Babygravymaker
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Mar 5, 2020 6:06 AM
Babygravymaker
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peroni6241
I thought this shit lost momentum after the Netflix documentary?
SirBonSama
... that way, when you do judge them, you're already a mile away... and you have their shoes!
baals
V.
Venfolnir
Leonardo1975
Alfa799
"Why do clowns wear giant shoes? To stamp out wild fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning clowns"
horsecrippler77
Yes. That way when you do judge them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes.
stilloldbull
My arches would be the only flat thing after that!
ColmMeaney
That way when you come to judge him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes
TMP5
wadatahmydamie
The flat earth thing is one of the few harmless conspiracy theories out there, unlike antivax shit, Epstein, Seth Rich, Parkland, and so on.
komododave
I’m not in the mood for bowling.
CyberAkuma
Those are some big shoes to fill
Babygravymaker
Woman banged a clown and in the a.m. he woke up to $$$ on the dresser w/ a note reading "for you to buy proper fitting shoes."
stopcorrectingmyfukinggrammar
It's fisbo please tell me someone understands that reference
Babygravymaker
Hmmm what about fizzbin?
unvalidusername
GeneralNuclear
And this is why disney tried to kill off max.
railroadman22
Easy mile to walk with the earth being flat and all.
Zekekisalaille
Remember, if you only believe the earth is round because you were told so, you're not better than a flat earther.
Babygravymaker
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No. There’s photographs of earth. Math can prove earth’s shape. Physics can prove earth’s shape. Knowledge and wild claims are not equal.
wadatahmydamie
This is some shit a Republican would say to attack climate legislation. Or really, any legislation based on facts they don’t like.
icommentwithsteveharvey
It's a growing movement. Have respect. There are flat earthers all around the globe!
feelingsarelaw
How many are registered on 4chan
ITouchedYourOreos
CarBENbased
Say that again, but slowly.
Xenomagus
Came to say this
Tubbzy423
Say that again slowly.
Babygravymaker
I see what you did there...
BISHPLEEASE
PathologicalLier
the only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
HolyCowDoNotEat
DoesThisOffendYou
Like LGBTQ+ is a fucking movement boi! Get on board or be labeled, fuck face.
teakasaurus
elrick43
HEY! I dont appreciate being used in this meme without my permission! Also I'm not a FUCKING flat-earther
Babygravymaker
Sooo you're a triangular earther
elrick43
No, I just have really big feet. Clown shoes are the only ones that fit
Babygravymaker
And your dates leave money on the nightstand for you to buy better fitting shoes the next morning.
elrick43
Doesn't change the fact that the only ones that fit are clown shoes... Or shoes from Kingdom Hearts
bookbookshelf
That's disrespectful to clowns
TychoTheMad
*sad honk*
StirlingMaloryArcher
My wife used to date a clown. Man, they were some big shoes to fill.
parabolic000
thank you. Even if you're scared of them, clowns just want to make you laugh. Flat earthers want to eliminate the scientific method.
Babygravymaker
Except the murder clowns...they don't want you to laugh
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Yeah. Clowns actually have to go to school where as flat earthers clearly didn’t
KiwiGameDev
Damn it, stole my line
JHawke
Funny, because a flat earther school would quite literally not be the craziest fantasy taught as fact.
DidItForScience
You have to go to school? Is there some kind of oversight board or other authority making sure all working clowns have a diploma?
DiedAndHauntingImgur
My uncle went to clown college and is now head of English at a university
Bmxtucker
Yea Clown college is actually pretty prestigious. Steve-O went to clown school.
DidItForScience
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you don't HAVE TO go to school for it. I doubt every busker, kid entertainer and carnival worker is a pro.
bookbookshelf
Otherwise you're just a cloon
DidItForScience
Or I should say, went to school for it. As getting paid as an entertainer or carnival worker is professional.
Scobragon
Good luck trying to get hired without papers... You could at best do children's parties, but usually those require registration too.
ispendtomuchtimehere
flat earthers confirmed in my region..i thought they were just trolls but they are real to me now
AwesomeTeddybear
Can you set up a meeting for us? I'd like to meet them
piratejenny
Yes, I thought it was trolling, too. Now I have one as a brother in law. The debates at Christmas ?
eggmuffin
"Gravity isn't real"!
Stephen9000
My flat earther friend says this
Counterfit
Your what
EniChaos
ex friend
Stephen9000
He's still my friend, the poor sod.
Sugarcrotch
ive yet to meet one. maybe i need to socialize with drop outs more?
Eranju
Try creationists. If the universe is already barely 6000 years old, the earth being flat isn't that much of a stretch
Sugarcrotch
then i have to deal with them trying to convert me... not with listening to that speel
PotKnight
Any creationist that believes in the flat earth is not a real creationist they’re fucking stupid.
Eranju
I do have a policy against low hanging fruit, but I also need to know. What's a real creationist, and how are they not fucking stupid?
ispendtomuchtimehere
god is just pretend. Sorry not sorry
PotKnight
I can’t explain a real creationist in 140 characters, answers in genesis YouTube channel has *some* speaking on it.
Eranju
...or at least willfully ignorant. I get religion. There's tons of intelligent religious people. On good days, I might even qualify.