Astro-comical

Sep 10, 2019 12:15 PM

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Wife hates sex haha

Clown car

"Only thing that can beat me is a queen..."

Don't talk about the LYNDA CARTER spin if you can't even spell her name right! That said, excellent spin.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some of these just sad...

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I don’t get the small firecracker pop one

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's terrified of it, but it's so small a noise he can't even hear it go off with his ears covered.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 That armor works because that is where we are aiming.

6 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 4

Yup, to remove said armor. Not because the arrow follows our eyes (and mind).

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

178,910,723.6

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

438216

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

178,910,723.64382. Unless I typed the numbers in wrong, which could easily happen. Definitely not 4.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

16

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The answer is 178,910,723.6438216.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First one should have the caption 'I was a superhero once until I took an arrow to the vulva... I mean knee'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#28 made me chuckle. I could see someone or myself write a funny story on the premise that death is trying to get people to emigrate there

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The answer is 178,910,723.64382

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

16

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 reminds me of Erza Scarlet.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am friends with Linda Carter spin Supergirl and let me tell you oh, she is a wonderful human

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

178910723.6 in case anybody else was wondering

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

178,910,723.6438216 . At least that's as accurate as my computer's calculator will go.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Divide by 3688999999999999999 (approx) to get 4.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Multiplying by 0 and then adding 4 works better though.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The answer is 178910723.6

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

438216

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get #8 #9 #10

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's making a face. It enjoys it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That last one, talk about poker faces. Nobody even cracked a smile. I'm the kind of jerk that would have laughed.

6 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 1

They don’t laugh because it’s all happened to them before. Feelsbadman

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

they all was there once.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy on HIS left looks like he’s trying to avoid laughing

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

"Tough luck, bro, you got beaten by a girl." :X *gigglegiggleSNORT*

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I would have laughed if i was the guy that lost.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laughed? I’d probably gone with something like “oh shit! Holy shit!” Then realized someone was hurting and said it again, but more quietly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

updoot bc meme dump. Who downvotes meme dumps anyway?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#25 Lady, if you think I'm *not* aroused by your Linda Carter spin, you've got another thing coming.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

I'm more aroused by the blonde superman, can't help it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and what woman isn't turned on by Superman tearing open his shirt and thrusting his big chest out?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Higher angle on the blonde makes them look submissive while the lower angle on the brunette makes them look powerful.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Facts about posture. Also the facial expression is important.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She could Linda my Carter any day of the week.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What was the first thing comi....ohhhhhhh, gotcha

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well it's also irrelevant to the original post since she was talking about how Superman takes off his disguise, not Wonderwoman.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The first one is them doing the "Superman version" while still looking badass, the second is doing it how Wonder Woman actually did it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Badass seems like a dramatic overstatement to me, but whatever floats your boat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Without looking "pervy" then if that's how you need it phrased, my point is they were responding relevantly to the original post.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 The answer is 178910719.056. I may or may not have used a calculator.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

The answer is 42.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, you're saying it's not 4?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's closer to 4 than just the first two multiplied together, so there's that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No fuk you and your 'calculator' I know in my heart that the answer is 4! Nonbelievers can go count the digits of pi

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would have been hilarious if it actually was four.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 I was looking for Waldo, the biggest clown of them all.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie- that clown one took me a second

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#21 fuck that's good.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#1

6 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

It finally makes sense!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Still looks bottom naked under the armor though lol

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lot of boomer humor energy in this one

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Stranger things VI

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bloodninja?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

...All I can see in my head is that one Fate/Stay Night fic when ever I see that phrase.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know the origin of it, but I think of that fanfiction more than its origin.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She rolled a natural 20 for her save.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Nah, she's just wearing the Panties of Drought.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At Applebee's for lunch and leered at some office workers cleavage. I feel bad for her co-workers having to put up with her outfit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude fuck off literally.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Please help me understand why I should fuck off literally.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because its people like you trying to make breast feeding a dirty thing. Boobs are just boobs, there is also a huge diff between glancing at

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breast feeding? She wasn't breast feeding. She was having lunch herself.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Boobs n staring at them. Thats why.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fantasy Ireland? the shire is the west country m8

6 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 3

Fantasy Ireland, little hobbit aught ta be yellin "Aye, bass ta plane ta plane"

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just learned about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_Country_Park as a result of this thread. Now I want to visit.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Tolkein was living in Oxford while writing the books then that still makes Ireland the country closest and west of him m8 Wales is UK

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 24

Get fucked you scurrilous heathen.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine. You’re attempt at seduction has been noted, but no.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Your attempt at English has been noted, but no. BOOM.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read and repent: A village near Birmingham was the Shire's inspiration: https://www.theguardian.com/books/1991/dec/28/jrrtolkien.classics

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wales is still a separate country tho jus saying

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Settle down or they'll build another castle.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Too late

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The west country is sommerset, Devon and Cornwall you ruddy wazzack

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Dawi from another hold arrive

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wazzack is cornish my vertically challenged friend

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's going in the book!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mother is cornish

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The fuck are you two on about?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The thing with this is that boobs shouldn't have to be covered at all, they aren't sex organs or dirty.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

Like if everyone was going around bare assed sitting on the same stuff in public that would get really nasty.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

The thing with this is that crotch cleavage shouldn't have to be covered at all, crotch cleavage isn't a sex organ or dirty.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Look up "secondary sex characteristics."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes, because I've never heard of that term. But are you saying all secondary sexual characteristics should be covered? You like burkas?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

third party and a vast majority perspective tends to disagree with your sentiment unfortunately.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Thats bc imgur is 87% men according to their stats. Easy to have the women outvoted ffs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Boobs are sex organs. They're sexualized and a prominent focus for sexual activity. Deal with it.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

I agree.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I, for one, welcome a society where we stop covering boobs (unless you want to I guess).

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I wouldn't mind it for a day but I'm a prude and jealous so I wouldn't want my gf to participate

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would probably be like how men can legally be shirtless. It's allowed but you pretty much only see it on rare occasion, like at a beach.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most places it's not illegal to go topless anymore. At least in the US. People just don't.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's still outright illegal in Tennessee, Indiana, and Utah. There are also a lot of city ordinances against it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I see boobs I look at em

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Asses in yoga pants are hard not to look at, but we still understand leering isn't cool.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don't let people spoil your dreams. Leering is cool if you want it to be.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then staring at boobs should be as perfectly fine as staring at their arm.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

"QUIT STARING AT MY ARM. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In an ideal world, sure. But I will say, just for clarity and to clear stuff up, it is also pretty weird to stare at people's arms

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It'd be weird, but not a huge deal like staring at boobs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It would be more like staring at an ass in yoga pants. You can look but you don't want to be caught in a long stare.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So you agree that boobs are on par with ass as far as sexuality is concerned.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As far as enjoying looking at them in a sexual way? Yes. But dicks and vaginas are used for sex, and are unsanitary to have touching seats.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a culture where boobs are out and you see breastfeeding that doesn't mess with kids at all. Seeing genitals and sex probably would

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Staring at anything on a person except their face while you’re talking to them is weird af, have u ever communicated with a real person?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Staring at an arm or something is weird, but it's not the same big deal that staring at boobs is.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not that I ever noticed or care about people staring at my boobs, but people who do are usually people who would be equally uncomfortable w

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

U staring at their arm. Like jfc, glancing is one thing but just dont fucking star. Even constant eye contact is creepy af

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would find it pretty weird if someone was staring intently at any part of me.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sure it'd be weird, but staring intently at any other part like a shoulder or something wouldn't be a problem like staring at boobs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Have had some foot fetishists who think that way. It's just as creepy when you leer at body parts others don't find sexual. Cuz you might.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the face though have to stare to talk unless you want to be rude and look around lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maintaining eye contact too long is uncomfortable for people. We all look away naturally at various points, so no staring intently.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.....true...I never actually thought or realized that....thank you lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

last one is r/watchpeopledieinside

6 years ago | Likes 1121 Dislikes 4

So is the clown car one, technically.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

IIRC, he had a breakdown after that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He looks like the poster child for douchenozzelry, so it's kind of beautiful.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the trick, i m already dead.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all are.... We all are...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a few years.... May be...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All poker players are dead inside, having died multiple gruesome deaths.

6 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 0

some like that one dude should probably die an outside death

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Player here, I’m still not convinced we’re not living in a simulation

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I lost a Jack's full of aces boat to quad aces for 450 dollars. Fucking never heard a table in a casino yell so loud

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Pocket deuces. Now That's a real Maverick.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Was that a spell you just tried to cast? Cause it sounded like a spell to me

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some casinos have a jackpot for that type of thing. It’s usually when quads lose to quads. The loser gets the big end and winner small end.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's shitty participation award bullshit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Got invited to a buddies poker game once. I don't know if it was a bad shuffle or what, but I got pocket aces and the other 2 aces came (1)

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

out on the flop on the very first hand. I mean, you don't NOT go all in when you have 4 aces. So I went all in, and was very honest that (2)

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

no one should call because I had gotten a lucky hand. Everything short of showing my cards, since this was a friendly game I didn't want (3)

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

to bust anyone on the first hand. Well, the guy who was holding the game at his house says "can't let that pass in my house" and calls (4)

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i dont gamble. what the hell does that mean

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Super good hand lost to super unlikely, even better hand. Literally one other hand (the last 2 aces in the deck) could have won, and it did.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's a big fat loser! And what's worse everyone was happy he lost! Everybody point and laugh!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Super good hand lost to super unlikely, even better hand. Literally one other hand (the last 2 aces in the deck) could have won, and it did.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Nah, could also win with a house of aces, with any of the other cards on the table as pair.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nahhh you could also win with two twos. Best card combo in the room. You can bet everything you have and still win. No lies here. All truth.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's true, I'm dumb. Although a double paired board where somebody makes the better house like that is also super unlucky, no real way out

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had JJJAA board had JAA93 other player had AAAA it's a 100 million to 1 deal when each of us only get 2 cards and only 5 on the table

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bad beat jackpot?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not where I was...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some casinos pay you for the bad beat.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1