I'm starting to like old people things

Feb 24, 2024 8:41 PM

Louiecattenip

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Gonna have to join a bingo group soon I guess

My son told me this weekend that he's been enjoying a lot of werther's originals recently... how old does that mean I am?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have the same sweet tooth I had as a kid. Nowadays I eat dark chocolate, wouldn't touch it as a child

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I referenced a scene in Brave heart the other day. Half way through I notice the girls blank stare... I ask if she's seen it. Nope. Hadn't even heard of it and didn't know who Mel Gibson was. I am suddenly way older than I thought I was.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mix them in a glass jar with some strawberry and orange creme saver, put into a table if the living room

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The sugar free ones are eatable on keto!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m 48 and work for a small town post office. We have a customer who gives them out. I joked that being a girl and taking candy from an old guy should be scary but I guessed we were both old enough for it to be safe. We both chuckled. He left me 2 candies that day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife says I dress like her mother. I’m a dude

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're good though.

2 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

A month or two back (and I just turned 47 days ago), a signal suddenly went off in my brain and I was like "Must... purchase... Bit O Honey"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You crush them up and dissolve them in vodka. I was introduced to this many years ago and I make a bottle every year. Keep adding them to the bottle until it gets slightly gloopy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A sucking candy lasts a long time, so it's good value.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me, always forgetting and then chomping them into tiny pieces: 'that's real fuckin neato'

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Werther’s Originals are an S-tier candy and anyone that insinuates otherwise is fool

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love me some Werthers

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't worry about it until you start buying raw ginger, just to be able to taste something..:)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now you're gonna have to start offering them to people.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, you can buy those? I thought they just magically appeared in your house or purse after a certain age.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Became a Nana, had to start a candy jar.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The vanilla creme soft caramels are awesome tbh

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Werthers salted caramel eclairs ftw

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Have you tried the maple creme soft caramel ones? They are also really tasty.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My primary school students went nuts over them when I once bought a packet in. I thought they'd be really unpopular but I was very very wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I spent 30 minutes researching and then purchasing nose hair trimmers the other day.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

30 minutes, I spent nearly 3 hours trying to figure out what the small room next to the kitchen was called , even googled it, I'd heard it mentioned before, but just could not think of it. Google didn't help at all. The pantry, the mud room, the scullery. No, No, ... I'll leave you to it. 😅

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember when they were still called Werther's Echte around here. (they changed over 25 years ago)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want some Brachs Royals caramels all different kinds

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of us, One of us

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

We accept you, we accept you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don't regret growing old. It is a priviledge denied to many.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

as long as you do not refer to ye olden times as "ye olden times", you are not old yet.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Already found myself giving a lecture to my kid cousin bout casette tapes and vhs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And don’t do a sheet over your apothecary table.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've liked them since I was a kid, so nothing really changed there for me

2 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 2

That was my thought. I bought them as a teenager in the 90s. Haven't had any in a long time, though. Time to purchase a bag!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but you just don't buy them yourself.. Jesus christ

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same here they are delicious

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same. Been one of my favorite candies since grade school.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're for young people and for old people... *Those are the only two age groups who consume Werthers in adverts.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you tried the salted caramel ones? They're awesome.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, really enjoyed them then, also now.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except now, you buy them for yourself.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I been doing that since I was a teen.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grandma had them.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yeah since i hit 40 the free supplies are being redirected to my kid.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In that little glass dish on the table, mixed in with those strawberry things, some old dinner mints, 3 buttons and a thimble

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the club. We meet thursdays at 4pm for dinner. Bring a sweater, it's drafty.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can I wear onions on my belt?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On your belt? Do you mean your suspenders?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the style at the time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah Werthers where always fire, trust me I'm a young per... Well not that young... Fuck I'm old :/

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nah you are correct. They were always considered "old people candy" even when I was a kid but kids always loved 'em anyway. Tiny bombs of fat and sugar, ofc everyone loves 'em

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That said, I don't eat them atm b/c their parent company is selling in Russia, and European companies paying taxes into Russia rn are, in my eyes, funding genocide. It cuts down a lot of chocolate, too, but at least Lindt stopped.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. You're not old until you have a bowl of dusty, stale ribbon candy...lol

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's all stuck together!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pink puck mints count too. Wintergreen.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh? You mean wedding mints or…?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These /a/StCFmzH

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And how do I reply with an image instead of a link?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve literally never seen a candy like this. In what country do old people have these? And what’s the texture?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canada, from my experience. It’s hard but slightly chalky candy. You can chip or gnaw at it, but not crunch it. Im at a total loss to give an example of a similar food. Comes in pink (wintergreen) or white (peppermint).

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0