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amnevoiedecafe
I walked to the kitchen and put food in the micro and that was my day
PithyCommentBelow
I still can. But I won’t enjoy either one.
craze
same.
rayeofsunshine
Well I do daytime then I do insomnia. Does that count?
Woestkonijn
Amphetamines help
kimbozo
I did both last saturday...then i couldnt do either on sunday
Fraggleish
DeamgonDork
I usually choose neither.
paultmaack
I choose that man's wife.
aiuta219
I'm 45. I do both at least a few times a week. But I didn't do that stuff in my 20s or 30s, so maybe I saved up the energy.
atrielienz
Thetiredmechanic
Are one of the activities work or are you funded? Can I also have a small funds?
wharsmuhwhiskey
Daytime only here.
FatherAlexanderAnderson
Honestly, why would you want to?
Strostkovy
I can do both if the task is napping. Otherwise I can't do either
SerialButtToucher
I challenge You, Friend! Pillows at dawn!
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
*Persona Protagonist intensifies*
lookingOknaked
I'm a father now. One event per weekend is allowed. I don't care that weekend has two days, I need the other one so I don't kill you all.
goodbyeitwasfunwhileitlasted
I can do an unlimited amount of activities if the people I'm exposed to are limited to those I wish to spend time with. If you make me deal
goodbyeitwasfunwhileitlasted
With the public, you'll be lucky if I show up at all.
NarratorsVoice
Went out for lunch last Sunday, hope by 4pm. Didn't recover until Wednesday.
Nlchacon
This is why you quit drinking. Time management becomes impossible.
madeliStar
Did you mean "home by 4p.m."?
funnyaccepted
You can do slack-tivities all day and night.
SlashUzero
And the shift period is a nightmare
pgbc2prbc
Or remember what I did by the following day
A1TEA
change age to physical state... my 80 year old grandma is still 6-9 crushing it because she never stopped moving around or going outside.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Yes! You can't sit down
SerialButtToucher
If I sit down for 5 minutes I'm asleep. I'm only 30...
jbrizzo
Borrowing tomorrow's fun for today
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
"You guys are doing activities?!"
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Me too but for me that age started at like 25
Meridian03
May i introduce you to napping.
RulesOfImgur
I'm that way too, I'm 23. I have depression
SerialButtToucher
Got Your back if You need to chat. I don't know how to use imgur chat. Email me at paintintaints77@yahoo.com. I've been through it, Holmes.
SerialButtToucher
Hahaha I just saw Your bio. Check my profile, I painted weird versions of Gengar and Zapdos. I'll paint a pokemon with You Homie!
PlumbobMillionaire
Mental illness is a full time job. Anything on top of a full time job is exhausting. I have a mental illness job and a money job. I'm tired.
Friendo2
Well said
SerialButtToucher
Dang, Holmes. I feel You on that one. I get attacked by naps regularly.
ARavenousChimp
I'll be 30 next year. I can and still do both. Where's the rough cutoff for this? Give it to me straight doctor.
hsyrnyk
For me it was into my 50’s
ARavenousChimp
So what you're saying is, there's still a chance! Wonderful.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
30
ARavenousChimp
Crap.
wrinklyflute
I’m 35. Only started being an issue for me since I turned 30.. granted, I stress a lot about the state of the world, so that doesn’t help.
Jokerthehulk
I work 12 hour days. I get home and do dishes, clean cat boxes and cook dinner. Not in that order. My wife wonders how I do it.
meggie4usall
You are a hero, sir/madam!
insanemama
Thanks for making the rest of us look bad there champ.
sparkywires200212
Hope you eat dinner too
Jokerthehulk
Of course. Why else would I make it.
Primordias
And pray tell ... your age good sir?
Jokerthehulk
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asianmilkspray
From the sound of it, 24.
atrielienz
I wonder how you do it. I had cereal for dinner. Although I did put the laundry in so there's that.
Essseff
I get excited when I do laundry then I remind myself that I'm gonna leave the clothes in the drier for a week because I'm pathetic
Jokerthehulk
My wife takes care of the laundry. She even puts it away the same day. She says she enjoys it.
Jokerthehulk
You just do it. I always tidy up before going to bed. I’m a machine.
atrielienz
If I sit down, take shoes and or bra off it's curtains. Nothing else is getting done.
Jokerthehulk
Then don’t sit down. Do the things you need to do then sit down with your dinner in hand. Once it becomes routine it’s easy.
TheMellowPeril
I still can, but the price for such a deed is quite hefty.
browncoatsunite
I had 3 straights days of plans last week and literally died.
MakiPandaRollito
Know the feeling. This Monday was rough. Not used to socialise anymore...
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youeitherlikeordislike
SocoFox
Party for a full weekend in the French Quarter... A full week of hangover.
TaintToucher
Death.
TheMellowPeril
Ultimately, yes
InfinitusEquitas
The two day hangover is becoming standard. I feel old.
solsactual
Dude it's about 4.5 days for me now. It just isn't worth it.
InfinitusEquitas
Stick to tequila, vodka, cognac only, and minimize sugar. Do not mix.
Gherkincensed
Hard A? No thanks...plus all the common mixers for those you listed have sugar!
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
I'm pulling an all nighter to take my kids camping. I'm regretting it already. I just hope they don't die during my midday nap.
yourbassist
$15 for a 12 pack of seltzer. Not too steep for a day.
brobinson2001
18 pack of 8% Natty Daddy is $8.88 at Dollar General here
SnaccAttacc
This wins "greasiest comment of the day" and I love you for it
brobinson2001
4 miles to DG, or 8 miles to the liquor stores, or 10 miles to Walmart.
InfinitusEquitas
Until you start getting an ulcer/irritation from using it too often.
yourbassist
I have not heard of that as a common side effect of pounding Truly.
InfinitusEquitas
Idk who Truly is, but you getter get yourself checked for stds.
killALLcabbages
brobinson2001
I mowed the yard Saturday morning, then installed a truck bed toolbox that evening. My knee still hurts. I'm only 38
notactuallymario
CredibleInformant
Only? Youre retirement home let's you do that kinda work?!
Bmxtucker
Retirement? In this economy?
Golgothanworm
Home?
Bmxtucker
In this economy?
LickFury
“Only”………… *starts crying as I turned 32 today*
TheMellowPeril
brobinson2001
To be fair, I played FB in HS & last week tripped over my own shoelace in the dark on a porch with houseplant stands. It was either 1/?
brobinson2001
take the fall & eat shit or take a metal spike to the face.
brobinson2001
So my knee is fucked, as is my elbow & a couple of squishy ribs
Iamthebuttofmybestjokes
I turn 22 next month and you would be forgiven for thinking I was a 49 year old welder who’s body said fuck this 20 years ago
TheMellowPeril
xjmjguy
Hey that's me! Except I'm 42, mechanic & welder for 27yrs of a no hoist shop.
brobinson2001
I'm also a no-hoist welder (pre-cancer) Recent full-body CT showed a healed ulna break & 2 lower back partially blown discs.
brobinson2001
After I'm cleared, I'm doing nuke. Their safety standards are 1000000%. Fuck local shops that pay $14/hr to hang upside-down.
Iamthebuttofmybestjokes
I see your 27 years experience and raise you a 2 year 900 hour course I took in high school lol