ElbowDeepInAHorse
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Dec 11, 2017 2:14 AM
ElbowDeepInAHorse
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geiokami
@ElbowDeepInAHorse come on man I thought we were buddies and you didn’t invite me?
fredbloxx
perhaps this is the post-orgy relaxation
CounterPuncher
Hold on, I thought horses slept standing up?
GreenHeron
horses lie down every once in a while and have one pack mate keep watch for predators! sort of the equine equivalent of a designated driver
APackOfExcitedGingers
"it doesn't pay to turn up late to an orgy"
jesusisherelookbusy
Thank you, Mr. Hands.
GalacticToast17
Those horses look like they don't give a rat's ass. Like, seriously. Not even a little.
MydogandImakegifs
So cute
HorseThings
Am I the only one who thinks it's cute when they're pudgy and their legs don't touch when they lay down?
Iwanttofingeryou
tirusr
I now must post this on every post I view.
UserNamesArentEasy
lCommentInMostlyGIFFormat
+1 for the tags
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Horsey sauce? Sweet zombie Jesus!
Souperior
TomZarekVP
+1 for Arby's
TrashyRomance
Fresh bedding for everyone.
zzzbatmand
*look at title* * look at gif* *look at tags*.. Elbow deep in a horse? *look at username* Yup.
hydraz1ne
wtf does this have to do with an orgy
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Shimobe
Thanks, Smokey!
AlwaysUpvoteCorgis
Nice
WhiskeyTangoFedora
LMAO the FARTS https://youtu.be/RMJsqXzz5zs
ElbowDeepInAHorse
HAH! You found the source!
KnockKnockJokes
liftedtech
Arent you that horse from horsing around?
AlwaysUpvoteCorgis
What is this a crossover episode
WristDeepInAnOwl
draconichide
I saw the title and new immediately who it was.
bippityboppityBACON
draconichide
Yeah. My phone auto corrected to new and I have no idea why for a smart phone it's certaintly dumb
bippityboppityBACON
I love seeing comments like this. They’re funny to me. I always figure it’s something like autocorrect or English isn’t their first language
JWT07
I find the lack of 'flare in this post disturbing oAo
Shewy92
Are those the horses from Horsing Around?
tirusr
There was only one Horse in horsing around. His name was "The Horse".
Shargan8
No, that was a Labrador Retriever.
AlwaysUpvoteCorgis
That was the better tv show Mr.Peanutbutter’s House
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Is the floor covered with Horsenip?
niferisalurker
Is it ok that they are all like on the ground like that? Is there something wrong with them?
hailthejeep
They're actually in deep sleep! Horses can't sleep lying down for long when they're adults but when they do it means they feel very safe.
niferisalurker
Alright, I feel much better. This is a picture of happy, safe horses. thanks
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Horses can sleep standing up or lying down. During the day you mostly see the standing up.
niferisalurker
So they are just being lazy? Like big hard footed cats?
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Lol yeah. Horses are like giant dogs that do flight instead of fight. They're silly, have their own personalities.
NightDangerMoose
Looks like they just want to be in a stable relationship.
bippityboppityBACON
Looks like 200+ people didn’t either.
spaceowl93
Just wants a mane chick, a ride or die.
bippityboppityBACON
You deserve more than the source comment, my friend.
PillowFortPolice
Literally every time I see a horse post it's @ElbowDeepInAHorse
Mephian
GoSuBuns
Did you even read the tags mate ?
NightDangerMoose
Neigh, just saw the pic.
GoSuBuns
Nice
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Atta boy
Sirsir94
GiantSquanchy
ElbowDeepInAHorse
jetstreaminfinity
Could I get a source on that?
lCommentInMostlyGIFFormat
I didn't think horses were supposed to lie Down like that
aesthesia1
No they can, its just they are usually not relaxed around people to feel safe enough to do it.
Banditsalmon
They sleep like this for the REM cycle lasts about an hour. My horse usually did this around 2 pm when the sun was warmest.
itsybitsyspider
Can confirm but babies lay down and sleep longer. It’s cute though.
truthsmiles
Horses need 1-2 hours of REM sleep every 48 hours or so. That's when they lie down. Otherwise, they 'doze' standing up.
HisBabes
40+ years ago lying flat like that was a sign of sickness. Colic. My horse slept more curled up, not flat. One time he did was colic. Scary!
lCommentInMostlyGIFFormat
PedroWasAlreadyInUse
I thought horses would sleep standing
nuushba
They can. Depends on personality
itsprollyfine
They do
TheShadowsLengthen
They can, but it's not necessary. I think that if they feel safe, they will lie down.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
My neighbor got a horse that would lay down to sleep, and taught his other horses to lay down to sleep. They dony shit all over stall anymor
Rxby
it was probably just nice and warm and they felt safe enough to sleep at the same time/in the same area.
Rxby
Horses need to lay down to get REM sleep (1-2 hours usually) and nap standing. They also aren't observational learners so-
fulminatrix
I had no idea they weren't observational learners. It never occurred to me some domestic animals might not be. Interesting!
acidpigeon
Ruby, have you spent time with horses, watching them interact with each other & people? They totally learn by observation!
NotSureWhatUsernameToUse
they're herd animals, so I'm not sure I agree with the "non observational learning", would like to read your source please
Rxby
Depends on what you consider observational learning and instinct. Horses don't learn to crib from other horses and they won't learn that-
RyanMcFlyin
Are these your horses @op?
therearebearsinmyanus
no, I recognise them from the video "Horses snoring and farting peacefully" on youtube. Don't ask how I know this.
stupidstray
It's a very soothing video
RyanMcFlyin
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Neigh.
Ranger523
Nice!
Fizzledrizzle69
...yes?
UhnothisisPatrick
Neigh means neigh Harvey
L1ota
I just think you're super awesome.
Downvotemepussy
She fucks horses so I mean, I'm reserved on my super awesome status giveaway.
ColonelCasual
I thought OP was a he.
Mizuha112
Narp
SoberAsABird1
We are but men!
randoigno
Rock!
RyanMcFlyin
ON!!!!!!!!
IsThisReaILife
OoooOhooOooo
thedeg
In the source video you can hear how the horses fart, like a lot.
ManLonG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lroZLN1gQnw
getmthecrow
bastard !
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Haha yeah I've heard quieter metal bands
jt93
Horses fart. A lot. Source: grew up with horses
aesthesia1
Sometimes they wait for u yo walk by
MariusRhinox
Well yeah, OP loosened them all up with his elbow.
Barkinsons
Horses have a gigantic colon to break up the grass with bacteria, hence they fart like world champions
Corvuscoronoides
Funny life event for ya. My brother and I were feeding horses when we were kids and one horse was going feral bucking and carrying on /1
Corvuscoronoides
Because he was excited about getting feed, my brother puts the feed bucket down, turns around and the horse is galloping away, bucks /2
Corvuscoronoides
And farts at the same time and in doing so shartted and the poop landed on his face. Funny for me but not so much for him. Good times
Irreal
I guess better horse sharts then cow sharts
Corvuscoronoides
Yeah true lol