The true secret to success.

Sep 9, 2014 12:47 AM

RoseNoot

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AngryAndConfused

Shrek is life.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LiterallyYourMom

Get really good at painting, lure people over, paint their picture, trap them in a room to die, then display the portraits above their urns.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ididntgetthejobatfruitloops

So... You're like Fritzl?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dirtywhore

That folks, is how you play the game.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Satantheunicorn

Oh man. I'm a painting goblin.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pappycat

Where does the trash go? Trash cans need to be emptied and taken outside. I am not proud of this knowledge.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

YourFavoriteFriend

I did this after seeing this post a while back. Works brilliantly.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

complacency29

Thanks, now I have to get the sims.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

GoddammitMrNoodle

TIL.. I need a painting goblin.

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

YoMTVRapz

If you remove the stairs, how do you go downstairs to get the painting?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pghstitches

This is genius

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

blushark

Jokes on you, Sims 4 doesn't let you build basements (for now).

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pixiemeat

Sounds like an aldous huxley book I read once

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

kantackistan

Oh... my... GOSH. You mean to tell me there's an entire FAMILY living above me AND I NEVER KNEW IT?!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

iSpeakRussianese

MOTHERLODE that bitch

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

FaceOfBeaux

@RoseJaneNoble I love your username!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RoseNoot

Thanks! Love yours too. Clever.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

THEALLCAPSWARRIOR

Oh the Simbolism is so deep here I am gonna name it Marianas

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

GuffTheTough

Just keep feeding him those fish heads. Nobody ever has to know.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

elfortunawe

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas, by Ursula K Le Guin: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ones_Who_Walk_Away_from_Omelas

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

beetsbearsbattleship

Just read this last week. Feeling relevant is cool.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ULTRAJOE

thanks for that link

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

johnste

"Each alone, they go ... they walk ahead into the darkness... they seem toknow where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.”

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thefantasticzissou

I'm surprised this doesn't have more points +1 OP!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pgdave

One of my favorite short stories! It's important that we recognize that our lives are built on the backs of terrible things.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

jambajuice

I have never played Sims, but I feel like I should.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhi

I just download the tits and arse mood and make them all have sex.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhi

*mod

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

JonnyEl

Look up Robbaz on youtube, he did the same thing as well.... Poor, Poor Bertrand.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

MASSIVESPACEMONKEY

Yea but now he's a DJ....so he's got that....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

drew9000

Is that a police officer sim? I'm on mobile and it looks like Ken cosgrove

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

sugarlumps

I was thinking the same thing and I'n on PC. Seriously looks just like him!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ROBOT120807

I think it's the main character from LA Noire.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Therm

That's correct.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheNameIsDavid

http://imgur.com/5RtTKQ2

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

LoopStricken

I'd paint that goblin.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MisterMike1

Hi, David

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheNameIsDavid

Hi!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

YoMeLlamoAquilesBailo

so thats the rich people's secret?

11 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

BrassKicker

WE'RE ON TO YOU, OPRAH!

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

sidfromtoystory

pretty much what the title said

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YoMeLlamoAquilesBailo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sidfromtoystory

why did you comment it then?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

likeabakerikneadthedough

Ye but swap basement with an office cubicle; change the traits (learned) to fear, consumerism, apathy; and insert a hologram of the stairs.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

MarquisDeSadeVII

Heh, so they fall down the shaft. I get it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

likeabakerikneadthedough

I was more going for the illusion that if you work hard enough you can be super rich.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

torhs

Why not Bertram?

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle

Like and subscribe, and become Bertram today.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy

Gotta love Robbaz.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

mcboh

glorious post

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DickMercenary

Drop the Bert!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moogin

Too bad Sims 4 has no dishwashers.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Simnut94

Sims 4 has a fat lot of nothing

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

SuharuStormrage

It excels at not having things.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MASSIVESPACEMONKEY

.....please be robbaz related....

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

torhs

It is, it is

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Notetacular

Palahniuck would be proud of you.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

FuckYourJortsDude

yes. searched for this comment. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wolfostrophe

Chuck? What are you referencing?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HindenburgDisaster

The author's dark and morbid, yet so very funny writing style?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

FuckYourJortsDude

his novel diary. personal favorite of all of his books

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wolfostrophe

your username suggests otherwise. I never finished diary. I felt like it dragged too much. My favorite is easily Rant.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FuckYourJortsDude

i hated the way it was written haha. diary really was my favorite

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AreYouMadAtMeOrAreYouMadAtUrself

11 years ago | Likes 396 Dislikes 2

captainredbeard

I can hear their voices in my head!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

GadgetFreehan

Thank you

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

KaesekopfNW

And how is the fridge refilled with no way to get down there?

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

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11 years ago (deleted Sep 9, 2014 4:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Therm

He has all three traits fulfilled.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

annasinpajamas

same way you see sim boobies: rosebud.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carnwennan

All fridges have magical conduits inside them that allows for cooked meals to be stored and retrieved from any fridge.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HughLaurie

In sims 3 you can just drag stuff into the fridge from anywhere in the house. Then just replace stuff that breaks instead of fixing it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cruxador

"just replace stuff that breaks instead of fixing it." This happens in real life too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

astropapi1

The same way they get his paintings out.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

frogrexxy

I logged in for the sole purpose of upvoting this single comment.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ForThoseWhoHaveHeart

That is one high quality gif. It's glorious.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

astropapi1

I had to go crap-diving into Usersub to dig it out. Enjoy it! :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GasBandit

And how does the trashcan get emptied? I seem to remember my sims having to go around the house gathering garbage from the trash cans.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant

Move the garbage can upstairs, empty it, return it to creepy lair.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tangerine102

just buy him a new one every so often

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

KaesekopfNW

Or madam.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

KaesekopfNW

Touche, sir.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thomasberends

Switch it with the one upstairs and let the people fill it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0