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Scrotumpunch
Why caps? There is absolutely no need for caps.
cruz881
It's like the opposite of what Jennifer Lawrence did.
Aussiejordan
I say this a lot in my classes as a teacher
vegatrongen1
A genuine dude much respect on and off the field
hotrodlady
Pretty soon SJWs will start saying trying to talk another language is cultural appropriation.
fabioferfig
Yeah Ronaldo is douchy most of the times, thatn wasn't one of them
ARNJ
This is how you should react when someone is trying to do anything they aren't yet comfortable with.
Barney841
speaking with a foreign accent is a great sign of courage!
Ductapefordaysss
French people
Porfirij
hate his arrogance ON the pitch, but OFF the pitch, with fans and charities he's an amazing human being.
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
Cristiano ronaldo: the man, the myth, the legend
GilgameshWulfenbach
People get offended if I speak to them in spanish, even if everyone else at the restaurant is speaking it. So I've stopped. Make me sad.
blobtron
Maybe you should just ask first, as a courtesy
odelay321
unless you're playing dota, fuck those assholes
murkas
o que faz o peixe na aqua?
TheFlyingFoxOfTheYard
Nada.
murkas
my 1st portuguese joke :D
drmount
What a handsome dude
LordGeneralHammerSmash
anyone got sauce for this
LordGeneralHammerSmash
Nevermind I decided to look it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8YGHCl2fPo
BlowinInTheWind
thanks for the sauce dude
LordGeneralHammerSmash
Your welcome,Have a good day.
IGuessDinosaursArePrettyCool
Good for you lol.
Rudywasoffside
I forgot what he was trying to say, but our Brazilian foreign exchange student asked me to "hold his poop" in the gym.
GreatTeacherMichael
Judged an English competition today. One girl said she loves the taste of "cock" (coke)
FaustAndFurious
Well did you?
PaxAuTelemanus
Push in my stool, maybe?
ImaSithDuh
He was asking you to hold his shit for him, wasn't he?
sirlouiz
probably yea, like, Yo can ya take a look at all this sht over here while ill go take a leak
Rudywasoffside
It was something kind of slang, I think he was trying to ask for a spotter
ImaSithDuh
Makes sense
PresidentProTempore
I cant think of any slang term that would translate to that in Portuguese. I think he was fuckinh with you or he has a weird fetish.
Rudywasoffside
I wish I could remember more, but I was 16. I wanna say it was something about asking for a spotter.
PresidentProTempore
I actually think the word for spotter is the same (pronounced "espotter")
Rudywasoffside
Well then I'll just go fuck myself
PresidentProTempore
Dont do that! He might have said "Apoio" (support) which sounds like "I poo you" (Ah-poh-yu)
PrincessLeliana
Unless you're playing a moba or cs:go.
AaroNine
Gif me mana!
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Yeah cs:go is full of Russians. Where do you think cyka bylat came from?
Misslnformation
Or Halo. You better be god tier if you come on trying to speak anything else
CometLaHal
halo isnt popular for meeting a ton of foreign languages on the same server as US or England....
turbulentlizard
CYKA BLYAT
IEatBaconBurgers
Buy me A V P pls
theoldgaffer
Thanks to dota im fluent in spanish. Mid me ptm ctmr ajaja mierda.
Hugums
Vodka lada cyka blyat!
odelay321
beat me to it
StanPDRwash
I can speak fluent russian now. Drop me awp cyka blyat
KuistiPanu
Pashla na hui!
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Kappalicious
FACKING KNOOP MOOTED
soulscythe
Cyka.
GadenKerensky
Just watch Boris' video on it, you'll know enough to get by in CS:GO
imalonelygirlinalonelyworld
Can you give me links?
GadenKerensky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSln1wzWK7o
imalonelygirlinalonelyworld
Thanks mate
GadenKerensky
*Thanks Tovarishch
NeneJPhilly
Who is he? He seems nice.
IgnatiusJReilly2601
Nope, he's a soccer player.
swagbornslayer
he's one of the best soccer players. On the field a jerk and idiot, in private - no scandal, cool with fans and helps the poor and sick kids
justicebeaverr
Most players are assholes on the field for sure
Linson
That's Lionel messi.
uusseerrssuubb
He's been dubbed an asshole yet also a nice guy. idk who to believe but it doesnt matter. He'll never meet me in person anyway.
manofice8993
I think he started off an asshole, mainly cause he was very young but grew up and became a good dude.
AxisBond
He's really not an asshole. He pushes himself to be the absolute best he can be by being somewhat arrogant and selfish on the field. 1/2
AxisBond
But pretty much everyone who has ever known him has said he's a fantastic guy in real life and nothing like the media portrayal 2/2
yakattak10
I don't see why he can't be both. He seems to not mind being a dick to adults but every interaction with his fans (especially kids) he seems
yakattak10
really cool.
LaBix
He is both in equal measure.
1400Smegabytes
Cristiano Ronaldo, he plays with his balls in public for money.
IfYoureReadingThisImDrunk
He sounds like a very interesting person.
SlickRiggins
Also a great humanitarian.
tropicalsunfish
Lmao best description of a soccer player I've ever heard
Kaofael
Football*
sneakysneakydemon
Crochet*
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Is he the one who blames the Jews?
LaBix
Yes.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
He seems like a really nice guy when he's not being anti-semitic.
LaBix
They said the same about Hitler too. *sighs*
cosmicbovine
I hope I'm pointing out the obvious here but he doesn't actually say "Jews did this", he says "injustice" :)