BeardedWonder82
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A normal couple in Russia
Girl squat
For tickling Vladimir's gooch while oper8ing
Meanwhile in Russia
Jadd irl
me irl
Trashy. Literally.
woof irl
me irl
Ur nan n sis gettin redy for me to shag em propa
FP edit: Ladies send me your "ruskies"
MissClutz
Rugs on walls.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I'm hoping these are the Russian equivalent of "people of Walmart"
joshyjosh
russians are weird
mursepatten
Crouching Russian Hidden vodka.
VindictiveRidge
Spoiler: they're hiding the vodka inside their bodies. Shhhh.
MrFauxpaws
Does Adidas own Russia?
jeepaholic
If the Germans had won the war probably.
Stanistani
Top photo: Sturgeon General
insertcleverusername1
I figured this would be in the top three comments.
asstittiesandcatsman
TIL Russians love to squat in strange ass places.
YoureBeingWillfullyObtuseShannon
I like that they always look like they are having fun or just had fun.
Popcake
Drinking does that to you.
SeemsGood
This fish boat and the flip flop vodka drinking were gloriuous
cottonvag
I'm a bit surprised that woman's armpit was shaved.
YouMightBeRetarded
Slav squat yo
LisaJWho
Can we talk about his feet GRIPPING that tv????
thedogemperorofmankind
and people ask me why I'm trying to learn russian...
breezybriv
Squatting, Adidas, vodka and radiation birth defects: The Russian Standard.
BeerBatteredandBold
that's also back woods Arkansas standard too
Foodstamp001
Squatting and Adidas is to Russia as apple pie and baseball are to America
Stonetaku420
too bad apple pies english. just sayin
iwanttobebobdylan
Any reason behind the tracksuits?
agentmcgee
They all got rickets or something?
summitshow
Also cars on funeral stones and cigarettes.
HaulinOats
I think Russia is single handedly keeping Adidas in business
DougForcett
Russian guys: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5900000/Gollum-smeagol-gollum-5995695-300-425.jpg
Berrypickerasfuck
Someone quick! Photoshop Smeagol wearing an adidas jumpsuit!
WarriorSoul
I thought it said Russian gays, so I expected something a little more sad. Thanks for not making my day sad.
diggetydug
Dudes toes in the 4th are freaking me out.
AgamemnonsMemes
Is gravity higher in Russia?
wedontlookalike
They're like... European rednecks.
Peplinski
Im not so sure they're technically European. These specimens seem to be more of a Mongoloid/Asiatic/Inbred/Siberian strain of sub-human.
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
FriendlySkynet
they are like world rednecks
Mysocksnevermatch
Or American rednecks. Although I feel a little better about ours right now.
WarriorSoul
As a southerner (not redneck, mind you), they're voting for Donald Trump. I'll take their rednecks over ours.
explosivelyshy
As redneck spawn, I confirm and agree with this. It's
basedpizza
It's like a bigger version of Florida.
darxide
There is in fact a game called "Russia or Florida" and you guess based on images like these.
eeeeeagle
I don't think you want to call Russians European. Yup, pretty sure they'd kick your ass
PhDPool
To be fair, most of Eastern Europe is. Don't hate, I'm from there. Rednecks aren't all bad either, so don't hate on them either
clutchthepearls
Is the Earth's gravity stronger in Russia?
MADFOX
Yes
SoludisSnake
Yes.
MADFOX
Yes
unityz
yes
unityz
yes
Cal1te
Дa
theconeofdunshire
Yes
keepcalmgameon
Not a single picture of Putin.. smh
aether11
I got you fam http://imgur.com/a6EDWko
Volirus
Did you not spot casual wear Putin in the white sweater, fifth from last picture?
BeardedWonder82
Jesus Christ I forgot! I have failed.....
DeadOnionSaysWhat
It started out funny but by the end, it just makes me really sad. I feel so grateful right now.
155DangerClose
do you really think this is the norm?
DeadOnionSaysWhat
I think it's the norm for them.
joliegoalie
Yes. That was my takeaway too: a lot of poverty and questionable genetics
analbinosquirrel
These are pretty much the rednecks of Russia, some people, especially in the big cities have a better life
DeadOnionSaysWhat
Sure, sure, I assumed that, and that's kind of exactly what I mean, a crazy uncle is one thing, but the above reminds me I'm working class.
DeadOnionSaysWhat
By that I mean, even tho I'm not rich, I have it better than some.
Blondike
After every single one I thought "what the fuck"
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Same, but I also said it out loud a few times.
Dupr
It's almost as if poor people of average to below average intelligence are repulsive to middle class folks everywhere.
Blondike
Can't tell if this is a joke or not.
Dupr
It's not. Haves make fun of have-nots, the world over and all throughout history. These are poor people they're laughing at -not "Russians".
YourWaifuIsTrash
Blondike
Whatever the case they're still doing some pretty weird stuff. You're insinuating being poor and being weird go hand in hand.
Dupr
1 No, the pictures themselves do. They're laughing at monetary and cultural poverty. They could be from anywhere UK, US, etc. They are
paradoxagon
russia needs chairs
Lolmole
Lol
dillonpkelly
#chairsforrussia
rarac
I was just going to say that. All the hunkering down is a bitch on the knees
AmyBethMegJo
I assume if you do it every day from the time you start to walk, you build up the necessary muscles that make this comfortable.
rarac
Gains
GodOfTheBumbleBees
From my experience it's less about the muscles you gain and more about the cartilage you loose...
AmyBethMegJo
I'm not a croucher, so I don't really know what I'm talking about. :-)
omtopus
I feel pretty sure that if I landed in Russia I would get the shit beaten out of me by the first group of squatting guys I saw
Cal1te
I liked it. Then again im Scottish and all my foreign colleagues I was working with in Russia told me I fit right in there :D.
ddspill
If I ever go, I'll be sure to stock up on Adidas wear and a horribly bad balding haircut
155DangerClose
you realize it's a civilized country right?
omtopus
There are a lot of civilized countries in which I would get beaten up very quickly
155DangerClose
why is that?
omtopus
A general, cross-cultural sense of uncoolness
Cal1te
Welcome to Glasgow. The friendliest city in Europe. With the highest knife crime rate. (Get wrecked Finland!)
MacRockatansky
Russia is Florida's final form.
Kaalivanukas
Why is this not top voted comment
Collinsish
I have many questions but most importantly why do they crouch so much?
GingerOverlord
Slave Squat. Originated from early pooping poses
GingerOverlord
Slav ***
bazzoire
I bet they see pictures of us and say "Haha, why the fuck are they doing a duck face?"
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
Muscle memory from dodging bullets.
Radis
Always ready to have a shit at short notice.
Collinsish
This answer wins
Cooper1977
Reaffirming my belief that Russia is a third world shithole one pic at a time.
vauhtihirmu
Depends wildly where you go as far as I understand. Some cities are great but ofc make for less amusing pictures.
Popcake
Friend living there described it like a, "third world country with first world prices."
155DangerClose
yeah because pictures who only intentions are to make us go "wtf" are a good basis to judge a country as a whole
thecitrinewitch
Today I learned that Russians like to sit like crabs
PhiIIipJFry
I've never seen any russians and crab people in the same room. Coincidence?
wahllamaface
TIL I do not understand Russia.
Silymnd
The guy on the tv has fingers for toes. I didn't look at any other pics after that
ordohereticusinquisitor
/r/slavssquatting
Emerson1177
yep,adopted russian,sit like that pretty much every time i dont have a chair
diabloslawyer
https://www.reddit.com/r/slavs_squatting/
Thirdy
I can't do it, my heels won't touch the floor at all :(
LateNightBunnyParty
How...how does that happen?
Thirdy
I don't know, I will stretch more often :D
ThranduilsLeftTesticle
and wear addidas
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
25schmeckles
All I can imagine is that theres a serious chair shortage there
IllusionOfHatred
Craaab people, craaab people..
Kringhetto
Walk like crabs, and talk like people..
HarmlessDickbutt
So much crouching and bad hair
25schmeckles
I learned russians don't really have much in the way of eyebrows and really like bangs
dumptrucksrock
It's called the Slav Squat.
R3tr0P0tat0
It's called stupid.
sparrow445
To each their own, my friend.
R3tr0P0tat0
True. I just think crouching in photos looks weird.
izzwizamajah93
I'm gonna make a Instagram hash tag with nothing bit the Slav squat
Thepenisnotblue
https://www.reddit.com/r/slavs_squatting/
optisomnia
Originated from "slavic" slaves posture when they took a shit in the ground.
dumptrucksrock
I didn't say it was PC. Haha
Shmewkey
http://imgur.com/zjXVvVM
CletusMcFertherburger
She looks like Margaret McPoyle.
Shmewkey
I found a load of drunk imgur post this morning. This is one of them. I feel the full stop on her head really makes this.
TheOtherOtherBoleynGirl
I don't know what to take of this one......
Shmewkey
Dergy?
Kaalivanukas
DURKA DURKA MOHAMMAD JIHAD
TheOtherOtherBoleynGirl
Yes......Dergy...
Shmewkey
Dergy
TheOtherOtherBoleynGirl
Go home Dergy your one too many chromosomes short.
Muxter
Let be honest, if it weren't for the carpets on the walls this could easily be mistaken for pictures of people from Boston.
Jasperman62
I have to start hanging up my oriental carpets.. I've been doing it all wrong
Lugh314159
Not even Boston is this inbred.
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
Half these people look more inbred than sandwiches.
FuckSakes
Zzzaaaaaaaaaaamm!
AfflictedAnusQuencher
From UK here. Is Boston actually a shithole or is it just a myth?
Dupr
Dude there are UK collages like this one. They aren't any prettier.
fuckmegently
Parts of Boston - like parts of the UK - have loud, scary people. Every place does.
poronkusemania
Not bad at all. Just stay away from mattapan and parts of Dorchester and you'll be okay. And don't be friendly to people at night
Iamdisgusto
Boston is great. Mostly full of college kids but far from dumpy. There locals can get pretty rough but every city ousted like that.
djuliet
The worst Boston gets is loud, drunken frat boys after midnight who aren't getting laid and might want to start a fight. Not a shithole.
revcleo
UK here, I've been a little bit, nice museum, chinatown is cool, interesting public transport. Goes from middle of road to above, very tall.
corig123
It's my favorite city, and I will hopefully move back soon. (I have 0 track suits and do not squat for photos.)
itsnotsciencefiction
I love Boston!
corig123
It's got all the foods and concerts, without being impractically big like NY. Perfect!
itsnotsciencefiction
And all kinds of pretty old architecture