"OMG YOU'RE A COOK? You must love your job!"

Mar 25, 2018 11:11 PM

NihilisticNerfHerder

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Fuck it I hope I get customers sick then!

FP Edit: believe me ik my job sucks but I love being a cook! But my brother is a floor manager at a restaurant supply store so he got me in contact with some restaurants! I have an interview set up for Tuesday! Wish me luck!

Bad corrupt industry. But you know what. People gotta eat; and they always will.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then let them eat the rich... cake... that we sell for just $5.99 per slice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lick all the spoons.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

more than I usually do?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When I was industry they would always tell you to get someone else to cover your shift. No one would on short notice, so had to work sick.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No point accruing favours if no one who owes them to you will be there long, and half of them wouldn't consider that a bond anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call OUT sick? Have I been saying it wrongly?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love when employers say this. It’s like pick one!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly like being a nurse!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Typhoid Mary?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in the illnesses riddled flesh!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The feels

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just stop being sick and start being awesome instead!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your memes are trash kid

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha omg its you! How you been cutie?! So; how did my mom do?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found out she has cancer so i decided not to end her life early

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean if I was going to be with you I probably end my life too so it makes sense!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to come in with strep throat once because they didn't want to pay another cook overtime. Worked 8 hours with a 103 fever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

always come in but never act sick around customers or you're fired!

8 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 5

its so simple!

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what’re they gonna do? Trace the cold back to your establishment.. fak no

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And here I come along with my autoimmune disease and appetite, eat and catch the illness. Thanks for the side of plague

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dont worry, we smothered it in BBQ sauce so you cant see the typhoid infested phlegm we hid in your burger

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if it's good sauce.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe your boss is frustrated in general with the situation. Or maybe you tend to call in sick more than everyone else. OR you're the (1)

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Reliable one where the boss can handle things if others are out, but not if you are. See it through the boss's eyes, and it might make (2)

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Work a lot easier on both of you. (3)

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I've worked at this job for at least four years and only ever call out twice

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Yeah no it's the latter I'mdef one he tends to lean on more for help but that dsn't mean I shouldn't be able to rest if I need 2

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

So many comments in here are so oblivious to how bad management and ownership is in general.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I absolutely love cooking, which is why I refuse to get a job cooking.

8 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

As some who is a classical trained chef and worked with it for 10 years. I'm so glad I went back to university. Fuck working in as a chef

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still really want to become a chef, even after hearing everything people say. :x

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thisssss loved it, wanted to do it for a living. Now I fucking hate microwaving food let alone actually cooking

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I must be psychic because I already hated making food. I skipped a step! I'm an autistic prodigy!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I would love to be better at cooking, got any advice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doing more cooking helps you get better at cooking.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Find a meal you like. Make it. You will screw up. Do it again.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This, its all about recognizing your mistakes, where you can improve, and do it again. Never be ashamed to take advice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess that's good news for me, t thanks :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fucking name is hella relevant

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always go to work when I'm sick and get sent home. That way everyone knows I'm not lying about being sick.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they don't care lol they'll put me to work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that happens. At least its hours on the clock. I always just think that if I'm going to feel like shit, I'd rather be getting paid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just stay near your boss and vomit on him/her/it a few times, that should do it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And here I come along with my autoimmune disease and catch your critters. Thanks. Send food to my wake

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fitting name then haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It captures me. A nerd dying from a broken immune system. You're one of the precious few to get it +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I show up to work and get sent home. At least no one can accuse me of faking sick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they don't care lol they'll make me work

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If i called in sick one time without a weeks head notice my manager would lose his shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that sounds like its your fault. You should know to plan for when you're sick!(jk)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work as a Direct Care Professional for disabled women, and if I get sick I have to call three different people to take my place, and then-

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the manager on call to boot, of which there are at least 10 on a weekly rotation. Its a mess :/ Yet my coworker just has to call the house-

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work at and thats it. Something is fucky here if you ask me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you do your work and they can't afford to let the fuckup be alone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in the restaurant business I want to places have a zero tolerance it’s ridiculous and all honesty things happen

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

bro you gotta re-read that comment I don't know if it needs punctuation or what but it is not coherent at all

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Speech to text is real bitch Sometimes I didn’t check to make sure everything was correct my bad

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I work in the restaurant business most places have zero tolerance if you get sick or hurt your most likely fired it’s bullshit

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh I no tell me about it it's bs 1time I got a stomach bug and throwing up and they just threw me on prep so customers wouldnt see me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

how do you call out sick?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

was that rhetorical?..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you call in sick... not out

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

“Call out sick” is a variant most common near NY but used by some speakers all around the country. It implies calling *to get out* of work.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Calling in to work to call that I'll be out sick. I'm calling out sick.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

used to enjoy cooking. then i got a job doing it. now its take out central

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I remember I called in sick one time boss called bs and said come in I come in sick as hell and he stops me turns me around and walks me out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My old director pulled that shit. I came in and 24 hours later the whole office had the flu. 18 employees 4 supervisors the director and

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Business manager. After that they would tell me to stay home.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

most managers that i've met are absolute crooks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah it seems like theyre hard working but they just care about the numbers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That or how they appear to others.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came down with norovirus, didn't come in, boss wanted a dr's note or I'd be written up. Like I'm paying for a dr as a Food Service Worker.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

How'd you know you had norovirus then?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Web MD. He also has ball cancer and anal warts and is also dead.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Look, you really should've told me you were having a flare up before our "sorry you got cancer" pegging session.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't for sure, but it has pretty clear symptoms which I exhibited. Even if it wasnt , FSW's shouldn't go to work if they're vomiting 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and have diarrhea, which oh boy did I. Also, my mom is a nurse, so I typically ask her what's wrong wi th me if I'm sick or something.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you've never had norovirus...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think his point was "how would you know it was specifically norovirus without a diagnosis from a doctor." I'd be annoyed if some kid

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

came to work complaining that he had bacterial pneumonia or something when he hasn't been diagnosed. Still, fuck the idea of doctors notes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I agree. I didn't tell my manager I had noro. I said "I'm running a high fever, and I've been vomiting amd had diarrhea since last night" 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Subway tried to make me sign an agreement that if I called out for any reason, I would be removed from the schedule for a week.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the literal fuck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont know if thats the policy of the company or just the owner of that particular franchise but that was my first clue to nope the fuck out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the company, both my wife and I worked at Subway for awhile and that certainly wasn't in the paperwork.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always just thought of it as the profession where people opt into being treated horribly by basically every part of the experience.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as osomeon in the industry, i assure you, its not by choice. bills dont pay themselves....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't, but other professions also pay money.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

true, but most of them require expensive degrees, or an equally expensive move of location for someone like me who lives rural and thus 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only has 5 or 6 employment options that arent half a days drive away

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I legitimately feel bad for people born into, or otherwise stuck in, small rural communities.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*and smoke constantly, because that's the only way they ever get breaks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah I picked up smoking for that exact reason

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They all do, apparently, if they didn't already. I can imagine more punishing jobs, but few that hide in plain sight on every corner.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in a bakery, my coworker got mono. Wouldnt let him come into work, got fired for not coming in. 10/10 management

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

dox

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is that not hideously illegal. My union would have a great time working with me to sue the shit out of my employer if they did that

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No baker's union. I mean, that it's illegal doesn't stop corporations. They'll just go "Welp, if we break the law it costs $20,000, but 1+

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 following the law costs $20,001 so burn the orphanage."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can say for sure, but im gonna geuss a "right to work" state

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meaning?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They can fire you for almost any reason and the only 'benefit' you get is that you can also quit without having to give a real reason.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have to give a reason to quit otherwise?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its a cluster of laws supporteed by american conservatives. basically its union busting and kills any workers rights, so they call it /2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"right to work" to make it sound nice to people looking for jobs, but the real meaning is "right for employers to treat you like shit 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a balancing act for sure. No employer wants half his staff to catch one employee's bug, but they also need dependable employees. :/

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 20

It's not a balancing act. US employers are barely restrained from firing people capable of catching a cold. Balance involves opposing forces

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god one of my non-horse comments is riding a post to the front page STOP THE TRAIN I'M NOT DRESSED YET

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Worked in a 5 star that always told me "You only call in dead, never sick"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but there's nothing undependable about getting sick. It happens.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

my favorite is the - won't offer full time but demands total availability combo - like dude sorry I have to have 2 jobs cuz you stingy

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

yup

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 last job at a coffee shop - only employee w/ previous experience. said they'd bump me up to 35 hours after 2 weeks and were fine w/ me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 having a nanny job out of town on the weekends. Constantly bitching about how they don't have enough employees so they have to work shifts

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 themselves. Kept my hours less than 20 (learned later one of them was salty I couldn't do weekends even though they said they were cool w/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(ps: I'm obviously salty and needed to bitch since I posted a paragraph to your 3 letters - lol)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nah all employers care about if making sure their numbers look good.

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 12

I missed 2 weeks between February and March. Boss doesn't care.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In many cases happy employees = good numbers. Although you also have to be strict about things. It's a balancing act

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not true, sounds like you just have a shit boss. Or maybe you call in sick way too much.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

yeah its def the former!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

That's a bummer. Look for a new job!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a business. The primary goal is to have good numbers so you can stay IN business.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Calling in sick two minutes before shift start, an calling in accordance to company/store policy is important.

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Is the difference between making the numbers look good and the well-being of your employees

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And customers lol

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