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blameitonmyjuice
You left out the director choices! Poehler: “One take, two hours straight, no stopping” (Birdman). Fey: “5 minutes once a year.” (Boyhood)
DaveTwice
I would love to show her a polite amount of time.
bufferkiller
Prepare for the double-standard douchebags that don't understand satire.
FFKonoko
What are you even referring to?
shecallmemisterboombasticsaymefantastic
Colin Firth...as Mr Darcy...in the wet white shirt, holy shit.
ThatRandomChickYouDontKnow
*Nod*
WARLORD
"Chris Pine or Paul Walker?"
StraitjacketClassy
Well, well.. Look at Poehler being a cleavage bandit.
PraiseTitties
Tina Fey is looking pretty elfish...I bet she would look glorious in elvish clothing
marquisdechocula
Tina Fay
tarataqa
and then out of it....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tinytextistiny
The hi def of these clips is so hi def...
Saustino
Eric Bana is crying in a corner somewhere.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
+1 for Edward Norton. All day!
kenobibenny
Tina Fine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SugarSmack
Colin Firth...I would fuck you right.
sgong
Him with Matthew Goode in A Single Man #gaydreams
sleevelesspineapple
My boyfriend bears a lovely resemblance to Colin Firth. The charm is real.
tarataqa
I want in on that shit right now.
marvelboy
Watch "what a girl wants". He had a random scene of him dancing in tight pants
copingcabana
Firth thingth Firtht.
MirielBjartskular
Chris Pine. Period.
YouAreAGoat
Chris Pine.
eroica
I have approximately zero celebrity name recognition, so I had to google him, and as soon as I did I went, "oh. yeah. okay, yeah."
cheerfullittleaxolotl
um yeah http://blogs.psychcentral.com/life-goals/files/2014/07/f0e7fe69bb716f41ded2d9e5ab8d0e9c.jpg
BabyMamaMina
Every time.
Imgonnatipyouwell
What if she had said Chris Pratt?
AdorableEvil
Everybody knows Chris Pratt is Amy Poehler's. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uZCT9Teu93s/hqdefault.jpg
YouAreAGoat
Why not both?
n3cr0fag0
These two are always on fire. Even if it's their writer's credit.
Dominian
They have teams, but they both write a lot of their own material and shows.
ReidingRainbow
Their delivery is great, plus they do a lot of their own writing as well.
kcpupcs
second the other comment. they write their own stuff.
CarrotSharpener
I'm sure the former head writer for SNL doesn't write her own stuff.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Amy Poehler's tits making a very good, unexpected, showing
omelly
Eric Bana is the best hulk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JTMoney982
You sir, have defiled the name that is "THE HULK"
Starwelters
Get out.
FFKonoko
Hey, hey, it wasn't Eric Banas fault the movie was 30% lichen and green dogs.
tarataqa
Ferrigno all day
TheKraz
oh you......
FFFS
Said no one ever.
FlatPlutoSociety
Even Eric Bana's mom is like "Yeah, definitely Ruffalo, what the fuck kind of question is that?"
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
UOP: I liked the "comic-book style" that movie attempted. The story was boring though.
wilcox1232
pretty sexist objectifying of men
vapology
sauce if it wasn't already posted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw-wODbjmZI
mrando282
cheers
dudeface
commenting for this awesomesauce.
ChillaAquila
I PUT THE PILLS IN DEE PEOPLE
vapology
DEE PEOPLE DID NOT WANT DEE PILLS IN DEM
KleptoKea
bachterman
ciley mirus?
thk5013
she is laughing because she called dibs earlier ;)
lolsy
shes all like "oooooohhhhh that's sexual"
TheStigsAmericanCousin
*Janice laugh*
PuppysGotPlacesToBe
uuuuugh
Towlssss
OWH MAI GAWD
DHR000x
Had to read it twice, got distracted by her personalities.
marvelboy
You mean their Golden Globes?
mitecrow
What do you mean? I know next to nothing about Fey and Poehler
Sefinh
Pretty sure he meant cleavage. I might be wrong though. They're pretty great though. (Fey and Poehler, I'm gay, not in to the cleavage)
Sefinh
I had good fun watching 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation. (Fey and Poehler's shows respectively)
TheVagab0nd
Amy Plowher
gbombuh
I didn't realize she had such a nice set of breasts.
LicensedToChill
Oh I'd Plowher Amy day of the week
YouGotAButt
Pole-her? I don't even know her!
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Would so go there. I'd make her wear a pantsuit. Love so much.
batterrie
I went to school with a girl named palunchiuk (pal UN chuck) everyone called her "plow n chuck" (she slept with a lot of guys...)
TheVagab0nd
She seems nice :)
missing7
I usually don't find her that attractive, but she looks damn good in that dress.
AGreedyLittlePig
Boobs
guyskissing
Blond Tina Fey
polevaultingpancake
Smooth...
Hudsonian
I wonder who did the waxing...
ProfessorSexyTime
ghsdkgb
"I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It"
koopaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqLlQ554M08
nodisco
"Ben, you're eagle 2" "Oh thank god"
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
hah yes, I just watched this ep last night great scene
runnerdude
Is this something male hosts of award shows do too?
fundipsundrip
Seth MacFarlane did make an entire song about celebrity boobs he saw in movies.
runnerdude
So, no?
madmardagan
Tina Fey.
FappedInAmerica
I'll take what he/she's having please...
GlowstickJedi
Oy vay!
BirdYeezus
http://imgur.com/w9UOeiK
EyeofPolyphemus
All day, any day.
yourcrawdad
Okay.
Bitcerto
All day.
PraiseTitties
Tiny Fey
mollyImalone
YES!
stusauce
Beat me to it!
1AMTHEBATMAN
Your reference game is off the charts
Kitakita
Amy Poehler.
madmardagan
idontbelieveyou.gif
Kitakita
Believe it!
Iamsonewatthis
Tina heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy
avi8tor
why not both ? http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130312013032/random-ness/images/f/f0/Why_not_both.jpg
1AMTHEBATMAN
por que no los dos?
Candymostdandy
I would love to go to a Lemon Party with Tina Fey.
SchelmineGranger
Ain't no lemon party without old Dick!
Candymostdandy
One of the greatest lines of the series.
RatsOff2Ya
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq49yckwU31qjgyuwo6_250.gif
koopaya
Not gonna lie, I was afraid to click the link.
howboutyadontladiesandgentlemenSCOTTYDONT
ˢʰᶦᵃ ᶫᵉᵇᵉᵒᵘᶠ
TheSkeletonWar
Shia surprise!
bluefacepaint
Actual cannibal, Shia Lebeouf?
JustOneBite
BODYSLAM SUPERSTAR SHIA LEBEOUF
howboutyadontladiesandgentlemenSCOTTYDONT
Average Tuesday for Shia Lebeouf
JustOneBite
night*
INDIG0M0NKEY
I didn't even have to open the thread to know this was your comment lol
KyleButNotThatKyle
Tina Fey or Amy Poehler?
bentwrenches
Tina Fey all day. I prefer brunettes.
Innerspeaker
Fey bc of her hips
SpeedRacersOlderBrother
Yes
bentwrenches
Are you the legendary racer X ?
marquisdechocula
http://imgur.com/c7NJRa2
Pipetri
Yes
koopaya
Both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
crleiner
Poehler. Her dress in the picture was a deciding factor.
KyleButNotThatKyle
Because of your affinity for the color purple, I assume.
crleiner
Yessir
beepyboop
I wonder what the other option was in the Chris Pine set
DammitMeredithWhereAreYourPanties
Doesn't matter. Chris Pine.
killerpolarbear
Chris Hemsworth
TheOneWithTheLurker
There is no other option.
TinaRuthBelcher
Oh, honey. . .
flamingflamingo
There was no other option. It was never written.
5alive
bwp815
William Shatner
DrTurkleton
Turk Turkleton
MadJackMcJack
Chris Pine
copingcabana
Orlando BLOOM? Justin TREEber? Edward James ELMous?
insertcoinhere
Respect. This needs more notoriety.
makescreamogreatagain
Bill Cosby
elrick43
His evil twin Priss Chrine
ModusPonens
William Shatner
RubberDuckyRacing
I'm guessing William Shatner. For the Kirk connection. Alternatively Affleck, Baldwin or Harrison for Jack Ryan.
sriver04
Chris Pine
Grubenwolf
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Dominian
*woooosh* - that's the sound of the joke going over your head.
vitto
Chris Pratt, would be my guess.
TheRarispy
That would be blasphemous.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Or Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans...My name is also Chris, though that would certainly be a surprise
dassemultor
Yeah, see, Hemsworth and Evans are both better looking than Pine, so it's weird to me that they used 'Chris' for the joke.
DrTurkleton
My name is not Chris and I am not an actor, so that would truly be a surprise.
YouKnowThatsRight
It's not Chris?? I guess it must be Turk then, Turk Turkleton.
DrTurkleton
You think my name is Turk... Turkleton?
ashes12
Good Lord Amy Poehler is getting hotter and hotter every year..
jimicos
There was lots of room for improvement.
akriska
Amy Poehler....She's so hot right now!
adobosquadron
read this on mugatu's voice
ashes12
Seriously though, I bow down to that glorious woman.
AdorableEvil
Have you seen her in Mean Girls? She plays the mom of the queen of the Plastics.
ashes12
With her and her super hard fake boobs? Of course! I can't tell you how many times I reference that movie every day..
AdorableEvil
Did you wear pink today? On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
ashes12
Accidentally, yes lol. Did yoooouuu???
AdorableEvil
No. I have a work t-shirt I have to wear with dark slacks.
FisterRobot0
I really hope they stay such close friends as they get older. In 30 years, I want them to be female versions of Sir Patrick and Sir Ian.
silentnorse
Women don't age so well
Galakan
This right here!
frankbrodie
They're more like a female Ant and Dec in my opinion. (and that is an opinion of which I have the highest regard)
TheCaptainSteve
or be two of the golden girls when that gets rebooted?
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
they already are
hellofishes
they have a movie coming out called "sisters"
ScrumdiddlyumptiousBar
If Betty White had a counter part that's what it would be like.
ngotorious
You mean, Magneto & Professor X
MrEmZee
They can be like Leslie and Ann :)
eatingketchupchips
they've been friends since before they were famous, met in chicago at iO, so this will likely happen :)
ProbablyDrunkAgain
They'll be females versions of these two
TheFishInTheGoatsEye
I don't want to know who they are in 30 years. I'm waiting for one of them to OD.
ashleykailani
They've been friends since they began their careers. They did improv groups together
FisterRobot0
Yep! They met at Second City, and the way they talk about how they influenced and encouraged each other early on is pretty adorable.
BlitzerRhames
Sir Amy and Sir Tina
odnuttundo
I think this is my most favorite comment that I have ever read
BlueStringsAttached
I can already see the comments to the gif: "Holy shit grandpa, stop making gifs. No one goes on imgur anymore."
thelml
They've been friends for like 50 years already (according to what they said on stage at least ;)
asdfkeyboardman
More like the female versions of Statler and Waldorf.
FisterRobot0
I would totally be even more okay with that!
clancysmum
i have a feeling they would love that too!
ILoveBitchesILovePussyManIShouldBeRunningPETA
DOHOHOHOHO
qussow
Though probably with fewer hands in their asses.
dublet
thebravemagikarp
Or Walter Matthau and Jack Lemon
Sefinh
Which one gets to be bald, and which one goes gay?
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
every gay girl i've met has a crush on Tina Fey... and so do most of the straight girls...
chiknbiskt
Both. That's the fun part.
Jollytothegreen
Ayyyyy
Steven1562
Lmao
hellafordays
As a gay, I vote for for Tina to come to the dark side. Just getting it out there.
imnotthedoctor
I'm straight, but honestly, I feel like that would make her better than she already is
MrChuckletrousers
A gay.
melskunk
Yesssss
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I would go gay for Tina.
nixame
What do you mean dark side? It is the side with all the rainbows.
hellafordays
True dat. Can't make it seem too good though, or we'd have all kinds of riffraff coming over here.
AManWithAStoatThroughHisHead
And no straight people to make gay babies.
iDrinkDrano
Case in point - San Fransisco
trophygeek
Funny but still not as good at the Bill Cosby rip.
ch3burashka
What did they say about having sex with Bill Cosby?
trophygeek
familytriptopoundtown
I PUT THE PILLS IN THE PEOPLE
Charl33t
Wasn't funny at all and not in a "shouldn't be joked about" way but in a just plain not funny way.
trophygeek
btw, I upvoted your comment because it went -1. i think your opinion should be heard even if it's critical of my comment.
hsalceht
the gone girl tyler perry joke i thought was very unappreciated. the best one in the bit.
derpSlurp
Wife informed me they had a good one about Tyler Perry making a Gone Girl follow-up: Girl, I Thought You Was Gone
timberrrrrrr
i dont actually get the joke. Would you heko me out?
derpSlurp
Tyler Perry movies target black audiences. "Girl, I Thought You Was Gone" would be more black than "Gone Girl 2". It's funny because racism.
VoteForLara
At first, it was awesome. But they kept at it and I think the joke went too long.
AttorneyAtLager
Sorta like Bill Cosby's treatment of women?
PressingForward
Yeah I laughed a bit at first but it kind of got fucked up towards the end of the joke.
trophygeek
IMO, it should be ackward... it's a rape joke. The point is to make everyone uncomfortable and to think about it.
trophygeek
"Rape's not funny" Agreed! But being humiliated by your peers and everyone acknowledging it happened is kinda awesome. Future famous ppl 1/2
trophygeek
will have yet-another-reason to not abuse their fame.
RangerSloth
why'd you hyphenate...?
trophygeek
i-don't-know, it-just-seemed-like-the-right-thing-to-do?
RangerSloth
Whatever-floats-your-boat
fundipsundrip
my favourite was when they joked about George Clooney winning the lifetime achievement award. Was pretty hilarious.
literallymike
I thought the Emma Stone was spot on as well.
torhs
Source?
KapnKershaw
The Golden Globes
literallymike
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/01/heres-tina-fey-and-amy-poehlers-opening-monologue-from-the-2015-golden-globes/
jeffjeffingtonthethird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ZnnE1nPrQ
EulaliaSaxons
That's last year's...
jeffjeffingtonthethird
Oh, right, sorry xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw-wODbjmZI