Imsupposedtodowhatnow
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It wasn't me
bdub7032000
Best d ever!
Rivet95
The first one is a dude, yet the cartoon is a girl.
ProxyPlayerHD
OR HE DIE
MJei
My photography teacher showed me the recreated pictures gift. She turned it into a phot assignment :(
burrderr
Jesus does not speak of his own accord
BigRedMonkeyButts
pretty sure the secret dog meetings are just about whats better belly rubs or head scratches
BabyBrachydios
#42 wolfenstien anyone?
InigoMontoyas1stsword
They're just rabbits...DOH https://31.media.tumblr.com/b05cf52c576b49c4b017b479cddfb765/tumblr_mjangycz9q1s5lf2ro1_500.gif
blackbenetavo
I hate these 20-years-later picture recreation things.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I like it when they include hot boys
Spunkrat2019
#17 Wait what.
NobodyExpectsTheSpanishInquistion
rufio42
Melania seems to be thinking "How did my life get like this?!"
NballardPDX
BtownMountain
I never understood why every college doesn't let you wear whatever. I paid a shitload of money to graduate, I make the rules now
somethinginthecorner
Sure the cats that have been dating a year are cute, but did you see that food? I would date that food. For a year. Or twelve.
trippintherift
Actually I'm pretty sure the BEST way to a mans heart is via the left infrasternal angle directed towards the left shoulder.
Pikachu88888
#16 well it does say in the Bible that "Jesus spoke not of his own Accord..."
asm80dfa8sdfj
It's all about being humble. Or shameful. Not sure which.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Damn those bearded brothers are fine
UnicornofPeril
Hot AND thoughtful. A winning combination.
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
NO
regregex
NO FUCKING S
Maldraek
#23 "I...I didn't know, Susan. How was I supposed to know!?"
UltraLincoln
Someone's never seen Watership Down. Rabbits are fucking brutal.
imhoots
The book is a good read. I discovered it in college then the animated movie came out and it sort of spoiled it. But, yes, parts are brutal.
JoshuaCM0408
Love that movie. It's right up there with the secret of nihm
iscasaci
Were those bunbuns or hares though?
CoolSnackChris
Or the holy grail
DerangedMoosh
I am impressed you have a gorilla to drop.
IIIIlllllIIIIlllIIIlIIllIlIlIlIlIIIIlll
No they dropped a dead meme into a good dump.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
it was the kid they dropped.
sarenasaurus
You don't say.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I did say.
SedativeComet
#18 I can't tell if he's bragging or complaining
LonelyBrannigan
Complaining I think
Gunz77
If it was me in that situation, I'd be bragging for sure.
Cheomesh
Complaining. I use the same kind of phrase for solving simple shit at work.
TeamSpicyTacos
Well, Jesus was all about the poor, did you think he was gonna pull up in a G6???
ReturnofthePLK
And he was humble too. For he did not speak of his own Accord.
OneNeoEon
Anytime some talks bible and cars i am reminded of an old joke. What car did God drive? 1/2
OneNeoEon
For "he drove adam and eve out of the garden in his Fury."
TeamSpicyTacos
he drove a plymouth???
Buckbeak1486
Not gonna lie... Captain Australia is sexy.
SomeCrazyNerd
I think there's something wrong with us.
Buckbeak1486
Hey, I find Driders (Elf, or human, from the waist up and Spiders or Scorpions from the waist down) sexy, too.
UnicornofPeril
I've literally been playing a video game about gay Orcs, Sasquaches, Werewolves and Demons. I can't judge.
Buckbeak1486
What game? Sounds marvelous! Is it strictly M/M?
UnicornofPeril
Bastard Bonds on Steam. You can play as a female character and there are succubi, jorogumo etc. (almost all monsters are recruitable) (1/2)
Beargasm
I am the brutally honest bisexual friend.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Actually, it should be apathetic asexual. But I'm not asexual /:
NotABunnyRabbit
Rate my crap selfie, brother.
Rowee
I have a sarcastic ace friend & I'd be the pissed off pan friend.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
In my experience, brutally honest is often just an excuse people use to be inconsiderate assholes.
Beargasm
The trick is knowing when to be brutally honest and when it's time to just shit the fuck up.
nuthinbuttherain
same hey
AngryBritishDude
As am I well I would be, if I had friends left.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Can there be one for apathy? Something involving loving boobs and kissing women but not liking the vagina? (yay spectrums)
Countercheck
ayyy
Pipecleaner61
Varys from GoT is the sarcastic asexual friend.
Hummingbirdbandit
And I am the pissed off pansexual friend. Together, we are... the Gayvengers.
twerkinwhitegirl
Me too
MoreDonutsPerDonut
Same
eightcastles
Same..
dave41666
username hopefully checks out. go on..
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Basically me
22ndCenturyTransient
I am too on even days.
razetherunner
i'm the sarcastic asexual friend, but not intentionally. well, the sarcasm is intentional, but the other bit... that's because i hate people
jayefrost
I'm actually bi but yeah, i can't stand people enough to date.
Sehnsuchts
Aces unite! There are dozens of us!
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Sarcastic lesbian male here.
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
I am.. no friends
Beargasm
Hey, I only have 3 friends. 6 if you count my wife and kids...
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
Oh those count? Then I have 3 friends!
Beargasm
RoxanneLaWin
Me too. I think it's our brutal honesty that gets us into bisexuality.
madmathematicienne
Less than impressed lesbian friend reporting for duty.
Kiore
Well fuck you Suzie I was up all night making this dip
Beargasm
TheCalvinintheWoods
May I borrow your services?
Beargasm
What services do you require?
hotdudecurator
Bet you can guess what services I require... ;)
Beargasm
Anal karate punch fisting?
hotdudecurator
HAHAHA ok, well you may not be as good of a guesser as I originally thought
DeadMoonDave
I'm a brutally honest straight guy.
B4k4Black
I'm just an asshole
waltjrimmer
I'm just a horribly awkward straight dude. ... Uh, so... I think I'll just go now, then. Uh, yeah. Bye. Uh, bye. Yep.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
Sarcastic asexual guy here. So, where is next meeting?
ImBrutallyHonest
me too.
Alberto0
Inb4 cis scum comments
boredomboredomboredom
Roger roger
RyanBall1
Sector clear.
Alberto0
Iseewhatyoudidthere
TheEmperorDarthSidious
I am the snarky guy who has "feelings" somtimes.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
We got you fam, don't worry
lizardbones
Who needs a friend group when you can just be all of them yourself
Beargasm
I think that's called schizophrenia.
IGuessIReallyLikePoniesThen
You actually don't have multiple personalities when you suffer from schizophrenia. That's a common misconception.
Beargasm
No, but all the voices or "friends" in your head was the joke, not personalities.
willowhoot
Treblaine
What Would Jesus Drive?
PresidentialRoboHobo
For he did not speak of his own accord
willowhoot
Wake up sheeple. The shepherd is coming.
CoolSnackChris
"What kinda car you got Jesus?" "That's not important man"
Iosephus