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Well.. This day just got a whole lot more interesting.
FP EDIT: Guys thanks a million for everything . I'm Sorry I didn't deliver Vault contents, honestly I assumed it was part of the demolition job (and we would get to finish the work) and I was sure we were gonna rip the room apart, little did anyone know what was there and now it's just going to stay as an in house job, no third party contractors.
Planet11202
Whatever it is can't be too important the hinges are open to abuse.
NotADodgeBallCannon
This guy has to be the worst person to be with.
saltedpretzels
WaywardSon1996
keep us posted!!!
frankinquincy
Jack, you in there? Kate were are you. I'm LOST jack please find me!
noelleo21122000
Like, zoinks scoob! Looks like we got us a mystery!
R3volve
It's shopped.
iwant2pee
What did that plaster board ever do you?
Vblink
Who just walls off a plug like that.
HipCaneDad
Two-contact- outlet dates this!
TacticoolWolf
SweetBabyJesus
You can have a heaping pile of Go Fuck Yourself until you come back with the rest of this shit.
BoogiesOogie
Thank you, I feel like people have no regard for the rules anymore.
Bab023
Looks like one of those "Trading Spaces" deals
BoogiesOogie
God Dammit... Does no one care about the RULES ANYMORE?!?!?!!!???!!!
88wut
Please patch the wall before dad gets home.
Ensano
1LiterMilk
I dont know if I can do this again
CallMeSleeper
Probably a cursed item inside.
jaydawgx7
Hey look, you found a place to charge your phone...
Greginator87
You son of a bitch
capicu
Dotty McDotFace
AnActualAlien
What does that little piece of paper to the right side of the actual door say? Looks like "Please-" something
EuphoricMadness
This some Get Out and Don't Breathe bullshit
MattyMan1234
OPEN THAT SHIT ASAP
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
POST OPENING IT ON THE SAME POST YOU TWAT!
Assfullofbread
He explained above why he can't :(
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
yup just noticed the same. to bad. lovely username btw
Assfullofbread
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
careful not to breath in the Smug
TheOneThatGotBanned
I love it when people just put drywalls over outlets or extent the outlet... idiots.
toddthewee
Look, if you're going to post this kind of thing, you post the whole fucking album from beginning to end!
McGreed
He was going to do this, but he opened the door first...
ehmurica
Read the username
toddthewee
Ah, you got me. Since the relative demise of anewbadlyphotoshoppedpictureofmuchaelceraeveryday, I've stopped checking usernames as often.
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
Checks out
Chairtastic
This is how white people die in horror movies. Just sayin'.
ohballs
at least we make it close to the end
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
My dog distracted me right after I read this so I was kicking it around in my head for a little while - I think it's actually rarer for
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
4) joke based on anything but stand-up routines from the 90s? (This is all just curiosity - I never gave th gag much thought)
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
3) earlier he made it all the way through. The Thing - 1 of 2 guys left alive. Urban Legend, House on Haunted Hill - survives. -- Is this
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
2) black guys to die early. The Day of the Dead remake features a prominent black character dying first - but that's weird because 23 years
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
google image search turned out negative, WE HAVE A RED ALERT PEOPLE!
clowndickfart
red alert has been downgraded to BLUE BALLS WARNING :(
DougDeNasty
Goddammed Communist Lerts!
superfeathers
It looks super photoshopped to me.
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
thats cause you are a straightcockatoo.
HiddenSanity
Stand down, OP mentioned in comments that he does not know, nor will not know the contents of safe.
teknojo
Perhaps someone who is not a third party contractor is aware of Imgur and will post?
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
shieeet
HiddenSanity
Apparently goverment job, once they found the safe, they were removed from premises.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
lol but he put a picture on the internet, nice Knowing you @OP
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
yup. just noticed OPs response. very much to bad that we'll never know.
BeerDidTrev
So you're saying he WILL know?
STGxDante
It's a govt. Building they were escorted out after they found it.
REDS1X
double negative ftw!
REDS1X
We won't know what will be in the safe, the guy working there was escorted out once the government found out what they found.
LurkThis
Shut, not again. What are the chances of op delivering this time?
youresorttorepostingcomments
This is a Reddit thing, don't act like imgur started this shit
Axelord
Depend if you like your pizza frozen or not.
TwoPumpTrump
We are not ready for another safe post...
iambowser
About 3.50%
UmmRonYourOn
About tree point fiddy cent..
Jusmar
100%
PaulLynde
ZERO
NAVYCMAN
R2 says the chances of survival are 725... to one
batukhan
I just shut my pants
TeraGX
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
https://youtu.be/AilThYULfCc
Chpgmr
i remember this. Poor Kmart, its shipping itself.
ragekritz
The infamous safe did deliver, but the results were not satisfying. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/the-mystery-vault
everypostepic
I'd say it's a pretty safe bet.
YouArePlayingTheGame
SCP ?
MasonxReborn
SCP-1258
MasonxReborn
I've given you a number. you do the rest
williamp132
human's martial arts book, right?
ImTheWorstPersonToBeWith
Actually I can tell you with sheer certainty that I won't deliver. This is a governmental building I'm working on. We got escorted out after
Sobostio
Oh damm that's worse now i need to know gonna have to be on basis...
Jameszombob
What building?
pxpress
"Better safe than sorry." - Security probably.
DigBick2000
YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON TO BE WITH
boopmonger
Well I can tell you there is no red tape. They use that way too often to keep locked up
youraveragedeveloper
Add this to the post haha.
poopoobrain
fucking el
VladThePoker
from the ex russian embassy?
lurkerconvert
RVAALLDAY
Aliens
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Wait, government building that they escorted you out, but they let you in with a personal electronic device?
schmooz
DMV's are government buildings, right?
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
They wouldn't have escorted him out of the DMV just for what I see in that shot. That is the key qualifier.
Pointlesscommentary
Thank you for the closure
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
Uncle was a locksmith for the government, he would open the locks but never the door. He never once saw the contents of what he opened
vonKaiser
AnActualAlien
What kind of building? Military, logistical, research facility, etc?
TheDino
Pretty sure you are on a government watch list now.
ottotravel
User name perfectly apt.
mcd177
Arrrgh! Way to peak my interest then rip it away.
Grahamerknotsea
*Pique
mcd177
Noted. Thanks
nouseforaheart
Thank you. It peeves me almost as much as "sneak peak" ;)
Grahamerknotsea
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
Snique pique?
ringringringringringbananaphone
Why do you build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down and not show me around this mystery safe
usersubbordercontrol
Man. I played this song while collecting every giddyup buttercup in fallout 4
DiracsDelta
.... an attempt was made
zefall
A pretty good attempt :)
usersubbordercontrol
What kind of government building?
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
That's clas.... tax! it's a tax office, boring really, you'll be so bored.
Freakingdoomguy
A front for the foundation
ImTheWorstPersonToBeWith
We told them what we found behind the wall.. Sry guys..
Vagetarian
That's where they're hiding the declaration of independence.
SleepyGoose
At least you told us
TheBostonBruins
Let me get in, let me get in now
SupernaturalReactions
IsmokedAweedOnce
Jacxy
What branch of the government?
awesomechicken
I appreciate the lack of empty promises. +1
Nanoxt
WHAT WAS IT
lulubiscuit
Booooo. Tease
Courier87
And that was the last time OP was heard from again
LlamaLingo
Damn. Ask those in charge later on and hope they they tell you?
MatissesPieces
Who is THEM???
bart2pl
i call bullshit
pippindvm
Did you at least flip the switch first?
Blubberpet
Something like this just happened in the Rhode Island state house, they opened it and it was empty.
DavidIsTaken
Username relevant. :(
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
Redoing a SCIF room?
nvrgnagivuup
Probably not, if so, bringing a phone in and taking pictures is a big no no
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
If the room is empty, no files or storage, or it's being demolished or rebuilt it's still technically a SCIF it just has no sensitive docs
PaulLynde
So I work in DC. Pls tel me this was around DC
reamman
this was around DC
PaulLynde
Oooooo where?
GreatReferenceBro
You found a hidden compartment in a government building and were immediately escorted of the premises? This is some Nicolas Cage level shit.
Azshanta
More like escorted off the premises for making a big ass hole in the wall.
NoNoNoPlsNo
Yup. This is good movie plot material.
Mavgurian
Tweet Donald. Make him think he is cool when he spills the beans. Challenge him somehow to make him tell.
CosmicMetal
3lv3n
fuckingtnuc
And then decided to take a picture of said government property and post it online. Genius
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Op won't be replying anymore due to bullet in skull.
Falos
he ded
taralanth
Yup. Bye OP have a nice "accidental" plane crash.
VexicalG
We're gonna steal the declaration of independence ladies and gentlemen
cringeandpurge
https://media.giphy.com/media/9zoXcah600aT6/giphy.gif
mondeca
The Queen will pay handsomely.
GreatReferenceBro
LaBotte
OP gonna die from a "Car accident" in few days....
SpikeTheGoat
RIP / f
CairoLen
Overdose. Tragic how he hid his addiction from literally everyone.
ShowALK
A double-headshot "suicide"