GloriousShinyBastard
376275
10075
454
Free printers for everyone!
Proof of common ancestor between manatees and penguins
Jugarnath
'couple of bestiess' Ouch....sorry buddy.
januskincaid
#18 BAH BAH BAH!!!
ThisAccountHasBeenPassedDownTheArmstrongLineForGenerations
Anyone else start whistling the Jurassic Park theme when you reached #5?
ReallyRonSwanson
ElectronicEnggWhoIsBetterThanYou
#42 He was known as the gold man cause his shirt was entirely made up of gold. He was murdered later.
Imaloserbabysowhydontyoukillme
This dump completes me +1
Alinthi
ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
Who is this man?
heysniz
*A nice winter bork.
skisurfer1
me trying to read the dutch one
GloriousShinyBastard
It's not that hard! Wait... it is actually. Dutch sucks
Rifneno
#3 I quote Morrigan: "I can be friendly when I desire to. Alas, the desire to be more intelligent does not make it so."
ScoreQuest
I was just at that part, literally 5 minutes ago. DAO ftw
matthdew
Hannah is a fucking sociopath
VX7567
If you aren't excited to be her bestie, you never really loved her in the first place.
OfMiceAndMenus
PatrickTrimble
There's only two things i hate. People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the dutch
Ewoutvhw
Trust me, we hate ourselves too
nasreal
skisurfer1
me trying to read the dutch one
v
Grenther
If it wasn't a play on words it would've actually not been that impossible to read. Say it all slowly je=you hebt=have soldaten=soldier 1/2
Grenther
it's quite similar ^^ 2/2 (ofc there's a few words that'll be really different though)
PMyourUltimateFrisbeePics
#31 Who on earth is trying to take a photo of that landscape? Or is there something not visible there?
Incompetentmonkey
The girl in the first picture looks like Summer from gloryhole swallow.
TheUserNamedImgiraff
#1 Why do I feel they are related
adellef
butzlightbeer
Time to start microwaving butterflies.
guyverfanboy
The free printer one made me laugh out loud.
IAlwaysUpvoteDumps
#37 Blind cousin looks like he's watching TV.
ImUnpopular
I haven't seen a lot of these. +1
smootherthanafreshjarofskippy
My name is Hannah and I'm single for the same reason
GloriousShinyBastard
Do you eat them afterwards?
QueLindo
QueLindo
... and date a one eyed mutant and live with a beer drinking robot. But yeah, nothing changed in the new year.
BeeeardedMan
Any help with the one that's written in Klingon? Or Yiddish, whatever.
Mouws
A Dutch joke about how subtract and jack off are the same words; aftrekken. Whatchu get when you subtract 99 of 100 soldiers. A bucket ful
Stillrelevant69
9/10 would still bang Hanna...who give a fuck about butterflys...its a different story if it was bees though...we need them bees..
pennylane73
see other comment. they are just as important! plus other pollinators use caterpillars to breed. (parasitic wasps) we need all pollinators!
NotAmused1001
Butterflies do the same thing as bees in terms of pollination.
jimwormmaster
Yeah, but they don't sell butterfly vomit in stores to put on a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
revelator
...............Would still bang Hanna.
Stillrelevant69
Thats 2 of us so far 7 more to go
Applepotamus
#15 jahjahjah ist gud. du hast mich
bjuttejuppe
And it's: gut
Protot
#15 aint german...
SupriseRectalExam
Its Dutch
GloriousShinyBastard
But Germans can read an understand dutch and the other way around. It's surprisingly similar
Ewoutvhw
That's partially true, the languages are very similar but 50% of sentences would still be difficult to understand at all. Source: I'm Dutch
GloriousShinyBastard
Basis gesprekken kan je wel voeren iig. De richting vragen. Vragen hoe t ga. Iets in de supermarkt.
Ewoutvhw
Ja, dat meestal wel maar veel ingewikkelder lukt niet.
justinmul
Wow, a Dutch meme.
CryptoLee
I was filled with pride when i saw it
knarfi
Didn't knew we had any besides Willy!
Stevetp
Does anyone else get strangely excited when seeing things from your own small country in between alle the English posts?
XavierWolf
Is there no 'dutch section' on imgur? I always assumed there were sub-categories for memes in other languages...you guys are really patient
TinedPhoenix
Yes, so true :)
squirrelrubbinghisnips
Tuurlijk
Grenther
Even though it's only like 22mil native Dutch speakers, we have a lot of internet access, speak English well & join English communities 1/2
Grenther
and are really active and pretty much everywhere on the web + partly psychology, you notice Dutch more cuz you are speaking it 2/3
Grenther
Thus it's not that uncommon to see it 3/3
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
What does it say?
justinmul
In Dutch the word for deducting is the same as the word for jerking someone off, so the kid asks the teacher what happens when you deduct1/2
PedroWasAlreadyInUse
The things you learn on imgur
justinmul
99 from 100, the teacher answers 1, the boy says No, a Bucket full and a tired arm.
PresidentProTempore
Thanks for that! And I think you mean subtract, not deduct :) not meaning to be an asshole, just wanna help.
justinmul
Could you explain the difference? And obviously you're an asshole for trying to help someone!
PresidentProTempore
Deduct makes sense there, but subtract is more common when we're talking about math. It wasn't necessarily incorrect, subtract 1/2
bjuttejuppe
Godverdomme lekker dumpje wa
AmstelPrins
Altijd genieten om wat Nederlands tegen te komen
GloriousShinyBastard
Neeeeeeh beter
justinmul
Lekker dumpie hoor
AmstelPrins
Kan dumpert nog wat van leren?
justinmul
Moeten eigenlijk dumps op dumpert hebben als je het mij vraagt.
AmstelPrins
Dumpert.nl for all of you foreigners
AmstelPrins
Sweet! Ja je kan ook foto's uploaden daar maar maar een tegelijk
ilikechurrosalot
#7 was in az. The highways here are always that witty.
ImpliedConsent
You are correct. I live a block away from that particular sign.
GloriousShinyBastard
Here in Europe they are lame. Only safety shit
mattordazm
I can confirm the highways in AZ are crap.
axiomatik
Was in PHX for holidays and saw several other funny ones. One said "even in the 7 levels of the candy cane forest you need to buckle up"
Ceemcgee27
"Aggressive drivers belong on the island of misfit toys"
tropicalsunfish
I was so happy when I saw that sign traveling back and forth between Phoenix and Tucson recently.
HotdogBronson
ADOT ftw (Scottsdale here). They do god's work with those signs.
qwerty4007
"Drive Hammered. Get Nailed"
Squeezit
Today, the freeway I drive to work everyday hit the front page.
experiment91
Yeah made me smile cause that's actually my exact exit.
Squeezit
Broadway? I have several more exits to go... I hate commuting to work.
experiment91
I'm fortunate (sorta) that I work odd hours. Rarely deal with rush hour but it's a pain if I need to go to the bank or something
Squeezit
8am to 4pm for me. Which basically means, leave 6:50am, get home around 5:10am (in good traffic). Lets not talk about snowbird traffic.
Squeezit
Oops, I meant 5:10pm
ilikechurrosalot
Same, I drive all the way from Tempe to Gilbert through rush hour daily.
Squeezit
I take the i17, i10 w, and 51n (then occasionally the 101). Or I'll take the i17, 202 E, then 101 N everyday. Snowbird traffic is awful.
Squeezit
South Phoenix to North Scottsdale for me. South Mountain all the way to Hayden and Northsight. I'm trying to quit my job.
axiomatik
Tempe to Gilbert isn't that far, and it's a reverse commute, isn't it?
ilikechurrosalot
I wrote that stupidly. I drive to Tempe in the morning and back to Gilbert at night. 202>101>202.
FrostingCement
Lmao, skipped to the comments to post this exact thing.
slipvyne
Same....
qwerty4007
Southbound on East Loop 101 passing Main Street (Apache for the heathens of Tempe).
s0uthw3st
*points at the Apache Trail signs in East Mesa* Ahem.
qwerty4007
That sounds accurate. I only work in Mesa, and was being facetious. I honestly don't care what they call it, but they should be consistent.
qwerty4007
That sounds accurate. I only work in Mesa, and was being facetious. I honestly don't care what they call it, but they should be consistent.
s0uthw3st
It's got five names from West to East - Mill Ave, Apache Blvd, Main St, Apache Trail, Old West Highway. Not consistent at all.
ImpliedConsent
Ok Mr. Mesa.
qwerty4007
I only work in Mesa. Though, I despised Tempe's overall attitude before I worked in the East valley. (Just being being facetious)
ImpliedConsent
Tempe's attitude? You mean Scottsdale ?
qwerty4007
I despise them too. But instead of being snooty college hippies/hipsters they are snooty capitalist snobs.
DevonL
#46 is that fucking jimmy carr?
Mimsey
Gonna have to remember that line. I never buy hot coffee.
devo27
erecti0nchowder
Mistook this comment for "Jim Carey" and I thought I missed a sweet new Jim Carey meme
SirBrendan
No, I'm fucking Jimmy Carr (in the butt)
MADMIKE
I really thought I read Jimmy Carter. Disappoint
tachikaze316
Carrbucks.
Zodi
yes but that's not his body. photoshopped lol
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Since no one here has done it.. https://youtu.be/mD48aPkXn4g
ManitySanity
God savior u are, i was thinking i went nuts
Alsaki96
Yeah, my first thought was thank god I don't drink fucking Starbucks!
Schmedes
Yes and you fucking knew it was
AvsJoe
No, it's barista Jimmy Carr.
Schloobydong
I can hear his fucking laugh just looking at him
Schlovia
Like a robot
Awildcanadianappeared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHRFJEcDRoc
Briomancer
Ha ha haaaaaaaaaa~
PresidentProTempore
One time on QI he just didnt stop so it was like "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" and I got so mad I had to skip to the "Haaaaaaaaaa"
MexicanSuperman072
Like a seagull.
numberonespongebebfan
I will now recreate another imgurians imitation of his laugh. HA HA HA HAAaaaa
kitsaheartsgrievous
ha-ha-ha-ha-HAAAAAAAAA
sharkhugs
Huh-huh-huh-HAAAAAAAH
aboxacaraflatafan
Yep. Related PSA: The newest Big Fat Quiz is on Youtube.
iamamitten
thank you but I think i'll watch Big.Fat.Quiz.Of.The.Year.2016.1080p.HDTV.x264-PLUTONiUM instead
Ifyoutypegoogleintogoogleyoucanbreaktheinternet
You're doing God's work.
aboxacaraflatafan
Letting everyone who responded to me know- the New Year special airs on the 6th!
Ifyoutypegoogleintogoogleyoucanbreaktheinternet
Just seen on Noel Fielding's Instagram! Thanks for the info :D
aboxacaraflatafan
Also- the New Year special airs on the 6th.
devo27
So is the Christmas ep of 8 Out Of 10 Cats; it is Carrie Fisher's last appearance on television.
aboxacaraflatafan
Oh, man, and I haven't watched 8 out of 10 Cats in ages! I'm gonna start back up with that one! Thanks.
irespondwithsimpsonsquotes
Crossrail
aboxacaraflatafan
Letting everyone who responded to me know- the New Year special airs on the 6th!
devo27
Oh, DO tell me more about the Crossrail!
Dragoniga
Thank you
aboxacaraflatafan
Letting everyone who responded to me know- the New Year special airs on the 6th!
Immaletchufinishbutno
Totally forgot about it. You are a hero.
aboxacaraflatafan
Letting everyone who responded to me know- the New Year special airs on the 6th!
KNIVESY
Seen it. But. Noel Fielding recently posted a picture with like, a second cast. What's that about?
aboxacaraflatafan
The New Year special, to air on the 6th!
KNIVESY
Balliiiiiiiiin
IAmRelevantToThis
Thanks! How had I forgotten about that!!
IAmRelevantToThis
Oh yeah. Been ill as hell over New Years...
aboxacaraflatafan
Ugh, sorry dude. Hope you feel better soon. Relax and watch some Quiz!
IAmRelevantToThis
That's ok, Im better now! Had the worst tonsillitis ever. You have just reminded me I still need to take my antibiotics though so well done!
aboxacaraflatafan
Letting everyone who responded to me know- the New Year special airs on the 6th!
IAmRelevantToThis
Thanks!
RocketTheTrashPanda
Yep dunno why he's in Starbucks but Defford Jimmy carr
juiceboxxe
It looks like one of the photoshopped images for big fat quiz of the year/8 out of 10 cats
TheRicM
Defford?
Zultharr
Defford.
WinnieThePuff
For deffs.
RocketTheTrashPanda
Auto correct of deffo
TheRicM
Ah got cha lol
PeakyBlinder
British per chance?
RocketTheTrashPanda
Yep