come up with anything. Even non history majors know something that happened at some point!
odraencoded
Wait a second... then what exactly do you know about History if not History itself?
waffleninjer
Conan O'Brien said he had a similar reaction when someone asked him to say something funny.
chrisis
"Everything prior to now."
gopms
That was pretty much my definition of history. All the stuff that happened before now!
nonpenoiwteg
Too vague, can't answer. Ask "like what" and make them answer for you.
gopms
The kid was 4 :)
TrapsAreIllegal
It's the same when someone asks me to say something in German. If you know a lot about something, picking one thing is hard
BuckFitches
Every single time. "Oh, you speak Russian? Say something in Russian!" "Uhhhhhh..."
gopms
Aw, your faith in me is touching. I know more than that one interaction would lead one to believe, but a lot? Debatable. Thanks though!
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
GREAT analogy - too often, people assume that their expertize in one area translates into expertize in ALL areas.
emjei
Not going to lie, I took way too long on "expertize" ..here's how it went in my head: "Experiteez..experiteyes..experteeze..ohh.. Expertise"
dronir
This is especially true of medical doctors since they are also trained to work in a very strong expert (doctor vs. patient) position.
BearlyPresent
As a phd I would say it's more like, too often OTHERS think my specialized expertise translates into expertise in all areas
idontneednostinkingpuffin
or, you happen to know something outside your expertise and then assholes assume that you assume that you know everything
drcyberbob
"Engineers are cursed to think they can do everyone else's job, but better. Everyone else's curse is they're often right"
scabab
bullshit, the masters and phds i know would be the first to point out what isnt their area of expertise and are generally the least arrogant
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
Many - MANY others have a different experience...
WhenInDoubtC4
We still believe scholars are like those of the 18. or 19. century: They really ventured into every field of science. Not possible anymore.
mongolmatt
Still possible just rare. Either they think they know everything already. Or the ones that do venture into all subjects no one respects.
HackerJacker
It usually translates into the ability to quickly gain a good level of understanding in many areas.
BlueJeanLoogieQueen
"Educated circles are shot through with a fungoid self-righteousness about matter with which they haven't had a filament of experience."
BlueJeanLoogieQueen
-Jim Harrison
chucknasty
I have an approximate knowledge of many things.
TotallyNotChrisHansen
Im pretty much a jack of all trades, but master of none.
chucknasty
That's kind of like me and sports. I can play all of them, and win most of the time, but only going pro in alcoholism.
Cheesybeaver
It's funny you say that I have a friend smart dude really good with math in college thinks he knows EVERYTHING, wanna smack him in the head
Boredman
*coughDawkinscough*
idontneednostinkingpuffin
apparently i'm the only one who came down this far
TalkingToaster
I can do a little programming in VBA and have developed a couple of tools I use at work. Moronic people then tell me I need to go into IT.
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
I'm sure they mean well, since the media generates the impression that IT careers are high paying, & what you can do probably seems magical
idontwannayoucantmakeme
I work in IT and that automatically makes people assume I know all. I can't program myself out of a wet paper bag to save my life
Tukurai
Paperbag.Exit();
isHavvy
Error: uncaught exception on line 1: Paperbag is undefined.
Orph
I would say that knowledge MAY very well translate into different areas. Assuming people don't know shit about a field because they're /1
Orph
educated in another field is a mistake. The idea behind a solid education is to give you a solid foundation to build upon, and to expand /2
Orph
one's horizon. Of course, that doesn't give anyone a free card to assume that you know everything just because you have an education.
Foxygen
thank you for telling us what the post says
RanaAurora
Especially doctors. Working in a call center, we learn to resent anyone who introduces themselves as "Doctor ____." They're usually jerks.
MephistophelesPC
Too often people assume that I have expertize in other areas of life just because I am doing PhD in one subject of a subfield of a field.
jimbohammy
I've had precisely the opposite reaction. The more I learn about my specialty (Classics) the more I realize how inadequate I am.
youlovemeyouhateme
My neighbor has a PhD and he cut his lawn one entire summer with a weed eater.
TeenyWeenyStringBikini
"I'm a mother of three and I think [..]"
stickitinuryolo
Why should I believe *you*?
Ringshadow
I work in nuclear power. A doctor told me the local nuclear plant was to blame for the high diabetes rate. Wat?
kubi
As as IT guy, I imagine reading comprehension (reading instructions and error messages) is somewhere in the green section.
AlCaspone
Socrates? Is that you? I thought you were dead!
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
I forgot the hemlock again
smaug777000
my god, you're so right
Crawdiddy
Kinda like Bill Nye and climate change, eh? Downvote away..
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
lol - I gave up trying to change climate deniers minds a while ago. You get an upvote anyway.
Crawdiddy
Not in any way, shape or form a "climate denier".
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
Sorry for leaving out "Change" - but yer still a Richard head ;-p
Crawdiddy
I knew what you meant, and I'm not sure how that classifies me as a dick head.
Crawdiddy
Though I understand why you may have thought as much
strodrobro
kinda like whats happening in the nfl right now
ACanadianLostInAustralia
This is how I summed up my PhD: I know a little bit of shit.
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
lol - I've heard it said - - BS=Bull Shit: MS=More Shit: PhD=Piled higher & Deeper
SirWinter
Your username makes this even better.
batlrar
Yeah, that's not what a PhD is! They're thinking of mad scientists!
smaug777000
it's like when noam chomsky talks about politics. In linguistics he's awesome, and very smart in general, but he's stepping off a cliff
Snooj
My wife couldn't stand the master program students at her college because they had confident opinions about *everything*.
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
Teenagers, Young Adults - Strike While The Iron Is Hot! Leave Home Now hile you still know everything! (I had a sign with this on it)
olegh
This is more so true for convinced liberals. They know everything, and don't you dare question their conclusions.
Snooj
You sound like someone who knows everything and I shouldn't dare question your conclusions.
olegh
I truly don't! I am actually not very convinced about anything. My strength lies in scrutinizing.
Laimbrane
This is true for anyone that has a reason to believe they're smarter. It's inherent to humans - political affiliation is irrelevant.
olegh
And I'm disregarding outright stupid people.
olegh
I do agree it's a human thing, but more prevalent for liberals. Compelling reasoning is done with little attention to complicating factors.
Laimbrane
One might accuse your post of making the exact same mistake.
muntoo
That sounds like you're just suffering from cognitive bias. There's no way to measure how prevalent "it" is for all liberals.
PissedOffMiddleAgedWhiteAustalianMan
People can be experts without a phone. Trust me im an expert
woscht
Any PhD who's trying to convince you of anything political/economical and doesn't have actual assumptions and calculations talks BS. Me=PhD.
alchemist12345
Interestingly enough where I work Im the only one with a degree (not phd) and my colleagues assume Im supposed to know everything...
alchemist12345
...and by everything I mean anything thats not even related to my field by a longshot.
greyfoxv1
I talked to someone with a Ph.D while I did tech support and they were the biggest asshole to deal with simply because they felt so entitled
greyfoxv1
Really all I wanted to do was tell them to fuck off because fixing their own (email) shit clearly wasn't something they were an expert in.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Yes. Socrates found that he was the wisest man because he was the only one willing to admit to everything he did not know.
IDontKnowWhoIReallyAm
Will Rogers said, "It ain't what we don't know that gets us in trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."
thecolonels
There was a study done, and the higher level of education someone had, the more they admitted they knew very little. will link if i can find
thecolonels
I cant find it through google, im getting weird financial things. So take what i've said with a grain of salt.
thecolonels
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect I guess kinda this, but i dont think this mentions a study on higher education
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
TIL: PHD's are nipples.
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
My thought exactly.
delasole
TIL I have 3 PHD's
GhostfaceDougie
Not only are we nipples, but we have them too.
LongtimeLurker148
Of course, the top comment of an intellectual post is something sexual.... Thank you imgur....keep pushing
ArcaneM37
more like a zit on the breast of human knowledge
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
*Stifles your-mom joke*
zotten
PHDs
bastich
Nipple-D.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Most of the PhDs I know are dicks.
CommonWhiteBoy
Oh look, top comment from last time
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
I didn't see this last time it was posted.
DolphinLadyDawn
there are two types of people...
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
tiny, tiny nipples.
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
Just the way Asians like it.
songoku9000
Explains why they all like tits
KidGokuOmega
TIL: People think exactly who think exactly like me are chill as fuck.
LenorePoe
Thank you *looks down and whispers* Thank you.
MarsorBust
PhDoubleD's
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
Yes.
MarsorBust
You are fast
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
Only reply I have replied to haha.
MarsorBust
Only reply to a reply I've replied to
WardSharlow
Dong nipples.
coinlaundry
knowledge knipples
IChangedMyNameForThis
Yay I have 2 PHD's!
katcudi
What is this?! Nipple for ants ?!
Erilis
"Keep pushing" ha! that's what she said
TheGoodUsernamesWereAllTaken
So .... PhDs can be sucked?
GhostfaceDougie
Oh, yes we can. Sweet Jesus yes we can.
AngelRick
Well, they do sometimes suck the life out of you.
fantasticbratwurst
Confirmed. Source: am PhD student
RandomCulturalReference
Defending mine in 12 days...
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
"Defending" ?
RandomCulturalReference
It's called thesis defence in English as well, isn't it?
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
can you milk phds, greg?
ketum
My supervisor sure milks the hell out of us.
DangOlBoomhauer
I have a PhD Grege. Can you milk me?
pgdave
You can milk it for the rest of your life if you make everybody call you "Doctor".
QuadrilateralEnix
the best reason to go for a PhD. I like the sound of Dr. QuadrilateralEnix.
GameOfJabronis
I'm a doctor greg, can you milk me?
MelonPrince
I can try ;)