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Dec 2, 2017 6:18 AM
Honestlyzerg
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Captainplanetmotherfucker
He didn't deserve those scholarships.
buzzlightyr
My boyfriend moved to Holland for 6 months a year into our relationship to work for his dream company. Best thing he's ever done for us
esrannogard
What the guy said OR he doesn’t trust her that much
captjackvane
100% guarantee if this is true she'll cheat on him within 6 months.
kittyanya
Now that they can tax those scholarships, he might have made a good financial choice.
OohPee
I am guessing these were sports scholarships, not academic.
moonkin
even if they were...
DorkJedi
My niece turned down a full ride basketball scholarship to stay near her mother. Who she was fighting with and had not spoken to for a year.
k0sh2
If she loved him, she would insist he does the scholarships
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Exactly. If they want to stay together, they could find a way for her to go with him
FuryM0nk
She already sayin she a hoe in her name bruh
SassyBird
There is going to be so much resentment there in a few years. Good girlfriend goes: I'll come with you.
goumich
Nah. Mebbe turned down cause he just bought a sams club size crate of flaming Cheetos that he had to finish. But not a virtuhoe.
Cattsass
Biggest fucking moron ever if story is true
jakobhund
It's not.
Cattsass
Please........it's right there on the webs, gotta be true
Stefanfr1997
Wonderlust, VirtuHoe...? Man, this dude's even dumber than I thought if he's doing this for a self-acclaimed thot.
ElemenopCueAre
A 5 scholarship person is a nerd. Nerds only focus on learning, not romance (hence Sheldon). Besides, a smart gf would have not interfere.
HippDeutschMan
Subwall
I turned down a golf scholarship to stay close to home for a girl. Now we’re marri....just kidding, she cheated on me like four months later
BlackPengu
What an idiot
IncorrektGramerNazi
I'll take "things that never happened" for $100
1414145691
I'd like to think that maybe that's just what he told her, but the real reason is that he didn't want to do them in the first place and>
1414145691
she was his excuse... doesn't mean he lacks ambition either no reason he can't be doing something that doesn't require that qualification
niggakawaii
I will suck institution's dick for scholarship. Dumbass.
TheItalianinU
At least you are honest about it
ScottishPower
VirtuHoe? I'm sure he's made the right choice
fraggerinred
And she's going to leave him soon for being dumb.
MachineInterface
5 evil institutions tried to trick this man into debt slavery, but the power of love let him saw through their ruse!
pandatwee
He'll resent her and hold it against her for the rest of their short lived relationship.
Strostkovy
His mom offered to pay for five different community colleges
EdwardStarsmith
CC in NC guarantee all credits transfer to any accredited institute. I got my precollge done there.
shmachero
People need to stop shitting on community colleges.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
In the words of my professor. "Community colleges. Good for helping you find a local job in demand, bad at helping you settle into a career"
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Downvoted even though this was a community college professor. If you want a career you have to advance your 2 year degree elsewhere.
Strostkovy
I went to a pretty shitty community college
shmachero
After my TBI, I couldn't drive for 6 months. My CC helped me with my remaining credits and transferred them to state without any issue. YMMV
Niggawhat
CrossEyedVoyager
Nigawatt
Tynford
1.21 of them and you can go back in time. Might not want to go too far back though.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Honestlyzerg
you love that comment dont you fam
Gorillionare
It does go with his username.
Niggawhat
IbuildRobots
realfakegamer
Niggawhat
elhopaness
I don't think a proper girlfriend would be proud of that anyway.
damnyuoautocorrect
Preach it
Chocolateco0kie
Yep. My ex got a full scholarship too and was afraid of moving away because of our relationship. I motivated him to go, we were 1/2
Chocolateco0kie
In a LDR for about 1,5 year, all ok. He grew apart of me (aka became an ass), but at least he is doing what he likes now and I'm happy f him
TeepyandBear
You're a good person.
fleXbad
You're also a good person. Sorry, I'm not thoughtful enough to include a gif
zebil
Don't think most "proper" girlfriend would have the handle @virtuhoe either
Megghead
Just the one
HandsomeSwede
What’s a proper girlfriend?
TheMagicalBun
I think they mean someone who supports you is a proper girlfriend
HandsomeSwede
Sure. Her boyfriend chose to turn down a bunch of scholarships. Obviously she supports that decision, so I guess she is a proper girlfriend
DeathMetalEnthusiast
Grandpa supports me. Is he my proper girl friend?
Nova5269
Depends on your state
WantToBuyAButt4
inyeranes
A girlfriend who cares about her boyfriends life more than to just keep him to herself for her own sake.
HandsomeSwede
The only thing we can gather from this tweet is that the boyfriend made a choice. Why should she try to convince him otherwise?
inyeranes
It was his choise indeed. But it's the girlfriends attitude towards his choise that is kinda alarming.
HandsomeSwede
We don't know anything about her attitude. They may have had a lengthy discussion, they may not have. You guys are projecting.
ThisIsFrigglish
Next up: she cheats/leaves him because he "has no ambition" or "isn't doing anything with his life".
WereGonnaRockDownToElectricAvenue
usernamepolice
More than likely
usernamepolice
Sorry I’m drunk and depressed.That’s just how it is to me
GoatFloater
Only after he pays her way thru school first.
carchiko2
Her name says everything virtuHOE
LenfantSauvage86
Nah man she cheats while he's at work because he doesn't make enough / hes never around.
HEXADECIMAL
Ex wife did this too...I'm seeing a trend here...
heartlessninja6
Wha-? Do you mean the “Love is enough” stuff women say before marriage is BS? But they are paragons of virtue!
SlapThatBooty
HEXADECIMAL
fosuno
that seems better imo
Gasnia
Ex cheats on her, she comes back and says she'll give HIM another chance.
HEXADECIMAL
My ex wife tried this exact thing...
TabascoTheBeagle
This^
Botatious
Then they all end up with the clap
IsoPropylPotatene
Nah someone's just lyin.
usernamepolice
Honestly you’re probably not wrong
tcgl
I agree. Who would work hard enough to earn FIVE full-ride scholarships and then throw it all away?
mistlefoot
Someone who took the 6th paid for scholarship in the same City she is posting from?
wormsdie
rainballs
I'm friends with someone who did that. In their case, it's cause the closest one to her was actually his sixth scholarship.
johnzaku
FriskyFoxie
Honestly, way more likely that he got turned down and tells her the reason is that he wants to stay close to her.
MissSpelledTattoo
This.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Or what's also very likely is she is lying to inflate her own ego. "Look, internet people. Someone really cares about me"
StillPimpin
Lol do fools do this?? That's awesome, awesome to know guys out there, or I guess people in general do this. You do you.
DukeLion
Are you surprised that people lie to each other?
WMD1979
If it's true, he's gonna regret that decision for life.
SixFeetShort
Not if he keeps the girl for lofe
PeterHansen23
Times five
wormfood
I'm gonna go with he's lying
mblizzle
I'm gonna go with she's lying
NothingIsWrong
Nah, he'll have just told her that he got them but turned all 5 down
Noahy503
I mean look at her Twitter handle.
Ducksh
My cousin was valedictorian and turned down a free ride + opportunity to travel abroad for an asshole in Miami
onefaller
My ex turned down a bball scholarship to stay with me. I really wish she hadn't
Megvilla
Her blow job game is strong
BackInTheBox
When dating my ex, she said she hated to cook. I said I would love to cook for her. I have never regretted saying anything as much as this.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Yup.
DragonSphere
What if thats what he wanted?
myr14d
Unless she's rich. I mean, I have no idea who this woman is. For all I know she's inheriting millions.
asanimgurianiliealot
Probably. However if in 20 years they are happily married maybe not.
UnidaRising
Not if they couldn’t afford fuck all
Illthinkofausernamelater
If their relationship was rally that strong it could survive long distance for college. Or she could move to him.
Tofubutton
No relationship really survives long distance
vwbruce
Most of my friends with College make minimum wage while I don't. You don't need college to make money or be happy.
Tiahansere
Lies.
Babum
Plus, without a college degree your earning potential might become more limited and while your short term earnings are higher, long term dif
vwbruce
According to my down votes, I'm going to assume a lot of people have college debt while not making that much. Sorry peeps I feel for you.
DadddyWarlord
He turned down 5 colleges for free. Whatchu mean college debt?!
HighrockTendales
It’s definitely not clear cut if you have to pay, but if it’s free, you are an idiot not to go.
Babum
He's turning down free college. He's getting the free potential of higher income. No one is putting down non-college folks.
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
WOW! Negative 71 points as I write this! Lots of pissed off college grads flipping burgers here!
vwbruce
Yeah. I'm one of those wrong thinkers lol.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
I can give anecdotal evidence too: 4 years out of uni and I'm sitting on 6 figures, while my friends with no degree are barely making 50k
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Real world stats show STEM courses on average gives much higher salary over lifetime than people who start working. You are a special case
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Forget the money. What about intellectual discourse, personal development, exploring new ideas, networking, making something of yourself. 1/
vwbruce
I mean. Look at Berkeley or Mizzou. After seeing crap like that, I don't really trust colleges with my personal development.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Or being the best at what you can be. No one just GETS five scholarships. That's a fucking lot, you know. I didn't even get a single one.2/2
PMMEYOURGF
It’s usually what comes after college: a prestigious career
HighrockTendales
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AnActualTsundere
vwbruce
Which is not always what happens. If everyone has college, no one does.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
I can haz college
Phluther
Sure but if everyone has college no one would say "has college"
iPretend
Had a buddy turn down the Air Force Academy for a bitch who cheated on him the same week.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
He could still go though right? Just walk into recruitment and be like 'my bad I made a mistake, can I still go?'
Linguamancer
Getting into a service academy isn’t the same as volunteering to join.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Oh ok. I didn't see academy at first. Thanks though.
Dsoir
getting into an Academy requires sponsorship from a congressman, refusing the nomination pretty much closes the door on you going there